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This contest is closed.

We gotta tell you the truth. In the future, when we get on the phone to book our judges, it is vitally important we not be on a cell phone… in a convertible… with the radio on. We clearly said, “get us Scott Baio.” But nevertheless, we are proud to present to you, this week’s judge, IOWAHAWK!

iowahawk

This week’s prize is ironic. It’s a hand-painted curtain emblazoned with the iOWNTHEWORLD logo. This curtain was stenciled (and will be hand-signed to the winner) by the creator of our logo, Irony Curtain. The curtain is standard bathroom window size. It was stitched, and ready for your rod, by Mrs. Curtain.TheIronyCurtain1

Here’s the game. We’re going to go classic with this one. This is One Letter Change Movies.

Take a well known movie, change only one letter to make an entirely new title, and give a one or two sentence blurb describing this new movie (with references to the old one.) Remember, less is more. Don’t have Iowahawk’s eyes glazing over with your manuscript.

Here’s a sample to get you started:

The Silence of the Lamps – Algore consults with Hannibal Lector in order to track down a serial killer with a dangerously huge carbon footprint.

Have fun.

UPDATE: AGAIN. NO THUMBING!

» 515 Comments

  1. Darth Nixon

    April 1st, 2010

    Piddler on the Roof: Barney Frank’s documentary about his favorite “water sports.”

    Thumb up +8

     
  2. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    Done With The Wind.
    How alternative energy bankrupted the nation

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  3. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    Daddy Shack
    How Obamas policies are lowering the standard of living

    Thumb up +3

     
  4. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    The Zen Commandments.
    A leftarded look at how we can achieve world peace.
    aka
    A hug a day keeps jihads away.

    Thumb up +4

     
  5. niteowl

    April 1st, 2010

    Ferris Bueller’s Pay Off

    A slacker student cuts classes to campaign for Obama, and is rewarded with a college education forcibly extracted from unwilling taxpayers.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +22

     
  6. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    Lazing Saddles.
    Too lazy to work. A gang of entitlement types,nearly ruins a small western town.

    Thumb up +6

     
  7. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    Brokeback Fountain.
    Gay cowboys engage in water sports

    Thumb up +2

     
  8. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    Independence Lay.
    The screwing of our nation by an alien.

    Thumb up +6

     
  9. cfm990

    April 1st, 2010

    That Is All.

    Thumb up -1

     
  10. iOTW fan

    April 1st, 2010

    The Fucket List
    In an adventure defying common sense, Joe Biden and friends play white house together.
    Rated PG-13 for language.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +15

     
  11. iOTW fan

    April 1st, 2010

    The Princess Pride

    In this sinister fairy tale, Princess Buttertub (MO) and her Man (BHO) must overcome staggering hatred and arrogance to feign love of country.

    Thumb up +5

     
  12. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Legends Of The Fail
    Epic tale of lies, smears, and hidden truths by three networks, two cable stations and almost every newspaper in America.

    Thumb up +9

     
  13. rswannabe

    April 1st, 2010

    Hamburger Bill (Hamburger Hill)

    A journey of struggle and shady dealings as the Democrats try to successfully pass Health Care reform. They manage to barely pass it, but are the casualties and fatalities to the party actually worth it?

    Thumb up +4

     
  14. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    My Best Friend’s Bedding

    When a Man child gets elected President of The United States he enacts the long-time plan to destroy America by rewarding political cronies, corrupt banks, corporations and communist unions at the expense of the majority of Americans.

    Thumb up +2

     
  15. cakes

    April 1st, 2010

    Fury Duty (Jury Duty)
    The story of the Tea Party movement. Not a comedy. (neither was Jury Duty)

    Thumb up +3

     
  16. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Ghost Lusters”

    Instead of capturing Ghosts; The One, Nancy P and Dingy Harry, attempt to call back from Hell the Ghosts of Marx, Alinsky, Lenin et al.

    Thumb up +2

     
  17. cakes

    April 1st, 2010

    101 Malnations
    Obama’s views about America’s allies (until he took office)

    Thumb up +1

     
  18. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Craving Private Ryan- The story of congressman Barney Frank and his only love for the military

    Thumb up +9

     
  19. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Braining Day”

    The story of hired union thugs intimidating ordinary Americans.

    Thumb up +1

     
  20. cakes

    April 1st, 2010

    The Modfather
    The thuggery of the Godless Obama and his ‘family’.

    Thumb up +3

     
  21. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Tird Cage”

    Mispelled but no explanation needed.

    Thumb up +2

     
  22. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Ball Street- Barney Frank’s only effort to take on Wall Street

    Thumb up +3

     
  23. Saxindacity

    April 1st, 2010

    Mr Smite Goes To Washington
    A zany community organizer becomes president by promising to unite the country and hand out free stuff to anyone who votes for him – Instead, what they get is a daily dose of mayhem and bedlam.

    Thumb up +3

     
  24. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    The Two Jokes
    The prequel to Chinatown USA finds the two jokes Obama and Biden driving the final nail in the coffin of America by finishing the work of other Progressive Administrations.

    Thumb up +2

     
  25. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Shaving Private Ryan”

    Kevin Jennings as a Hardass Drill Sergeant.

    Thumb up +2

     
  26. Reiuxcat

    April 1st, 2010

    Mirth of a Nation

    Progressives have a grand old time living high off the taxpayers as the USA becomes another western hemisphere banana republic.

    Thumb up +1

     
  27. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Mentil- The story of a Jew trying to grasp why the jewish majority in America support the democrats

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  28. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    The Devil’s Advocates
    A bunch of lying lawyers that make up the democrat party make a bargain with Lucifer himself for power and money.

    Thumb up +3

     
  29. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Tombstoke
    When the flames of political dissent are fanned by the media.

    Thumb up +2

     
  30. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    The Oman
    An Anti-American bastard brings horror to the Untied States using the tactics of a literal Antichrist known as Saul Alinsky.

    Thumb up +4

     
  31. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Oh Brothel Where art Thou.
    Based on the Epic poem Homo’s Odyssey

    Thumb up +5

     
  32. m00pa

    April 1st, 2010

    “The African Queef” (Adventure) A nation-crippling boat captain and a progressive missionary…

    Thumb up +3

     
  33. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    The Shawskank Redemption
    How Mary Landrieu gave back the bribe.

    Thumb up +6

     
  34. Czar of Defenestration

    April 1st, 2010

    GIRTH OF A NATION
    The tale of an ever expanding Government

    JAWD
    The biography of William Jefferson Clinton as told by his – ahem – KneePals….

    THE GRADUITE
    A rollicking display of modern day college students and their literary abilities (a 2010 REMAKE OF: DED POETS SOCIETY)

    2011: A SPACE ODYSSEY
    The story of how far the Democrats in the House and Senate got their cans kicked in November

    Thumb up +4

     
  35. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Hairy Potter
    The Continuing series about a young Gorrilla Who for the first time in her life became proud enough of her country to plant a garden at The White House.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  36. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Avatard”

    The true story of liberal self-hating Greenies who think humans should be wiped from the face of the Earth.

    P.S. The only special effects in this one are the lies they tell.

    Thumb up +6

     
  37. Hanoverfist

    April 1st, 2010

    My wife as a dog

    The love story of Barack and Michell Obama.

    Thumb up +4

     
  38. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Yield of Dreams
    Obama hears a voice in a pot field tell him, “If you destroy them, utopia will come.” He interprets this message as instructions to destroy the dreams of all Americans and bring about a Communist Utopia.

    Thumb up +6

     
  39. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    The Satan Clause
    When Barry Obama puts on the suit, He finds out Mr. Soros had hidden a little clause in the contract.

    Thumb up +6

     
  40. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Boy Story”

    The story of a man-child, though specifically ill prepared, finds himself the leader of the free world, but if he gets his way it won’t be free for long.

    There’s no CGI that can pretty this one up folks.

    Thumb up +3

     
  41. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Scare Face”

    Nancy Pelosi’s Biopic

    Thumb up +7

     
  42. Reiuxcat

    April 1st, 2010

    The Lass Emperor

    The girly-man Obama thinks he’s president while his radical progressive czars and advisors destroy the country.

    Thumb up +6

     
  43. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    The Gotfather
    The Story of young Kenyan Barry Sotoreo’s journey to America and his Subsequent rise to power in Chicago.

    The Gotfather II
    Barry Obama moves his organized crime family to D.C. and forges a partnership with the Cuban Govt.

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  44. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Scabface
    When Botox injections go Bad.

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  45. Zonga

    April 1st, 2010

    There’s something about Harry

    Comedy. On the cook’s day off, Harry Reid makes a piece of toast that pops up with the image of Muhammad. A comedy of errors ensue until Harry is caught and put to death.

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  46. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    It’s a Wonderful Lie
    A story of Hope (and change) about a young Community Organizer and his plan to destroy the Evil Bankers and help a Bumbling old senator get his wings. Atta boy Teddy.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +20

     
  47. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    State Of Race
    The New York mob blames opposition to a communist take over on racism of the American people.

    Thumb up +4

     
  48. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Ok as fun as this is… Off to slave for the man ! Oh wait … I’m the man. Well , see you proletariat suckers later. I’m off to get rich off the backs of some poor black kid I never met. (Evil Laugh fades off into the distance)

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  49. Moe Tom

    April 1st, 2010

    The Story of O Gripping tale of sex,lies,and politics in modern America. One young man’s search for his identity (birth cert).

    Thumb up +1

     
  50. Zonga

    April 1st, 2010

    Edit
    There’s something about Hary.

