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Players of Iran's women national football team

Iranian Women Soccer Team Has Jock Itch

Officials suspect them of being dudes with mental illness.

Telegraph

The country’s football governing body is bringing in the random checks after it was revealed that several leading players – including four in the national women’s team – were either men who had not completed sex change operations, or were suffering from sexual development disorders.

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  1. D B Cooper

    February 8th, 2014

    Dude where’s my Tegrin ?

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  2. D B Cooper

    February 8th, 2014

    Mean to say

    Dude where’s my Ting ?

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  3. Moxie Man

    February 8th, 2014

    You gotta have some serious mental illness to WANT to become a woman in Muzzyville.

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  4. Stirrin the BS

    February 8th, 2014

    I thought this was a joke, until I read the article. Damn!

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 8th, 2014

    And that’s how they think they’re going to conquer the west? With Obama techniques?

    ValJar notwithstanding, Iranian (Persian) women tend to be, by western standards, quite good looking. So those dudes must be some kind of last-chance rejects.

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  6. kerry walsh

    February 8th, 2014

    damn reminds me that i forgot to watch the iranian beach volleyball team

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  7. Pogosticks

    February 8th, 2014

    We need to send “Bubba The Love Sponge” Clinton & “Bend Over Oh – Baa – Maa” Goat – Obama, to perform those examinations.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 8th, 2014

    Why don’t they stay dudes and move to Seattle.

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  9. Major Mal Function

    February 8th, 2014

    The 6 inch beards should have been the first clue.

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  10. Glock 10mm

    February 8th, 2014

    Now they can have their dick and eat it too without penalty from the religion of tolerance.

    I have a question regarding this practice. In Afghanistan on Thursdays, it is perfectly legitimate to rape young men who are forced to dress up in women’s garb since Allah is off damning people to hell, accounting or whatever he does on Thursdays. Will it be any more palatable to these perverts?

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