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According to National Geographic in 2050 the Average American Will Look a Bit Like This

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The look is fine. I care more about how the average American will think in 2050.

It’s inevitable. And they’re ready for it. -

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  1. Don't think so

    October 8th, 2013

    Maybe progressives will have mixed race kids. But no one I know would.

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  2. Eleanor in Hell

    October 8th, 2013

    Damn, she snagged the Debbie Wasserman Schultz gene.
    :-(

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  3. F.D.R. in Hell

    October 8th, 2013

    Where’d the Errol Flynn mustache come from? :evil:

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  4. Name Redacted™

    October 8th, 2013

    Like a cat?

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  5. Eleanor in Hell

    October 8th, 2013

    Thanks you, BFH for choosing that one from the NG quartet.

    Trayvon Martin VIII and Cher Su-Wong are best left unseen.

    The first one is… well, Franklin says I don’t have much room to criticize her. ;-)

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  6. scribble

    October 8th, 2013

    No men?

    Or is that what a man/metrosexual will look like in 2050?

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  7. BigFurHat

    October 8th, 2013

    There are no mixed race conservative couples?
    Clarence Thomas is as conservative as they come. His wife is white.

    Deneen Borelli is a staunch conservative, Her husband is white.

    Mary Matalin is a conservative and she married out of her species. She married a snake.

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  8. norman einstein

    October 8th, 2013

    Another hoax.
    I know this because Bob Geldof said humans will all be dead by 2030.

    That specimen looks like a freaking alien.

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  9. scribble

    October 8th, 2013

    The wonderful Mia Love also has a mixed family – her husband is white – and Mormon!

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    October 8th, 2013

    Only the blind will have sex and reproduce after people get National Geographically ugly. Why don’t they just commit suicide now and get it over with?

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  11. Anonymous

    October 8th, 2013

    Name 100 conservative mix race

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  12. Unruly Refugee

    October 8th, 2013

    just remember where I’ve seen that face before — on a praymantis.

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  13. Major Mal Function

    October 8th, 2013

    We’re all mixed to some degree. Unless all your relatives have been boinking each other for the past 5000 years and found steady employment in the circus.

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  14. MaryfromMarin

    October 8th, 2013

    I see that lip augmentation will still be with us.

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  15. Moxie Man

    October 8th, 2013

    Nice to see Spoolies are back in style.

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  16. F.D.R. in Hell

    October 8th, 2013

    Hold the phone! I just read the NG article.

    Those are REAL people from the present,
    not CGI morphs. Norman Einstein is right.
    There won’t be anyone on Earth in 2050. :evil:

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  17. Jimbo

    October 8th, 2013

    So the average American will look ugly?
    Awesome!

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  18. RANDO

    October 8th, 2013

    When I was in Elementary School, they said that America was like a big melting pot.
    Presumably, this is what they meant: that due to racial mixing, people would trend towards a beige complexion, and that this is a good thing, or at least unavoidable.
    That was well before anyone heard the term Cultural Diversity.

    On the other hand, check the Half-White House.

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  19. Jeromebullister.org

    October 8th, 2013

    2000 years of mooselimb inbreeding mixed with 50 years of white fucking guilt.

    You go, national progressive-graphic.

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  20. ronterf

    October 8th, 2013

    Gosh those men are gonna be ugly.

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  21. J Frank Parnell

    October 8th, 2013

    So we’re all going to look Portugese?

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 8th, 2013

    Remember reggae star Yellowman*? Dat’s yellowbitch.

    *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFEWyyLEKgs#t=45
    .

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  23. hanoverfist

    October 8th, 2013

    Needs just a little more Korean in there for my taste.

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  24. the aardvark

    October 8th, 2013

    I’ll be 97 in 2050, God willing and I won’t look anything like that nor will any of my grandchildren if I have anything to say about it.

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  25. thirdtwin

    October 8th, 2013

    Hunh. I thought the new ideal was for minorities to propagate within tbeir communities, keeping their race, culture and language strong, yo? Does this mean that NG is dubious about the wonderful mosaic that is Multicultural Diversity? Because that pic looks like good, old-fashioned, Melting Pot to me.

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  26. Arlie

    October 8th, 2013

    Anyone remember the Racial Integrity Act of 1924?
    It was not overturned until 1967.

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  27. thirdtwin

    October 8th, 2013

    Don’t Think So, I am conservative, and I have three half-Chinese & half-white kids. I can guarantee you they will not be knee-jerk progs. If “mixed race” meant only “single, white woman knocked up by a black loser”, you might be in the ballpark. But there is much more going on in the realm of mixed race relationships than that.

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  28. thirdtwin

    October 8th, 2013

    Arlie, I bet it wouldn’t have been overturned without Republican votes to defeat southern Democrats. Just a guess.

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  29. Unruly Refugee

    October 8th, 2013

    Just because National Geographic staff all have herpes and no soul, doesn’t mean the rest of us will look like that.

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  30. thirdtwin

    October 8th, 2013

    FDR in Hell, Barky sports one of those ‘staches sometimes, when he wants to feel tough and menacing.

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  31. Johnny Freedom

    October 8th, 2013

    She’s purdy. Of course, NG is trying to be SHOCKING. Oh for the old days when NG actually reported science in details beyond the 4th grade level.

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  32. Goldenfoxx

    October 8th, 2013

    Happy that I won’t be around to see it.

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  33. mickey_moussaoui

    October 8th, 2013

    would that be an example of a male, female or other?

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  34. harbqll

    October 8th, 2013

    Is this the same National Goegraphic that said sea levels would rise by 10 feet by 2010?

    Just checking.

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  35. AvgDude

    October 8th, 2013

    By 2050, the average American will think the following equation is valid:

    2 + 2 = gimme all yo’ money mathahfackah!!!

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  36. RosalindJ

    October 8th, 2013

    At least it’s not “The Lathe of Heaven” imagery. I liked the book. When the movie came out, the scene where the character’s dream of a true global racial blend came true had all the people looking dusky ill.

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  37. Mr.Gates

    October 8th, 2013

    I don’t think they got it right. Nature seeks a balance. That extremely narrow jaw is nearly off the chart. We won’t all be eating bird seed and even vegetarians have to chew.

    Cosmetics are distorting the look.

    Plus, with the Earth fully under water, she’d have fins.

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  38. Carlos The Jackal

    October 8th, 2013

    Guess we white folks will just have to keep going to the beach for a tan…

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  39. theAcefromSpace

    October 8th, 2013

    I she related to Scut Farkus? Cuz she has yellow eyes, I swear to God- yellow eyes!

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  40. John Wilson

    October 8th, 2013

    By 2050, there won’t be a National Geographic!

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  41. Tony R

    October 8th, 2013

    Based on recent trends, by 2050 the average american will be 5′-3″ tall, 265#, and will have the last name of Hernandez.

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  42. THINK SO

    October 21st, 2013

    “Don’t think so
    October 8th, 2013
    Maybe progressives will have mixed race kids. But no one I know would.”

    Yeah, well your bastard kid definitely will.

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  43. holla367

    October 22nd, 2013

    It was bound to happen, and you can’t stop it, being white is recessive, and people will always get darker over time, so it was going to happen sooner or later. They’re going to be ugly because they don’t look European anymore lmao…That’s funny, they’re going to be beautiful just like my people.

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