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Annoying Leftist Bumper Stickers
Kurt Schlichter has part 2 of his rant about “pinko lectures via the tailgates of fast lane-plugging Prius hybrids and decaying VW vans.”
“The combination of these poorly thought-through ideas and the sanctimony with which they are delivered – plus the terrifying realization that there are idiots in positions of power in the government who actually buy into this crap – means that we can no longer just gnash our teeth in silence. So, in the spirit of giving voice to those of us out there stuck in traffic behind some quarter-wit displaying such foolishness, and because there’s more to shamelessly milk out of this topic, let’s review some of the more irritating insights the self-appointed ruling class graciously offers us.”
I think more annoying than the bumper stickers is the drone of the drumming in the background of any leftist whinefest. Do they think this is music? When you look at their CD collection is this what you find?
Update: Menderman’s Niece’s car
Matt Ritz, Good Cracker
July 28th, 2010
There are some stickers I agree with.
“He is NOT MY President!”
is one of them.
123321123321
July 28th, 2010
Look at this document, the “Progressives” don’t need to destroy America with Nuclear WMD’s or any other kind of WMD, they are doing it through massive debt. http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/116xx/doc11659/07-27_Debt_FiscalCrisis_Brief.pdf
FreeManinPA
July 28th, 2010
The blue one should say “Don’t think, we will tell you what to believe?
1MadCrackerJack
July 28th, 2010
If it sounds like Marx and acts like Stalin, then it’s probably The Obama!
Menderman
July 28th, 2010
Speaking of cars, the Chevy volt is out for only $41,000! I took the poll at http://www.chevroletvoltage.com/ and 96% of people polled said they would consider an electric car for their next purchase!
Is there a bumper sticker for stupid? It will go 40 miles on 10 hour charge with perfect weather if you don’t use A/C or heat!!
Salve
July 28th, 2010
Here are two bumper sticker for the owner: BRING A FRIEND IF YOU HAVE ONE. THE OWNER HAS IMPECCABLE BAD TASTE.
Salve
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July 28th, 2010
The real joke is that those bumper stickers are just to hold the car together.
dyrewulf
July 28th, 2010
Gee, the only bumper stickers I have say “NRA” and “If you can read this, you’re in my kill zone”
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Menderman
July 28th, 2010
My Neices car is almost that bad. I sent BFH a photo, maybe he will post it in my comment.
1MadCrackerJack
July 28th, 2010
Menderman, your Niece needs some serious psychological help.
She’s missing the sticker that says “I think I’m dumb therefore I am.” My youngest daughter is an infected liberal also. 
scribble
July 28th, 2010
God, I hate the “COEXIST” sticker. (pun intended)
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July 28th, 2010
My favorite bumper sticker is “Piss off a liberal. Work hard and be happy.”
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July 28th, 2010
I one time saw a car covered in liberal dreck who’s driver missed the irony of one of their platitudes: “If you’re a Christian, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares.”
Doug
July 28th, 2010
I’ve never displayed a bumper sticker in my life. I’ve seen a couple that might have worked on my vehicle. My favorite read something like “Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.”
Bob
July 28th, 2010
Menderman’s niece is a Crapalachian State student – figures. UNC-Tweetsie attracts a fair share of fruitcakes, as did WCU when I went there. Can’t understand their attraction to mountains – landfills should emit the same smell as their potential mates – you think they’d be drawn there instead…
Horrorman18
July 28th, 2010
The really sad part is that 99% of the cars on the road that have more than 3 bumper stickers are stick up their ass liberals…Just by seeing more than 3 bumper stickers means I know where the person stands on pretty much every argument( Global Warming, The war in Iraq, Illegal immigration etc…) …how does it feel to be a billboard automaton you tools
RKae
July 28th, 2010
My favorite was a VW (of course!) that I saw a few years ago. It had 2 bumper stickers on the back:
1.) “You can’t simultaneously prepare for and prevent nuclear war!”
2.) A Yin/Yang symbol with the words “Martial Arts.”
I thought, “Hmmm… isn’t the point of martial arts to prepare for a fight you never plan on having?”
World full of nitwits, huh?
Horrorman18
July 28th, 2010
Many Bumper stickers = smelly hippies
Carl
July 28th, 2010
IDIOTS like these don’t even know why they believe in whatever it is they think they believe in. Most are Uninformed, Brainwashed, Emotional, Confused, Nonthinking, Nonlistening, college students or graduated from said Institution of Indoctrination.
Menderman
July 28th, 2010
It is hard to see in this pic, but the green one towards the top left says “Who would Jesus bomb?”. I asked her “who would Jesus abort”, and she said “That is a womans business, not yours”…and she s STILL starts political conversations with me…
sigh…I still love her though…
Menderman
July 28th, 2010
the orange one under the tail light says:
OMG GOP WTF?!
it has the same website posted below and when I go there it says “Stayed tuned for My Right-Wing Uncle… ” amongst other things. maybe she knew I would do this to her one day…
DMac
July 28th, 2010
My two favorite bumper stickers have always been
1) God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts
and
2) My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy’s car
Ultimately, this is what our country’s youth is being fueled by; bumper sticker doctrine. Judging by the people I have seen post on this site, I am quite positive that we have the upper hand in snarky comments. I’d throw some real stickers on my car, only if it would make a liberal go mad…