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Hinified: Adverb, meaning “Unable to debate”
(Damn, is that an adverb?)
That would be – Hinifididly -bfh

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Grayscape, we think alike! heh heh.

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algorepoodle: n. An animal that is unlikely to poke anything other than a green hand.

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Obamagaga: Someone who has an intense sexual attraction to golf clubs, mistaking them for one bizarre sexy night years ago at Man’s Country….

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Meeshellitosis

A rare genetic condition when a person’s legs are three times longer than the rest of the body.

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Arthurfying: An attempt to appear intelligent while covering your obvious inadequacies.

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Barackfast

The stomach content that re-appears in a person’s mouth when clicking on Drudge in the morning and seeing one or more pictures of Skidmark

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femi-repubs: A female political candidate who is endowed with bigger genitalia than her male counterparts.

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Comaobamacide

n. A non-prescription political, sometimes hallucinogenic, drug used by democrats to induce a semi-coma state when challenged on issues that require a definitive answer. Side affects can be: signing bills without reading them, asking dead people to vote, and wishful thinking about mid-term elections.

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Barracho – a drunk Kenyan.

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progressive: n. liar, hypocrite,
alt. indicating a desire to deceive.

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Awww, that was sweet, BFH.
Keep ‘em up. This is fun!
I have to go to bed now.
Hugs all.
Do your best so I don’t have to come back here and tamminate you!

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Febreeze is necessary following one of BFH’s regular posts featuring nasty big ugly stanky libtard’s.

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Condumbs -
as if kids won’t ever have the sex they’ve been encouraged to participate in if they don’t have a free school condumb at hand.

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FuckingNasty.

Descriptive word involuntarily uttered when pictures of Rosie O’donnell are posted at IOTW. Sometimes followed by projectile vomiting and uncontrolled flatulence.

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IOwnisfixion

The warm feeling of wellbeing one gets when periodically checking into IOTW.

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Supercilious-Potentatus – Self aggrandizing leader who behaves as if they think they are better or more important than everyone else.

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Mucupoco – adjective – Multi-cultural and politically correct.

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teaparty bag

n. A handy, colorful, carrying bag used by teabaggers to collect cell-phones, cameras, and recording devices used as evidence when union thugs attack.

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Dumbassrocles – The name of Obama’s ancient Greek ancestor on his, room temperature, grandmother’s side.

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Hatter – Person who blogs often on IOTW

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Helecious. adj. Descriptive term used to reference female anti Semitic libs.

“Damn, that skank has a soul as Helecious as her face.”

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Shatter. Noun. Someone who isn’t smart enough to blog often on iOTW.

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Unicornicide. Swallowing so many poisonous liberal talking points that your head explodes.

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FemaBeast. Interchangeable with Helecious.

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Pedobile. Obnoxious arguments put forth to justify sexual or other abuse of children. See also: Kevin Jennings.

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Densify: 1. The act of having a liberal sum up a concept into a short form (i.e. opposition to the health care bill is shortened into “racists!”)

2. What Joe Biden asks his staff to do to anything with more than two syllables.

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Libertea: 1. a drink researched government ‘experts,’paid for with taxpayer dollars, approved by Pelosi’s Congress and Reid’s Senate, teleprompted by Obama, and endorsed by SEIU and all MSMS.
2. The Kool Aid

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Durrrettes syndrome: 1. An uncontrollable ailment that causes idiocy to spew from one’s mouth when it’s open.

2. Ailment Joe Biden suffers from.

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“FranksandBarry”- the current administration’s magic combo that’s completely screwing up the banking industry and free market

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Global Warming: A lie of epic proportion.

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” Barackstockinperil”- the reality of the situation setting back in after the hope & change drug has worn off

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Obama:liar

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” Algorerythm”- the egotistical belief that the sexual advances made by a former VP should always be welcomed and accepted

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from the Tard family of abuse

mental detardation – a mental condition characterized by casting aside liberal thought processes

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Nonads-n. A set of pseudo-gonads to replace the missing balls of the current elected GOP Congress.
Comes packaged with a skin treatment for mange.

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Dhimmitube – The part of a Muslim’s anatomy that is often kissed by Obamatons.

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Debutt: Obama getting his ass handed to him at the G20 summit.

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From my list of Krautologisms

Palinskrieg — MSM’s total war on Sarah Palin

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Also known as Sarahkampf

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Proggendamerung

Nov 3, 2010 — The twilight of the Proggressives.

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O-bombanation:
1) n. The extreme progressive politics of the American Left embodied by a false-god which so angered the American Nation, it caused the spontaneous formation of concerned patriots into groups famously known as the Tea Party.

Usage: Did you see the glowing headlines in the NYT about the latest O-bombanation? Yeah, and then I saw the Fox poll showing Obama’s approval rating below Carter’s. The Tea Party is going to shellac both the Dems and the RINO’s this Fall.

2) adj. Any sentence which begins with the words “Let me be clear…”.

