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1- Worst facial hair (men only) Paul Krugman

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald Jonathan Chait

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless Katha Pollitt

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart Spencer Ackerman

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart Jeet Heer ha

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much Ryan Donmoyer/Alyssa Rosenberg

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School Harold Pollack

8- Still a virgin Lisa Lerer lol

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog Alyssa Rosenberg

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1- Worst facial hair (men only) – J.Harry Wray

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – Jonathan Chait

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless -
Megan Carpentier

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – Ryan Donmoyer

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – Jeet Heer

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – Ezra “banana nose” Klein

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School – Marc Ambinder

8- Still a virgin – Dylan Matthews

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – Brian Butler

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1- Worst facial hair (men only)- Eve Fairbanks

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – Jonathan Chait

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – Harold Pollack

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – Dana Goldstein

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – Ed Gilgore

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – Mark Kleiman

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School – Dylan Matthews

8- Still a virgin – Harold Pollack (Is it ok to have someone twice?)

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – Ezra Klein

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1- Worst facial hair (men only)- Michael Kazin

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – Jo Ann Reid

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – Sarah Spitz

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – David Corn

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – Dean Baker

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – Harold Pollack

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School – David Corn

8- Still a virgin – David Corn

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – Ed Gilgore

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1- Worst facial hair (men only) -David Roberts

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald -Matthew Shugart

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – Dave Weigel

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – Todd Gitlin

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – David Brock

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – Ryan Avent

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School -Dylan Matthews

8- Still a virgin – Jesse Singal

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – Scott Mclemee

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When I first saw these (men?)
I thought if any two guys were paired in a slap fight who would win.
SO:
First one to cry loses.
Patt Yglesiass vs Spencer Asserman
Winner: Spencer

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It would be great if a class action lawsuit could be filed against all these commies.
Then the game could be, the first one to start crying in court while explaining why the hell they thought they had the right to choose are president. Of course all would cry when they got 10 to 20 years for election fraud.
Then the game could be who gets it in prison first.

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Questions 1-9 All of them

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1- Worst facial hair – Michael Cohen

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – Felix Salman

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – Katha Pollitt

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – Luke Mitchell

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – Ryan Avent

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – David Brock

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School – Rick Perlstein

8- Still a virgin – Nate Silver

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – Sarah Spitz

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- Worst facial hair (men only) – Mark Kleiman (or is that part of his shirt?)

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – Adam Serwer

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – Harold Pollack

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – Ryan Donmoyer

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – Jonathan Stein

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – Dave Weigel

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School
– Ezra Klein

8- Still a virgin- David Corn

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – David Brock

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1- Worst facial hair (men only) – Paul Thugman

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – Paul Thugman

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – Paul Thugman

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – Paul Thugman

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – Paul Thugman

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – Paul Thugman

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School – Paul Thugman

8- Still a virgin – Paul Thugman

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – Paul Thugman

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1- Worst facial hair (men only)FROOMKIN

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald-FROOMKIN

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless-SPITZ

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart-KLEIN

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart-ADLER- HE LOVES PROGRESSIVE FARTS

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much- SHAPIRO

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School-POLLACK

8- Still a virgin-POLLACK

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog-LERER

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1- Worst facial hair (men only) RALPH LUKER. Yikes.

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald: HOLLY YEAGER

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless: SCOTT MCLEMEE

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart: SARAH SPITZ

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart: DAVID BROCK

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much: RYAN DONMOYER

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School: EZRA KLEIN

8- Still a virgin: HONESTLY, ARE ANY OF THEM NOT?

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog: SARAH SPITZ

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Why would I want to do this?

It would be like “hunting” dairy cows with a deer rifle.

It might be somewhat entertaining, but it’s not really challenging.

It’s not like you would mount their decidedly unattractive nuggets as trophies in your den to brag on, is it?

Look, how could I POSSIBLY insult and damage their self-esteem any more than God already has?

Think about it.

Now as to the males in the crew, I can only say that Ted Bundy, while on Death Row in Florida for the multiple rapes and murders of women, managed to get married and father a child.

When you boys likely get less furry mogambo than Ted Bundy did while incarcerated, I can understand why you think and write the way you do.

For the females. It must be tough being the “Janeane Garofalo” at the “Miss America Pageant” of life.
And just because you are less visually desirable than most streetwalking shemale prostitutes is no reason to be bitter.

See…these aren’t insults, they’re just the facts ain’t they?

In this context, most of these Journolisters pictured deserve nothing but our pity.

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1- Worst facial hair — Paul Krugman (I’m including the eyebrows)

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald — Rich Byrne (Beatles cut, circa 1963)

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless — Harold Pollack (looks like Steve Jobs’ and Bill Gates’ love child)

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart — Ryan Donmoyer (from the gas he produces, it must be painful)

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart — David Brock (his own)

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much — David Corn (he looks euphoric)

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School — Ezra Klein (he now wants everyone to suffer)

8- Still a virgin — Ed Gilgore (it’s been a pretty dry 50 years)

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog — Dan Froomkin (looks like he can’t wait to get home)

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1- Worst facial hair (men only) LAURA ROZEN

2- If I had their haircut I’d rather be bald – JONATHAN CHAIT

3 – If I had their face I’d rather be headless – MATHHEW YGLESIAS

4- Person who most looks like they are suppressing a fart – GREG ANRIG

5- Person who most looks like they just smelled a fart – RYAN DONMEYER

6- Person who most looks like they enjoy their own farts a little too much – DAVE WEIGEL

6a.Person who looks like they enjoy JONATHAN STEIN’S farts a little too often – SPENCER ACKERMAN

7- Guy who suffered the most beatings in High School – SPENCER ACKERMAN

8- Still a virgin – HAROLD POLLACK

9- Has a “peanut butter relationship” with their dog – MIKE ALLEN

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