    Thumb up +1

     
  51. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Petty Woman
    Obama hires an old prostitute he meets in congress named Nancy Pelosi.

    Thumb up +7

     
  52. tp

    April 1st, 2010

    Big Bomma’s House

    A community organizer goes undercover in a white house to create a nanny state.

    Thumb up +3

     
  53. steveegg

    April 1st, 2010

    Pump Fiction – A story of one President’s attempt make the asses, and the rest of the lives, of the people medieval while deluding them into believing they will be allowed to pump their own oil.

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  54. Czar of Defenestration

    April 1st, 2010

    THE STINK
    The tale of getting Obamacare passed with allusion to making sausages….

    MANIMAL HOUSE
    Autobiography of Barney Frank

    BILK (“Milk” as in Harvey…)
    Chicago on the Potomac

    THE GODBATHER
    Ann Coulter’s prophesy finally on the silver screen! See Muslim nations conquered and converted to Christianity…laugh at God’s snarkiness!

    FAHRENHEIT -451
    A documentary about the coming Global Ice Age

    SOCKO
    See Michael Moore biatch slapped in Central Park by roaming gangs of Free Marketers for 90 minutes of Schadenfreude. Squeal like a free range pig, Michael!

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  55. Loretta in Indiana

    April 1st, 2010

    Treed — A tale of woe and desperation as Hellcare finally catches up with a duped nation

    No spelling changes –
    Deliverance — November 2010

    Independence Day — November 2012

    Three Mules for Sister Sarah — What Sarah P. rides in the forthcoming blockbuster Independence Day
    (Mules / Jackasses — what’s the diff?)

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  56. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Fist Blood
    The story of Obama’s new perverted School Czar

    Thumb up +6

     
  57. Trollsmacker

    April 1st, 2010

    NEW GOON – Andy Stern(thug werewolf)Unionizes America with the help of his secret lover, the capitalist-sucking vampire Obama.

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  58. 365

    April 1st, 2010

    Caddy Snack
    Caddy Shank

    Tiger Woods shares sloppy seconds with his caddy.

    h/t cfm990

    Thumb up +1

     
  59. Bigun

    April 1st, 2010

    Open Rangle

    The story of a cowboy who forgot about income he gets from his spreads across the country while grazing at the public trough.

    Thumb up +2

     
  60. 1MadJack

    April 1st, 2010

    The Hating Game- (The Mating Game) The story of President Obama’s hate of tea partiers and his eventual self-implosion and destruction for not being able to defeat them.

    Thumb up +3

     
  61. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Vanilla Shy”

    The story of people afraid to question the current adminstration for fear of being labeled “racist”.

    Thumb up +7

     
  62. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Citizen Sane
    In an attempt to figure out the meaning of Obama’s words, Americans have flashbacks enough to unlock the riddle that HE LIES and boots him from office in 2012.

    Thumb up +3

     
  63. Five Words

    April 1st, 2010

    Nut Of Africa

    New film. Open auditions are being held at former ACORN headquarters all across the country during the month of April.

    Thumb up +2

     
  64. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Rape Fear
    A party of communist rapist stalks American families for their last dollar.

    Thumb up +3

     
  65. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    The Gamer
    Wealthy financiers get a thank you present from a “wayward brother” (was that racist?) Obama as he allows them to continue to UnEnron their balance sheets on the backs of the American people.

    Thumb up +1

     
  66. tp

    April 1st, 2010

    12 Donkeys – The White House Years (formerly 12 Monkeys)

    “Don’t mock me my friend. It’s a condition of mental divergence. I find myself, having been born in Hawaii and part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes of America. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless my Hawaiian birth is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?”

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  67. Bigun

    April 1st, 2010

    Babes in Boyland

    The story of a frequently visited congressional shower.

    Thumb up +6

     
  68. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Full Mental Jacket

    Its 2015 – America is about to win the war. One Marine doesn’t like it! He’s coming for us…on the short bus!

    * Modine was frilliant! – Ebert.

    Thumb up +5

     
  69. Will Profit

    April 1st, 2010

    Bo & Carol & Ted & Alice: When Senator Ted dies after a booze soaked sex romp with Code Pink activists Carol and Alice, his friend President Bo attempts to fullfill his dead friends death bed wish by turning the United States into a bankrupt Banana Republic.

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  70. iOTW fan

    April 1st, 2010

    Pain Man
    A drama directed by George Soros featuring Barack Obama as he inflicts misery on a nation.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  71. Hambone

    April 1st, 2010

    Animal Louse – Henry “The Weasel” Waxman plots with Dean Wormer to put all American CEO’s who tell the truth about ObamaCare’s real cost, on “super secret probation.”

    Thumb up +7

     
  72. Carbon Pootprint

    April 1st, 2010

    Last Auction Hero
    A young President throws away the rights of the American people for the highest bid from Unions, Pharma, Insurance companies and Wall Street Bankers.

    Thumb up +8

     
  73. Dan Ryan Galt

    April 1st, 2010

    Vice Station Zebra: The story of a corrupt bi-racial President trying to bring down a nation.

    Hat tip to George Jefferson for making it alright to insult multi-racial folks. At least that’s what I took from it.

    Thumb up +2

     
  74. McHugeLarge

    April 1st, 2010

    Animal Fart
    The edge of your seat reenactment of Nancy Pelosi’s aromatherapy sessions.

    Thumb up +2

     
  75. Dan Ryan Galt

    April 1st, 2010

    Of Vice and Men: (Women too):The story of tax cheats and how they were promoted to positions of power while gaming the system.

    Thumb up +2

     
  76. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Last In Space

    Danger Will Robinson!

    Thumb up +6

     
  77. Zonga

    April 1st, 2010

    Valley of the Polls

    A black comedy about a president a speaker of the house and a senate majority leader, their addictions, their negative poll numbers, and their eventual barbiturate overdose.

    Thumb up +6

     
  78. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    Road Louse one man travels to small towns to sell a bill that is already a law.
    Homo-Erotica ensues.

    Thumb up +3

     
  79. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Das Boob

    This is the story of 57 states caught up in a sea-change they didn’t understand, and a President who’s hellbent on their destruction.

    Thumb up +9

     
  80. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    Talking Tall
    Some guy who nobody ever heard of 3 years ago leads a nation into poverty. Directed by Teleprompty the magic mirror.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  81. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    Full Mental Jackel
    The One takes a Bride.

    Thumb up +2

     
  82. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Barack to the Future

    He’s the only President ever to suck before he was born.

    Thumb up +9

     
  83. Czar of Defenestration

    April 1st, 2010

    PUBLIC ENEMA
    The human-level consequences of Obama’s national overspending spree…Critics claim: this film will give a whole new meaning to “liquid assets!”

    SHAME
    A morality play set out on the “O Ranch” of the Wild West

    Thumb up +5

     
  84. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    Black to the Future
    A crazy asshole undoes everything that was good in 1984

    Thumb up +3

     
  85. Irony Curtain

    April 1st, 2010

    No Scott Baio?!!!

    Thumb up +1

     
  86. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    Raiders of the last Ark
    Every.Last.Dollar.

    Thumb up +1

     
  87. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    B.E.T.
    The story of a gangly space creature and her husband,Barry.

    Thumb up +1

     
  88. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Scumdog Millionaire

    Liberals and money…you have mixed them both.

    Based on the autobiography of George Soros.

    Thumb up +6

     
  89. UNCLE KINK

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Whining”

    Jack Nicholson shanks Obama after listening to cry about conservatives

    Thumb up +2

     
  90. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    The Great Dicktator

    Obama comes out of the closet. Now a nation must come to grips with the secret of a baritone voice.

    Thumb up +4

     
  91. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Fargon

    A nation on the brink. A wood-chipper with someones name on it…

    Thumb up +4

     
  92. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Spankee Doodle Dandy

    Autobiographical film of hustler, congressman and economy wrecker Barney Frank

    Spankee Doodle went to Fannie May’s just to tank the economy

    Thumb up +5

     
  93. Chieftain

    April 1st, 2010

    “Seabiscuits” – A heartwarming culinary “tail” from the American Gulag about creative cooking methods with otherwise inedible ingredients…

    Thumb up +3

     
  94. Czar of Defenestration

    April 1st, 2010

    FISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
    The nuclear industry’s fate under the boot of Obamunism.

    NORMA RAY
    Kentucky Outback Whiskey cookin’ comes to the silver screen.

    Thumb up +2

     
  95. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    The Lyin King

    Your greatest adventure awaits you in the great Socialist Circle Jerk of Life.

    Thumb up +6

     
  96. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    LENT! (The Musical)

    Impoverished bohemian evangelicals in Greenwich Village struggle with faith, love and the impact of the Passion of the Christ on human history.

    Thumb up +5

     
  97. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    All the President’s Mens – He sho nuff be liken them boyz.

    Thumb up 0

     
  98. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Scareface

    Oh God! The President is smiling!

    Thumb up +2

     
  99. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The American Fiend – The heartbreaking tale of how a mighty nation was destroyed from within.

    Thumb up 0

     
  100. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Apocalypse Cow – The Worst Lady sets out to destroy all bovines in this slaughter house film.

    Thumb up +2

     
  101. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Great Balls on Fire – Unfortunately, Obamacare doesn’t cover that.

    Thumb up +4

     
  102. doug

    April 1st, 2010

    Orifice Space

    Starring Kevin Jennings and Barney Frank

    A comedy, with a couple of two-fisted action scenes, about elementary school life.

    Thumb up +2

     
  103. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Blab- The horrific story of a creature that absorbs all those around him by giving speeches with his evil teleprompter by his side

    Thumb up +2

     
  104. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    The Toad Warrior

    Mad Max succumbs to the good life and loses his edge in post apocalyptic Australia.

