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  1. bitterclinger

    February 5th, 2014

    “Mom Jeans”

    Radically comfortable.

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  2. PJ

    February 5th, 2014

    Sorry, but I doubt the Medicaid population could fit in these jeans.

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 5th, 2014

    What’re you looking down here for?
    The joke’s in your insurance portfolio.

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  4. bitterclinger

    February 5th, 2014

    “Wear ‘em if ya got ‘em.”

    Thanks to ObamaCare, you’ll be wearing a barrel soon.

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  5. bitterclinger

    February 5th, 2014

    Go ahead and laugh.

    Once you’re in the camps, these will be way too big.

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  6. even steven

    February 5th, 2014

    Obama loves his mom jeans. It’s like they were made for eunuchs.

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  7. Stirrin the BS

    February 5th, 2014

    Barry loves his comfy Mom jeans.

    He also loves it when you can’t keep your health plan.

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  8. Stirrin the BS

    February 5th, 2014

    @even steven – ya beat me to it.

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  9. Stirrin the BS

    February 5th, 2014

    You can add: #Lose the Plan by March 31st

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  10. TheBigOwe

    February 5th, 2014

    You too will ride high with your
    Barry Barely support Briefs, courtesy of Obamacare.

    With BBB’s, you too can have the confidence to use the world as your toilet like our glorious leader!

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    Buy health insurance and someday you may be healthy enough to wear president Obama’s Mom Jeans™ too!

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  12. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom Jeans.
    If they’re good enough for the president, they’re
    good enough for you, too.

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  13. Menderman

    February 5th, 2014

    Official pants of Presidential Pitchers since 2008.

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  14. KMM

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves her comfy jeans but she’d love to have a job even more.

    Butt-size inequality must be stopped.

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  15. OID

    February 5th, 2014

    “I wish I could fit in these!!!”, said Michelle Obama.

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  16. reddecaesari

    February 5th, 2014

    camel toe removals also covered under obamacare.

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  17. Menderman

    February 5th, 2014

    WARNING: These pant will not fit cissexual men!

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  18. Menderman

    February 5th, 2014

    New improved Mom Jeans with anti twerking technology sewn in!

    Thumb up +7

     
  19. Milwaukee Mike

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves Obamacare because of her ever tightening waistline and budget, everybody is getting jeans like these from now on.

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  20. Corky

    February 5th, 2014

    Put on your “big girl” pants and get a job ( you too, Barry)!

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  21. UNCLE KINK

    February 5th, 2014

    My mommy thinks Obama sucks.

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  22. Czar of Defenestration

    February 5th, 2014

    I’m not great at text, but…
    …anybody wanna take a stab at what the “subliminal seduction” intent is of those queer wrinkles/bumps in the jeans mean?

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  23. dude

    February 5th, 2014

    Pajama boy always gets his jammies bunched up when he puts on his big boy jeans over them.

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  24. Ted Nougat

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves her comfy jeans. Men love staring at the camel toe she has when she wears them. Some things that seem like a good fit at first are unflattering to us in the end.

    Repeal Obamacare.

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  25. Uncle Al

    February 5th, 2014

    The govt likes to present a “feel-good” image.

    The govt also likes it when its subjects don’t see past the facade to the ugly despotism.

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  26. Tim

    February 5th, 2014

    “Obama loves his comfy jeans …

    especially when Reggie rips em off with his teeth!”

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  27. Czar of Defenestration

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves her comfy jeans.
    She’ll also love it when you
    move out of the basement and
    earn your own way in life.

    #GrowUpDamnIt

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  28. Stirrin the BS

    February 5th, 2014

    @Czar – I don’t know about the bottom wrinkle, but the top wrinkle is his pen, and the phone is in his back pocket.

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  29. Jerry Manderin

    February 5th, 2014

    “Let’s Move” in these mom jeans!

    ‘Cos Michelle Obama sure as hell never will.

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  30. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    “Leave them breathless
    in your
    Ben Ghazi Jeans.”

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  31. 99th Squad Leader

    February 5th, 2014

    “Mom loves her comfy jeans.

    She’ll be sharing those jeans
    with you thanks to Obamacare.”

    “#Uncovered after March 31″

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  32. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    What difference do these jeans make?