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Hussy – Barack’s nickname at Man’s Country.

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Golf spill – Feeble, limp-wristed style of swinging a golf club while not letting a good crisis go to waste.

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Amabo – Single celled life form that attempts to reverse proven concepts.

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Red Spawn- the brood of the communist party that is embedded with-in a capitalistic society to overthrow it

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Nappy headed

Tending to say foolhardy things about security matters such as “The system worked” after a tourist from Holland foils a terrorist attack.

Nappy headedness is frequently seen in Af Janetstan

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Trannysaurus rex 1) n. Any penis-packing impostor posing as a heterosexual female in a position of power, whether political, social, economic, etc. See Mechelle O., Rachel Maddow, et al.

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FRAVO!

Freackin’ Bravo!! The only accolade that suffices for these entries

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Liberalism, noun: Crippling mental disease that distorts all logical and normal thinking in humans.

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Modification of Chalupa entry:

Scamalot 1) n. The mythical place where libtards believe all unicorns are born and rainbows end which is embodied by The One and his coterie in the latest progressive-approved White House administration. However, in all actuality, it is the place where naked political power rears its ugly head and the source of corruption of American values finds its home.

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His O’liness – title of self aggrandizement Barry has endowed upon himself.

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Baraqa – The favored garb of liberal First Ladies.

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Barrack sass

Highly unpresidential trash talk, using phrases such as “Get a mop” or “Find out whose ass to kick”

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Ginormous-adj. larger than gigantic or enormous. Synonym- MO’s ass.

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Briggle: To just do whatever you feel like, no plans, just a fun kind of day. “I”m going to briggle around today”. My dad actually made up this word when we were kids and he would wake us up and announce that we were going to “briggle around today”. None of us realized it wasn’t a real word until we were teens!

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Modification of Call Me Lennie:

Palinskrieg 2) v. Also describes the words or actions of Sarah Palin as she publicly supports or opposes a candidate or policy resulting in millions of Americans accepting or abandoning said candidate or policy.

USAGE: Dude, what ever happened to Harry Reid? Oh, he got Palinskrieged by Sharron Angle in the 2010 elections.

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McShartneyed- the ability for a celebrity to speak because of their status and have complete utter sh!t spew out

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Divot: n. markings left behind indicating the 44th President has been in the area creating jobs and cleaning up oil.

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Modification of Chalupa entry:

negoshiite 2) v. To appear as if you are attempting to reach consensus on an issue with the goal of obtaining the best position for American interests, but secretly ensuring the Muslim position is strengthened and America’s is weakened and then hiding behind excuses and hubris when challenged about the outcome.

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Modification of Tammy entry: Plastipelosis

How about Plastiopelosis instead, it rolls off the tongue easier. The definition is dead on.

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Hineydom- the fairytale world where IOTW resident troll lives and believes the incoherent blatherings he brings to the table

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Barack-and-Roll: The bad habit of substituting the word “Barack” for “Rock” when a song is in your head, giving oneself cause to laugh aloud at any newly implied meanings.

Example: Barack me gently, Barack me slowly…

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Frankenstenck – the extreme foul stench one smells when Barney Frank is in a the room or on camera.

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Duh – Frankenstench

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PUKISMS, saying such as “Make those bastards live by their own words”.

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Obamaite – Zombie like robot Obama followers.

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Goodbye big gurls blouse, your absence will not be sorely missed. And as for your opaque reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide, take your tuna-licker and run, we’ll still be here long after the sun sets on the Obamanation and those who supported it.

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Barahm Obamuel- a gene splicing experiment gone horribly wrong

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A temp-o-troll

A liberal obama loving troll who can only stand for a few posts. Usually leaves in shame to peruse other sites.

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Rahmmstein 1) n. The evil fairy kingdom where dancers and politicians collide with impunity. Where the thugocracy is maintained through force, intimidation and corruption. See also Chicago.

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Manchelle: A person assumed to be female possessing more masculine qualities than the males in their immediate society.

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Libutante 1) n. A young celebrity who espouses the bromides and cliches of Hollywood and Washington Libtards and who lives out the liberal manifesto. This is exemplified by acute ignorance of the issues on which they pontificate, moral depravity, drug and alcohol addiction, incarceration, etc. There is a strong correlation between Disney Studios and the creation of libutantes. See Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Brittney Spears, et al.

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Mediacation

Bad medicine.

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Thoseland and Strawmany

Ancestral homeland of the “Those” people who are notorious for contributing ludicrous, easily rebuttable arguments to presidential speeches

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Racist- n. Any of the notable Black Racing Car drivers that routinely get on TV for winning an important race somewhere.

Maxine Waters comes to mind as does Al Sharpton as prime trophy holders.

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Obamasnickers (n., v.)
1. Edible panties best viewed with x-ray glasses.
2. Slang term for an American President of mixed race (really, look it up).
3. The reaction of a growing number of Americans whenever they a) hear him speak, b) watch him throw a baseball, or c) watch him swing a golf club.

