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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 12th, 2014

    Who keeps voting for this moron!
    Zombies?!

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  2. serfer62

    March 12th, 2014

    A zoo is missing a banana eater

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 12th, 2014

    95% of Congress is monkeys. Medically experimented on monkeys.

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  4. SpySmasher

    March 12th, 2014

    There’s only one answer: Time is a BIGOT!!

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 12th, 2014

    And culturally biased!

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  6. SgtZim

    March 12th, 2014

    Dumber than a sack of retarded hammers.

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  7. Bad Brad

    March 12th, 2014

    Interesting attire. She’s missing her little read beanie and her cymbals.

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  8. Pogosticks

    March 12th, 2014

    The real question is just how much “Crack” Sheila Jackson Lee is smoking these days?

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  9. Fabian Capitalist

    March 12th, 2014

    ACORN at work…

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  10. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 12th, 2014

    IS there voter ID law in her district?
    I’m wondering if she’s busing in some paid illegals and weirdos from other states to vote for her.

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  11. bocephus rex

    March 12th, 2014

    As my Grandpap said, ‘Son, you can’t fix stupid!”

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  12. ODA315

    March 12th, 2014

    Damn….our country’s missing a few years…..

    Waaaahhhhh haaaapen?

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  13. ironyCurtain

    March 12th, 2014

    She’s the dumbest thing in 57 states.

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  14. greetingsfromyonkers

    March 12th, 2014

    Calm down all.

    Counting from the date of ratification, the Constitution will be 226 this June.

    Under Common Core, 400 would surely be close enough.

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  15. Dr. Tar

    March 12th, 2014

    She’s only off by about 189 years. At least she’s willing to admit we have a Constitution that should define the powers and restrictions of government – not that it would matter to the Imperial President.

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  16. Anonymous

    March 12th, 2014

    Maybe she was using the Martian calendar.

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 12th, 2014

    Huh. According her calculations, Guam should have already tipped over, no?

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  18. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 12th, 2014

    And the Earth’s core should be millions of degrees hotter or something.

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  19. Saxindacity

    March 12th, 2014

    Hey! Give her a break. She’s wearing the same suit Michael Jackson wore 200 years ago.

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  20. Poonces

    March 12th, 2014

    Lol. Her mouth really is the gift that keeps on giving.

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  21. Jethro

    March 12th, 2014

    Is that Soros standing behinder her?
    http://www.thefinalharvest.org/images/organgrinder.jpg
    .

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  22. Jethro

    March 12th, 2014

    …behind her…

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  23. Dumb Ass Liberal

    March 12th, 2014

    Was that B.C. or A.D. Sheila? Just grunt if this question is above your pay grade.

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  24. Menderman

    March 12th, 2014

    and fifty years later we planted a flag on Mars to celebrate.

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  25. Moe Tom

    March 12th, 2014

    G F Yonkers. Yup, 400 give or take a hundred. Good enough for gobernmt work.

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  26. Groucho Marxist

    March 12th, 2014

    What are they teaching at Harvard these days?

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  27. @Mr_Pinko

    March 12th, 2014

    Shouldn’t there be a simple test to run and hold office?

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  28. Eleanor in Hell

    March 12th, 2014

    Cory Booker picked her up hitchhiking on his drive to Hawaii. Their combined I.Q. is 58. :roll:

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  29. F.D.R. in Hell

    March 12th, 2014

    Obviously, in 1614, the colonialists should have been picking their own damn cotton.

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  30. Corona

    March 12th, 2014

    What an outfit!

    Lend me your ears
    And I’ll sing you a song
    And I’ll try not to
    Sing out of key

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  31. Menderman

    March 12th, 2014

    I think she stole that coat from Kadaffi.

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  32. WeeWeed

    March 12th, 2014

    Since she’s a “freed slave,” she should know… /s

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  33. SarcastaBalls

    March 12th, 2014

    just have someone follow her and everytime she goes to speak, they click a tape player with the music Zippity Doo da song, i’m sure she would be more entertaining

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  34. AbigailAdams

    March 12th, 2014

    Gads! How utterly embarrasing to be her.

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  35. Steele81

    March 12th, 2014

    Houston, you have a problem.

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  36. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    March 12th, 2014

    Mark Levin started this off on his show tonight.

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  37. Moe Tom

    March 12th, 2014

    Steele81. But the LoFo’s in the 18th District don’t know they have a problem.

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  38. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    March 12th, 2014

    Can someone please explain to me how in the world the repugnicans keep losing to such mental midgets as Shelia J Lee, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Major Innis, Barbara Boxer, Charlie Rangel, Maxine Waters, Al Franken, Hank Johnson, Keith Ellison, etc.?

    SERIOUSLY!

    I mean, between the lot of them they couldn’t scoop up a thimblefull of grey matter.

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  39. TheBigOwe

    March 12th, 2014

    She’s quit trying. Let the attire speak before you do.

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  40. J Frank Parnell

    March 12th, 2014

    Imbeciles in a certain (Bell Curve) Houston district keep electing her. IQ is of course racist.

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  41. Testiclese

    March 12th, 2014

    Stupid is as stupid says it is.

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  42. Bad Brad

    March 12th, 2014

    Wow dude, where’s the model 94?

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  43. Hambone

    March 12th, 2014

    Koko, the congresswoman!

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  44. Hambone

    March 12th, 2014

    In the defense of Texas, she is originally from New York.

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  45. Stranded in Sonoma

    March 13th, 2014

    Everybody hold up. She didn’t precisely say the Constitution was 400 years old, she said the country was 400 years old and that is actually pretty close — IF you count the first colonists at James Fort (later Jamestown) in 1607 as the beginning of the country.

    However, she did say it was 400 years old, operating under the constitution. So that does make it sound like another one of her “facts” she makes up out of thin air. Her defenders will claim she meant 400 years old and currently operating under the constitution, but we know better. We know the past history of this woman, and I acknowledge her utter ignorance and inability to keep ANY facts straight.

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  46. Moe Tom

    March 13th, 2014

    Stranded. What General Muammar Gaddifi Lee precisely said was: “…how well it is that we have lasted some 400 years, operating under a constitution that clearly defines what is constitutional and what is not.”
    Whatever the hell that means?

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  47. Anonymous

    March 13th, 2014

    SJ Lee, Maxine Waters, Elijah Cummings, Alcee Hastings, Coreen Brown, the guy who thinks the Marines would tip over Guam, Kendrick Meek, the late Major Owens (sharks still circling the waters after 200 million slaves were dumped overboard) . . . The CBC is loaded with the best and the brightest.

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  48. caroleigh

    March 13th, 2014

    Someday somebody is going to tighten that

    neck scarf she’s always wearing.

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  49. grayjohn

    March 13th, 2014

    She’d have more success using sign language and a touch screen. Isn’t her chief of staff named All Ball?

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  50. Carlos The Jackal

    March 13th, 2014

    How does she get elected over and over again?
    Take a drive through her district, white boy.
    Stop at Whataburger for lunch, if you dare.
    You’ll soon understand how she gets elected.

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  51. sixhonestservingmen

    March 14th, 2014

    Those of you who have made disparaging remarks about what Sheila Jackson Lee has had to say, will find that the joke is on you when you read what the link below has to say under the subtitle heading JURISDICTION. The question that would then be of interest is whether or not you have any sense of decency to apologize for your moronic comments -

    IF YOU WANT YOUR ‘LIBERTY’ YOU HAD BETTER UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS

    QUICK LINK GUIDE FOR RAPID UNDERSTANDING OF LIBERTY
    http://thereisnodebt.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/quick-link-guide-for-rapid-understanding-of-liberty/

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