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The Offshore Drilling Disaster
Don’t miss the underwater spillage scene, where an explosion, of sorts, causes mineral rich viscous fluids to spew from deep within a drilled well, of sorts. (On second thought, that scene would be a good time to go to the snack bar.)
From The People’s Cube
Anonymous
June 16th, 2010
“The Boobie Prize”
Dan Ryan Galt
June 16th, 2010
Watching that would be worse than walkin in on your grandparents after they got their Medicare paid for Viagra prescription.
I will now need counseling before I can ever make love to my wife again. I think I am going to be ill.
ScratchNSniff
June 16th, 2010
Old fat Alberts been doing a little off Tipper drilling.
FreeManinPA
June 16th, 2010
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
It that an oil boom in your pants?
Oh no! a slick is forming!
1MadJack
June 16th, 2010
You all laugh but The Goracle has 2 billion of our dollars in that trunk.
Are those two dwarves or is it Laurie’s fat ass that makes them look like dwarves??
This is a disclaimer. I have nothing against dwarves as I even have several dwarves that are friends.
I'm your huckleberry
June 16th, 2010
where’s a “great white shark” when you need one !!
I'm your huckleberry
June 16th, 2010
at least someone’s “plugging the damn hole” !!
Stirrin the Pitcher
June 16th, 2010
Love what Margo Howard had to say about why Algore isn’t speaking up about the BP spill, and the new Boomer trend:
“He is silent on this issue for the same reason that Teddy Kennedy couldn’t join the Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas fight: The equivalency to Teddy’s womanizing is that Mr. Gore has been in a two-year affair with Laurie David, also an environmentalist, and it would be, uh, unseemly.
The marriage-watching commentariat says this is typical Boomer stuff. Now that people may expect to live until 90 (oy) they’ve decided they will get things the way they want them for some portion of the back nine.”
Moe Tom
June 16th, 2010
“I can’t dive down there and plug the hole. I can’t suck it up with a straw.” B.O. The One. What if President Bush said something as stupid?
AQuaintLife
June 16th, 2010
That dress makes her look fat.
Moe Tom
June 16th, 2010
Aquaint. That butt looks familar. FLOTUS?
1MadJack
June 16th, 2010
Holy shit!
Wait that’s Kagan’s body! 
I'm your Huckleberry
June 16th, 2010
Looks like Owlgore took Sarah Palin’s advice…
DRILL BABY DRILL !
illustr8r
June 16th, 2010
Those who still believe in global warming/climate change are suffering from a brain cloud.
Retrosexual
June 16th, 2010
Why would she break up with her Martha’s Vineyard pool boy for this Tennessee Tub O’ Lard?