    Thumb up +3

     
  105. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Randhi

    The story of a lonly liberal DJ and her quest for peace through calls of assasination.

    Janeane Garofalo is mezmerizing ~ Roger Ebert

    Thumb up +3

     
  106. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Black Probe – It came from outer space

    Thumb up 0

     
  107. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Deal Man Walking”

    Who’s that man willing to cut any deal to get HCR done… Barack. Can you dig it.

    Oddly it still stars Sean Penn as BO.

    Thumb up +1

     
  108. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Blown-Up – A coming of age story about a liberal troll named Hiney and his first love.

    Thumb up +1

     
  109. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Jurassic Pork- The harrowing story of an out of control Congress and Senate that can’t vote on bills without incentives

    Thumb up +4

     
  110. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Star Was”

    America wakes up th the reality of The One and his polls just keep on dropping.

    Thumb up +2

     
  111. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Close Encounters of the Tird Kind”

    Hey, where’d all thes Commies come from?

    Still mispelled but tird is still a funny wird.

    Thumb up +2

     
  112. monkeypig2

    April 1st, 2010

    Apocalypse How?
    A documentary on how Obama is using the Clowerd-Pivon statagy to destroy the U.S.A.

    Thumb up 0

     
  113. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Cueless – A power failure leaves a leader speachless.

    Thumb up +3

     
  114. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    He Wore a Yellow Ribbon

    Aging cavalry captain is given one last mission before being drummed out of the service for revealing he is gay.

    Known for the classic line “I wish I could quit ya, Pilgrim”

    Thumb up +4

     
  115. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Blaming Saddles”

    Yet another story of a young dashing urbanite coming tho clean up the town. Except this time things get worse as he keep blaming the last sheriff.

    Thumb up +7

     
  116. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Cashino

    A Chicago Mob boss bilks America out of trillions while shredding the constitution.

    Thumb up +2

     
  117. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Sexorcist – He’s going to screw the hell out of you.

    Thumb up +2

     
  118. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    Resubit, I got a little excited about this one and my grammar suffered.

    “Blaming Saddles”

    Yet another story of a young dashing urbanite coming to clean up the town. Except this time things get worse as he keeps blaming the last sheriff.

    Thumb up +1

     
  119. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Hunt for Reid October- The story of a last ditch effort by a senator to save his seat before the November elections

    Thumb up -1

     
  120. kono

    April 1st, 2010

    apocalypse not

    obama and his minions believe they can take on america, the world and beyond.

    Thumb up -1

     
  121. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Commy Dearest”

    It practically writes itself!

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  122. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Letters from Iwon Jima!

    Barack seeks advice from Jimmy Carter. The very special story of two pen-pals and the destruction of a once great nation.

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  123. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Fatasia – The first lady interprets the constitution to force you not to eat junk food.

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  124. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Cocky”

    Who else would have the Audacity to make his Secret Service hum the theme to Rocky wherever they go.

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  125. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Father of the Bribe – Brokering deals the Chicago way.

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  126. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Tool Hand Luke

    Lucas Scissorhands refuses to play by the rules in a rural Southern prison run by a lisping warden

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  127. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Brocky

    This time the motha’ hits the mat!

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  128. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    borhome – dude!

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  129. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Rapes of Wrath – Feeling emboldened by their man in the White House, muslim pigs set out to teach all women a lesson.

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  130. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “My Left Fool”

    A boy trys to succeed in life using only his leftist ideology.

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  131. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    S the S…

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. ;)

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  132. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Closed Encounters of the Third Kind

    Another transparent Democrat meeting.

    Another locked door.

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  133. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Shamlet – The prince of dumbass comes to power and murders the nation’s economy.

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  134. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Middler on the Roof

    Musical about the lives of a community of Jewish drag queens who find solace in worshipping “The Divine Miss M”

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  135. fb

    April 1st, 2010

    How to lose a gay in 10 days – Barney sells Kevin Jennings on the idea of writing a piece on the things men do to alienate the men they love, which he’ll demonstrate by winning and then driving away a man in a mere ten days.

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  136. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    The Shawshanked Redemption

    Tim Robbins’s plans to escape from a prison are foiled at the last moment when he is stabbed in the back by Morgan Freeman

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  137. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “PFLAGS of our Fathers”

    Kevin Jennings aproved multimedia for 7-12 year olds. Fly Rainbow Flag, Flyyyyy!

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  138. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Planet of the Rapes

    Bend over America…

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  139. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Jailhouse Cock – After 4 years of crime, he’s gonna get what’s coming to him.

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  140. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    To Bill A Mockingbird

    The year the DDT infected birds has to buy insurance under our new healthcare plan.

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  141. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Junior Boner – It’s a real rodeo when Kevin Jennings and Bawney Fwank take young boys for a wild ride.

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  142. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “White Men Can Jump”

    As long as they ask how high first.

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  143. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Mutiny On The County

    When the people finally woke up.

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  144. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Peacifier- The story of a president that unnecessarily apologizes to the rest of the world for the greatest nation on earth

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  145. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    @ Borhomme

    My Cleft Foot

    After suffering horrific wound to his foot on the Fields of Bannockburn in 1314, Robert Bruce takes up painting

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  146. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    King Liar – A self-supposed king creates disaster when he follows his corrupt heart and rejects the will of the people.

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  147. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Teaching Mr. Tingle”

    The story of how Chris Matthews forgot our president was black for an hour.

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  148. kono

    April 1st, 2010

    Top Rat

    A dark musical starring Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Ried and the whole nasty gang of Wahsington, choreographed by Rahm Emanuel.

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  149. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    T-Day

    The day the baggers stormed the leaches in Congress.

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  150. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Graveheart”

    The sad story of hypertensives under Obamacare.

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  151. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Top Hun

    Nancy Pelosi’s story of her first flight lesson.

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  152. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    CML, thanks for the inspiration

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  153. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Paradise Cost

    $1.4 Trillion dollars

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  154. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Local Zero – A billionaire Nazi sympathizer funds the deconstruction of the greatest country in history by funding an illegitimate presidency.

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  155. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Badman Returns”

    The futuristic horror story of a 2012 presidential election gone very wrong.

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  156. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Miracle Porker – A truly sad tale how one man manages to shell out more taxpayer money than all others combined.

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  157. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Rosebary’s Baby

    Half of a nation awakens after a one year hangover to discover they have given birth to Satans spawn…and it’s to late to abort.

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  158. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “The School of Cock”

    It the heartwarming story of a Kevin Jennings Charter School.

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  159. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Dunces With Wolves- The all true story of the leadership of the modern Democratic party and their followers

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  160. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    My Fair Laddy – A truly disturbing tale of the United States homeland security director is found to actually be…a man.

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  161. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    American Gaffiti – The story of a perpetual teenager who just wants to have fun and never grow up.

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  162. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Damn … Joe Biden is that teen …

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  163. Grackle Black

    April 1st, 2010

    Mobsters, Inc.

    The story of a Chicago community organizer hellbent on infiltrating Washington DC and transforming it into a new Mobstropolis in order to invade the hopes, dreams and pursuits of happiness of it’s citizens.

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  164. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    The Dime Traveller’s Wife

    Traveller from the depression years – Honey can you spare a dime?

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  165. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    My Left Root – Follow reserchers as they finally discover the real beginnings of BHO.

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  166. tp

    April 1st, 2010

    The Oxen (The Omen)

    Anticipating heightened security only Adam’s off oxen are sent in to corroborate the birthmark.

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  167. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Loogie Nights – The story of Rep Emanuel Cleaver and his imaginary friend who spit on him before filming porn.

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  168. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Nothing But the Beast – The life and times of Michelle Obama.

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  169. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Shame”

    A hired ranch hand helps Barney Frank pull a stump on his property….

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  170. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Conanza

    Little Joe (Biden) leaves the Ponderosa on a trip to Congress.

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  171. Althing

    April 1st, 2010

    The Broducers

    A down on his luck producer and his accountant write a Broadway flop about the world doing nothing to stop Adolph Hitler all because he was actually black and anybody opposing him was immediately called a racist. The world immediately lynched the writer and his accountant for being so racist.

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  172. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Drug Me to Hell- The true story of the American citizen’s feelings after not being heard by their country’s leadership

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  173. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    The Last Ramuri

    The true Obamacare story of how healthcare was rammed down America’s throat.

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  174. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Forrest Hump”

    A slow country boy finds himself in all the right places…

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  175. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Reversal of Fortunes – In 4 short years he brought down the greatest country ever.

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  176. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “Fat Times At Ridgemont High”

    The first lady takes on vending machines that are attacking Americas children.

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  177. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Right Staff – Trying to find someone, anyone, who isn’t a crook to fill his cabinet posts is gonna take a while.

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  178. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Piddler On the Roof

    The only job left in the not so distant future.

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  179. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Fanatic Four”

    BO, Nancy P, Harry, and Bawney fighting the Constitution at every turn.

    I know its two letters but c’mon.

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  180. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Great Roid- the story of a president that was an enormous pain in everyone’s ass

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  181. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “Fetal Attraction”

    A Micheal Moore documentary on the McDonalds kid made famous for worshiping Obama. Who can forget the moment the One took his breath away…

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  182. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Jizz Singer”

    A local whorehouse hires a singer to….

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  183. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Seven Bribes for Seven Brothers – Whatever it takes to pass their crappy legislation is what they’re going to do.

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  184. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    The Lust Of The Mohicans

    Michelle’s last spending spree at the White House.

