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Combat Matt, Revolutionary
June 24th, 2010
boy,if I had a dollar for every time that happed to me.
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RevolutionNow
June 24th, 2010
You’d have a dollar?
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Rightwingfeather
June 24th, 2010
Well, when u r hungry, Snickers really satisfies.
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conservative cowgirl
June 24th, 2010
Was there no way to shorten that headline? LOL!
Tammy
June 24th, 2010
I once dressed up as a Christmas Tree for a Best Buy promotion. Before Best Buy was a National brand.
I got winked at by a guy in a TV costume.
I smacked him with an ornament.
Perv.
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Sadie
June 24th, 2010
Whewww, am I relieved. For a moment there, I thought the world was going to hell in a hand basket.
Turns out, it was only going to hell in Portland.
p.s. thanks for holding back photos
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Jor-El Lives!
June 24th, 2010
Fine, fine journalism. I am edified.
Sadie
June 24th, 2010
Is this called Chocolate Coating the News?
conservative cowgirl
June 24th, 2010
I can’t believe that didn’t happen first in San Franfreako.
Lady Libertas
June 24th, 2010
so the entire west coast should be falling into the ocean in 4, 3, 2 …
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ScratchNSniff
June 24th, 2010
Ah, it’s all good. They can settle all their differences at the Snap-On tools softball tournament. Hosted by Ellen Degenerate and Rosie the Ridiculous.
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Wyatt
June 24th, 2010
I didn’t know this qualified as news in Portland.
scribble
June 24th, 2010
Judging by her picture on the left she thought it was a real snickers bar.
Alxandro
June 24th, 2010
What the hell is up with Snickers and the gay community. I haven’t eatin a Snickers since this 2007 commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjuXbYW6KmE
Anonymous
June 25th, 2010
Does Snickers have nuts in it. I’m not sure I get what pissed it(her) off. I would have liked to have heard the Police call. 911 operator must be nuts. Pun intended.
Bigun
June 25th, 2010
Here I thought it was a jealous thong and Mr. Goodbar.
Red Star
June 25th, 2010
I suspect “Hiney” was involved somehow…
equityveritas
June 25th, 2010
Oprah was assaulted for hallucinating Mr. Brilliant Obama was a snack item?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 25th, 2010
Just another Wednesday night social at the White House. Elton John is NOT invited any more.
FreeManinPA
June 25th, 2010
Can’t make stuff this up.
MickeyMoussaoui
June 25th, 2010
Classic case of Snicker bar envy by a lesbian.
I'm your Huckleberry
June 25th, 2010
well, she was looking for “Mr. Goodbar” but then had to settle for a “butter(ed) fingers” from her girlfriend..
sorry
(not really)
Doo-doo-doo-doo… « A Dixie Carpetbagger
June 25th, 2010
[...] A woman waves at a guy dressed as a Snickers bar, and is then tackled by her girlfriend, who is dressed as a sumo wrestler. At the far end of the bar, two men wearing brush hats and drinking Fosters slam their drinks [...]
Acornholio
June 25th, 2010
Whatever
LadyGun12
June 25th, 2010
I’m not sure if it’s the headline itself or Matt’s comment, but I made the mistake of opening this at work. I expected to get in trouble any minute because I couldn’t stop laughing. Even now, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.