Home - by Dr. Tar - March 31, 2014 - 21:30 America/New_York - 15 Comments
Wait, I meant to say age simulation suit.
Watch the demonstration here
March 31st, 2014
I bet the only reason someone invented it is so they can show how justified the government will be in killing off granny and grandpa. “See, they are really suffering and it will be for their own good”.
I could deinitely use some stimulation at my age!
Stranded in Sonoma
I don’t need that suit. I walk like that all the time!
J Frank Parnell
Becoming decrepit sucks ass, it’s not for the weak. That suit is a good idea to give the young whippersnappers a taste of it.
Or, just check anyone the day after Leg Day.
When I was young
When I was young I volunteerd to take an old relative grocery shopping. I thought the the day would never end. I could crawl faster around the store.
Never did that again. Poor old people.
Walk a mile in my shoes … even if it takes four hours.
April 1st, 2014
No thanks – I’m already trapped in one. Gets more rickety by the day, too…
Old people were wonderful to me when I very young. There were a lot or very kind, interesting retired people around me in my earliest childhood. I’m a better person because of those wonderful people, and one day not too distant, I’ll have me turn. I’ll be the one driving 20 mph down the interstate, my turn signal flashing all the way… if I’m lucky enough to make it that long. It’ll be great!
Very nice idea, but they of course couldn’t include the PAIN of daily life.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
I started to fall apart at age 24.
Enjoy your parts while you have them.
OK that sounded dirty, but y’all know what I mean. Shut up. lol.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Don’t know if it comes through for everyone, but I enjoyed the 3½ minute commercial preceding this clip which showed how the TESLA is manufactured by robots. They CLAIMED 3,000 employees but if I saw a dozen I’d be surprised.
As for the old folks, I spent a career slowly learning what the video taught in a couple of minutes and, at 67, I’m beginning to get a taste of it myself.
Remember all those jokes we used to tell about old people? What was so f_ckin’ funny?
I wonder how they simulate an enlarged prostate?
@MJA — I’m sure you enjoyed your “parts” just as much as the next girl. And us guys enjoyed them too.
@Boobie — What was funny was that, at the time, it wasn’t US! Now it is. I’m not 60 yet and my kids already have me with one foot in the casket and the other on the proverbial banana peel.
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