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Spew the birthday drink!!!

That’s great!

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Perfecto

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I can still see his shadow. Can you remove that?

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Sure that wasn’t a tick? Sure looks like one to me.

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Looks just like a black hole as viewed from earth.

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@eternalp… Hey, was that a recist comment? Black hole? Black hore? The NAACP will be after your ass!

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@webonot.. it’s racis only if you are under the minimum requirements to stand tall enough to see into the telescope to see what we’re all yappin about.

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Jeebus, that thing swells when he gets his knickers in a twist. It scares me!

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Thanks, Fur. I needed that today.

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It was a free-range melanotic teratoma. OK, it’s an inside medical joke. Sorry.

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That surgeon must be real good to remove a mass of useless dead tissue like that and have the patient recover.

I’ll bet Odumba stiffed him on the bill.

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@Aufklarer
It could have been a inter cranial islamo blastoma

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He is one ugly mother f’er

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I thought the mole was going to be Michelle and the second photo would be of Obama with a big smile on his face.

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As a person who had melanoma, I can honestly say that I would prefer a cancerous freckle over this President.
At least with melanoma, you can SEE the cancer and have it removed.

This Cancer in Chief hides his disease.
And it’s spreading across America.

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“out, damned spot! out, I say!” to quote Lady MacBeth.

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as an average tax slave, that’s a procedure i DON’T mind paying for!

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Moley moley moley

Mooooollllllllleeee

Guacamooollyy

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You’re close Mt Top…

There’s a cancer in the White House and it has metastasized throughout Congress.
What’s needed is chemo, radiation, and surgery.

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RWF: You’re correct. It was a tick. The one that carries Lyme Disease, dermacentor andersonii. That’s why all you can see left is the mole

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HAHAHA that mother fucker looks like he’s in a police line up, he probably just raped a bunch of little kids or the neighbors cat.

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sucessful surgery, doctor.

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LoL

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You know, if a UFO was to land in my backyard, and a little ET clambered out and said “take me to your leader”, WTF would I do? I’d have to tell it that we ain’t got one right now and to please check back Nov 2012.

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I didn’t think anything could make me laugh today, but that did it!

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Should have had a local road crew remove it with an air hammer. I’d paid them OT to watch.

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Hey! Who keeps voting thumbs down? These are ALL very funny.

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brilliant.

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Recommended.
Obambam and his useful idiots.

Is U.S. Now On Slippery Slope To Tyranny?
By THOMAS SOWELL
http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/537967/201006211813/Is-US-Now-On-Slippery-Slope-To-Tyranny-.aspx

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Holy Moley – that was funny.

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Hey Jude – It’s our leetle friend hiney-hole, the resident leftard, who’s single passion in life is to come to iOTW and TD everyone, regardless of subject.

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@ FreeManinPA:

Very good, but it should be an intracranial islamoblastoma.

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As the cancer spread through the rest of his administration, it has been determined that other parts are in need of removal as well – beginning with Peter Orszag (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/38833.html), followed by Rahm Emmanuel and possibly General Stanley McChrystal. However, other observers have likened this scenario more to “rats bailing out of a sinking ship”. More details to follow.

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@ Aufklarer; Or a bloated rectal cephalic cyst of massive proportion.

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Show us the pic of the USA with the cancerous mole removed. Please.

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It’s too late, the cancer has spread to Orlando. This is effing unbelievable! 18 months into a failed presidency and they name an 800 foot stretch of road after this loser!

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/2009/05/leave-president-off-obama-parkway-council-says-no-way.html

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@Stirrin — I had the same thought when I read that! If I ever go to Orlando, I will be sure to avoid that stretch of road, even if it means a day-long detour.

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An 800 foot oil slick, also known as the Le Brrack Tar Pit.

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@Stirrin the Pitcher! lol! I think that needs to be a project for BFH!

http://www.tarpits.org/

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@CC – agreed!

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I both spewed my coffee and laughed out loud!

@Stirrin – I love the “Le Barack Tar Pit” – if anyone can pull that off, BFH can!

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SAVE THE MOLE, Throw away the host !

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I wish BHO would stop getting on this website voting the good comments thumbs down.

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This whole time I thought that was a tar ball, my bad!!

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That’s what I thought, Snowball. Looks like he took a hint too. No more TD’s after I asked. Tee hee!!

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Michelle’s a Sasquatch and not a Mole.

You need to watch more animal planet.

Death to Islam!

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@Aufklarer – So noted – I defer to your PHD. I am not a doctor but I have seen one on TV(House), and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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Stirrin’ I just wish that WAS an oil slick

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Needed a laugh…………Got a belly shaker…. Thanks BFH!

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He is ONE UGLY MOTHER!! Instead of removing the mole why don’t they remove him!! Oh, wait, but there is a GOD!!

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Oh wait a minute, it is ME again – Did someone say MOLE? Gee – No Pun Intended – Exactly what he is – A MOLE!

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