Home - by BigFurHat - July 21, 2013 - 09:54 America/New_York - 56 Comments
marcus t. cicero
July 21st, 2013
Well preserved cadaver…
SOMEBODY THROW A CHAIR IN HIS FACE!!!
Don’t do drugs, kids. Even if you stop the effects are long lasting.
Geraldo gettin’ his Weiner on…
Add another thing he didn’t find in that vault – dignity.
50 pounds is the new 70.
Jesus Christ, what a megalomaniac.
Geraldo, LITERALLY, viewing the world through rose-colored glasses.
Maybe it’s those rose colored glasses that have him seeing things that aren’t there.
you reading what I’m typing again Fur?
What an idiot.
A lot of people don’t understand how Narcissistic this type of behavior is. Geraldo! Try acting your age! Becoming a CONSERVATIVE might be a good start…
Just for the record, one of the few non-obese
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Looks like a pale Steakum
J Frank Parnell
More narcissistic than Narcissus. That picture defines the 60′s generation.
It’s Al Capone’s empty vault all over again. Hahaha
Feckless and dickless.
Any man his age walking around exposing himself like this should be checked for dementia or alzheimers.
lol. Is that his skirt hanging on the door?
Roger Ailes should fire him.
And what’s with the trend of giant head+tiny body?
Time for the old hippies to die, doncha think?
I’m tired, TIRED, of what these narcissists have done to the world.
So this is what Jerry Rivers really looks like! Gross and disgusting.
Hey, many of us Boomers are aging gracefully. Don’t blame us all. Jerry is pathetic.
ANY man that is over 29 and takes a cell phone picture of himself while in a fricken towel in the bathroom should have all of his man privileges revoked.
Dude has plunged to the very bottommost corner of The Deep End.
Narcissist is right! Why else would he think anyone would want to see this?
I’m referring to a broad subset of the boomers. You know who they are.
Ailes should smoke him for this. His last shred of respectability, if he ever even had any, just booked out the door.
BTW, name another putative “republican” who would do this.
Okay, Mark Sanford, but who else?
This is Leftie behavior.
He’s sucking in his gut.
@MJA: “a pale Steakum”. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Back in the olden days this used to be called exhibitionism.
Another fine example of “Fair, balanced and unafraid.” /
I agree with @super toe.
This is bizarre behavior for anybody over 25, let alone 70.
And it’s not just the act of tweeting this itself.
It’s that he obviously thinks he looks GOOD.
Can he not see what we see?
i.e. that his head looks like a jack-o-lantern that’s been left on the porch for a month after Hallowe’en?
Freakin white Hispanics. Can get away from them.
Well, at least he covered up his vagina. I really don’t want to see that.
All moustache, no hot dog.
I believe in his “community” they call it a “she-nis”.
Which is it?
Cheech or Chong?
Must be doing meth now.
Czar of Defenestration
Note to Jerry: what was sexy at 18 is not at 70.
Please drop dead.
That’s a pretty small bathroom in that mobile home.
photoshoppers, you know what to do
And this zooms to the top of the list of what is wrong with that man. He never could keep it zipped. Is he trolling for wife #8?
He got his own room a Willowbrook.
As if he wasn’t an object of ridicule to begin with!
I think IOTW is purposely doing these photos to drive some of us with sensitive eyes away. That’s okay. Geraldo wasn’t sexy at 18 and at 70, Ho Li Fuk!
The Mad German
He should of at least took down his victorias secret lace nighty off of the door before he snapped the picture.
Looks like his matching thong is right below it.
Just read some replies on twitter. Anthony Bourdain says
“There’s a struggling Yorkie under the towel.
..Dear Geraldo: if you wrap the Yorkie in electrical tape, it won’t explode”
I didn’t know until just now that Rivers already wrote an autobiography in 1991. Titled “Exposing Myself”.
The blue pill kicked in and he was feeling pretty full of himself. While he might be in good shape for 70, his face is like the picture of Dorian Gray.
If my grandpa did something like that it’d be time to call the family together and discuss putting the old demented man in the retirement home.
Should’a done the DUCK FACE!
Why, BFH? Why would you do this to us? What have we done to you to elicit such a response?
A real man could hold up that towel without using their hand/
or the fishface.
Damn it to hell. Gonna have to talk to the wife about posing for Avatars. Dano must have hacked her phone.
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