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  185. borhome

    April 1st, 2010

    “Collateral Ramage”

    Of health care and student loans, not only will they tell what doctor to see, they get to decide if you go to college.

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  186. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “Its A Bad Bad Bad Bad World”

    The new adminstration is looking for the big “W” and the prize that comes with it…350,000 reasons it was Bush’s fault.

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  187. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    A Fridge Too Far

    Rosie O’Donnell takes a fall in her kitchen and can’t get up and dies of starvation in 6 hours

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  188. Elektra

    April 1st, 2010

    All About Even
    The story of the fall of America under Barackracy. “I don’t call it redistribution. I call it just being fair.”

    The Best Years of Our Lies
    2006-2010-Democrat Majority A Go Go!

    Adventures of Robin ‘d Hood
    Minorities suffer Stockholm Syndrome as the Obama administration takes hostage their will and their drive.

    Mobsters, Inc
    How the Chicago Political Machine bullied it’s way into the Oval. “We clear the playing field.”

    Yeah. I’m still too mad to be the least bit funny.

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  189. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Goofather- Barney Frank’s never ending quest to stay on top

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  190. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    He’s Gotta Have It – The narcissist won’t take “NO” for an answer. Whatever it costs you, he’s got to have it.

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  191. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Hawaii Jive-O

    Look what we got in the Whitehouse now.

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  192. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “A Bronx Kale”

    A head of cabbage grows in the Bronx and becomes a community organizer…

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  193. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    ” Ben-Hurt ”

    The story of a young Jewish man looking for the man responsible for destroying his country.

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  194. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Bhrek

    The rise and fall of John Edwards.

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  195. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “Dirty Barry”

    The President takes on his challangers by tossing balls at them only to find out he can’t throw.

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  196. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Shartacus – Some legends are shitten in blood.

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  197. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Shred – A grumpy ogre named Clinton orders her documents shredded in order to save her swamp

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  198. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “Lie Hard”

    The one still says, “you can keep your insurance if you like it”

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  199. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Hand That Cocks the Cradle- The story of Kevin Jennings pursuit of young boys at an all boy’s private school

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  200. joeclark77

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Last Tsarfighter”
    A boy who lives in a trailer park and wants nothing more than to play videogames in peace finds himself caught up in a desperate struggle to preserve freedom from a vast, corrupt government ruled by Tsars bent on dominating every aspect of the universe. He reluctantly answers the call to arms and joins the tea party resistance. When the rest of the tea partiers are murdered in the night by SEIU thugs, he realizes that he is freedom’s last, best hope.

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  201. Soup-To-Nuts

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Flog and the Princess” (The Frog and the Princess)

    Worrying about his failing royal legacy, Prince Obama woos Nancy Pelosi to flog Democrats until they support his voodoo ridden healthcare plan. Democrats kiss Prince Obama’s ass and they live happily ever after until November 2, 2010

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  202. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “OBambi”

    The story of a young community organizer whose parents abandoned him at a school in Indonesia.

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  203. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Tax Driver – He’s driving them down your throat.

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  204. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Star Wart – That thing on his face just might be the death of us all.

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  205. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Gatrix”

    Barneys boyfriend starts a new business in the Congressmans basement.

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  206. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Thin Red Lie – Commies lie. It’s what they do.

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  207. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Thrust – Presidential porn. Just means we’re all in for a screwin.

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  208. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    I-Spry

    Two Vietnam vets posing as liberals investigate Obamacare death panels.

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  209. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    The Green Smile

    After years of Obamacare, Americans wave for the cameras.

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  210. bitterclinger

    April 1st, 2010

    Toro, Toro, Toro!

    A demoralized and bankrupt nation takes solace in one of the few simple pleasures it has left, lawn mowing.

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  211. Elektra

    April 1st, 2010

    Fright Club
    Race baiters walk around kicking their own asses.
    “I want you to shout nigger as loud as you can.”

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  212. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Kill Will – Vol and 2 (Kill Bill 1&2): A stark film noir in which a President communes with the ghosts of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Mao in hopes of converting the citizens of a free Nation into mindless automatons.

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  213. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Wart Games – A commie pinko president tries to ram his unpopular policies through the back door.

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  214. pithnvinegar

    April 1st, 2010

    Riddler On The Roof
    Batman’s arch-nemesis terrorizes Gotham City by playing his screeching off-key violin on top of city buildings. Can Batman and rosin save the day?

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  215. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    3rd Cock From The Sun
    Barney Frank’s new sitcom.

    Children of the Porn
    Acorn’s last agenda.

    A Tale Of Two Pities
    Barry and Nancy’s true story.

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  216. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    The Breakfast Flub – michelle obama ends up in detention after giving her family e coli through veggies grown in the white house garden

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  217. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Save The Liar (Save the Tiger): Panicked yet still enthralled politicans sacrifice their positions to save their chosen Messiah who has been revealed as a serial liar.

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  218. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Chitty, Chitty, Bong, Bong- the story of a couple of mexicans completely unhappy with the pot they are smoking

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  219. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Fearling – The only thing we have to fear, is a oppressive, overbearing, unstoppable taxing and regulating government.

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  220. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Fast Train to Yuma
    What we wish would happen to Obama.

    Midnight Sowboy
    Piglet(Barney) has a sex change.

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  221. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    ONAN (Omen) An elected pathological narcissist plays with himself while his Nation burns.

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  222. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Of Ice And Men

    Small town pro football franchise overcomes wind chill factor of -50 degrees to win third consecutive NFL Championship

    How do you like that one, Matt?

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  223. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    The Maine Mutiny – Mainers come to their senses, recall both their senators and secede from the union because of obamacare.

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  224. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    BORA, BORA, BORA – Filmed in grainy color, Al Gore consults the reluctant ghost of Admiral Yamamoto to plan the failure of his Nation.

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  225. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Damn! Sorry about the ONAN entry – two letters.

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  226. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Fist Ttimes at Ridgemont High

    Suburban California high school adopts Kevin Jennings Curriculum. Directed by Sean Penn

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  227. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    The Blind Ride
    What is happening to America under Obama.

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  228. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Blame Runner – Caught up in his own delusion, the worst president in history thinks he’s better than the entire population whom he feels compelled to apologize for.

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  229. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Loan On Me- a president’s unendind attempt to bankrupt the country

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  230. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Open (not Omen)
    What our President isn’t.

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  231. MissInMich

    April 1st, 2010

    Witchmen

    The story of self absorbed congress freaks who use sham congressional hearings to vilify those who oppose them

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  232. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Lennie
    LMAO!!!!!

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  233. BaggedAndReadyToBoil

    April 1st, 2010

    Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington
    We wish she would.

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  234. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    SHAME (Shane) – Citizens of a western nation are terrorized by a gang of thugs until a mysterious but very competent stranger comes to town. Debuts in 2010 with Vol. 2 scheduled for release in 2012.

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  235. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Casablamca – Set in occupied America A Kenyan expatriate strives find someone, anyone, to blame for his miserable leadership. Or that lack thereof.

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  236. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    The Legend of Zerro- the story of a man that takes off his mask and becomes the most unpopular president ever.

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  237. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    The Fugitives
    What our middle class will soon be.

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  238. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Princess Bribe”

    The first lady takes on child obesity with the help of SEIU…

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  239. MissInMich

    April 1st, 2010

    Fools Fold

    Entertaining farce starring Bart Stupak. Stupak’s character ‘bravely’ stands up to the nation’s tyrannical leader. Mayhem ensues after it is learned Stupak folded for UP bennies

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  240. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Enter the Bragon – The story of the one, sir one, who was recruited to infiltrate the government of the United States in order to bring it to its knees

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  241. TN Tuxedo

    April 1st, 2010

    La Bomba
    An aspiring Latino singer bursts onto the American Top 40 charts while secretly smuggling in heavy ordinance across an indifferent nation’s porous southern border.

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  242. MissInMich

    April 1st, 2010

    Iran Man

    Starring the O.
    Well, he certainly isn’t Israel’s Man

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  243. MissInMich

    April 1st, 2010

    Kung YOW!: Enter the Fist

    Tutorial film by Kevin Jennings

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  244. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    The Good, The Bad and the Fugly – The story of the obama children (good), obama (bad) and michelle (fugly) and their search for cash in the white house.

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  245. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Race To Bitch Mountain”

    Michelle Obama plays the race card on her way to the top….

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  246. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    The ‘Gina Syndrome

    Intrepid reporter Chis Matthews investigates catastrophic loss of his own manhood since beginning of Obama presidency

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  247. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Good, The Bad and The Fugly – Ann Coulter (the Good) stars in this two fisted shootout. Against the ever depressing Barack (the Bad) and his side kick Mechelle (the Fugly).

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  248. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Raging Bully – The story of barack obama’s who’s tenacity leads him to run rough shod over the house, senate and American people in the ruination of our country. Full of rage over inequality and jealousy of the rich leads him in the end to live penniless and lonely, in one of Jimmah Carters Habitat Homes.

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  249. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    The Color Usurple

    Half black man overcomes decades of affirmative action to become to become nation’s first black dictator.

    Yes I know it’s two letters. But if I cheated, you may delete it

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  250. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Some Like it Pot – A Girly Man Governor leads his state to the legalization of weed.

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  251. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Blokeback Mountain
    Tale of the Obama Senate.

    All the President’s Pen
    The story of who’s really to blame.

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  252. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Stare Wars – an intergalactic journey to see who blinks first

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  253. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Wag The Dong

    Media trumps up bogus RNC sex scandal to distract attention of outraged citizens away from Health Care Vote

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  254. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    The Lizard Of Oz
    Starring Obama (Oz), Tin Man(Biden), Cowardly Lion(Barney), and Strawgirl(Michelle).

