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Home - by - July 21, 2013 - 09:54 America/New_York - 56 Comments

Geraldo posts a weiner on twitter saying “70 is the new 50.’
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  1. marcus t. cicero

    July 21st, 2013

    Well preserved cadaver…

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  2. Jerry Manderin

    July 21st, 2013

    SOMEBODY THROW A CHAIR IN HIS FACE!!!

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  3. IronyCurtain

    July 21st, 2013

    Don’t do drugs, kids. Even if you stop the effects are long lasting.

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  4. Jerry Manderin

    July 21st, 2013

    Geraldo gettin’ his Weiner on…

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  5. BigFurHat

    July 21st, 2013

    Add another thing he didn’t find in that vault – dignity.

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  6. BigFurHat

    July 21st, 2013

    50 pounds is the new 70.

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  7. Anonymous

    July 21st, 2013

    Jesus Christ, what a megalomaniac.

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  8. BigFurHat

    July 21st, 2013

    Geraldo, LITERALLY, viewing the world through rose-colored glasses.

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  9. Menderman

    July 21st, 2013

    Maybe it’s those rose colored glasses that have him seeing things that aren’t there.

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  10. Menderman

    July 21st, 2013

    you reading what I’m typing again Fur?

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  11. DaveVA

    July 21st, 2013

    What an idiot.

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  12. Dano

    July 21st, 2013

    A lot of people don’t understand how Narcissistic this type of behavior is. Geraldo! Try acting your age! Becoming a CONSERVATIVE might be a good start…

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  13. Dano

    July 21st, 2013

    WTF!!

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  14. marcus t. cicero

    July 21st, 2013

    Just for the record, one of the few non-obese
    Mexicans…..

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  15. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    July 21st, 2013

    Eeeew.

    Looks like a pale Steakum

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  16. J Frank Parnell

    July 21st, 2013

    More narcissistic than Narcissus. That picture defines the 60′s generation.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Narcissus-Caravaggio_(1594-96)_edited.jpg

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    July 21st, 2013

    It’s Al Capone’s empty vault all over again. Hahaha

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  18. Joe Btfsplk

    July 21st, 2013

    Feckless and dickless.

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  19. super toe

    July 21st, 2013

    Any man his age walking around exposing himself like this should be checked for dementia or alzheimers.

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  20. Unruly Refugee

    July 21st, 2013

    lol. Is that his skirt hanging on the door?

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  21. Jerry Manderin

    July 21st, 2013

    Roger Ailes should fire him.

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  22. J Frank Parnell

    July 21st, 2013

    And what’s with the trend of giant head+tiny body?

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  23. Chief

    July 21st, 2013

    Time for the old hippies to die, doncha think?

    I’m tired, TIRED, of what these narcissists have done to the world.

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  24. the aardvark

    July 21st, 2013

    So this is what Jerry Rivers really looks like! Gross and disgusting.

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  25. pbird

    July 21st, 2013

    Hey, many of us Boomers are aging gracefully. Don’t blame us all. Jerry is pathetic.

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  26. G.Marie

    July 21st, 2013

    ANY man that is over 29 and takes a cell phone picture of himself while in a fricken towel in the bathroom should have all of his man privileges revoked.

    Dude has plunged to the very bottommost corner of The Deep End.

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  27. beachmom

    July 21st, 2013

    Narcissist is right! Why else would he think anyone would want to see this?

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  28. Chief

    July 21st, 2013

    I’m referring to a broad subset of the boomers. You know who they are.

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  29. Chief

    July 21st, 2013

    Ailes should smoke him for this. His last shred of respectability, if he ever even had any, just booked out the door.

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  30. Chief

    July 21st, 2013

    BTW, name another putative “republican” who would do this.

    Okay, Mark Sanford, but who else?

    This is Leftie behavior.

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  31. Billy Fuster

    July 21st, 2013

    He’s sucking in his gut.

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  32. LadyGun12

    July 21st, 2013

    @MJA: “a pale Steakum”. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  33. AbigailAdams

    July 21st, 2013

    Back in the olden days this used to be called exhibitionism.

    Another fine example of “Fair, balanced and unafraid.” /

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  34. norman einstein

    July 21st, 2013

    I agree with @super toe.
    This is bizarre behavior for anybody over 25, let alone 70.

    And it’s not just the act of tweeting this itself.
    It’s that he obviously thinks he looks GOOD.
    Can he not see what we see?
    i.e. that his head looks like a jack-o-lantern that’s been left on the porch for a month after Hallowe’en?

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  35. sTevo

    July 21st, 2013

    Freakin white Hispanics. Can get away from them.

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  36. sTevo

    July 21st, 2013

    Well, at least he covered up his vagina. I really don’t want to see that.

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  37. Aidan

    July 21st, 2013

    All moustache, no hot dog.

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  38. Chief

    July 21st, 2013

    sTevo

    I believe in his “community” they call it a “she-nis”.

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  39. Rick

    July 21st, 2013

    ESAD Jerry.

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  40. cato

    July 21st, 2013

    Which is it?

    Cheech or Chong?

    Must be doing meth now.

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  41. Czar of Defenestration

    July 21st, 2013

    Note to Jerry: what was sexy at 18 is not at 70.

    Please drop dead.

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  42. Joe Btfsplk

    July 21st, 2013

    That’s a pretty small bathroom in that mobile home.

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  43. bob

    July 21st, 2013

    photoshoppers, you know what to do

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  44. RosalindJ

    July 21st, 2013

    And this zooms to the top of the list of what is wrong with that man. He never could keep it zipped. Is he trolling for wife #8?

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  45. Sarge

    July 21st, 2013

    He got his own room a Willowbrook.

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  46. Tiger Eyes

    July 21st, 2013

    As if he wasn’t an object of ridicule to begin with!

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  47. joe

    July 21st, 2013

    I think IOTW is purposely doing these photos to drive some of us with sensitive eyes away. That’s okay. Geraldo wasn’t sexy at 18 and at 70, Ho Li Fuk!

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  48. The Mad German

    July 21st, 2013

    He should of at least took down his victorias secret lace nighty off of the door before he snapped the picture.
    Looks like his matching thong is right below it.

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  49. RosalindJ

    July 21st, 2013

    Just read some replies on twitter. Anthony Bourdain says

    “There’s a struggling Yorkie under the towel.

    ..Dear Geraldo: if you wrap the Yorkie in electrical tape, it won’t explode”

    I didn’t know until just now that Rivers already wrote an autobiography in 1991. Titled “Exposing Myself”.

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  50. iris354

    July 21st, 2013

    The blue pill kicked in and he was feeling pretty full of himself. While he might be in good shape for 70, his face is like the picture of Dorian Gray.

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  51. The Mad German

    July 21st, 2013

    If my grandpa did something like that it’d be time to call the family together and discuss putting the old demented man in the retirement home.

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  52. Dano

    July 21st, 2013

    Should’a done the DUCK FACE!

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  53. da_truth36

    July 21st, 2013

    Why, BFH? Why would you do this to us? What have we done to you to elicit such a response?

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  54. Anonymous

    July 21st, 2013

    A real man could hold up that towel without using their hand/

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  55. Anonymous

    July 21st, 2013

    @Dano,

    or the fishface.

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  56. Dude

    July 21st, 2013

    Damn it to hell. Gonna have to talk to the wife about posing for Avatars. Dano must have hacked her phone.

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