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Earth Day Smurf Day
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An Irony Curtain Classic. Just in Time for The High Holy Day of The EcoReligious-Left.
Today’s the day some of your EcoBrainwashed kids come home from another day of liberal indoctrination at the government run internment camp, that is their public school, armed with more propaganda from the purveyors of the Global Warming Hoax. Pay no attention to the fact that the last half dozen winters have been breaking records for extended cold and stormy winter mayhem all over the globe.
“The fact that it’s getting colder PROVES that it’s getting warmer!” they’ll say, while relabeling the whole sham “Climate Change.” Uh, so let me get this straight – the fact that the whole class is growing taller PROVES that the whole class is getting shorter?
But don’t sweat it. No need to get hot under the collar! If you’ve reached your EnviroBoiling point, simply send your child’s teacher (or anyone else who might need it) a subscription to GreeNazi magazine! Get it now while paper is still legal.
-Irony Curtain
wa
April 21st, 2009
Yep! Wintry winters are an ominous sign.
And summery summers are worse.
We have no idea what to make of the LEAVES FALLING OFF THE TREES!!!!!!
I wanna ask al Gore ONE FRIGGIN QUESTION.
“Albert, now that you have your hand on the thermostat, exactly what Global temperature are you shooting for?”
PoodleSkirt
April 21st, 2009
Brilliant. Mein Kampost slayed me.
OK. We all know this is a religion, so when can we start demanding the separation between church and state here. I’m getting weary.
Robert F. Hepburn Jr.
April 21st, 2009
Fowgive me forrrrrrrwwwwrrr my speaken vooooice.. but I boint out my
vowckul cawds doin cwack.
cfm990
April 22nd, 2009
I wonder is the people of Wisconsin are planning any outdoor events today? Gonna have to clear the 7″ of snow that fell yesterday before they can begin. But hey; why let a mini blizzard get in the way of global warming awareness?
cfm990
April 22nd, 2009
oops sorry for the typo… I wonder “if”
Communal Prosperity
April 22nd, 2009
Saving our planet form greedy capitalists should be in the front of everyones mind today. Saving our enviroment from obeasity and Carbon Dioxide is a real need. The EPA declared Carbon Dioxide as a dangerous gas to humans. Mussels, freshwater snails and other underwater creatures emit a potent greenhouse gas as they feed, according to a study that adds a small aquatic dimension to the impact of wildlife on global warming. The animals, also including worms and insect larvae, emitted nitrous oxide — commonly known as laughing gas — as a by-product of their digestion when nitrate was present in water. Nitrate is often used in fertilizers, whose use is rising. We have to account for our own emissions and conserve to save the planet.
Irony Curtain
April 22nd, 2009
Communal,
Please pass that bong of Laughing Gas when you’re done!
Hanoverfist
April 22nd, 2009
My Tomato plants were delivered this morning.
I swear its only a coincidence.
wa
April 22nd, 2009
And “Tomato Plants” is a euphemism for what, exactly?
I_pwn_moonbatz
April 22nd, 2009
What really burns my arse up is that Algore got a Nobel Prize for peddling junk science.
Ira Zitsky
April 22nd, 2009
“We have to account for our own emissions and conserve to save the planet.”
-Oh yeah?! What about the worms and insect larvae? How come they don’t have to do anything?!
It’s not fair!!!
Billy C
April 22nd, 2009
Geez Ira! When did you get a sense of humor?
noam Chompme
April 22nd, 2009
This is an Ira troll.. Dammit!
Irony Curtain
April 22nd, 2009
Not only did AlGore get a Nobel Prize for that riveting slideshow, he nudged out some woman who’s only accomplishment was saving 2,500 Jewish kids from the Nazis.
proletarianrobot
April 22nd, 2009
Global Warming! Hoo Boy, what next??
“Communal P” quoted the EPA as listing CO2 as dangerous to humans. Well it is IF you are breathing high levels of it directly. This is just another government “Sleight of Hand” maneuver. I would be very careful in regards to using the EPA as a “scriptural reference” considering the corruption that surrounds them no matter which politcal party is in power.
I would also be careful about choosing Al Gore as your champion on this one as well. Al Gore is the liberal’s “Genius Savior” who will rescue us from our selves. Well let’s take a quick look at this “genius”
1. He is a 2 time college drop out from Vanderbilt. Quite a feat when your dad was the senator of Tenn. and your mother was the first female graduate from their law school. The spin on this is funnier than any comedy movie.
2. He did a short stint of military time as a photo journalist with an armed escort.
3. He went to Harvard and graduated with a degree in government. He has no advanced degrees. He is often referred to graduating “Cum Laude” however he had several Cs as well as a D in earth science. W Bush’s worse semester at Yale was far better than Gore’s worse semester at Harvard.
