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Hmmm. Highly effective, but a bit too bulky for deer hunting.

Maybe I could launch the deer via catapult into the windmill blades….

In any event, I blame stupid hypocritical libs for this. If they weren’t so busy sucking up energy surfing the web for porn that buzzard would still be alive today.

Unless buzzards are delicious, in which case it would have been my fault.

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Vultures is *so* stupid!!!! (With apologizes to Yosemite Sam)

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Odd that even birds are that dumb. They are born with wings but never seem to get beyond the flying talent level or smarts of Ralph Hinkley.

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@illustr8r:
“Libs don’t want oil rigs to ruin their ocean views,well, the same should apply to land west of the Mississippi.”

There was talk of building wind farms near Martha’s Vineyard, but Teddy Kennedy had that idea shot down.

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It’s symbolic of what “green” energy will do to America.

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Anyone remember the “Mad Cow Disease” panic of a few years ago? The bureaucrats of the European Union enacted laws that required cattle raisers to remove dead carcasses of any animal that died out in the open, no matter the cause of death. In Spain these laws resulted in starving vultures. Vultures aren’t a “beautiful” bird but they do have a purpose in keeping the spread of disease to a minimum and are such an “Intelligently Designed” animal that their faces and demeanor are a natural warning to keep away.

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So your saying I should just indiscriminately shoot whatever animals are around so the vultures don’t starve?

Well, O.K. but I’m pretty sure my neighbor likes his cat the way he is.

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To Coal Fired Burr~ Leave the cats alone…hmpf

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Starving vultures or uppity cats, which is it?!?!

Environmentalism was so much easier when the planet ran off of whale blubber.

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Nuculur Burr, couldn’t agree more. Even Eskimos aren’t “allowed” to hunt whales in Alaska. They do it, anyway.

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I’m a dinosaur.

Can’t some of you younger whippersnappers
come up with a map/plan of the counties/areas across the United States
where we could best install these contraptions
to cut those Leftist a§§h*les
into tiny, little compost-friendly little pieces?!?

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Lesson here?

Don’t play chicken with a wind mill.

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Hey! I got a free energy kit from Uncle Sam!

Let’s see, if I strap this small solar panel on my back, and this tiny windmill on top of my head (replacing my beanie cap), then I should become personally and totally energy efficient. But where do I put the power conversion unit? Oh, wait! The manual says: position the power unit cylinder in a tight, compressed area just below and in back of your waistline. Tight and compressed? Hmmmmm?

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Let’s  apply, “liberal government solves everything”, blinders on to fix the bird / windmill problem.

First – hire all your friends to serve on a 5 year study of the problem.

Second – request 5 more years to study the issue.

Third – hold a massive party in the South of France.

Fourth – hire a friends company to develop a million dollar device to chase away the birds that is nothing more then an air can duct tapped to a  Vuvuzela.

Fifth – when the vuvuzela fails order all windmills to stop until no birds are seen in the sky.

Sixth – appear before congress to explain why birds are still dying.

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obama needs to declare an immediate moratorium on all wind turbines and have the Sierra Club put $20 billion dollars in another slush fund.

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Ah, the bird was most likely stunned. I’ve seen em take a load of bird shot and fly off. I’ve seen a vulture fly into a helicopter and go through the glass and survive (because there was a damn good pilot). Turkey buzzards are tough critters.

Animals, unfortunately, die every day in large numbers by man made machines. Sometimes humans die by machine. While I personally try to pause for paws, shit happens.

I ain’t turning into a hindi reincarnation radical who sits cowering in his hovel because he’s afraid that cockroach crawling up his ass might be his recently deceased mother.

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Well, upon further research (that I stumbled on @ Moonbattery), I found the bird is a red kite and this happened in Scotland. My previous post stands as it is.

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Hey, windmills brought Europe out of the dark ages in the 17th century…it is proven technology! I think it also increased the average life span to the mid thirties. We also used to dry meat in the sun (solar power) caked in salt…mmmm, I bet that stuff was tasty and healthy! Oil has only brought us longer life spans, better health care, air conditioning, heating without cutting down trees, satelite TV and internet porn and IOTW and other stuff we don’t need, like buzzards…..

I wonder what will power the internets if the wind isn’t blowing? Oh maybe Sheets and the Swimmer screaming from Hell….

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Can we build these things in the DC Mall? Please?!

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Oh my goodness.
That wasn’t a vulture, it was a California Condor!!
We must remove all of these Condor traps immediately!!!

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The location of this particular bird whackin’ machine is in Lendas, Crete. The bird is a native to the island, and therefore a Cretin.

So it’s no ones fault. The bird was just fuggin’ stupid.

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Vultures are a federally protected migratory bird, now that Barry is feeding on America.

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Put the Obama-mills on Guam. Several of ‘em. Put that asshole congressman who thinks islands float in the pilot seat. Contact! Visions of Monty Python.

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Drive on interstate 10 from Banning to Palm Springs and look at all the windmills just sitting there not turning.

Government is the biggest waste of our natural resources.

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Adventures in the food chain

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