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  255. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Some Like It Not
    Most people’s opinion.

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  256. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Spiden Man”

    Arlen Specter and Joe Biden share a brain as they wonder through our nations capital and attempt to save people from themselves (based on a true story)

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  257. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    The Bone Ranger
    Barney and his Indian side-kick Barry.

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  258. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Or
    The Lone Danger
    Obamacare.

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  259. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Or
    The Lone Banger
    Barney’s true story.

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  260. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Behind Enema Lines
    After being dropped into the Senate Chambers…

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  261. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Throw Bama From The Train
    What will happen in 2012.

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  262. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Kink the Bismarck!

    Gay WWII sailor-boy hi-jinks galore with the crew of the Ars Royal teaching the Bismarck boys new tricks with bratwurst.

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  263. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Mystic Giver

    5 liberal friends go at each others throats trying to figure out why none of them have gotten any of the free shit they were promised.

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  264. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Route 666
    The road we’re really on.

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  265. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Pretty In Pinko
    The young days of Michelle.

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  266. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    The Greatest Story Ever Sold

    Follow The One on his journey from darkest Africa, through Indonesia, and on the the U.S. where the electorate is hoodwinked into voting for him to be President.

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  267. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    From Gere To Eternity – the sad tale of a suffocated gerbil.

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  268. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    A List Full Of Dollars
    Lone gunmen hired to find where the money went.

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  269. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    Rebel Without a Case

    Al Sharpton and Mike Nifong (Durham D.A.) take on the Duke Lacross team

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  270. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    @Chalupa
    From There To Eternity – the taxing of the people.

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  271. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    Mad Marx

    To be written after November 2010.

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  272. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    George Of The Bungle
    GW returns to fix what’s broke.

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  273. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    Groundhag Day

    A super slow motion replay of Nancy Pelosi walking to the House chambers with her gavel in hand as Tea Party protesters threaten to kill some one named “bill” and loudly shout racist slurs like “Kill The Bill”.

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  274. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    Carval Knowledge

    A short film, very short.

    I know it is spelled wrong.

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  275. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    Bat On A Hot Tin Roof

    The life story of Nancy Pelosi

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  276. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    The Mammy – Barry brings back Joycelyn Elders as Obamacares first Health Czar.

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  277. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    The Longest Yarn

    The documentry on Obama’s two years as president ending in inpeachment.

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  278. Matt

    April 1st, 2010

    IowaHawk does not have a comments section..are we supposed to paypal bribes instead of buttering him up?

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  279. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    The Fight Of The Living Dead.

    The story of Senior Citizens quest for health care in 2014

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  280. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    Womb Raider

    A planned Parenthood production starring Bart Stupak

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  281. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    The Elephant Pan
    After a year on Obamacare, the Elephant man had to pan for donations to pay his insurance hikes.

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  282. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Perkys – after her humiliating defeat in 2010, Nancy Pelosi opens a transgender breast enhancement clinic in S.F.

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  283. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    For Whom The Bill Tolls
    The story of our grandchildren’s future.

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  284. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Ferris Bueller’s Pay Off
    Where have all the foodstamps gone.

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  285. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    City Slackers

    An in depth documentery of modern Liberals

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  286. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    G.I. Janet

    The real story behind the Waco incident.

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  287. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    The Karate Yid

    A young Jewish boy devotes himself to martial arts after suffering anti-Semitic taunts from neighborhood bullies. He assertively adopts one of their epithets as a nickname, and sweet revenge ensues.

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  288. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Fridge Over The River Kwia(didn’t lookup the spelling)
    The story of the prisoners in the re-education camps who couldn’t escape due to the recent global cooling.

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  289. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Bold Yeller
    Please let the dogs out…

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  290. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    City Slackers

    The story of your tax dollars at work.

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  291. Menderman

    April 1st, 2010

    If hiney drops by today, he is gonna be busy!

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  292. Anonymous

    April 1st, 2010

    Cash of the Titans?

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  293. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Coldfinger
    Someone let Barney out of the house.

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  294. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    Teat and Sympathy

    The story of government stimulus/bailouts and what the “people” receive.

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  295. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Share

    A mysterious stranger named obama drifts into office. It soon becomes apparent that he is a statist marxist, and he finds himself drawn into a conflict between the American people, their freedom and the powerful triumverate of himself Reid and Pelosi.

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  296. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Have Bun Will Travel
    Barney goes looking for a place for his hotdog.

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  297. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    Smoker and the Bandit

    Adventures of O and Nancy as they run from Sheriff Truth N Justice

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  298. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Natural Porn Killers

    Documentary covering the history of the CDL.

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  299. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Little Louse On The Prairie
    Michelle returns home for a visit.

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  300. BaggedAndBoiling

    April 1st, 2010

    Stare Wars
    Obama’s healthcare summit.

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  301. mark

    April 1st, 2010

    Rucky

    The story of a fortuitous boxer from the far east who has a meteoric rise to the championship in the sweet science.

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  302. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Mogumbo

    Ava Gardner and Clark Gable are sugar and spice as early TV cooking show hosts specializing in Cajun cuisine.

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  303. joeclark77

    April 1st, 2010

    Singing in Tehran
    A new “technology” is being introduced. They said it couldn’t be done, nobody would go for it, but our hero Mahmoud is out to show them that not only is it possible, but he can imagine whole new uses for the technology no one has tried before!

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  304. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    Meet Joe Slack

    The story of a VP

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  305. Mr. Incognito

    April 1st, 2010

    “Brokebuck Mountain”

    Obama and the Dems send the national deficit skyrocketing with their spending.

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  306. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    Blackflash

    The story of a one term president.

    Yeah I know…Just playing into the hands of the leftist loonies.

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  307. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Monster’s Bull – 4 hours of Barry talking.

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  308. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Schindler’s Fist – a nazi hunter’s tale of revenge.

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  309. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Dead Man Talking – Barry’s Lame Duck years.

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  310. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Polterheist

    They’re baaaack…

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  311. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Funky Girl

    Barbra Streisand is terribly miscast as Tina Turner in this formulaic biopic.

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  312. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    A Gay At The Races – Barney tries to disrupt the 2010 elections.

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  313. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Reservoir Progs – a story of violence and corruption set in DC (sorry 2 letters).

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  314. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    “Gore with the Wind”

    A chilling documentary exposing the negative effects of wind-power fans on local bird populations.

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  315. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    What about the “spaghetti conservative” trilogy

    A Fistful of Dollards
    For a Few Dollards More
    The Good, The Pat and The Ugly

    Damn BFH, you and Dollard are right. I really am a treacherous, whiny, petulant little bitch

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  316. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    East of Aden – Barry goes to Yemen and tries to gain favor by bowing down to everyone.

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  317. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Whina Syndrome”

    When journalists begin to question Barack Obama with actual investigative ardor, the One responds the only way he knows how.

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  318. Saxindacity

    April 1st, 2010

    What About S.O.B.? (What About Bob?)
    A hypocrite who fears being without his teleprompter and his buddy ‘dead fish’ Rahm, takes big steps toward socialism.

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  319. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    American Spendor.

    Not much to this one.

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  320. Diogenes Sarcastica

    April 1st, 2010

    “Bone with the Wind”

    Sympathetic documentary of the brave fight of former President Bill Clinton’s inability to go out side on windy days without attracting attention.

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  321. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    Zombiehand.

    Four humans try to survive a fiscal apocalypse as the welfare state subsidizes the undead.

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  322. wrenchmonkey808

    April 1st, 2010

    Porco Rosso

    “Red Pig” … no change needed.

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  323. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Rethal Weapon

    Toshiro Mifune and Ken Watanabe star in crude, racist, Japan bashing spoof of Lethal Weapon movies. Intended for tea party audiences only.

    That’s it for me. Keep it up folks, You’re doing great. Here’s a link to thousands of movie titles listed by their first letter

    http://www.findthefun.com/movies/lists/mlg.htm

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  324. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    Legally Bland

    The story of the restaurant industry in N.Y.

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  325. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    Nachyo Libre

    Michael Moore’s impassioned plea for the rights of the state to supersede the rights of the individual.

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  326. LoveitorLeaveit

    April 1st, 2010

    They Call Me MISTER Gibbs!

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  327. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Eunich

    Controversial film alleging Obama was really Sha’nique Jackson from South Central LA.

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  328. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    “D’oh, God!”

    After a few months in office, the millions of people who voted for Barack Obama fess up to the Almighty that they’ve learned their lesson.

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  329. Ezra

    April 1st, 2010

    Sixteen Cankles:

    The enduring love story of Barney Frank and seven strangers who find romance in a chance meeting at a YMCA sauna.

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  330. Brian

    April 1st, 2010

    This one violates the rules, (so don’t even consider it, Iowahawk) but I can’t resist

    Arethal Weapon

    A veteran cop, played by Danny Groveler, is partnered with a morbidly obese former soul singer in order to track down a gang of drug smugglers

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  331. Doc

    April 1st, 2010

    I got nuttin’…The pack is way to far out front for me to catch up. Just leave me here to die!

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  332. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Without a Puddle- The democrats in the senate try to move on after the loss of Ted Kennedy

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  333. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    You’ve Got Tail- The story of William Jefferson Clinton and his many trysts

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  334. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Jeremia’s Johnson”

    Barney Frank plays the part of a loner living in the wilderness amongst a variety of animals….

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  335. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    Patriot Gams

    The hottest conservative babes strut their stuff on the cat-walk.

