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Think Blacks Aren’t Racist?

Home - by - November 9, 2013 - 14:58 America/New_York - 30 Comments

A white guy ran for office, with views that normally couldn’t win in his district, and emerges victorious.
How?
He pretended to be black.

» 30 Comments

  1. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    November 9th, 2013

    From what I read, he didn’t ‘pretend’ to be melatonally-challenged, he just put pictures of people who have African ancestral features on his mailers. He didn’t claim he was one of them.

    OTOH, if they voted for him because they thought he was black, then they are the Ray-cysts.

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  2. AvgDude

    November 9th, 2013

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!… Idiots.

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  3. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    November 9th, 2013

    btw, this sounds like its right out of a demonRAT playbook.

    So, quitcherbitchin RATs.

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  4. Jimbo

    November 9th, 2013

    Excellent!
    Blacks, as a group, are as mentally retarded are they are greedy and racist.
    Screw ‘em!

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  5. giamby

    November 9th, 2013

    Pure, unadulterated awesomeness! What an idea! He beat those fucks at their own game.

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  6. KMM (CT)

    November 9th, 2013

    For any who wish to cry out “not fair” please note the fake Libertarian candidate in VA. Blacks racist? Hell yeah for most, IMO. Progressives too….racist.

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  7. Chuck O

    November 9th, 2013

    Think next time they’ll look at where the candidate stands on the issues instead of perceived skin tone? Nah, I don’t think so either.

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  8. Moe Tom

    November 9th, 2013

    That is flippin’ hillarious. “Endorsed by Don Wilson. No, No, not him, my cousin Donney.”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHoleEEEEEEEshit!

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  9. Rio

    November 9th, 2013

    Per Bruce Wilson:

    “I don’t think it’s good for democracy and the whole concept of fair play.”

    Wonder if Mr. Wilson even gets the message here. That blacks over whelming vote according to skin color.

    Does he consider THAT good for democracy?
    And isn’t his skin color what’s kept him in office for twenty four years.

    Let’s hear more about your ‘Fair Play’ and your intentions Mr. Wilson.

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  10. majorityofone

    November 9th, 2013

    I think it’s great and if the lofo voters don’t like it maybe they will become informed next time.

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  11. BigFurHat

    November 9th, 2013

    Ted “Blackie” Cruz for President!!!

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  12. Tim

    November 9th, 2013

    Can’t see where he crossed any line.

    It ain’t like he said: “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. PERIOD!”

    He just put out flyers with happy negroes on em and let the electorate’s racism take care of the rest.

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  13. marcus t. cicero

    November 9th, 2013

    Darn funny, I laugh so hard dropped my Sharpton!!!

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  14. Moe Tom

    November 9th, 2013

    Rio. “You talken’ ta me?” Bruce Austin.

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  15. Rio

    November 9th, 2013

    Moe Tom.

    Sorry bout the typo…

    it was intended for Bruce Austin

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  16. Groucho Marxist

    November 9th, 2013

    Playin’ to the Lofo’s

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  17. Czar of Defenestration

    November 9th, 2013

    Exactly what ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ says…WHERE’S THE “CON”?!?
    He didn’t “imply” it; that’s the MEDIA’S SMEAR!

    Furthermore, his opponent, Mr. Austin,
    *is* Black (sorta), so,
    how can RAAAAAAAACISM be to blame…and then, WHY just for the winner?!?

    All Wilson did was to APPEAL TO THE VOTERS.
    And he did a good enough job.

    SO MUCH SCADENFREUDE, so little popcorn!!!

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  18. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 9th, 2013

    Wonder if I could do that to unseat Alcee F. Hastings?

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  19. Czar of Defenestration

    November 9th, 2013

    Boobie, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE do!!!
    I’ll even vote 12 times for ya…BRO’!

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  20. Name Redacted™

    November 9th, 2013

    What do you mean, Fur, Ted Cruz isn’t black, he’s Mexican!

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  21. sTevo

    November 9th, 2013

    Dave Wilson is my newest hero.

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  22. Cynic

    November 9th, 2013

    Some Republican needs to change his name to De’Ante Washington and run for president.

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  23. Joe

    November 9th, 2013

    This really made my day! Congrats, Mr. Wilson. All my admiration!!!

    Now does Ted Cruz’ middle initial “A” stand for Alphonso? If so, I’s votin’ for ‘im, Black, White, Mexican, Asian. Don’t matter. Solid conservative all that matters.

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  24. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    November 9th, 2013

    Run Trayvon Cruz! Run!

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  25. Michael Collins, Esq.

    November 9th, 2013

    An effective use of snail mail.

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  26. Hambone

    November 9th, 2013

    Tyrone Cruz and Sherkeitha Palin in 2016!

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  27. Germicide Jones

    November 9th, 2013

    Yous all rayciss.

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  28. even steven

    November 9th, 2013

    That’s pronounced Germ-iss-id-dee with the accent on iss, right?

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  29. Dumb Ass Liberal

    November 10th, 2013

    Racist? Probably. Stupid? Definitely.

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  30. ironyCurtain

    November 10th, 2013

    So let me get this straight:

    He sends flyers to racists who’s only criteria in voting is skin color. The flyer depicts only people with the same skin color as the racists voters because they can’t tolerate seeing even one picture of a person who looks different.

    And HE’s the racist?

    The same media that is astonished here would be the first to call him “un-inclusive” if he sent out flyers that did not “reflect the community.”

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