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Uslurper – See Obama, Barack and Man’s Country, Chicago

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TeeBagger – Obama on the Golf Course – standing a better chance if getting his balls in the hole then the one he is hitting.

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Do acronyms count? New Acronym for a Kosshole

KOS — Kossacks of Sh*t

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Somebody help with this one, I’m suffering brain farts.

Assphyxiation

loss of oxygen……seeing MO’s butt….maybe Rosie involved…….death from Kagan sitting on, nah too gross

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Teabaggee – opposition to Tea Partiers

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Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: -5

BigFurHat…The head wacko in charge of our asylum.

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Reaganomics Regretus – Depression brought on by longing for the day we return to the opposite of what is going on now.

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Momoque – Monday Morning Quarterback

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Christieism: A statment from a governor to a liberal that is an undeniable truth that the liberal can’t comprehend.

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@ Doug – being strangled by the MSM’s lack of truth and coverage of Assholes every day.

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Teabadger 1) n. Someone suffering from Palin derangement syndrome who reflexively attacks Tea Partiers and whatever they stand for based upon direction from Kosholes, Libtards and Obamatrons in the MSM. Teabadgers often skulk around right-thinking blogs and spew their trollogisms in an effort to feel “relevant”.

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Hines, get your nose out from under his sack

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carpal thummel syndrome

painful result of trolls having to thumb down a post with hundreds of entries

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Goregone 1) n. Any non-mythical masseuse of AlGore who tells their story to the press, thereby hastening the day when we no longer have to listen to the blatherings of this slimy eco-Ponzischemist.

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Dicktatter – potato brain telling us what to do

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Dicktatter – a potato head telling us what to do

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/potato-head-presidential-candidates.jpg

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Tammagone – piss off Tammy and you are gone!

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BFH

Admin Girl

I see there is an open tab on the header after 5&Dime…That would be a perfect spot for the GLOSSARY! After all of these are selected and arranged alphabetically so they can be accessed by newcomers who wonder WTF we are talking about.

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J. Hines: 1) n. Poster child for the Don’t Feed the Trolls campaign.
Question: Are you related to Teresa? Just changed the spelling to hide your shame? It would explain a lot. The love-child of J. Kerry would have a huge chip on his shoulders. From now on you are The Son of Teresa to me. I never thought I’d pity a libtard, but in your case I’ll have to make an exception. With parents like that, who needs enemies.

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McChrystalized

End result of Rolling Stone interview.

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Barackophobia- fear of flies on your face and you can’t move to swat them away.

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WashPo’ed: v., what happens to news after the DC rag gets through with it. “They WashPo’ed Rush Limbaugh.”

see also: HuffPo’ed.

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FreeManinPA, what attracts flies again? Fresh steaming piles of…something or other.

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TeaBanger – a libtard going to Tea Parties looking to pick up on hot looking conservative chicks

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Bill of Wrights:

Black racism as pontificated by Rev.Al, Rev. Jesse.

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Huff’poetic justice: 1) n. Descriptive of the schadenfreude one feels when a Libtard gets publicly outed as the racist/tyrannical/fascist/hypocrites they truly are by other Libtard media.

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@ Sadie

Christielize

To bring into sharp focus the sharp divide between liberals and conservatives

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Boarder Security: 1. Making certain that everyone in the country illegally is treated with more dignity, respect, rights, and privileges than actual citizens.

2. Using ‘amnesty’ to generate millions of voters who owe you a big one.

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@plf5403
It is just the fear, not that you are a shit head

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Billusion: 1. The belief that levying nineteen billion dollars in new taxes on banks won’t instantly be passed on by the banks to the consumers.

2. The mistaken belief that ‘if we pass a law, [issue] will be all better!’

3. The mistaken belief that by passing a wildly unpopular law, either party scores ‘points’ that make those same laws good things.

4. The mistaken belief that the voters will forgive passing laws that the ‘lawmakers’ didn’t write themselves, haven’t READ themselves, don’t understand, and admit on the record that nobody knows how it will work until it’s a law. (Much like putting a lit road flare into a barrel of some kind of liquid, by hand, without determining if the liquid is an explosive…)

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Mannkampf

“Man battle” Describes the feminists neverending war on masculinity.

Also title of the very first feminist screed, authored by Dolfina Hitler

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Nadzkrieg

“Nad war” (See Mannkampf)

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Ooo, I like that one (Ignoratti), it has kind of a ring to it…

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Defishit: 1. The moment when the Federal Government files bankruptcy.

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Tailgating: 1. The injury caused by a liberal’s head impacting the southbound end of a northbound progressive politician.

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@FreeManinPA

LOL, Thanks for the clarification.

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@Doug That could be the cause of death if the northbound politician stops too fast when confronted by ‘facts,’ and the tailgating liberal suffocates…

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Glory Whole: 1. Taking full credit for any success that isn’t deserved.

