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Home - by - July 6, 2010 - 09:12 America/New_York - 91 Comments

Now the task is to give it a pithy message. All tee shirts, since about 1970, must have a message printed on them.

What does Michelle’s say?

Red Square is running a contest. He’ll have his eye on your efforts. Bring home the trophy for iOTW.

» 91 Comments

  1. I'm your Huckleberry

    July 6th, 2010

    backside of t-shirt…

    “I’ll take you OUT, sucka”

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  2. even steven

    July 6th, 2010

    “I waxed my shoulders to wear this”

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  3. Horrorman18

    July 6th, 2010

    Looks to me like she needs a manziere

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  4. scribble

    July 6th, 2010

    Suckas!

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  5. scribble

    July 6th, 2010

    Oops, sorry Huckleberry.

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  6. RUDE JUDE

    July 6th, 2010

    You wanna dance mo fo?

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  7. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    I’m With Stupid.

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  8. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    I’m Finally Proud Of NASA.

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  9. Soup2Nuts

    July 6th, 2010

    For the first time in my life, I feel that I won’t be a second term First Lady.

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  10. Rightwingfeather

    July 6th, 2010

    No wonder she needs a boob belt. Just look at where her boobs are!

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  11. BigFurHat

    July 6th, 2010

    I think it should say “Paradigm Shift” with an arrow pointing down.
    Her rack mirrors America.

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  12. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Free Mustache Rides.

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  13. Rightwingfeather

    July 6th, 2010

    “My other shirt is a Che shirt”

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  14. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Buck Fush.

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  15. OhioDude

    July 6th, 2010

    If that’s her hair, she’s a wig-maven.

    Millions for staff, and no one can tell her WTF ! are you doin’ in dem clothes ?!

    Going with that Goodwill vibe

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  16. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Man’s Country Yacht Club.

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  17. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    “Stay classy Shelly O

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  18. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    Phuck U, San Diego

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  19. dude

    July 6th, 2010

    Black holes wear hubbeaters

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  20. Nunya

    July 6th, 2010

    As Fat Albert used to say: N.C. (No Class)

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  21. eternalp

    July 6th, 2010

    My brown wife beater is less racist.

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  22. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    22 personal assistants and all I get is a undershirt from K-Mart?

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  23. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Straight Gay Alliance

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  24. Nunya

    July 6th, 2010

    For the first time in my life, I am ashamed of the First Lady

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  25. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    Eat your heart out, Jackie Kennedy!

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  26. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    You’ve Made Enough Money.

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  27. jclady

    July 6th, 2010

    FIGHT OBESITY
    START HERE

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  28. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Chicago Dept. Of Corrections.

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  29. Bill

    July 6th, 2010

    I used to be a Sasquatch!

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  30. Bill

    July 6th, 2010

    Death to Islam!

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  31. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Anger Management Dropout

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  32. R.Neville

    July 6th, 2010

    So I Put THIS Fist Up HIS Ass And Told Him, “You WILL Respect Me!!”

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  33. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Tehran State U.

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  34. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    Love a Wookie!

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  35. eternalp

    July 6th, 2010

    Ghetto

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  36. eternalp

    July 6th, 2010

    Baby’s Momma

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  37. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    Que viva el presidente Chavez!

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  38. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    HEY OBAMA-A-A-AH!!

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  39. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Save The Tatas.

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  40. Mr. Pinko

    July 6th, 2010

    F#ck the 2nd Amendment

    The only guns I believe in!

    (arrows pointing to arms)

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  41. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Welcome To My Nightmare.

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  42. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Too Much Pie For You!

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  43. woody

    July 6th, 2010

    Michelle-shocked

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  44. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    It’s A Commie Thing – You Wouldn’t Understand.

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  45. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Socialism – It’s A Big F#cking Deal!

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  46. Storm In November

    July 6th, 2010

    SEIU Nation

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  47. Wyatt

    July 6th, 2010

    Just Drawing Attention Away From My Big Booty.