4. He apparently managed to reconcile his obsession with carbon emissions which is good because he and his deceased senator father’s massive portfolio consists mostly of dividends from Occidental Petroleum.
5. Gore senior (now deceased) and Al’s good friend is the eccentric owner of Occidental Petroleum: Armand Hammer. A fun fact regarding Armand Hammer is that his father founded the Communist Party USA and before his death acknowledged carrying millions of dollars in cash from Moscow to fund the CPUSA.
Al Gore is a stupid, elitist piece of shit and how his resume was parlayed into expertise in climatology is truly a miraculous feat on the part of the MSM!
“Communal P” In the future try and get your information from some other source besides “Wikipedia.”
Communal Prosperity
April 22nd, 2009
I will be glad to list my source for you uneducated bible thumpers.
http://www.chinapost.com.tw/life/environment/2009/03/04/198687/Underwater-creatures.htm
Bert W.
April 22nd, 2009
“Bible thumpers? I’ve been a fan of this site since it’s inception. There hasn’t been one mention of religion on ANY post.
Not one.
So, why should we trust you with “facts” when you’ve displayed that you have no idea what you’re dribbling about?
admin
April 22nd, 2009
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cfm990
April 23rd, 2009
@ cccp
You forgot flag waving, gun toting, constitution spouting and bitter clingers. If you are going to “insult” us please do a more thorough job.We appreciate moon bats who go the extra mile.
Reiuxcat
April 23rd, 2009
So I wonder how much poisonous CO2 his O’liness spewed out of Air force one for his Iowa photo op in honor of Earth Day?
Hey, hey, don’t bogart the nitrous bong, pass it over here. ahhhh, prrt
proletarian robot
April 23rd, 2009
“Communal P” I am going to type real slow so that you can keep up with the reading. You either failed to read the entire article or you were being disngenuous with your posting. The article goes on to say:
“The scientists estimated that nitrous oxide releases by animals were small compared to other natural emissions from underwater soils. They did not not estimate how much reached the atmosphere, where it could be a tiny natural factor affecting the climate. It’s not something that we should overlook but we should not make a drama of it…much more research is needed…,”
There are now over 700 dissenting scientists, which is more than 13 times the number of UN scientists (#52) who authored the Media-Hyped IPCC 2007 Summary for Policy Makers. There are more scientists and climate researchers that are dissenting each week.
CP: Go back to your minimum wage menial job and leave the scientific discussions to your Party approved celebrity spokespersons like Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher, and Al Gore who have the “scientific background” to understand the more complicated things like aerobic metabolism, mitochondrial electron chain transport, internal combustion, and etc. It is just too much for you to handle at your current Party level….
Reiuxcat
April 23rd, 2009
Comrade Robot,
Please do some Obama zen and dwell on the workers paradise our cargo-cult leader will be providing us, O so soon.
It would be unwise for you to exceed your maximum CO2 output level for the day. However, because we are all comrades and to be truly earth friendly, I will purchase additional carbon credits in your name so that more trees maybe planted to consume the excess CO2 you are now emitting.
No, no, don’t thank me. Thank the Goracle for bringing true science to the masses.
your humble feline,
Rcat
Bert W.
April 23rd, 2009
What temperature is the earth SUPPOSED to be?
Just askin’
cfm990
April 23rd, 2009
Jeez guys a simple “blow it out your keister” would do.
proletarian robot
April 23rd, 2009
R-Cat:
Thank you for your concern, as a token of my esteem I will send you some live catnip. Inhaling it will make global warming that much more plausible and then it is there to absorb your excess CO2 while operate your shovel…..
Reiuxcat
April 23rd, 2009
Comrade Robot, I got the time and (finally) the nitrous bong.
Come, lets shovel together in his O’liness’ workers paradise.
Reiuxcat
April 23rd, 2009
@ Bert W.
Wise words from the Cube…
Spring cleaning tip: don’t forget to change your scientific consensus from winter setting “climate change” to summer setting “global warming”
That is the temperature the earth is SUPPOSED to be.
I_pwn_moonbatz
April 24th, 2009
Damn, I was getting excited about all this global warming dreck. The snow’s been melting around here like a mo-fo.
Then I figured out it was spring.
booker Danno
April 24th, 2009
@Reiuxcat
Gotcha. Hot means you can get pinheads to say
“it’s hot – must be global warming.”
Cold means you can get the pinheads to say
“heyyyyy – wasn’t it just hot? what the…. tax me! For the love of Obama, tax me QUICK!!!”
Reiuxcat
April 25th, 2009
Well Booker, I think most of them say TAX THEM! And then call their lawyer to find the secret loopholes.