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Michelleshocked-
The reaction you get every time you hear the FLOTUS referred to as “Fashion Icon.”

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Menderism: A good point ruint buy horibal speelling

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@ IOpian: Check out the rules again;

Contest Open Indefinitely. One word per comment!! Otherwise your votes will be voided.

I want to vote on your entries individually.

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Hineydent: Ignorant rant that always blames Booosh, Cheeeny Roave and Haleybartun.

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Reality Check: When leaders in other countries, who actually have experts that advise them rather than an agenda, refuse to buy into the Liberals ‘keep writing Stimulus checks’ plan.

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Proggie doo

Childish, infantile name for “liberal BS”

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Obamagastic: adj. Cause of the thrill running up the legs of MSNBC commentators.

“We just raised taxes to 100%.”

“Obamagastic!”

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Babalosian – an endangered political species in California.

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Obasm– MSM shorthand to describe the tingling of the legs and feet after ejaculations of grandeure from our esteemed leader.

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Impeachable;
Im-peach-able: Adjective

When your slice of the pie gets smaller and smaller
and government gets bigger and bigger.

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Bushwhacker – 1-a soothing cocktail for libtards;2- someone who takes his frustrations out on golf courses, resulting in large divots.

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Hognerian

Obese on an epic, Teutonic, cornea scorching scale, such as can be seen in this recent BFH visual atrocity

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=27437

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Fraudacity

The gall exhibited by liberals when promoting legislation harmful to a free society. These proposals are generally presented as beneficial to the environment, economy, or needed to right past wrongs against minorities. Expect either a tax increase or loss of liberty.

(see Global Warming, Cap and Trade, Affirmative Action)

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Lennie, sorry I could only give one T/U for “wartprogg” If Hat is going to illustrate some of the new words in the dict., he will have to use either H Thomas or Garafalo on this one.

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Nizzlenozzle – another gusher that won’t be capped anytime soon.

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McChrystalized – Being wished to the corn field. (Revision of Sadie’s definition)

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Goremons – A group of people who think facts are for conservatives.

Usage: The Goremons believe Manbearpig is out to get them.

(Credit to The People’s Cube)

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Bleeding heart lib-lab – politician willing to sacrifice any or all of our God given rights “for the children.”

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“For the Good of the Children” – Unconstitutional crow bar used in public schools to leverage children away from their parents’ influence.

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Conformity Gulag – US public school

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Enema Nozzle – douche bag with a bad smell.

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I just saw the BP+ grade that Chalupa posted – what a friggin hoot. In fact,he and Lennie have enough definitions out there to write their own damn dictionary.

Not to diminish or disparage all the other great entries, but damn, there’s some talent there!

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Taqiyan Particle – Telling your subjects what they want to hear, all the while planning to do the opposite.

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Why thank you, STP. Let you in on a little secret –we had a similar contest about 6 months ago. So I’m not spinning all of these off the top of my head.

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@Stirrin – thanks so much – lennie’s right – we’re recycling alot of old neologisms – I’m trying to use mine only – coming up with new stuff’s been alot of fun!

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Swishball- powerless, arcing pitch thrown from a limp wristed pitcher

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Bushwhack: The liberal media’s attempt to blame every Obama/liberal fuck up on someone else.

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Hineswoggled- the action of giving a thumbsdown on a site but never actually posting why one gives the thumbsdown

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I love Lennie and Chalupa – you rock – and no, I’m not related. Keep it coming boys.

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@ Lennie
“Electile Dysfunction”….That’s Awesome!

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Botoxie Blues- the feeling of disdain experienced by Pelosi when her doctor informs her that she’s reached her limit on botox

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Frankincensed- enraged and disgusted.

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BOhammed 1) n. The current leader of the free world who fancies himself a faultless demigod and has an affinity for Islamic pieties.

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Stupiditous – A mental deficiency brought on by any education that avoids necessary core curricula such as basic math, English proficiency and unabashed history because it might create feelings of inequality among students with unequal abilities.

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Horrideous–Greek God of all things horrible

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Proctocractor–Doctor charged with removing one’s head from one’s arse

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Palicious. Used to describe hot Conservative women.

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Burr, I was hoping you would show up and submit one of your 2-3 paragraph posts using a compilation of the new words. I remember a couple of good ones at the “phrases we would like to retire” thread from a few months back.

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Related malady … Sorosis of the economy

State of economic torpor with occassional bouts of credit seizures brought on by machinations of a socialist speculator

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Thanks Doug, I didn’t want to come across as completely Hineyfied. But after a couple of Bobbing Mary’s I feel up to it…or at least a few innings of Swishball. What the Hell, I’ve got some Janitalia so let’s do this thing.

It’s not like I have any Billusions about my writing skills, but at the same time I hardly consider myself an Ignoranus either. All I’m doing is finding suitable, non Stupiditous words and inserting them in their appropriate place. Kinda’ like FistOcuffs but with less Vaseline.

