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Watching Scotty Grow
Scott Brown has banned any Tea Party affiliates from his Facebook Page. He’s still better than Coakley… .That is all.
It is also becoming very clear that Independent is a great party affiliation for a voter, but whenever you hear a politician say they are an Independent, that’s code for “I can be bribed.”
What can Brown do for me?
Massachusetts Sen Scott Brown’s announcement that he’s ready to support the financial reform bill is good news for Democrats maybe not so much for Republicans, and possibily a disappointment for his once enthusiastic Tea Party supporters.
Democrats, who need 60 votes to push the bill through the Senate, are still pushing Maine’s moderate GOP Sens Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins, and Chuck Grassley of Iowa to cross the aisle and support the bill.
While Democrats got something they wanted –a Republican vote– Brown got what he wanted: Scrapping of a $19 billion tax hike for banks.
Brown’s emergence as a key vote in the financial reform debate suggests that the first-term senator has hit on a winning political formula: “Toe as right-wing a line as you can without alienating the political middle.” This is key to securing votes and, says the New Republic magazine, “if Democrats are going to be successful this November, they’ll have to figure out a way to seize the territory that Brown currently holds.”
UPDATE: Just in case no one got my post title: A little levity to break the tension – I present one of the worst top 40 hits of all time.
cowgirl cracker
July 12th, 2010
What a predictable disappointment.
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FreeManinPA
July 12th, 2010
Great, another stealth libtard. At least we have transparency in government, we can see right through them.
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Frosteecracker
July 12th, 2010
Didn’t he support Obamacare?
Menderman
July 12th, 2010
Are his daughters still “available”? If I were 20 (or so) years younger, and single, and good looking enough, and rich enough….
nevermind…
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CO Cracka
July 12th, 2010
Slenderman – you would have to be tall too … his daughter is 6′ plus!
RaKae
July 12th, 2010
Would ya’ll excuse me for a few minutes? I need to go take a big stinky obama. Hope there’s enough paper to get my scott brown clean!
Sorry yall. Couldn”t resist. No really , I couldn’t resist. It’s the GERD. Tears my stomach up when I eat acidic foods. Mama made Rigatonis for my oldest boy’s B-Day.
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CO Cracka
July 12th, 2010
Tell the young racist happy birthday!
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Menderman
July 12th, 2010
all kidding aside, when he made that comment about his daughters, I knew things would not go well for us hopeful Conservatives.
I have a litle girl turning 17 next month, so that makes me an authority on the subject.
Menderman
July 12th, 2010
Well, Cracka, I’m 5′ 8″….you sayin I need another 6 inches?
RaKae
July 12th, 2010
There I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to Shabazz, but only farted!
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RaKae
July 12th, 2010
You got it Cracka!
RaKae
July 12th, 2010
Going to watch Godfather with him right now! 2 that is. Some important lessons in there. “I don’t feel we have to wipe everyone out, just our enemies!” plus the other one… “If history has taught us anything, it’s that…”
Nite fellas.
RKae
July 12th, 2010
I don’t trust any politician.
…Hell, I don’t trust anyone in a necktie.
Menderman
July 12th, 2010
The song makes me kinda sad… I just got back from the airport sending my little girl back to her Mom’s house.
Tammy Cracker
July 12th, 2010
Fucking hypocrite.
The tea partiers got him elected.
Now he’s pissing on his constituents.
Typical Massachusetts faux Republican.
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BigFootMuslumKennedy
July 12th, 2010
Now just WHAT THE F*CK did you expect from MASSATWOSHITS???
Menderman
July 12th, 2010
Still though, that “R” in front of his name might make a big difference after 10-2-10…unless he pulls a Spector, since he is so fond of the attention, which is likely for a “anal prolapse” like him.
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Rhinotceros Burr
July 12th, 2010
Cowgirl Cracker…Predictappointment?
Terry
July 12th, 2010
Beam me up Scotty, another Rino, can’t we polygraph these people.
I thought the title was someones name for mr happy.
Have you seen my “SCOTTY” lately
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Double-Barrel Cracker
July 12th, 2010
Why not post Goldsboro’s “HONEY” ?
That will save me using a spoon to bring up the wife’s yummy meatloaf into the porcelain Obama Doll catcher.
Animal Cracker
July 12th, 2010
Ironic that the ad on the right is about the “Brown Bailout.” And I even kicked in some money for his campaign. Tomorrow I’m going to write and ask for it back — a little of my own “financial reform.”
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Tammy Cracker
July 12th, 2010
Animal Cracker:
I think his office should be FLOODED with demands for refunds.
That may wake his ass up.
Either that, or a bad perm.
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VaGal
July 12th, 2010
This was not entirely unexpected since he is from Mass and “greatly admires” John McRino, but it does piss me off since he did run on fiscal responsibility along with a “no” vote on Obamacare. I don’t think we’ll be seeing anymore of those “Scott Brown for President” signs.
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Animal Cracker
July 12th, 2010
Tammy – agreed! He needs to know that he’s not the center(fold) of the universe.
Animal Cracker
July 12th, 2010
Hey VaGal – nice to see another commenter from the Old Dominion. I wonder if there are any others…? I’m just thrilled that my Tea Party candidate won our Republican primary in June and will now take on a Pelosi slave in November.
Animal Cracker
July 12th, 2010
@ Double-Barrel Cracker: Perhaps Goldsboro’s “HINEY” would be more appropriate for this site.