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  48. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    We Are ACORN
    (We are ACORN)
    Mighty mighty ACORN
    (Mighty mighty ACORN)

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  49. Call me Lennie

    July 6th, 2010

    That’s a MAN, Baby

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  50. sicsempertyrannis

    July 6th, 2010

    Gimme my salt, suckah!

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  51. sicsempertyrannis

    July 6th, 2010

    Or perhaps better yet:

    You don’t get no salt, suckah!
    http://www.magickrituals.com/saltsucker.jpg

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  52. fb

    July 6th, 2010

    If the “Girls” were any lower, they would be “Boys.”

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  53. I'm your Huckleberry

    July 6th, 2010

    “NASA” on the front,

    on the back …,

    “where NO MAN has gone before”

    ;)

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  54. MM

    July 6th, 2010

    shame on this woman-totally classless

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  55. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    “I see white people”

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  56. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    Yellow Peril
    White Guilt
    Black Holes

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  57. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    “Socialism …
    it’s not just
    for rat-people”

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  58. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    “Zimbabwe –
    a model for Amerika”

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  59. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    “Cuba –
    Heaven on Earth”

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  60. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    “North Korea –
    see the Future”

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  61. Tim

    July 6th, 2010

    “But some are more equal”

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  62. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Von Biatch

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  63. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Tarp Out

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  64. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    You say Marxist like it’s a bad thing.

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  65. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Don’t Ask Me For Sh#t.

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  66. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Saginaw For Change.

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  67. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    I “club” My Husband.(see Gallagher)

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  68. Uncle Al

    July 6th, 2010

    My back is towards you
    because I despise you
    and everything you stand for,
    you ofay racist cracker!

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  69. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Peaches and Herb – 40 Year Reunion.

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  70. Dan Ryan Galt

    July 6th, 2010

    I married a Social Climber from the bottom rung of the intellectual ladder

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  71. Dan Ryan Galt

    July 6th, 2010

    My other Husband is a Man

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  72. Dan Ryan Galt

    July 6th, 2010

    The Obama Administration: Destroying the country since January 20TH, 2010

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  73. Dan Ryan Galt

    July 6th, 2010

    Beauty is as beauty does, so get the F–k out of my way!

    Dead Che brought to you courtesy of the People’s Cube where I purchased the Tee shirt so they wouldn’t be too mad when they find out I am using their image of Che as my Gravatar

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  74. donde

    July 6th, 2010

    Lard Smuggler with fatitude

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  75. Red Square

    July 6th, 2010

    @Dan Ryan Galt –

    that’s OK, use my picture all you want on your avatar, especially that Zazzle has removed it from the store now because they are leftist wimps.

    @everybody –

    You’ve got more great ideas here than on the People’s Cube thread!

    @IOTW -

    You’ve got yourself quite a think tank. Congratulations!

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  76. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    Tommy Stinkfinger

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  77. Red Square

    July 6th, 2010

    @Mr. Pinko -
    She does seem to exercise her right to have bear arms, and it’s an open carry.

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  78. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2010

    I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.

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  79. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    That’s My Bama!

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  80. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    Socialist
    Loving
    UnAmerican
    Twat

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  81. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    Wanna Hurtz Donut?!

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  82. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    All Americunt

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  83. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    Hey, Hey, Hey!

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  84. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    Oingo Boingo

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  85. Snowball the Sourpuss

    July 6th, 2010

    What’s That Sucking Sound?

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  86. ScratchNSniff

    July 7th, 2010

    Czar of Nasty

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  87. ScratchNSniff

    July 7th, 2010

    B.P.D – Boner Prevention Department

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  88. ScratchNSniff

    July 7th, 2010

    Skankapotomus

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  89. ScratchNSniff

    July 7th, 2010

    Lower Your Expectations

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  90. ScratchNSniff

    July 7th, 2010

    Who’s The Man

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  91. ScratchNSniff

    July 7th, 2010

    Wookies FTW!

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