The point is, I just like to Briggle around sometimes and make fun of the Mediots, Pretards and/or various and sundry Demwits any way I can. If playing madlibs makes people happy, then I’m more than willing to help keep our Mijority in good spirits while pissing off the O-pologists.

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Mijority. Term used to describe the teeming millions who don’t share the political philosophy of those in power.

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Obamapay

n. An imaginary disorder symptomatic to “illusions of grandeur,” affecting millions of low-income workers and welfare recipients. Variants: Obamapamy, Obamagivme.

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Damn BFH, are ya happy? It hasn’t even been twenty-four hours! LOL

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Taqiyyah points

(See CAIR-icature)

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Obama blood dyscrasia – Reaping hookitis

IOTW Obama’s Medical Diagnosis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TaJbDjxDbA

Tee-hee great video.

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Bidentenitis – n. Medical condition resulting from hair plugs planted to deep, causing patient to act in public like a manager of a sleazy used car lot.

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narcisscyst-

a boil on the ass of society

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Chalupa

“plugnacious” is stuck on two thumbs up. Any thoughts on re-defining using Biden’s (Plugs’) acting a fool in the ice cream shop?

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sotomayor
1. noun. tool used by demolition America crews to pry away constitutional frameworks.

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geoignorance: lack of geographic knowledge. results from government schooling and found commonly among democratic politicians.

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@Doug – Bidenisis – loss of control of thought and speech patterns – one of my earlier neologisms.

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@Doug – Plugly – a Hair Club reject – see Joe Biden.

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I had to look that one up.

neologism
1 : a new word, usage, or expression
2 : a meaningless word coined by a psychotic

I’m sure the #1 definition applies in your case.

I was impressed with “plugnacious,” but like a couple that I submitted, I seem to be the only one impressed with them. I still stand humbled in the presence of such greatness here. For me, it’s kinda like chunking rocks at armed border guards, or bringing a knife to a gun fight.

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Purple Code: wearing of SEIU purple ties to send visual message of support by Obama administration personnel

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@Doug – we’re just having fun here – keep trying – you never know when greatness will occur – i just keep throwing sh#t on the wall and hope someone will like it!

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Inflatuation

Media obsession with completely inept politicians. Symptoms include leg tingles and an uncontrollable urge to perform anilingus on said politician.

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analencephelitis:(see also cranial rectal inversion) condition prevalent among ass-brained liberals,progressives and main-stream media types. No known cure.

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oops….Inflatulation

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@Chalupa…goobernatorial- I thought that referenced Jimmy Carter!

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acornamandering: creating voting districts based on acornistration results

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@Loveit – that’s even better!

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@chalupa…nah just an additional definition for a frilliant entry!

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racialaudioitis: hearing racial epithets or racial insults where none exist. Phenomena associated with Tea party gatherings and greeting cards.

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Bitter-clingers:

1) n. The One’s view of all red stater’s in flyover country who are bitter about open borders and cling to their guns and their Bible’s for self defense and solace from big government policies. See also Tea Partiers and Mijority.

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gafftastic-Describes those self revealing, truthful comments by politicians during, self imposed or otherwise, gotcha moments.

Example: Joe Biden “What am I going to tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?”

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Dar as Slums (Domain of Slums)

Seeing how most of the Muslim world lives in slums, why not rename the whole region after this dominant terrain feature

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Slums alaykom — “The slums be with you” (ROFL*)

*Rolling on the Flies Laughing

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Skimmer v. term used by the Obama Administration to collect campaign donations instead of polluting oil. see also grifter.

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From my highly acclaimed Progg- series

Progg in a manger

An atheist sh*thead who ruins everybody’s Christmas by foaming at the mouth at any mention of the holiday’s Christian roots.

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Living High on the Progg

Enjoying the lifestyle of an Oriental despot by exploiting progressive hysteria based or racial guilt based scams.

Is it even necessary to point out such examples as Al Gore, Rev Wright, Jesse Jackson, Michelle and Barrack Robinson …

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Sharptonacious -

A litigious nature persistent in maintaining, adhering to, or seeking out racial inequality seemingly everywhere you look.

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MiLK money

Payoffs made to said MiLK men

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BeePeed – To be soaked in oil for an extended period of time.

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American’ts- people who believe that America is no more special than any other country

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NasalRectumy – Procedure to remove ones nose from another’s ass. Commonly used on Congressional Democrats

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FlyPaper – Obamas face

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Assphinkteritis – A Condition where the digestive track is reversed. The Butt Hole speaks and Crap comes out of the mouth. People suffering from this condition work in Government and eat Gerbils. (See Barney Frank)

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Sample sentence for the above:

“The Federal Government had three branches of power; the Feral Government has just The One.”

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SEIU later – parting salutation among thugs following a wilding. As in:

Person A: “Man, it’s been fun breaking these store windows with my baseball bat. But I’ve got to get home in time for Maddow — SEIU later!”

