Home - by BigFurHat - February 5, 2014 - 15:49 America/New_York - 63 Comments
They took out all the type so we could design our own ad.
Anyone want to take a crack at some copy writing?
Thank you to the Looking Spoon
February 5th, 2014
Sorry, but I doubt the Medicaid population could fit in these jeans.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
What’re you looking down here for?
The joke’s in your insurance portfolio.
“Wear ‘em if ya got ‘em.”
Thanks to ObamaCare, you’ll be wearing a barrel soon.
Go ahead and laugh.
Once you’re in the camps, these will be way too big.
Obama loves his mom jeans. It’s like they were made for eunuchs.
Stirrin the BS
Barry loves his comfy Mom jeans.
He also loves it when you can’t keep your health plan.
@even steven – ya beat me to it.
You can add: #Lose the Plan by March 31st
You too will ride high with your
Barry Barely support Briefs, courtesy of Obamacare.
With BBB’s, you too can have the confidence to use the world as your toilet like our glorious leader!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Buy health insurance and someday you may be healthy enough to wear president Obama’s Mom Jeans™ too!
If they’re good enough for the president, they’re
good enough for you, too.
Official pants of Presidential Pitchers since 2008.
Mom loves her comfy jeans but she’d love to have a job even more.
Butt-size inequality must be stopped.
“I wish I could fit in these!!!”, said Michelle Obama.
camel toe removals also covered under obamacare.
WARNING: These pant will not fit cissexual men!
New improved Mom Jeans with anti twerking technology sewn in!
Mom loves Obamacare because of her ever tightening waistline and budget, everybody is getting jeans like these from now on.
Put on your “big girl” pants and get a job ( you too, Barry)!
My mommy thinks Obama sucks.
Czar of Defenestration
I’m not great at text, but…
…anybody wanna take a stab at what the “subliminal seduction” intent is of those queer wrinkles/bumps in the jeans mean?
Pajama boy always gets his jammies bunched up when he puts on his big boy jeans over them.
Mom loves her comfy jeans. Men love staring at the camel toe she has when she wears them. Some things that seem like a good fit at first are unflattering to us in the end.
The govt likes to present a “feel-good” image.
The govt also likes it when its subjects don’t see past the facade to the ugly despotism.
“Obama loves his comfy jeans …
especially when Reggie rips em off with his teeth!”
Mom loves her comfy jeans.
She’ll also love it when you
move out of the basement and
earn your own way in life.
@Czar – I don’t know about the bottom wrinkle, but the top wrinkle is his pen, and the phone is in his back pocket.
“Let’s Move” in these mom jeans!
‘Cos Michelle Obama sure as hell never will.
“Leave them breathless
Ben Ghazi Jeans.”
99th Squad Leader
“Mom loves her comfy jeans.
She’ll be sharing those jeans
with you thanks to Obamacare.”
“#Uncovered after March 31″
What difference do these jeans make?
Penis pumps are now covered under obamacare
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
Mom still thinks her ass will fit in these comfy jeans.
Mom also thinks that ObamaCare is a good idea.
She’s not comfortable paying
healthcare for a 26yr. old.”
GOP Jeans- No room for balls.
The left’s dream for the future when everyone is broke trying to live with Obamacare.
Even folks who wear creepy ass cracka britches need Obamacare! Call us now at 1-800-DUM-SUKA!!!!
You think losing your health insurance was bad.
Wait ’til you have buy jeans on the black market.
#GetCovered by March 31st.
…or else, Comrade.
Get one free with an Obamacare purchase
Why are you staring at my mom’s camel toe? Eeew! You sick fuck!
Mom was always disappointed in you.
Why would buying Obamacare change that?
Mom loves her comfy jeans.
They give her that shapely Barry Ass..
Mom’s jeans serve only one purpose.
To cover up the gut her spineless uninsured kid gave her.
When subsidized healthcare makes you happy
then suddenly Mom Jeans look pretty snappy
Your mom loves her jeans
Don’t make her take the step
below to sweatpants
Sign up at Healthcare.gov
Eleanor in Hell
There’s Obama’s pen…where’s his phone?
Worried about offending the masses?
With a flat front and flat backside, the Moose Mansuit will give you that moderate feel that lets others know you’re in the world, but can use both bathrooms when nature calls.
Waste High Mom Jeans
The perfect fit for Government HealthCare.
The only thing Obama has in common with the 1980′s are the waist high Mom Jeans.
Hide your muffin top behind stacks of healthcare paperwork
Cause dad’s genes are still a mystery.
Don’t like camel toes?
Cram Moochell into a pair of these and you can have a buffalo hoof.
Mom loves her comfy jeans.
I would slap that monkey! If ya get my drift!
Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Go ahead – hit on Mom.
Her birth control is covered.
These jeans cover more than obamacare does.
Mom loves her Comfy Jeans
She wonders how her new Dick is going to look in them,
February 6th, 2014
Mom loves her comfy jeans. Obama loves his comfy mom jeans. Especially when he rides his girl bike wearing his wittle helmet.
Do you suffer from Pencil Dick?
ObammyCare covers that!
Ding Fryzerdun (formerly muddjuice)
“If Hitler wore jeans, they’d look like this…”
“Even dictators have casual Fridays…”
“My mom loves her country, that’s why she hates Obama…”
“White House approved bike riding apparel…”
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