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Before Anyone Is Horrified, I Have CBS and MSNBC’S Blessings
Weasel Zippers has a story about a San Francisco “artisan” who makes custom toilets. (I do believe he’s “logged” a lot of time in public restrooms researching his calling, if ya know what I mean.) CBS news profiles the guy in a very respectful lighthearted way, all the while highlighting his crown (throne?) jewel – A Bush Urinal.
So, I am awaiting my call from CBS news. While I wait, check out Weasel Zippers for the full story.
Tim
March 13th, 2010
Wouldn’t put my ass anywhere near it.
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Moe Tom
March 13th, 2010
The only way these piss holes can survive is if they are in the private homes of libtards. If they are installed in bars, hotels, restaurants etc., they will be smashed in no time flat. Also if the likes of Joe the plumber installs them in a libtards cave. They will leak constantly. Believe me. not a good idea. but then whose idea was it?
canopfor
March 13th, 2010
I suggest,that one of these,should be
installed where Rahm,ahem,showers!!
cfm990
March 13th, 2010
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “potty mouth”.
EAT SH!T BARRY!
Wooo Hooo
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Diann
March 13th, 2010
I don’t know which I like more. “Liberty & Tyranny” as the reading material, or the fact that the toilet paper has been folded to a point.
The devil is in the details, Fur, you devil!
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Rightwingfeather
March 13th, 2010
Ah…how perfect. obama as the porcelain God!
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Greg B
March 13th, 2010
Anyone for a rim job?
RoseD1st
March 13th, 2010
LOL That would give me nightmares!
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cfm990
March 13th, 2010
Does it have a bidet feature? If so ,does it spout platitudes?
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Diann
March 13th, 2010
cfm,
It’s also “auto-cleaning.” Simply press the “Let me be clear” button and PRESTO!
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FreeWillie
March 13th, 2010
FINALLY! Some place I can take a dump and feel relieved after doing so.
Matt
March 13th, 2010
Hey Barry,you got something in your teeth.
Looks like corn.
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cfm990
March 13th, 2010
Diann.. Clear??? = Dooosheee???
cfm990
March 13th, 2010
No Matt …A-Corn
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Doc
March 13th, 2010
Looks like a good place to leave your unwanted Obama Dolls….What ever happened to that Doll making kit by the way??
Elektra
March 13th, 2010
diann, Or just say it in your best Barack Obama impersonation.
JohnD
March 13th, 2010
I’m eating extra spicy tonight! Can’t wait to share it with shit mouth.
cfm990
March 13th, 2010
How do you flush the friggin thing?
Twisted the ears, pulled the nose,poked the eyes.
What I gotta do,rub his head and say,wished I had a watermelon?
Damn it worked. Fool said i owe him $2.50?
Go figure.
simply amazed
March 13th, 2010
Those ears will be a big help if you’re having to really bear down – or hold on.
Ed Wallis
March 13th, 2010
I’d buy one for my new home sure as day if I thought that it would increase the property values, but…
..seeing as how th e world turns today, I’d be better off laying a turd on the floor, than having to “‘DO BUSINESS’ WITH BARACK.”
merle
March 13th, 2010
That’s a urinal unless you are a lib .,.if you are lick the bowl.,., Just To find Out Whats Inside nancy .,. those teeth close another nueuter Job ! No thanks
Comrade Whoopie
March 13th, 2010
You have to call “Big Tonsil” when it clogs. Joe the Plumber won’t touch it.
merle
March 13th, 2010
Move it To Kenya where it would be Bowed down to .
LadyGun12
March 13th, 2010
@cfm990, I thought you had to press on that mole!
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Anonymous
March 13th, 2010
No way am I sittin’ on his face!
cfm990
March 13th, 2010
In the Libs eyes .
Natural, Neutered, Neutral. It’s all good.
In the eyes of a Conservative
Stand up. Grow a Pair. Make A Stand.
merle
March 13th, 2010
It’s a Lemon. Its already full of it brand new freshly installed its a lemon,full of Hope and Change and it aint worth sitting on,just return it,cant do that? Impeach this toliet! It sucks and the teeth are a safety hazard for my male parts,maybe grow a fruit out of it watermelon or a bananna tree ,no this would not work it’s Hope is gone and now we need to change the toliet !
cfm990
March 13th, 2010
Oops.. That last one was at Merle.
@ Lady Gun. Don”t wanna think about the mole hole.
Brrr Scary.
SteveF
March 13th, 2010
Kinda reminds me of a Navy shitter onboard ship. Pretty f*cking disgusting. But what the hell, when ya gotta go ya gotta go.
Sicktoy
March 13th, 2010
Fur, it’s a masterpiece!!!
Corona
March 13th, 2010
Taste it!
HippieCritic
March 13th, 2010
“Take a Dump In Obama’s Mouth”
-That line friggin’ killed me!!!
Papadoc
March 13th, 2010
Does sh** go in or come out? Oh. Both.
shamus mcdunnah
March 13th, 2010
They should put these in the local animal shelters for the dogs and kitties to use. Or, maybe its a “green toilet”. No paper required, after defecation, Barry’s tongue licks the anus clean.
merle
March 13th, 2010
Reality: no one wants to sit on this toliet so lets vote it out !
Betty
March 14th, 2010
Okay…I took a dump. What tickled me?
had enuf mike
March 14th, 2010
does it come with the “toilet safety tissue” , cus no way I’m parking my ass on that thing without a liner…
Meta4
March 14th, 2010
Well, We have to swallow HIS bullshit . . .
Chris
March 14th, 2010
The actual, original source of obama dolls…
Moe Tom
March 14th, 2010
When installed, according to Mouslim Law, these stit holes must face Mecca.
Moe Tom
March 14th, 2010
Or should that be away from Mecca. I forget. WGAS!
Chalupa
March 15th, 2010
At the end of the flush, it goes uh uh uh…