UPDATE: Voting period starts now and ends tomorrow at noon (ish).
Okay. I was cruising the internet, not the gay kind of cruising (do ladyboys count?), and was over at IMAO to get a little laugh fix, and Frank J. had a nice post about Action Movie Catch Phrases.
When shooting someone in the face. “Now you’re dead… IN THE FACE!”
When killing someone after he said something that could be taken as innuendo. “That’s what she bled.”
“Time to bring on the pain… and I don’t mean the window kind! That’s pronounced the same but spelled differently that the pain I am talking about. So, to reiterate, the pain I am bringing is the P-A-I-N kind and has nothing to do with windows… unless I throw you through one. Then I guess pane would be causing you pain… or would you be touching the pane? I forget what part of the window is the pane; is that the glass or the frame? Whoa, what was I talking about again?”
“I have something in my pocket for your face… MY FIST!”
So this is the mission. Create a POLITICAL ACTION MOVIE THRILLER CATCH PHRASE. Make Frank J. proud. Maybe he will come over and pick a winner. I’ll hound Lori and get her to ask him.
Submissions close at midnight. Then we will have overtime for a voting period that will run until noon tomorrow. Thumbed vote winner will get a guest blog spot to do whatever they heck they want. Same prize if Frank J. picks a winner.