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  336. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Bowering Inferno”

    The story of an arrogant man who attempts to use charisma and consistent bowing to renege on a contract with the devil…

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  337. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Barney Filler- The story of Barney Frank in search of a boyfriend

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  338. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Arsenic and Old Face”

    Voters learn that their beloved politicians (played by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid) are incompetent and that insanity runs in the White House….

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  339. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Bunga Din”

    Barney Frank and Harry Reid team up in this hilarious comedy about 2 friends and their adventures in Washington D.C.

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  340. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    They all me SISTER Gibbs

    (deep bow to Loveitor…)

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  341. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Hamburger Hell

    Michael Moore enters the world of competetive eating.

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  342. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Fest – a madcap comedy in which a raucous, wildly consumptive and hypocritical international Antropogenic Global Warming picnic is ruined by an overflight of aircraft piloted by real scientists dropping actual fact bombs.

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  343. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    The Man Who Loved Mat Dancing – Barney Frank in his signature role dons a singlet and demonstrates classic wrestling moves with a cast of young males.

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  344. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Howard’s Bend – Barney Frank and Howard Dean star in a disturbing yet somehow riveting sexual psychodrama.

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  345. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    The End Of the Bay – A high drama of Ted Kennedy’s little credited yet compelling history as a competitive swimmer.

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  346. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Bleepless in Seattle – a pornographic film of national politicians’ numerous illicit trysts notable primarily for its complete lack of profanity.

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  347. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    “Mex”, Lies and Videotape – The tragic saga of American citzens from the Southwest and their futile attempts to get government to defend them from alien invaders.

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  348. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    No Country for Bold Men – The tragic saga of American citizens from the Southwest defamed and then prosecuted by the federal government for defending themselves from violent alien invaders.

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  349. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Behind The Green Moor – a famous pornographic film featuring the wild sexual excesses of environmental goupies crazed by visions of power, filmed “au naturel”.

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  350. simply amazed

    April 1st, 2010

    Dime Bandits – Timmy Geithner, Lawrence Summer and the “Fed” in a curously riveting story of the theft of a Nation’s wealth

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  351. Elektra

    April 1st, 2010

    Natrix: Reloaded

    Patriot and Freedom Fighter, Sarah Palin joins TEA Party in the Battle to keep her Country from slipping into a Liberal la la land as her foes hurl lies and deceive the masses. She’s TnT. Tried and True!

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  352. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 1st, 2010

    @Elecktra – I think you won it with All About Even. That was just frilliant! It sticks with ya.

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  353. Anonymous

    April 1st, 2010

    testing…

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  354. giamby

    April 1st, 2010

    Reps

    Da Hizzy-o-Reps goes all old school Chicago, Al Capone style, on ol’ whitey an’ his croneys…

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  355. ButchC

    April 1st, 2010

    Inglourious Basturds – A progressive administration shows how to lose any glory, legitimacy, and how to become turds of the first order

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  356. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    I’m home from maldistributing the wealth of it’s rightful owners. Where were we? Ah Yes.

    Ben Her
    A biography of Obama’s transgender Commerce Dept. Technical Advisor

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  357. Elektra

    April 1st, 2010

    Sry,grackle:p
    ty,pusspusskisskiss
    unc,Tgses=~BOOM!

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  358. Amigo Burr

    April 1st, 2010

    It’s A Wonderful Lie

    Scott Baio stars as the foreign born political aspirant with dreams of reaching the White House.

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  359. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “The Buns of Navarone”

    Barney Frank assembles a group of men intent on finding and destroying some big guns….

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  360. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Dawn Of The Head”

    Joe Biden’s head comes alive and roams the streets of D.C.

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  361. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    The Green Bile

    The story of Al Gore’s enviromental scam and his eventual prison sentence.With a sub story of Obama’s healing powers.

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  362. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “Night Of The Living Head”

    Barney Franks head becomes active and roams the streets of D.C.

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  363. Betula

    April 1st, 2010

    “FRANKENSTAIN”

    Al Franken leads this all star cast as the monster who left a stain everywhere he went….

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  364. Amigo Burr

    April 1st, 2010

    Good Bill Hunting

    Scott Baio stars as an introverted genius with a rocky past as he searches in vain for rational legislation originating from Washington.

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  365. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Lost House on the Left

    Crazed sociopaths try to cling to power as tax payers rally to defeat them.

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  366. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Endless Bummer

    Four friends embark on a channel surfing safari and find nothing but left wing propaganda on television.

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  367. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Married To The Nob – a romantic comedy starring Barney and Rahm.

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  368. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Bold Finger

    Kevin Jennings assists a physician giving physical exams to eighth grade athletes.

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  369. joeclark77

    April 1st, 2010

    “Pawn of the Dead”
    A down-on-his-luck loser with a drug problem, about to flunk out of community college in LA, is possessed by the vengeful spirit of Karl Marx (or Alinski, or Mussolini… be creative) who uses his human shell in order to once again strive for world domination. Will he win? You’ll be on the edge of your seat for two whole years waiting to find out how it ends!

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  370. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Lonesome Dave

    A bitter t.v. talk show host finally alienates just about everyone and finds his show canceled.

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  371. Chalupa

    April 1st, 2010

    Apocalypso Now – Barry dreams he’s the antichrist and forms a death reggae band with Louis Farrakhan.

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  372. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Quest for Tire

    A suburban commuter scours the countryside for a tire that will fit on his obsolete government-made car.

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  373. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Crass Action

    A smarmy socialist tort lawyer files a lawsuit against every corporation in the US for inflicting capitalism and inequity on the general public.

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  374. Amigo Burr

    April 1st, 2010

    The Wild Hunch

    Four time Acadamy Award winner Scott Baio teams up with Emanuel Lewis, Ricky Scoeder and Sir Gary Coleman in this fast paced action thriller set south of the border.

    The guesses come in a flurry as the cast tries to discover the origins of the presidents birth certificate.

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  375. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Any Which Way You Cane

    An oppressive regime rounds up those who defy its edicts and airs their corporal punishment on television.

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  376. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    The Long Piss Goodnight

    A riveting account of how the late Ted Kennedy would drink himself into a stupor, piss his pants, and pass out almost every night.

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  377. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Grindhouse: Death Poof

    Detached voters in a New England state repeatedly re-elect a deranged homosexual bent on destroying the nation’s economy and recruiting catamites.

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  378. even steven

    April 1st, 2010

    Little Slop of Horrors

    School children revolt as they are served minuscule portions of bean curd, brown rice, and dandelion greens in the school cafeteria.

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  379. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    It’s a Wonderful Lift- Nancy Pelosi has yet another face lift she is completely proud of

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  380. Horrorman18

    April 1st, 2010

    Red Pawn- the communist party chooses an inexperienced african american to infiltrate and destroy the American Dream

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  381. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Bang the Frum Slowly

    Conservative pundits take turns verbally pummeling a whiny, RINO douchebg, the latest being R. Emmitt Tyrrell.

    http://spectator.org/archives/2010/04/01/odious-conservatives

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  382. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Ryan’s Song

    Young, appealing conservative congressman form the upper midwest schools the POTUS on basic economics, only to be ignored, and beaten in his home state through voter fraud.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/04/election_theft_underway_in_wis.html

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  383. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    A Pan For All Seasons

    You can fry eggs in it, do stir fry, make spaghetti sauce, you name it! It’s the most awesomest pan, eveh!

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  384. Milwaukee Mike

    April 1st, 2010

    Fool Runnings
    A documentary of all the Democrats who voted for the health care bill thinking that it would help them in the Fall elections.

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  385. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Beat Me In St. Louis starring Kenneth Gladney

    Nuff said.

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  386. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    High Goon

    The story of Barack Obama- the early years

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  387. Anonymous

    April 1st, 2010

    This title was posted by Stymie about 4 months ago

    Oklahomo!

    Disgraced former Chairman of the House Finance Commitee moves to the Oklahoma Territory and sets up a gay brothel in the basement of his farmhouse

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  388. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    High Plains Grifter

    A mysterious stranger rides into a country troubled by liberal guilt where the people beg him to protect them from a revengeful gang of cut-throat capitalists. Instead, the stranger rapes the women and paints the country red.

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  389. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    All That Jizz

    The untold story of Barney Frank’s basement brothel.

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  390. ButchC

    April 1st, 2010

    No need to change this one

    Shaft

    The ID 10 T’s in congress manage to bankrupt the country

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  391. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    The Bad Weed

    How one particularly potent stash of hash from Pakistan transformed a young, listless Marxist into a malignant narcissist bent on destroying the country.

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  392. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Training Gay
    Rahm plays the street HARDENED Dick, who Massa gets assigned to for training after the Chicago PD repeals their Don’t aks Don’t tell policy.

    “You ever had you’re $#!t pushed in white boy?”
    “Why yes once. When I was living with some staffers.”

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  393. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    The Blog

    An Internet-age remake the cult classic science fiction thriller The Blob. The liberal residents of a Massachusetts town believe they are being besieged by space aliens. These “aliens” are actually patriotic conservatives who write earnestly convincing political science commentary that convinces the collectivists to give up their empty parasitic ways for responsible adulthood.

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  394. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Forever Huck

    The story of a mediocre RINO who never goes away.

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  395. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Us in Smoke

    MSNBC documentary about the 2010 election cycle.

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  396. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Where the Wild Things Ate

    A Kenyan boy runs away to Chicago and they make him king. And then they all came to DC and began to feed at the taxpayer trough.

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  397. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Meet the Fuckers
    The inlaws move in the White House

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  398. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Funky Girl

    Tina Turner is terribly miscast as Barbra Streisand in this formulaic biopic.