Revernd Idaho Spud
July 12th, 2010
I almost clicked on the Bobby Goldsboro vid when I realized that the last time I had to listen to that was over 30 years ago (or a century, whatever) and it was still not long enough.
Shirley Temple
July 12th, 2010
Animal crackers in my soup
Monkies and rabbits loop the loop
1935 movie curly top
The Blogger
July 13th, 2010
I cannot unhear what I have heard. Make it stop. Make it stop!
Salve
July 13th, 2010
Perhaps Scott Brown is some sort of Kennedy reincarnation!
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Aardvark 114
July 13th, 2010
I still hate that song. It was one of the worst songs of the 1960’s and it didn’t help that the radio stations played it at least 3 or more times an hr. We used to mock it and call it Watching Snotty Grow.
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July 13th, 2010
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Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 13th, 2010
Scott Brown is no surprise. DC is a drug/disease and Brown is now infected. He wants a Kennedy-like dynasty, so must please Massachusetts and Massachusettes. (Wish my senator, “ass-tronaut” Bill Nelson, felt that way about HIS state.)
And didn’t Bobby Goldsboro get into some trouble for watching Scotty grow a little too closely?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 13th, 2010
And thanks to BFH for the BIG image of the RINO.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 13th, 2010
Brown’s daughter is 6′+ ?? I see an Olympic beach volleyballer. And I see Obama trying to get a Bush-quality photo-op with her in summer 2012.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/bush-with-volleyball-players
Combat Matt, Revolutionary
July 13th, 2010
That song is really strange,BFH.
You got the wife saying “come warm my feet” which any married man knows is code words for “Give it to me HARD” and he replies with “No,I will just stay here in our sons room and “watch him grow”???
Call the cops.
Call childrens services.
Get out the doll. Did he touch you HERE,Scotty?
1CrackaJack
July 13th, 2010
That song made me wanna puke when it came out. It still does.
As far as Scott Brown goes, piss on him. Another TRAITOR to the Republican party.
1CrackaJack
July 13th, 2010
Check this out.
The N, double a, cee, pee is at it again. 
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/07/12/2079440/naacp-president-announces-oct.html
Call me Cracker
July 13th, 2010
I seem to recall a similar hit on the Islamic top 40
charts called (some, uh years ago)
Watching Ghazi Explode
Gotta have a nail filled vest and a hadith read
And a Teddy shahid named Fehd
That’s my boy
What’s that you say, mullah
Make sure to keep the fuse dry
I’ll have it done in a minute or so
I think I’ll stay right here
And say Allah Akbar when he blows
Me and Allah
Watching Ghazi explode
Me and Allah
Watching Ghazi explode
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1CrackaJack
July 13th, 2010
@Call me Cracker, LMAO!
Animal Cracker
July 13th, 2010
@ Call me Cracker: Yes, it was by Wahhabi Goldsburka back in the late 60s. I remember listening to it with my friends, doing poppies (hey, we were crazy back then).
Call me Crackah
July 13th, 2010
That’s RIGHT Animal Crackah, his name was Wahhabi Goldsburqa. You do remember his other hit “Sunni”
don’t you?
And Sunni I miss you and I’m being blue
And I’d love to be with you
With the dark eyed seventy two
One day while I was at the suq
And he was there with our friend Farouq
The explosion came
Now all I have is memories of Sunni’s
blast and I wake up and scream his name
Now the Suq’s a blood drenched stage
Where Sunni parked and Sunni slayed
And Faith blew up
And a small cloud passes over all
And cries down on the market stalls
That Sunni destroyed
And see the car how far it was blown
But sahiib it hasn’t been too long
It was in one piece
And I laughed at him and he got mad
The first day when he bought it, it was a B-210
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Animal Cracker
July 13th, 2010
Lennie, er, Crackah – I await the day when I can shake your hand in person. (We’ll have to see if we can’t arrange that.)
I thought my “Let Us Be” was pretty good stuff, but you are consistently (well, almost) attaining new heights with your parodies. I want your job so that I can have the time needed to hone my songwriting skills.
Animal Cracker
July 13th, 2010
On a more serious note, I just wrote to Scott Brown’s office urging him NOT to support the financial “reform” bill and asking him to return my campaign contribution if he does.
Paul Moore
July 13th, 2010
Everyone likes to remember the sixties as the time of the Beatles&Stones&Hendrix&Joplin. But it was also the Cowsills&Carpenters&Goldsboro&Nancy Sinatra. As far as Brown goes, let this be a lesson to tea partiers. Those who talk the talk don’t always walk the walk.
Call me Crackah
July 13th, 2010
Funny you should say that AC. The wife was asking me if I wanted to go to DC in October. You live near DC by any chance?
I’ve been able to do this song parody thing my whole life. Once we won this huge football game over an opponent named the Knights and I spun a song called “Knights in White Jerseys” after “Nights in White Satin” by the Moody Blues. I even spoofed the portentous “Breathe Deep” voiceover
Just curious AC. Do you ever show my stuff to people at work? And if so, what’s their reaction?
Oh and BTW, “Let Us Be” was very good
Animal Cracker
July 14th, 2010
Lennie, I am a Molotov cocktail’s throw from D.C. (I’m *kidding* Mr. DHS!!) and would be delighted to show you and your family around! Perhaps you could send your e-mail address to Admin Girl, and she could forward it to me? (Is that OK, A.G.?)