Person B: “Yeah, SEIU later! I’m just gonna finish beating up this Teabagger, then I’ll head back to the commune.”

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The Anti-Crist – Marco Rubio
As in:

“Some people mistakenly assume that churchgoers won’t vote for Rubio because he’s the Anti-Crist.”

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Barrackarrhea – the carp covering the beaches along the gulf coast.

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crap

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Healthcontrol – the economy-killing act that enslaves Americans for generations to come in the guise of “health care reform” (formerly known as “Obamacare”, a term that had to be scrapped because it implied actual “care”)

As in: “My premiums are 3,000% higher under Healthcontrol!”

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clear (adj.) – deceitful, misleading, untrue

As in:
“Let me be clear…”

+3

barry legal (adj.) – the lack of any official qualifications for the presidency

As in:
“In hindsight, it appears that Conservatives were conrrect in their assessment that Obama was barry legal to occupy the White House.”

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Lennie!! I’ve missed you, bro’! I’m gonna have to work hard to keep up with all your entries, but I believe in the cause! Hope you had a great vacay.

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… The Usurple Gang

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smitticize (v.) – the act of collating all contest entries in order

As in:
“Man, I don’t envy the iOTW staff having to smitticize all these dictionary entries!”

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Missed you too Slick Semper, wonder where you’d been for this.

Vacay, as you say, was OK. It was hotter than I expected on the Atlantic Coast. Woke up on Saturday the 25th at 500 AM EST and flew to Phoenis where the sun set at 8:30 PM PST, so I was awake for almost 19 straight hours of daytime, and one hour of night time.

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Lennie Craig (n.) – a diet resulting in a week without snarky comments and song parodies

As in:
“I just looked at the contest entries before and after my Lennie Craig program, and I can really feel the difference!”

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Gulftaristan- geographic area of the Gulf coastal USA that due to inept effort by the administration now resembles islamic third world conditions-economically depressed, polluted, smells bad.

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sementics
1. noun. the branch of linguistics used by sexually deviant politicians to invert the truth of a sexual encounter.

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raceipt
the act of receiving money from the promotion of racial discord and class hatred

we are in raceipt of the MiLK money extorted from the bank by acorn.

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please change entry ‘sotomayor’ to ‘sotoprybar’

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masque
1. noun. terrorism masquerading as a church.

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deranglement – a cross between a raving deranged lunatic and a demon possessed politician.

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DOUCHETASTIC – - – Someone that is the opposite of fantastic due to their goofiness or stupidity.
A very boorish behavior of some kind.

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Blooger n. A particularly unsavory blogger.

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CarbuncleAl n. Blog commenter who attempts unsuccessfully to make intracranial injections of conscience into needy but unwilling subjects. Obsolete.

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Sore-optomist – a disgruntled female Barry supporter.

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Whitman Sampler – an assorted box of promises designed to appeal to every taste.

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Tee Party – on the links with Barry.

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Gorenography, Gorenographic

Al Gore connected eroticism. Many speculate that Al’s gorenographic tryst may have been the Tipper point in the collapse of his marriage

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Good Senator:
Robert Byrd

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Barrium:
What we intend to do to leftist politicians running for office in November.

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Mockingbyrd n. Politician so deeply hypocritical you just know that inside he mocks everything he says.

+4

White Man’s Byrden phrase. Motivation to pretend to renounce overt racism as practiced in the past and instead to support the subtle but more pernicious welfare state racism of the present.

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Assliar. Short form of “dumb ass racist shit witted fuggin’ liar”.

Interchangeable with the term “Democrat.”

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Acornography, Acornographic film

I am referring of course to the notorious Acorno films made by Acorno stars Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe

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Uncle Barry: A politician who is half white, claims he is black on a census form, disowns his white grandparents who had actually raised him, pretends to like white folks in the media, but loves to have his dick sucked by whitey at Man’s Country.

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Could we amend that to Uncle’bom?

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@Burr

Que?

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You know, like Unlce Tom. Uncle’bom.

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Mosticles: Testicles of FLOTUS.

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@Burr
I see what you’re saying now. I searched for Uncle’bom and couldn’t find it, hence the confusion.

Uncle ‘Bom it is! Pardon me for being a little slow. Today was my first back at work after being off for a week.

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@Burr

No Raymond?

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No, Raymond was fat and wheelchair bound. Aaron Burr is lighter and a better shot.

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@ whenceHeSpoke Uncle Barry:

2) n. The new and improved version of the old favorite Soviet of the Left, “Uncle Joe”. Updated and politically corrected for a new generation of sickle-suckers.

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Burgergeoisie: Hamburger diplomacy by the Elite.

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The Wright House:

1) n. Domicile located at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. occupied by a race-hustling, pro-Marxist, pro-Muslim, Kenwaiian, America-hating, conspiracy theorizing, Soros sock-puppet.

