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Puppy thrown at German biker gang
This sounds like a story that was concocted by using Mad Libs-
from the BBC
A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
The man drove up to a Hell’s Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.
He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.
He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.
After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.
After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.
“What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear,” a police spokesman said.
The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.
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This is not the ending I was looking for. I wanted to hear that the Hell’s Angels took that puppy in as one of their own. Raised him. And…well, see for yourself:
Born To Be Feral.
Racist
June 17th, 2010
“81 Animal Shelter”, Has a nice ring to it. “Angels for Animals”. “HAMC/Helping Animals Motorcycle Club” “Support your local puppy shelter”
That’d be perfect. Durham’s got that nice fence around the clubhouse anyway. The prospects could walk the dogs,and clean up puppy crap for a change. And, somebody’s always on parole, so there’d be somebody there even when the club was on a mandatory run.
Corona
June 17th, 2010
Okay, I hit the brick wall when I read “escaped on a bulldozer”. That’s like going back to the 60s and “escaping” on Disneylands’ People Mover. The Hells Angels didn’t catch this guy and immediately BBQ him? Are they gay now or what?
FreeManinPA
June 17th, 2010
Cool – Another story with a bulldozer and a stupid person. A D9 will top out at about 20 MPH, sure a bike can catch it but what would they be able to do then? Unless they shot the guy, there is no way to run it off the road.
What an exciting chase it must have been.
Althing
June 17th, 2010
Yeah I would’ve preferred that the Hell’s Angels kept the puppy, trained it well and then when the depressed, puppy-throwing shithead got out of jail it would run over and bite his friggin’ nuts off.
AQuaintLife
June 17th, 2010
Off depression medication? Maybe he was celebrating because he felt happier?
Tammy
June 17th, 2010
Shut UP!
You made this story up, didn’t you?
I almost spit my coffee on the computer, damn it.
Funny funny funny.
I thought it was an episode of “Whose Line is it Anyway”.
Holy God, people are stupid.
Oh, and cute puppy.
FreeManinPA
June 17th, 2010
@Tammy – what did it for you?
I was wondering if they had Hell’s Angels in Germany. And it looks like they do.
http://www.hells-angels-germany.de/content/