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Mr. Ed Goes to Ukraine

Home - by - March 2, 2014 - 18:31 America/New_York - 23 Comments

BREAKING: Secretary of State John Kerry headed to Ukraine for talks

Let’s watch him fuck this up.

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  1. Groucho Marxist

    March 2nd, 2014

    Think of the carbon foot print…

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  2. Harry Dangle

    March 2nd, 2014

    No doubt he’s going to alert them to the horrors of global warming and evil fossil fuels.

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  3. Stirrin the BS

    March 2nd, 2014

    Putin is peeing in his pants at the thought – not from fear, but from laughter.

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  4. Doc

    March 2nd, 2014

    Like every one else in that entire administration he could fuck up an anvil!

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  5. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    March 2nd, 2014

    So…..who in the hell is he going to talk to in the Ukraine?

    I mean, President Yanni is in Russia. So is puppetmaster Putin.

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  6. marleenna1959

    March 2nd, 2014

    Why does he have to go there to tell them to surrender?

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  7. Dumb Ass LIberal

    March 2nd, 2014

    “Like every one else in that entire administration he could fuck up an anvil”
    With a garden hose. And if he can’t, he’ll hang himself over it with the hose and shit on it.

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  8. Buffalobob.

    March 2nd, 2014

    I wonder just how much we the taxpayers have to pay to have a Farrier accompany him on these tips?

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  9. MaryfromMarin

    March 2nd, 2014

    Personally, I think Kerry’s a little tall to play Chamberlain, but there’s always the old “willing suspension of disbelief”. Democrat voters fall for that in droves.

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  10. carter

    March 2nd, 2014

    Baghdad John – leading from the rear, for his rear, by his rear, because he is a horse’s ass.

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  11. MilitantFenwick

    March 2nd, 2014

    Unfortunately for Kerry, every Cossack is born knowing how to master a horse.

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  12. Dumbplumber

    March 2nd, 2014

    Now let me get this straight. This administration can’t manage Obamacare, but it is going to straighten out Mr. Putin, about who’s going to be in charge of the Ukraine!

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  13. Czar of Defenestration

    March 2nd, 2014

    They shoulda sent Wilbur Post.

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  14. jclady

    March 2nd, 2014

    Best line I’ve heard over the past few days:

    After Obama said there would be “costs” realted to
    Russia invading Ukraine, Putin was rushed to the hospital.

    Seems he tore his diaphragm from laughing so hard!

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  15. SarcastaBalls

    March 2nd, 2014

    What time does he land there? I figure 1 hour later missles ought to be headed this way…

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  16. xiphos

    March 2nd, 2014

    Not stopping for a rest from his Cambodian adventure? Send Mr. Ed. At least he has some horse sense.

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  17. TheBigOwe

    March 2nd, 2014

    During Mr. Ed’s softball game this morning on Meet Obama’s Press, he threw down the gauntlet.
    During the game with David Gregory, Mr. Ed:

    1. Pronounced Crimea, Yanukovych, and Kiev three different ways. On Yanukovych, he added “non” in the middle of name twice.
    2. Spit out “The Obama” declaration of doing nothing when he said: Let me be clear.
    2b.According to Kerry, the US, Obama, is standing with the international community. Oh-kay, now what?
    One last thing, Mr. Ed and the black mayor of Baltimore both insinuated that it is bad for the U.S. to show strength in the world. I say black because she is DEFINITELY part of “TheCommunity” where nuts of all sexes, races, etc live. It’s better there than in the real world.

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  18. old_oaks

    March 2nd, 2014

    New bumper sticker.

    Putin > Obama

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  19. Houston

    March 2nd, 2014

    I just got breaking news! We’re safe, Kerry isn’t really going to say anything, they’re just going to rub peanut butter on his gums so he moves his mouth like he’s talking.

    Thanks be to God. That was a close one!

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  20. Toenex

    March 2nd, 2014

    Can we leave the horse in the barn on this one?

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  21. AvgDude

    March 2nd, 2014

    Is he gonna ride in like “Jenjus” Kahn?

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  22. LadyGun12

    March 3rd, 2014

    Ukraine, will you please keep him?

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  23. Corny

    March 3rd, 2014

    You can never say it can’t get any worse with this administration.

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