    (This is not a repeat entry. It just occurred to me that it works both ways.)

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  399. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    It’s a Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac World

    An all-star cast hams it up shamelessly and goes way over-the-top as a gaggle of typical Apple fanbois.

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  400. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Peter Man
    Bawney Fwank stars as a boy who never grew up, and lives in Neverland with a bunch of lost boys and a fairy. Perpetually at battle with Capt. James T. DeMint

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  401. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Womb

    [CENSORED]

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  402. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Wild Hags
    Aging radical feminists Pelosi,Boxer,Hillary, and Maxine Waters ride their broomsticks across country trying to recapture their glory days.But they run into a dangerous gang of bitter, gun totin,bible clingin, Tea Partiers and mayhem ensues.

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  403. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    Apocalypse Cow

    A herd of Special Forces heifers is sent to Cowbodia to investigate and if necessary remove a rogue Brahman suffering from megalomania and bovine spongiform encephalopathy (cameo by William Shatner).

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  404. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    A Hard Gay’s Night

    Documentary about a night with Beatles’ manager Brian Epstein as he cruises for young sexual partners in Liverpool gay bars

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  405. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Waxer Boy
    When mentally challenged Alan Grayson leaves the swamp to go play foosball at college, Barney Frank’s staffers teach him how to tame that monobrow and the pompous grass growing out of his nose!

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  406. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Nyet – Your driver’s license. Your credit cards. Your bank accounts. Your identity. They will take it all using soviet style tactics.

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  407. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    The Big Sheep

    (alternate title – Obama Zombies)

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  408. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Pig Circus

    The Waxman clan throws a party.

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  409. Amigo Burr

    April 1st, 2010

    The Birth of a Notion

    Scott Baio returns to a devastated South after the Civil War only to discover that he is the one man who can successfully destroy the victorious Yankees by promoting a race baiting candidate for president.

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  410. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    King Dong – Barry and Larry in the back of the limo. Take him to the candy shop.

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  411. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Raping Bull – Barry, Bawney, Rahm and all the rest are gonna have fun down on the farm.

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  412. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Pride of Franken/Stein

    A heartwarming story of friendship between the Senate’s biggest douchebag, and a hapless Republican economist and diarist.

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  413. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    West Slide Story – Winner of ten nobel prizes for nothing. It’s a heartwarming story of two rival political opponents who fall in love and contribute to the downfall of Western civilization. Staring Barack Obama and Hillory Clinton.

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  414. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    The Year of Loving Dangerously

    The secret story of young Warren Beatty’s trading places with a look-alike eunuch in a Turkish harem.

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  415. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Crocky – A small time loser gets a once in a lifetime chance to destroy the last remaining super power after a tired cranky old Nazi collaborator sympathizer helps fund his candidacy.

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  416. Uncle Al

    April 1st, 2010

    @Elektra – tnx!

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  417. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Fannie Hall – A visit to the house of Bawney Fwank. America’s favorite faggot congressman with a lisp.

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  418. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    The Big Sweep

    It happened November 2010…

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  419. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Hashville – Smoking and joking out behind the White House with Barry and da boyz.

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  420. Anarchy NOW

    April 1st, 2010

    Poltroon

    the story of a young man and how he destroyed a nation.

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  421. Nice Deb

    April 1st, 2010

    Camealot

    A romantic comedy set in Oval Office during the Clinton years.

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  422. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    Das Goot

    Award winning German documentary about the secret sex lives of young, unmarried Muslim men.

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  423. gkingthomas

    April 1st, 2010

    Brack to the Future
    When Brack Obama takes over NASA and the failing GM, He forces the top scientific researchers from each organization to collaborate to build a time travling cadillac to take him to the future to rob the (now) children of their wealth so that he can come back to the present and distribute it to it’s rightful owners. (the unions)

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  424. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Book Of Weli – Alinsky’s rules for radicals is now a major motion picture. Funny, you won’t notice any more America hating than normal.

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  425. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Funky People – Join us in our search for all those smelling Americans as they attempt to walk the halls of Congress. Starring Harry ‘You Stink’ Reid.

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  426. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Handcock – A supposed black super hero has a nasty habit of destroying whatever he touches.

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  427. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Aholes – You’re gonna take this health care. And like it!

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  428. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Hard Soiled – No matter how hard you work, they keep piling on more debt.

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  429. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Tardwired – Joe just can’t help himself, because “It’s a big Fu#kin deal.”

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  430. Call me Lennie

    April 1st, 2010

    A little off topic, but here’s a movie mashup for Easter

    “The Ben Hurt Locker”

    Jewish EOD technician returns home after a tour of duty of Iraq only to discover that his falsely imprisoned mother and sister have become lepers

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  431. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    Licking & Screaming – Lesbians gone wild. The life and times of Janet napolitano.

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  432. ScratchNSniff

    April 1st, 2010

    The Last House Of The Left – The dramatic rise to power of the conservative right. Coming to a voting booth near you in November 2010.

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  433. Anon

    April 1st, 2010

    “Robin Dood” ~ “Constitutional Professor” without documentation steals from producers and redistributes wealth to undeserving in Sherwood Forest, USA

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  434. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    In the event there’s a future contest based on broadway plays, I got dibs on “Taint Misbehavin’”

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  435. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    101 Damnations

    A montage of Jeremiah Wright sermons

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  436. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    Forest Rump

    Barney Frank and Kevin Jennings take a group of cub scouts on a weekend camping trip

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  437. Chieftain

    April 2nd, 2010

    “Stalag 117″

    A raucous comedy from the largest Amerikan gulag, and the heartwarming musical adventures of a group of young misfits as they spend their days pulling hilarious pranks on their firm but Fatherly security guards and digging potatoes, while staging well choreographed singing numbers and escape attempts.

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  438. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    Brad Day at Black Rock

    A one armed man is menaced by thugs in a small Arizona town who are harboring a terrible secret about Brad Pitt cheating on Angelina Jolie

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  439. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Big Bad Bama
    A gratuitous display of boobs with a ridiculous plot.

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  440. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Twat
    This one speaks for itself

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  441. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Geek Faggot Bingo
    Bawney and Massa go to the senior center for some earlybird fun.

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  442. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Mules of Engagement
    The Acorn Story

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  443. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    50 First Mates
    An aging Rep/ from Ga. with dementia tries to explain to an Admiral how Guam will tip over and capsize if we send any sailors there.

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  444. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Tom Hanks in Bid
    Blago gets turned into a kid and tries to auction off Obama’s senate seat to the highest bidder!

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  445. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Lonesome Rove
    An epic saga about a cowboy from Crawford and his advisors trying to save the west from the communist invasion.

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  446. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Greased
    A hapless gang from Chicago takes over Rydell High.

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  447. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Sinner Takes All
    How the Godless left bought an election and then plundered the wealth and rights of a nation.

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  448. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    African Queer
    The unauthorized biography of Obama’s college days.

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  449. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Lord of the Rinds
    He who controls the fruit rules the world!

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  450. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Shred
    An ogre and his Asses travel to the highest tower in the White House to rescue the moochers and take indecent liberties with the Constitution along the way.

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  451. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Shred 2
    A kenyan Ogre and his Ogre wife travel to her homeland of Far Far Away in America and he becomes king. Finally , for the first time in her adult life she is proud of her country. And then they set out to turn it into the swamp from which he came!

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  452. Gkingthomas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Dang I’m on a roll

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  453. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    Now if someone can spot me a vowel, I can go with

    Bad Day at Barack Rock

    One armed birther is menaced by ACORN thugs in a small Hawaiian town harboring a terrible secret about our President’s paternity

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  454. MDr

    April 2nd, 2010

    Dirty Nancing

    In this 21st century remake of the Flim-Flam Man, the setting moves from rural America to the halls of Congress.. In this Marxist choreographed triumph, Mordecai Pelosi and Curly Reid team up to demonstrate that the fine art of back-stabbing, cork-screwing, and dirty-dealing ain’t just for rubes anymore.

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  455. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Road Larrior

    Cynical ACLU drifter agrees to champion the Miranda rights of a murderous group of gasoline thieves in post apocalyptic Australia

    Movie is reknowned for its mysterious mispelling of the word lawyer

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  456. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    Mad Mex

    Hispanic police officer and anti-hero strives to enforce speeding laws in pre apocalyptic Arizona

    Take that, Chalupa

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  457. simply amazed

    April 2nd, 2010

    Lord Of The Lies – the dark tale of the dissolution of great nation at the hands of statist sociopaths led by a narcissistic liar

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  458. simply amazed

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Load Warrior – Masterful con man achieves power and prestige selling feedlot manure

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  459. Lennie (on behalf of Jenny)

    April 2nd, 2010

    This title posted by Jenny two weeks ago

    Turban Cowboy

    John Travolta gives up a life of honky tonking in order to fight for the Taliban in this absurd rendition of the life of Johnny Walker Lindh

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  460. simply amazed

    April 2nd, 2010

    Absolute Lower – a chilling docudrama, filmed in black and white, in which a talentless chief executive reduces an entire nation to fourth world status using fake Secret Service agents who assassinate all his opponents.

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  461. daPenguin

    April 2nd, 2010

    Mush

    The scif fi thriller of a trip through representative Hank Johnson’s Brain. By using an special shrinking device, Chris Matthews was able to take this incredible journey. Wnen Complete, Chris appeaeard to be all tingly inside.

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  462. daPenguin

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Then Commandments

    A Historical look at the days past BO (before obmama) and the archaic moral laws that the people followed prior to the age of enlighttenment.

