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1- Worst facial hair =Matthew Shugard

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald-Michael Cohen

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless-David Brock

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart= David Brock

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – David Brock

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – David Brock

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School -David Brock

8- Still a virgin -Harold Pollack

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog
David Brock

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Please add the following-
Urinalist – a journalist who engages in massive yellow journalism, siding with criminals and hiding corruption while pissing on tax paying law abiding citizens.

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Bidenate. The ability to speak while simultaneously ingesting ones own foot.

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Palinpatation. The fear induced erratic heart rate Liberals feel, whenever Sarah Palin is mentioned.

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Palinpatation II. The libido induced erotic heart rate conservative men feel, whenever Sarah Palin is seen.

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Feditor. A multi headed, odoriferous beast, that preys on the hard earned money of the American citizen. Other food sources include, rights and freedom.

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Byepartisan – When voters kick the bums out.

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Emanubathic. The fear of being accosted by Rahm Emanuel, while bathing.

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Obalating. A non biological urge, to be screwed by Big Government.

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Wimppit — Dog. A Kenyan mongrel.

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Bidensity. A term used to gauge the thickness of ones skull.

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Palinspiration – Being Inspired by Sarah

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Mongreloid: A person of mixed ethnicity whose philosophies and policies display strong hints of mental retardation.

Undocumented President: A Chief Executive of the US Federal Government who refuses to disclose his original birth certificate. (see also: Alleged Hawaiian).

New Black Panther Party: A Keep-Out-The-Vote Ethnic Community Organizing Outreach Group.

Racist: An automobile driving competition participant.

Illegal Immigrant: A mongreloid resident of Aztlan.

Deficit: A Republican Thought-Mechanism designed to exert a chilling effect on Government Bum Subsidies.

Government Accountability: No definition found.

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Palinperspiration – Sweating after looking at photos of Sarah in blue jeans

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Pillow biding-a rat that slowly eats a pillow

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CFM (and BFH)

Here’s one of CFM’s neologisms that was well received in the neologisms contest way back when

Hemotaxins, hemotaxic

Venomous substances which poison the lifeblood of a recovery by destroying small business cells and causing general enterprise degeneration. Often found in venomous fedatory reptiles.

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BFH

You may need to give CFM special dispensation since he was unavailable for our contest.

Certainly Fedator and hemotaxic are deserving.

I changed your definition for hemotaxic a little, CFM to make it better track hemotoxic, which means blood destroying toxin

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