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Home - by - July 22, 2010 - 07:52 America/New_York - 22 Comments

Via Big Hollywood

This stoner isn’t Michael Moore -

A:  It’s not his voice.

B:  As ignorant as the questioner is, he is still vastly more intelligent than Michael Moore.

C: Here is his High School Picture. This guy was born fat.

D: Michael Moore as Eagle Scout. His first patch was in Smore Making and Devouring

» 22 Comments

  1. old_oaks

    July 22nd, 2010

    Dude is waaaay baked too. Nobody would ever light fatboy up, he’d eat them out of house and home.

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  2. conservative cowgirl

    July 22nd, 2010

    I like how Mr. Friedman inadvertently (or was it?) flips that vacant-eyed, drug-addled, whiney doofus the bird at 4:30. Snicker.

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  3. scribble

    July 22nd, 2010

    His shirt says “Orientation Counselor”.

    This could be Kevin Jennings.

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  4. BigFurHat

    July 22nd, 2010

    The only time these idiots came close to puncturing Milton Friedman’s argument is when they said “but we didn’t know about the Pinto’s problem before we bought it.”

    Then Friedman of course had the answer- That is what the courts are for.

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  5. conservative cowgirl

    July 22nd, 2010

    Michael “The Oaf” Moore was a scout? He took the Scout’s pledge? This pledge? Or did he have a revised version?

    “On my honor I will do my best
    To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
    To help other people at all times;
    To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.”

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  6. Qbert

    July 22nd, 2010

    That can’t be Michael Moore, and i know this because I listened to him speak yet there are no new holes in my walls.

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  7. Qbert

    July 22nd, 2010

    He was only a scout to fight for gender equality in cookie-pushing.

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  8. Menderman

    July 22nd, 2010

    I think all humans should come with the following warning tatooed on their forehead:

    Life is dangerous; proceed at your own risk!

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  9. scribble

    July 22nd, 2010

    “With no honor I will do my best
    To undo God and my country
    And to obey the Scout Master on all camping trips.
    To screw other people at all times;
    To keep myself physically obese, mentally closed and morally gay.”

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  10. Papadoc

    July 22nd, 2010

    And some more dangerous than others.
    Calculations in business and medical matters concerning the value of human life always sound cold and crass and are always off-the-wall. How much is a single human life worth? More than all the Pintos ever produced, of course. But you can’t make business decisions based on infinite resources. Some people just don’t get that. They can’t get past the fact someone may die.

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  11. conservative cowgirl

    July 22nd, 2010

    @scribble

    That makes more sense. Thank you for posting the revised Michael Moore version! ;)

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  12. scribble

    July 22nd, 2010

    @conservative cowgirl

    You’re welcome, but It was painful to write the first 2 lines.

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  13. FreeManinPA

    July 22nd, 2010

    No way that was M&M – he wasn’t that thin the day he was hatched.

    I’d like to ask that kid today what he thinks about the “Smart Car” sure it may not blow up when hit from behind, but you would still be dead.

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  14. FreeManinPA

    July 22nd, 2010

    Michael Moore’s first patch was for the Dutch Rudder

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  15. Althing

    July 22nd, 2010

    Moore looked like the kind of guy in high school I would’ve beaten up just for looking like he does. His face was smarmy and smug even back then.

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  16. Reiuxcat

    July 22nd, 2010

    Eagle scout? He’s wearing the Life badge on his left breast pocket. The scoutmaster is awarding another merit badge. Not the Eagle Scout medal. Just what I see in the photo.

    As an Eagle scout myself, I hope MM has not cheapened that achievement.

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  17. Phil E. Buster

    July 22nd, 2010

    The rumor is true–Michael Moore is Rosie O’Donnell’s long lost twin brother!

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  18. Javelina Bomb

    July 22nd, 2010

    Hmmmm. That scout master guy seems to be putting out kind of a molester-y vibe. And there’s Michael Moore, with A LOT of merit badges.

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  19. Crackerona

    July 22nd, 2010

    That high school photo…..you sure it wasn’t 6th grade?
    And how on earth does someone stroke before getting their yearbook photo taken? I’ve seen car accidents more symmetrical than his face.

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  20. steve

    July 22nd, 2010

    He looks like a girl scout

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  21. iris354

    July 22nd, 2010

    Dunno Reluxcat, the badge has a white edge, so it looks like it could be the Eagle patch. Both of my sons are Eagles so I’ve seen it. Thinking of MM as an Eagle makes me want to puke! What a poser.

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