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  463. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    Damn Hat, Barney is just too easy of a target. He really should get his own contest.

    Mantasia Animated film, lots of men it tights and tutus

    Beatle Juice A young Barney blows a rock band

    Laddie Shack Documentary about Barney’s basement brothel

    And if we could “fudge” the rules a little
    in Barney’s case, the possibilities are endless:

    Looking for Mr. Goodhard

    Anus and Andy (Stern)

    Twinks Co-starring Governator

    Waiterhole #9

    The Boy Toys From Brazil – Barney takes a sex holiday

    The Two Jerks- (could also be Obama/Biden movie)

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  464. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    Flan 9 from Outer Space

    An unspeakably evil caramel egg custard terrorizes Earth in this Eduardo Madera classic.

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  465. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    Throw Bomma From The Train – Barry boards an Amtrak, not realizing his Secret Service agents are actually patriotic Americans.

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  466. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    Soylent Greed

    Charleton Heston and Edward G. Robinson discover that the Federal Reserve Bank of New York is a front for an evil government program that impoverishes people, kills them, and harvests their organs to try to make immortal the power-mad elites of international finance.

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  467. daPenguin

    April 2nd, 2010

    Ok I am cheating just a tad

    Where the white ones are…

    The story of a team of drugged out ex 60s news men investigating a group of patriots that are trying to take America back from its usurping leader and his equally crazed and drugged out minions

    hmm this sounds a bit familiar

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  468. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    “Howard the Schmuck”…. yeah, I know, too many letters

    how about “Howard the (rhymes with duck)”

    Moonbat governor bombs in presidential race, but comes back to take over his party.

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  469. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    Gumball Dally – Barney has a fling with a clown and finds out they even taste funny.

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  470. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    Grand Theft Puto – Barney finally has to face a Judge over his financial shenanigans.

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  471. daPenguin

    April 2nd, 2010

    Tar Wars

    The rebel teabaggers battle the emperor and his minions and use the ancient weapons of tar and feathers to defeat him and the dark lord peloser

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  472. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    New Hack City – after Al Gore visits DC, the temperature hits minus 80. Congress reconvenes in Poughkeepsie.

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  473. daPenguin

    April 2nd, 2010

    Marsh of the Penguins

    An animated story of a team of pengunins that tire of freezing their butts off and begin a campaign to warm up the South Pole. Believing that algore could help them, they visit his huge carbon emitting mansion to ask his advice on how best to warm up the pole and then set out on their mission to get everyone to drive big SUVs.

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  474. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    “Guess Who’s Cuming to Dinner”

    Bubba Clinton slips past security at a White House State Dinner and splooges on an intern’s dress in a back hallway.

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  475. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    Revenge Of The Terds – neer do wells become a majority in Congress and extract their revenge on the American people.

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  476. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    Good one, dapenguin. Reminded me of this

    Cecil B DeMille’s “The Ted Commandments”

    Biblical morality as “re-imagined” by Ted Kennedy

    Commandment VIII. Thou shalt not bear true witness against thy Senator

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  477. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    “Re-imagined movie treatment for

    “Brad Day” at Black Rock.

    A one armed man with a secret menaces a small Arizona town of gay men who are celebrating the life of Brad Pitt

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  478. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    Lord of the Fries

    Bill Clinton finds a second career in fast food as the owner/manager of Willie’s Wiener World. The sight gags are hard to stomach in this ham-fisted exercise in poor taste. Cameo by Monica Lewinsky as The Hot Dog Girl.

    (h/t simply amazed)

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  479. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    DOVE STORY

    Inspired by Al and Tipper Gore. Starring Matthew Modine and Osama bin Laden. Lots of touchy feely huggy scenes. Ends tragically when peacenik is beheaded. Osama takes up with his goat.

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  480. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    Porn Free

    Kelso, an orphan raised in a family with strict filtering is released into an internet with unlimited access to “erotic” material

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  481. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    Bjorn … on The Fourth of July

    In the most tedious documentary ever made, Swedish tennis star Bjorn Borg discusses what American Independence means to him

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  482. doug

    April 2nd, 2010

    CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGOON

    World famous pro athlete is hiding behind a tree that he just ran into, unaware that an army of pissed off porn stars and an angry wife are preparing an attack.

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  483. reeko

    April 2nd, 2010

    Fedtime for Bonzo

    Professor Boyd (played by President Ronald Reagan) tries to teach the chimp Bonzo (played by President Obama) how to act presidential and uphold and protect the Constitution. The experiment proves a remarkable success, and the chimp ends up impeached and in the Fed doing time for crimes against the US.

    big thumbs up! ;)

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  484. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 2nd, 2010

    Two Mutes for Sister Sarah

    Sarah Palin, the deadliest conservative alive, is going after Obama-Biden, but first she must take on a whole army of liberals with two guns and a fistful of dynamite!

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  485. TeaForTexas

    April 2nd, 2010

    Boe Dirt
    The president searches for his parents that abandoned him after hearing his election plans.

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  486. TeaForTexas

    April 2nd, 2010

    All About Obob
    Obob moves in with his socialist mentor.

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  487. TeaForTexas

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Obyss
    Exploration begins to retrieve the people’s money lost in the government’s obyss.

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  488. TeaForTexas

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Orincess Diaries
    Michelle finds out that she is the heir to a nation’s welfare accounts.

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  489. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    Dr. Zhicago – a community organizer is torn between two lovers – Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin. ( how’s that Doug?)

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  490. Call me Lennie

    April 2nd, 2010

    This is a two letter change so give me a one stroke penalty if you must

    BOwrence of Arabia

    B H Bowrence goes to Saudi Arabia to establish a new tone of obseqiousness and dhimmitude with the Muslim World. Based on the book, “The Seven Pillars of Fatuousness”

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  491. Amigo Burr

    April 2nd, 2010

    Rebel Without a Case

    Scott Baio plays a rebellious teenage lawyer seeking to fit in his new hometown of Washington D.C. while attempting to convince anyone who will listen that global warming is not a scam.

    Tom Cruise plays his sexually confused best friend with mis-matched socks.

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  492. Nice Deb

    April 2nd, 2010

    Porn on the 4th of July

    Fun at the Kennedy Compound.

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  493. Nice Deb

    April 2nd, 2010

    Olby Dick

    Fun and hijinx in an MSNBC host’s bathtub.

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  494. Chieftain

    April 2nd, 2010

    2012: A Spade Odyssey

    A documentary of the failed re-election campaign of “The One” and the subsequent purging of the Executive Branch…

    I know, but it is technically 1 letter and 1 number…

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  495. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    The C*nt for Red October

    Low-budget porn starring Hillary Clinton as the “comfort girl” aboard a Soviet missile submarine.

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  496. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Lives of Bothers – Americans describe their existence after 4 years of ever-increasing surveillance by a growing government

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  497. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    12 Donkeys – All that was left of the Democratic party in this thriller set in post-apocalyptic America

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  498. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Calvin and the Chipmunks – You’re predestined to love this lighthearted story about singing rodents!

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  499. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Eastern Premises – America becomes Chinese territory when madcap Communists pwn an bumbling president and totally control the nation’s debt.

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  500. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    The King and 0

    Barack Hussein Obama in a double role playing himself and himself in this psychological study of multiple personality disorder, megalomania, sociopathic behavior, and bed-wetting.

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  501. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Dolt – Animated comedy about a president mistakenly shipped from Chicago to Washington, D.C.

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  502. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Gallupoli – Rahm Emanuel races to save his boss’s legacy before the numbers totally tank.

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  503. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Facing the Grants – Government union members come to terms with having to spend the stimulus money to save their loser jobs.

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  504. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Curious George W. – A former president searches for answers to how his spending and increased bureaucracy opened the doors for the destruction of America by the Left.

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  505. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Badman Begins – BHO starts his “presidency.”

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  506. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Under the Tucson Sun – Fleeing the ratrace of Phoenix, a divorcee seeks to rebuild her life by selling solar panels to refugees from California.

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  507. Amigo Burr

    April 2nd, 2010

    Barber Ship

    Scott Baio returns to the silver screen as a shipboard barber subjected to the never ending inanities of his foul mouthed liberal crew mates.

    Also, I’d like to nominate sicsempertyrannis for his movie title Calvin and the Chipmunks.

    Fuggin’ hilariously erudite.

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  508. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Wallace & Vomit – The nauseating tale of the hero of Braveheart.

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  509. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    Sleezing Beauty

    Documentary on character assassination, class warfare, and the politics of envy as practiced by American collectivists.

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  510. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    I’m Robot – Barack Osama spills the beans about his real relationship with the murderous George Soros.

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  511. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Chariots of Five – Heartwarming story of the vehicles Americans will be driving (and their seating capacity) once Cap and Tax passes.

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  512. Chalupa

    April 2nd, 2010

    Hope Gloats – Barry tries to reassure an increasingly pessimistic nation.

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  513. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Space Chumps – The hilarious story of NASA after BHO cancels JFK’s challenge. Nearby Disney neighbor Pluto guest stars and is downgraded to a cur.

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  514. sicsempertyrannis

    April 2nd, 2010

    Era Gone – The story of a once great nation after a legendary leader’s influence is declared by the ruling elite to be “over.”

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  515. Uncle Al

    April 2nd, 2010

    The Cake of the Red Witch

    The U.S. Department of Agriculture produced this educational film by order of and with narration by Michelle Obama who preaches the benefits of the low-fat, low-carbohydrate, low-protein, low-salt, low-cholesterol, low-taste, and high-fiber “food” coming soon to your assigned govt cooperative.

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