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  33. dude

    February 5th, 2014

    Penis pumps are now covered under obamacare

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  34. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom still thinks her ass will fit in these comfy jeans.

    Mom also thinks that ObamaCare is a good idea.

    #delusionalmom

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  35. 99th Squad Leader

    February 5th, 2014

    “Mom loves her comfy jeans.

    She’s not comfortable paying
    healthcare for a 26yr. old.”

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  36. Ten-Ten

    February 5th, 2014

    GOP Jeans- No room for balls.

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  37. 99th Squad Leader

    February 5th, 2014

    The left’s dream for the future when everyone is broke trying to live with Obamacare.

    #TravelingMomJeans

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  38. Geri

    February 5th, 2014

    Even folks who wear creepy ass cracka britches need Obamacare! Call us now at 1-800-DUM-SUKA!!!!

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  39. GruntOfMonteCristo

    February 5th, 2014

    You think losing your health insurance was bad.

    Wait ’til you have buy jeans on the black market.

    #GetCovered by March 31st.
    …or else, Comrade.

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  40. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    Scandal Jeans.
    Get one free with an Obamacare purchase

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  41. Fabian Capitalist

    February 5th, 2014

    Why are you staring at my mom’s camel toe? Eeew! You sick fuck!

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  42. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom was always disappointed in you.
    Why would buying Obamacare change that?

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  43. Diogenes

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves her comfy jeans.
    They give her that shapely Barry Ass..

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  44. old_oaks

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom’s jeans serve only one purpose.

    To cover up the gut her spineless uninsured kid gave her.

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  45. Horrorman18

    February 5th, 2014

    When subsidized healthcare makes you happy
    then suddenly Mom Jeans look pretty snappy

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  46. Horrorman18

    February 5th, 2014

    Your mom loves her jeans
    Don’t make her take the step
    below to sweatpants

    Sign up at Healthcare.gov

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  47. Eleanor in Hell

    February 5th, 2014

    There’s Obama’s pen…where’s his phone? :eek:

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  48. TheBigOwe

    February 5th, 2014

    Worried about offending the masses?
    With a flat front and flat backside, the Moose Mansuit will give you that moderate feel that lets others know you’re in the world, but can use both bathrooms when nature calls.

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  49. illustr8r

    February 5th, 2014

    Waste High Mom Jeans

    The perfect fit for Government HealthCare.

    #NotCovered

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  50. illustr8r

    February 5th, 2014

    The only thing Obama has in common with the 1980′s are the waist high Mom Jeans.

    Hide your muffin top behind stacks of healthcare paperwork

    #NotCovered

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  51. cfm990

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom jeans.
    Cause dad’s genes are still a mystery.

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  52. majorityofone

    February 5th, 2014

    Don’t like camel toes?

    Cram Moochell into a pair of these and you can have a buffalo hoof.

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  53. Joey Biden

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves her comfy jeans.

    I would slap that monkey! If ya get my drift!

    (*wink, wink*)

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  54. Hedgehog

    February 5th, 2014

    Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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  55. Jethro

    February 5th, 2014

    Go ahead – hit on Mom.
    Her birth control is covered.

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  56. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 5th, 2014

    These jeans cover more than obamacare does.

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  57. Lazlo

    February 5th, 2014

    Mom loves her Comfy Jeans
    She wonders how her new Dick is going to look in them,

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  58. beachmom

    February 6th, 2014

    Mom loves her comfy jeans. Obama loves his comfy mom jeans. Especially when he rides his girl bike wearing his wittle helmet.

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  59. GregMan

    February 6th, 2014

    Do you suffer from Pencil Dick?

    ObammyCare covers that!

    #GetItReInflated

    HealthCare.gov/PencilDick

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  60. Ding Fryzerdun (formerly muddjuice)

    February 6th, 2014

    “If Hitler wore jeans, they’d look like this…”

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  61. Ding Fryzerdun (formerly muddjuice)

    February 6th, 2014

    “Even dictators have casual Fridays…”

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  62. Ding Fryzerdun (formerly muddjuice)

    February 6th, 2014

    “My mom loves her country, that’s why she hates Obama…”

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  63. Ding Fryzerdun (formerly muddjuice)

    February 6th, 2014

    “White House approved bike riding apparel…”

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