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What about a sprained irony muscle? Is that covered?

The lonely girl

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  1. Anonymous

    October 29th, 2013

    There are the first signs of Eau du Mussollini in the air !

    Can you smell that Hope ??!!!!

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  2. Calmelennie

    October 29th, 2013

    O-gnostic

    One who is beginning to harbor doubts about the Divinity of The One. Left untreated this condition can result in O-theism

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  3. thirdtwin

    October 29th, 2013

    Yeah, Boy George feels your pain honey…

    “I know all there is to know about the crying game
    I’ve had my share of the crying game

    First there are kisses, then there are sighs
    And then before you know where you are
    You’re sayin’ goodbye

    One day soon I’m gonna tell the moon about the crying game
    And if he knows maybe he’ll explain

    Why there are heartaches, why there are tears
    And what to do to stop feeling blue
    When love disappears

    I know all there is to know about the crying game
    I’ve had my share of the crying game…”

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  4. Corky

    October 29th, 2013

    Are there antiobamiotics for this?? Yep, the super power called Common Sense.

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  5. old_oaks

    October 29th, 2013

    Foster is my current rep, they let the schmuck back in after his ass was handed to him in 2010 by REDRAWING the fcuking district!

    My district was once full of similar people like me, now it’s all illegals and blacks and solidly Demofcuk!

    HOWEVER, I’ve been bending Mr. Foster’s ear quite a bit, holding him accountable, demanding answers, etc. He, strangely enough, actually comes back with well thought out and personalized answers. No form letter to send to the single Tea Party dolt in his district, he’s actually winning me over by being engaged.

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  6. Lowell

    October 29th, 2013

    This graphic is beautiful! I’ve cross posted this (intact) to show exactly the powerful insight of our host here.

    Well done Fur!

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  7. MM

    October 29th, 2013

    “I’m still a democrat” Yeah, that makes a lot of sense lady. Lied to like you’re nothing more than a whore and you keep coming back.

    Liberalism truly is a mental disorder.

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  8. Tim

    October 29th, 2013

    Fat lot of good it does the sheeple once they’re in the slaughter chute.

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  9. TheFineReport.com

    October 29th, 2013

    People this pathetic will never cop to being that wrong. The new mantra that will originate at the commie factory at Harvard and disseminated by the NY Times — and then the rest of the ‘news’ media will be, “Right idea, wrong candidate.”

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  10. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 29th, 2013

    So basically, she ate shit because she thought it was good for her, then she realized it tasted bad and was unhealthy, but she’s still not ready to toss the rest of it out of the fridge?

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  11. OldGal46

    October 29th, 2013

    MJA–perfect analogy!!!

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  12. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 29th, 2013

    Thank you. *curtsies* lol

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  13. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 29th, 2013

    Klinkhamer says she is still a Democrat and believes in “health care for all…”

    And feminists wonder why women get abused and humiliated by someone dominant but continue to lick their boots and believe in what they say.

    Well, there it is N.O.W.! There is your answer as to why some women LIKE the abuse and humiliation and domination! They must enjoy being this stupid. The proof is right in front of their faces and they refuse to even acknowledge its existence. They will continue to kowtow for every liberal shibboleth regardless of how much misery is causes them.

    And the worst part is, they (and you N.O.W.) actually believe they are strong women and a role model for young girls. Bullshit! They are nothing more than socialist ass-kissers.

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 29th, 2013

    @TheFineReport — Exactly. When this version of socialism fails, it will not be the fault of the plan, but someone who did not implement it properly.

    But the problem the liberals have is that they can’t say Obama is wrong. He’s black, after all. So it has to be someone that Obama/Jarrett can throw under the bus, safely, with no repercussions to them. Sibelius? Maybe. It is her website. Selling that the failure is the fault of the Republicans is not as easy as they think. Sure, Krugman tried to wend his way to that conclusion with a torturous maze of supposition of innuendo. However, it is difficult to dispute the political chicanery by the democrats to get it passed and the 100% lack of support from the Republicans.

    Heads will roll. I’m just pretty sure it won’t be Obama’s.

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  15. Blink

    October 29th, 2013

    Susie K voted for it before she voted against it.

    She seems to be having the same thoughts suicide jumpers have that first half second after leaping from the bridge. WTH have I done, why did I believe them ? Oh wait, I have time to text in one last vote of confidence before I hit the ground.

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  16. ironyCurtain

    October 29th, 2013

    My Irony muscle is just fine, thank you.

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  17. whitebait

    October 29th, 2013

    ya might wanna try some “Blue Ointment”.

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  18. Hambone

    October 30th, 2013

    Nothing is more pathetic than someone thinking they are being made love to while they’re being raped!

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