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ScareCrow: An uneducated, or idiotic, person who is angry at toilet paper.

+5

@Lennie

Perhaps the tardation has come full circle, as has this entire Contest?

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and another thing…

I was remiss in not explaining my “Big Fur Hat” entry. The intent of that post was that if someone were to go down on another at Man’s Country, it may look as if that person were wearing a big fur hat (pubic hair!).

No disrespect to the real BFH!

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Nuclear Michelle – Angry rampaging wookie.

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Organ-ize-her – Process by which previous presidents issue dictation to interns on his staff.

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McCrystalize – Process that affirms your place in history as the worst president ever due to your complete lack of any shred of leadership ability whatsoever.

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Don’t dig Cathelosi? How about

Nanthylic

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or San Frantholic

Which is headquartered in San Frantican City and followed the teaching of Archbitchup Nancy Pelosi

Yeah, this is the one. Of the three choices — vote for this one

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hyperactivist

A more accurate description of your typical liberal activist which takes into account the ADHD addled tenor of their hyperactivities and hyperspeech

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Belignorant- Behavior defined by a certain Florida Congressman, soon to be a former Congressman

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Ozian Tactics: 1. The habit of screaming completely unrelated talking points to avoid an issue that is harmful to the progressive agenda.

2. Engineering an event meant to look like a coincidence to distract from events damaging to progressives, though sometimes used to simply shield liberals from reality.

3. George Soros’ favorite tactic.

(i.e. ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…’)

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Furrealism, Furreal

Reactionary 21st century movement of right wing photoshoppers emphasizing the juxtaposition of grotesque images of the female form with grotesque images of fecal material.

Dude, did you see that picture of 20 lbs of dogsh*t being served on a plate — that was absolutely Furreal, man!

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Otastrophe-The demolition of the United States carried out under the Leadership of one Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro.

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Otracity-The allowance of the Otastrophe.

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@Lennie – I was kinda confused about the rules when I started – one word only? It’s OK ,you can use or tweak my stuff – just throw me an assist once in awhile.

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Odacity-The unique brand of audacity emanating from the White House under the Leadership of one Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro.

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Palinista-A hot Conservative woman.

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AriziOWNa (geog.) – residence of this site’s denizens once the other 56 states of the U.S. collapse; famous residents include Jan Brewer, Fill-in-the-blank Burr, and Call Me Lennie

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Can’tstitution (proper noun) – a document of negative rights for U.S. citizens by which Obama governs

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Trickle Down Journalism – Keith Olbermann when he pees his pants.

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ginger
now that’s funny!!!!

+5

fugly – adj. – a descriptor for most if not all Libtard females.

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Clooney Tunes – mentally unstable

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Sasquatch
1) mythical beast, half man half ape.

2) Michelle Obama

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Ginsberg – a dangerous obstacle to safe navigation.

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Plouffeder – an effeminate racist.

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Pelazis

Members of an imaginary Nazi party who suddenly showed up in great numbers in 2009 to oppose Nancy Pelosi’s policies

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Criminull -

Nothing to see here. Move along.

+4

CO2- Community Organizer becomes president/ doubling America’s problems…now this CO2 should be declared a pollutant

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Western Drivelization

The process by which Western Civilization is degenerating into total incoherence. (See March of Western Drivelization)

Apt title for any current interpretation of Western Civilization

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No doubt there is a corresponding Axis of Drivel behind all of this

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Byrd struck:

Democrat tendency to forget one’s history of slavery, KKK, Jim Crow, segregation, lynchings, etc.

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Nancy

Diminutive of Ann, which is short for Annal,
which describes more or less perfectly the given name of the present speaker of the house.

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Proglodyte. Basement and/or cave dwelling progressive.

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Oh, Lennie. Great minds think alike. Rahm Beau was my twitter code name for Obama, but you get a solid B+ for trying!

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O-historical

An kind of retarded historical sense that behaves as if all human history started with the Election of the One

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@mkultra
LOL!

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kenyasian economics – advocates massive deficit spending to solve economic failures caused by reckless borrowing and spending.

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beckelaise
1. noun. the white cheesy substance manufactured between Bob Beckel’s third and fourth chins.

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say-that-again-and-i’ll-kill-you

1. noun. the highly effective military program preceding don’t-ask-don’t-tell.

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barrogance
1. noun. overbearing authoritarianism.
2. noun. unwarranted pride.

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whine williams
1. noun, proper. the source of irritating noise resembling white house talking points.

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Thanks for making me laugh, iotw. This place is great!

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internet kill switch: modern progressive equivalent of book burning.

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Kagger – how much beer you’d have to drink to do Elena.

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Ejaculate conception

Drunken Kenyan communist plants his seed in Kansan peckerwood slut spawning a messianic savior of socialism in Americe

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Here’s the deal, fellow derelicts in iOWNosphere, pool league tonight, I got my ass busted, and am marginally impaired. I have a couple of words that I think have potential, but am having trouble coming up with winning definitions. I’ll throw them out there, somebody come up with the right b.s. and take credit.

