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The Offshore Drilling Disaster

Home - by - June 16, 2010 - 01:17 America/New_York - 15 Comments

Don’t miss the underwater spillage scene, where an explosion, of sorts, causes mineral rich viscous fluids  to spew from deep within a drilled well, of sorts. (On second thought, that scene would be a good time to go to the snack bar.)

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  1. Anonymous

    June 16th, 2010

    “The Boobie Prize”

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  2. Dan Ryan Galt

    June 16th, 2010

    Watching that would be worse than walkin in on your grandparents after they got their Medicare paid for Viagra prescription.

    I will now need counseling before I can ever make love to my wife again. I think I am going to be ill.

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  3. ScratchNSniff

    June 16th, 2010

    Old fat Alberts been doing a little off Tipper drilling.

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  4. FreeManinPA

    June 16th, 2010

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

    It that an oil boom in your pants?

    Oh no! a slick is forming!

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  5. 1MadJack

    June 16th, 2010

    You all laugh but The Goracle has 2 billion of our dollars in that trunk. :roll:

    Are those two dwarves or is it Laurie’s fat ass that makes them look like dwarves?? ;)

    This is a disclaimer. I have nothing against dwarves as I even have several dwarves that are friends.

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  6. I'm your huckleberry

    June 16th, 2010

    where’s a “great white shark” when you need one !!

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  7. I'm your huckleberry

    June 16th, 2010

    at least someone’s “plugging the damn hole” !!

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  8. Stirrin the Pitcher

    June 16th, 2010

    Love what Margo Howard had to say about why Algore isn’t speaking up about the BP spill, and the new Boomer trend:

    “He is silent on this issue for the same reason that Teddy Kennedy couldn’t join the Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas fight: The equivalency to Teddy’s womanizing is that Mr. Gore has been in a two-year affair with Laurie David, also an environmentalist, and it would be, uh, unseemly.

    The marriage-watching commentariat says this is typical Boomer stuff. Now that people may expect to live until 90 (oy) they’ve decided they will get things the way they want them for some portion of the back nine.”

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  9. Moe Tom

    June 16th, 2010

    “I can’t dive down there and plug the hole. I can’t suck it up with a straw.” B.O. The One. What if President Bush said something as stupid?

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  10. AQuaintLife

    June 16th, 2010

    That dress makes her look fat.

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  11. Moe Tom

    June 16th, 2010

    Aquaint. That butt looks familar. FLOTUS?

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  12. 1MadJack

    June 16th, 2010

    Holy shit! :shock: Wait that’s Kagan’s body! :roll:

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  13. I'm your Huckleberry

    June 16th, 2010

    Looks like Owlgore took Sarah Palin’s advice…

    DRILL BABY DRILL !
    ;)

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  14. illustr8r

    June 16th, 2010

    Those who still believe in global warming/climate change are suffering from a brain cloud.

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  15. Retrosexual

    June 16th, 2010

    Why would she break up with her Martha’s Vineyard pool boy for this Tennessee Tub O’ Lard?

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