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This explains his basketball (lack of) skills.

They were playing basketball on the first episode of Star Trek, and Obama was having a brilliant game. He was driving toward the net, a single basket shy of a tribble-double, but as the final buzzer went the ref called him for double-tribbling!

The look on his face tells me he has his phaser set on VIBRATE.

Jim,I think the new guy is a big mistake.Think you could vaporize his ass and replace him with an American?

Is the guy in red a Cling-on from Uranas?

I hear ya! If only..that is my favorite BO face, though. hilarious!

And what of Me-Shell

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Beam us up Scotty….but leave the kid with the kinky hair. He creeps us out.

Barry could never hang with the prime directive – Leave Us Alone!!!

Now I know how the FOOL-in-CHIEF got elected.

Some ass hat went back in time and changed something
that made this fool electable, but what.

His white Hammer and Sickle would show up real good on that red shirt.

I remember that episode.
Lt. Brgkgkgk (sound of a drunk, vomiting) was slowly and painfully killed by the Vogons for acting in a “stupid and haughty” manner while Capt. Kirk was attempting to negotiate a truce between the Federation and the Vogon Empire.
The Federation let it slide because they were sick of Lt. Brgkgkgk’s ass clownery, as well.

I don’t remember seeing Erkle before on Star Trek…

Is this a “lost” episode ? It doesn’t look very good. Bad news for the Erkle kid, red shirt …, means you gonna die soon, right after the next commercial!

hahahahaha

Scotty, 3 to beam up !

Phasers don’t kill economies, Commies kill economies.

Of course he’s the runt of the litter and the one with the least idea how to read the landscape or what to do with the tools available to him. Oh … and the nerdiest.

The USS Barry – his four year mission – to seek out failed ideologies and their supporters, to encounter freedom haters around the globe – to boldly go where no God fearing American could stand without throwing up.

Set phasers to rectally stun – Hiney’s here!

The guy in red’s the ship’s compliance officer, who makes sure that any hostile Klingons or Romulans that are encountered are given their Miranda rights

I’m the Miranda compliance officer, Jim — not a magician!

If only…
Ya know it’s always the ensign (junior senator, inexperienced president), who gets eaten by the giant carnivorous plant or vaporized by the hostile native alien, or even falls into a tar pit!
if only…

Dammit Jim, I’m onl…..

LENNIE!!!

Stardate 69-57 – landing party investigating rumors of capitalism on Rigel 4 – ensign Jerkhov recommending all assets be seized and redistributed to the Ramadan Nebula – Kirk out.

No wait, he’s the .. he’s the .. Islamic self esteem enhancement and outreach officer, who ensures that all ship’s personnel are kept apprised of the contributions Islam made to interstellar travel as well as details like what star dates Ramadhan falls on

Dammit, Jim I’m just a simple country Islamic self esteem enhancement and outreach officer, nothing more

Dammit Jim – I’m a surgeon, not a veterinarian – this goat’s been sodomized!