Scotum

thinking cross between SCOTUS and scrotum. Senate judiciary commitee, containing nut jobs, shrinks at truth, figure it out

Obamaradarie (camaradie)

MSM licking Dear Leader’s buttocks, you get the idea

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Gibblets –

Tiny morsels of information doled out after having gone through the liberal spin cycle.

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Testing the final version of the new logo: obama speaking out of his.

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Boogalicious – a nugget connoisseur – see Joachim Low.

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Pullitzer Prize – Al Gore’s latest award.

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Demoperv-n. crazed sex poodle, most likely served in the Clinton administration. willing to pay for sex.

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asstranot-anti NASA

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Obama-ugly; when you wake up the next day and realize you just got screwed by a socialist

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Olberdone- Media biased overkill

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Mexigate- non-existing gate in witch one may enter a country illegally with no intention of returning. There are no consequences for using the mexigate. In fact once the mexigate is used the individual/s get free health care, education, and any number of social programs.

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Burble – The sound one makes when farting in the bathtub.

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O-rator: One who speaks out of his ass.

i.e. My avatar.

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O-crates: Less than brilliant philosophical politician of the early 21st century.

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Barackomandias: A fortelling sonnet by Percy Bysshe Shelley, published in1818

…`My name is Barackomandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away”.

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Whence he spoke

I got “Obymandius” covered but good. I got the whole damn sonnet down and I shall unleash it on an unsuspecting world if the results of the 2010 Elections warrant. Here’s my ending

And on the prompter these words inscribed
My name is Obamandius, fraud of frauds
Look upon my failures ye lefties and despair
Nothing beside remains. Round the wreck
of that colossal ego, unbounded and malign
The vain and empty dream did fade away

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Clintonistas: A group of delusional Americans that believe Bill and Hillary Clinton were the best president ever.

+6

Pandermonium-

A concocted scene of wild enthusiasm for a political figure superficially saying all the right things and making all the right promises.

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Hi Lennie – I’ll see if I can come up with something on these – sorry about the delay on “You’re Hussein” – I’ll keep trying – gotta get out of the house today – Crisco Kid has real potential!

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Czarcoma – a malignant, unwanted tumor.

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D.I.C. – Dictator-in-Chief

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If pretarded makes the cut, perhaps you can use this definition

Pretarded — the human mind from birth until proggresive intardination also known as the “Tabula Intarda” — the Untarded Slate

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Fedadouche: Employee of the Federal Government acting like a douche. See Holder, Obama, Napolitano, et all.

+5

Barrycuda – an asexual fish that thinks it can devour the Tea Party Movement.

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Progsequential

1) adj. A word describing any act or event that has been blown clear out of proportion by the lame-stream-media for political purposes, but in the past was known colloquially by rational people as a tempest in a teapot. See: Chelsea Clinton’s wedding or Rathergate or any news “story” about Sarah Palin on CBS/NBC/ABC/CNN/PBS/BBC/USA TODAY/NY TIMES, et al.

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Issametrics – the standard measure of a Congressperson’s worth.

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Laborhood: A “self-contained” community, run by government, that contains housing,work,shopping/entitlements, healthcare facilities, and anything else required by the proletariot people to sustain them without haveing to use resources to leave the community for their need, including public transportation to any need beyond walking distance. These communities are being proposed and implemented by the U.N. and the Progressive Electorate, in many cities across the US and around the world.
http://emergingcorruption.com/?p=1268

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Tyranasoros- Any Freedom hating person who supports any of Soros’ organizations.

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Soroasster- Any person who has George Soros’ hand up his ass. See Barack Obama.

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The Immaculate Deception- The main stream media’s strategy for Obama’s 2012 campaign.

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pelosiectomy-the surgical removal of useless, overly stretched skin

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Medical Dictionary:
cranial adipocyte syndrome-when fat cells multiply rapidly killing and replacing all brain cells.: (see:Michale Moore, Rosie O’Donnell)

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aweinerhaphy-the surgical closing, by way of suturing, of the anal orifice.

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soroscisa-Infectious bacteria that invades the heart, brain and testicles.

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reheading-1. the reattachment of a severed head as an act of Islamic tolerance and outreach

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cafeir-restaurant frequented by infidels

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redwing-unimaginable determination and honor

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jackasson-illegitimate child of a Baptist minister

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homoislamophobic-fear of swinging from a noose for being gay

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Cammosole-standard issue uniform for gay soldiers in a military jail

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Fwankly: From a Bonnie Fwank perspective.

1) Fwankly speaking, not being an outdoorsman, he took the cannibis plantation for random foliage.

2) Fwankly late nite activity, door buzzers, loud disco music, seatless leather chaps, used rubbers, and jumbo petroleum jelly containers doesn’t necessarily mean things are going on.

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