» News

The iOTW dictionary

Home - by - January 17, 2013 - 14:49 America/New_York - 751 Comments

Bumped: And Updated:

WAYYYY back in June of 2010, BFH held a contest to create an iOTW dictionary. I woke up this morning with a possible new entry and when I went back through the archive, I found that it had been locked; no new entries were allowed. So, I’m taking the liberty of linking to that post and adding the entry here to see what happens.
Al-lah Gorey: n. Any cautionary tale in which an eco-tistical maniac sells out to islamofascists thereby proving both hypocrisy and greed are what really animate them. –

Te’oing–making up something to make yourself seem mightier than you are. (Also see Obamaing) – corky

Sandy Hookers: Liberals with no moral values or self respect who seize on tragedies to promote unpopular and/or unconstitutional personal agendas. – wyatt

Whacktivist – a mentally deranged liberal pushing an ill advised agenda. – Chalupa

Taliwhacker – a weapon used by the current Resident of the oval office to kill taliban terrorists; also known as a drone. – Stirrin the B.S.

Metrognome – a short metro sexual. – Chalupa

» 751 Comments

  1. Chalupa

    January 17th, 2013

    Whacktivist – a mentally deranged liberal pushing an ill advised agenda.

    Thanks Fur!!

    Thumb up +9

     
  2. Chalupa

    January 17th, 2013

    Metrognome – a short metro sexual.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 17th, 2013

    Lefturd – what oozes out of liberal’s ass when taking a democrap.

    Thumb up +4

     
  4. Chalupa

    January 17th, 2013

    Cumo – varient of culo – a gun grabbing a$$hole.

    Thumb up +5

     
  5. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 17th, 2013

    Righturd – what gets shoved back up a liberal’s ass whilst getting it kicked by a conservative.

    Thumb up +1

     
  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 17th, 2013

    Obamalade – The wealth that gets spread all over milqtoast republicans.

    Thumb up +2

     
  7. thirdtwin

    January 17th, 2013

    battery acid burn: Three sharia-approved options used by muslim men to guide women.

    Thumb up +1

     
  8. Chalupa

    January 17th, 2013

    Progmatic – relating to matters of fact with a biased liberal slant.

    Thumb up +7

     
  9. Moxie Man

    January 17th, 2013

    Argo – the verb preceding an active verb and reflexive pronoun.

    Example: Ben Affleck, argo f^&k yourself!

    Thumb up 0

     
  10. Chalupa

    January 17th, 2013

    Piersephone – the English queen of the media underworld.

    Thumb up +9

     
  11. sTevo

    January 17th, 2013

    JEF- Jug Eared Fuck
    TFG- That Fucking Guy

    Thumb up 0

     
  12. Dismas In Wonderland

    January 17th, 2013

    Tomfoolery

    The attempt by the dimocrats (sic) to label any black person who isn’t in lockstep with Obama as a traitor to their race.

    Thumb up +1

     
  13. OpenTheDoor

    January 17th, 2013

    Muskadine: Dinner with the first lady.

    Thumb up 0

     
  14. Unruly Refugee

    January 17th, 2013

    Porkrhinologist: Doctor who specializes in treating politicians suffering from Henry Waxman syndrome.

    Thumb up 0

     
  15. KayFromAZ

    January 17th, 2013

    Algorithm = A calculation method created by Al Gore, but never used by Al Gore. (Althou he did invent the internet).

    Thumb up +1

     
  16. Callmelennie

    January 17th, 2013

    Snackiyyah

    Floating stories that you ate dog as a child in order to get people to think you weren’t raised Muslim

    Thumb up +1

     
  17. Callmelennie

    January 17th, 2013

    Conduct unbeclowning of a liberal

    Any course of conduct respectful of Judeo Christian principles and motivated, not by overheated emotions, but by sound principals of reason

    Thumb up 0

     
  18. Jerry Manderin

    January 17th, 2013

    Traitorous Maximus-any politician with a (D) after their name.

    Thumb up +1

     
  19. Unruly Refugee

    January 17th, 2013

    National Firearmyotomy: the complete removal of firearms from the law abiding citizens of a nation.

    Thumb up 0

     
  20. Chalupa

    January 17th, 2013

    Hysteriactomy – the removal of citizens’ rights based on manufactured crises.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  21. thirdtwin

    January 17th, 2013

    bengazi: past tense of fugazi

    Thumb up +1

     
  22. Unruly Refugee

    January 17th, 2013

    Map Queery: search of a map database that outs progressive gun-grabbers who are set on disarming lawful citizens while emboldening dangerous criminals.

    Thumb up +1

     
  23. KF

    January 17th, 2013

    Algorerythym – a computer program written with deliberate intent to mislead

    Thumb up +2

     
  24. Unruly Refugee

    January 17th, 2013

    Progtarditis: Brain decay that leads to hopeless stupidity and total dependence upon the money and labor of others.

    Thumb up 0

     
  25. thirdtwin

    January 17th, 2013

    unicornball brother: a black man who ingratiates himself to white liberals and presents himself as the embodiment of their fantasies, in order to gain power and prestige.

    Thumb up +4

     
  26. Tracy

    January 17th, 2013

    DRUNKLE: Barack Hussein Obama’s DUI addled uncle Omar.

    Thumb up +4

     
  27. thirdtwin

    January 17th, 2013

    purpellipse: an agonizingly long pause between word by Obama when speaking without his teleprompter.

    Thumb up +1

     
  28. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 17th, 2013

    @thirdtwin, please allow me to take your word and give it a new twist.

    Purplelipse – occurs whenever Obumphuk kisses the “full moon” of foreign dictators, despots and terrorists.

    Thumb up +2

     
  29. thirdtwin

    January 17th, 2013

    @Stirrin the BS…

    That’ll work. As the song says, “…you know sometimes words have two meanings.”

    Thumb up 0

     
  30. even steven

    January 17th, 2013

    Cuomocide– the murder of a person who was disarmed by government.

    Thumb up +2

     
  31. FreeMan & Sarah 30 Round Clip

    January 17th, 2013

    Progtioner – A Person who pushes their progressive agenda on anyone they can.

    Thumb up +2

     
  32. FreeMan & Sarah 30 Round Clip

    January 17th, 2013

    ProgTologist – A progressive with their head up their ass, further than normal.

    Thumb up +2

     
  33. sybilll

    January 17th, 2013

    Bidenmytime: ‘cuz Ted Kennedy is probably gonna assrape me when I get to hell.

    Thumb up +1

     
  34. Unruly Refugee

    January 18th, 2013

    The Hillary/Pelosi/Napolitano Upchuck Rectum Scale:

    A scale used to gauge the severity of nausea one gets when accidentally exposed to the nude photo of a liberal democrat.
    So named after many victims reported vomiting so violently that they could feel their rectum in their throat.

    Thumb up +1