This contest is closed.
We gotta tell you the truth. In the future, when we get on the phone to book our judges, it is vitally important we not be on a cell phone… in a convertible… with the radio on. We clearly said, “get us Scott Baio.” But nevertheless, we are proud to present to you, this week’s judge, IOWAHAWK!
This week’s prize is ironic. It’s a hand-painted curtain emblazoned with the iOWNTHEWORLD logo. This curtain was stenciled (and will be hand-signed to the winner) by the creator of our logo, Irony Curtain. The curtain is standard bathroom window size. It was stitched, and ready for your rod, by Mrs. Curtain.
Here’s the game. We’re going to go classic with this one. This is One Letter Change Movies.
Take a well known movie, change only one letter to make an entirely new title, and give a one or two sentence blurb describing this new movie (with references to the old one.) Remember, less is more. Don’t have Iowahawk’s eyes glazing over with your manuscript.
Here’s a sample to get you started:
The Silence of the Lamps – Algore consults with Hannibal Lector in order to track down a serial killer with a dangerously huge carbon footprint.
UPDATE: AGAIN. NO THUMBING!