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Ozzie Guillen is in my personal Hall of Fame
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I’m a national league fan, specifically a New York Mets fan. But now I am an Ozzie Guillen fan. Always outspoken, sometimes gaffe prone, Guillen called out Sean Penn on twitter for being a payaso – that’s spanish for Spicoli, I mean, clown.
From Weasel Zippers:
You can add Sean Penn to the long list of people who have been called out by Ozzie Guillen.
The outspoken White Sox manager called Penn a “payaso” (clown) and “izquierdista estupido” (stupid leftist) on Twitter Friday for his praise of controversial Venezuela President Hugo Chavez.
“Oh my God, Sean Penn defended our President Hugo Chavez,” Guillen, a Venezuela native, tweeted.
“That’s easy when you [don't] live in Venezuela and have money. LOL…shame on [you].”
Penn appeared on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” last week and was asked why he continues to defend Chavez.
“Every day this elected leader is called a dictator here, and we just accept it and accept it,” Penn said.
“And this is mainstream media, who should — truly there should be a bar by which they — one goes to prison for these kinds of lies.”
Betula
March 13th, 2010
I have a feeling Ozzie would know a bit more about this subject than Penn.
Perhaps a poster could be made…
Sean Penn,Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte star in……..”Los Tres Soplones”.
mark
March 13th, 2010
I knew I liked Ozzie for a reason!
HIppieCritic
March 13th, 2010
Guillen was a really good shortstop, a decent hitter except for the fact that he had an on base percentage that might have been lower than his batting average (lol).
I love the guy.
AvgDude
March 13th, 2010
How funny would it be if Penn developed ass cancer now?
squatch
March 13th, 2010
That.Image.Kill.Me.Retinal.Rape.
Diann
March 13th, 2010
Sean Penn is like those mental midgets who sang the praise of “Uncle Joe” all the while he was slaughtering millions of his people. I feel nothing but pity for this tiny man.
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aharte
March 13th, 2010
Reminds me of the way I love Andy Garcia and his unapologetic stance on Cuba, Castro and Che.
Comrade Whoopie
March 13th, 2010
Sean Penn should die of a rectal brain tumor.
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Mr. Pinko
March 13th, 2010
Things you don’t know about BigFurHat:
BigFurhat is biased because he played baseball with Ozzie Guillen’s son at Comiskey Park.
Shaddup!!! – bfh
Horseface
March 13th, 2010
Comrade Whoopie:
Penn has his head so far up his ass that for him, rectal cancer and brain cancer are the same thing.
Horseface
March 13th, 2010
When I think of Penn and Chavez, I think of the Borat hotel scene.
LadyGun12
March 13th, 2010
That comment he made about wishing those who disagree with him would die screaming of rectal cancer was beyond the pale. I don’t even wish that upon HIM. But he still makes me wanna puke. He comes in just above child molester as the lowest form of humanity.
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LadyGun12
March 13th, 2010
Oh, and–Go Ozzie!
Jenny
March 13th, 2010
One day living in a dictatorship under a brute beast like Chavez and Sean Penn would be reduced to a sniveling, whining, groveling, pusillanimous, boot-licking, night-sweating, candy-stealing, thumb-sucking, name-calling, bedwetting crybaby.
Oh, wait … that’s what he is now.
My bad.
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1MadJack
March 13th, 2010
Betula I think it sould be titled “Los tres bolsos de ducha de los sombreros del asno.”
I love it when a non-hollyweird celebrity tells a hollyweirder what a douchbag he or she is.
Sean Penn is the POS King of asshat/douchebags.
SteveF
March 13th, 2010
I sean Penn suddenly came down with rectal cancer it would be the ultimate irony and we would know for certain that god does have a sense of humor. Then maybe break his ankles so he has to sit all the time.
Jimmy McW
March 13th, 2010
It would be an even sweeter irony if he was denied treatment by the medical care system that he loves so much. Former Miss Venezuela Maria Conchita Alonso has also spoken out against Yugo.
FreeWillie
March 13th, 2010
@Jenny
I like your style. Have you considered being a part of the armed resistance when it becomes necessary? Somehow I think you’d look sexy with an AR slung across your shoulder and a .45 on your hip. But that’s just me.
simply amazed
March 13th, 2010
Seconding Free Willie’s paean of praise for Jenny -not that everyone else here doesn’t deserve one too.
Lady G, that IS an XD-45, isn’t it?
Moe Tom
March 13th, 2010
Speaking of izquierdista estupido payasi, anyone hear from Hames Jinds lately? I need to verbally smack the piss out of someone.Yuall are too nice and also much smarter than me. Just thinkin’
Moe Tom
March 13th, 2010
Ozzie Guillen: Hombre
Moe Tom
March 13th, 2010
Penn is lower than a golf cheat
Paul
March 13th, 2010
Penn’s an ass-monkey. Why in the world would anyone pay the least bit of attention to him?
Tim Hines
March 13th, 2010
Shawan Pinn is the greatest ass-monkey of all time!!!!!!!!!! He is a purr genus and you right-wing-nut scum sukking wish you had the one thousandth of his little fingernail in yer butts!!!!!!!!
Hope ya’ll get a Hiney shot from this. Best I can do on a moment’s notice.
Jenny
March 13th, 2010
Thanks ever so, FreeWillie and simply amazed. You all bring out the very best in me.
As to lending my gifts (such as they be) to the armed resistance, I’m in … with one condition: I get the first shot at Sean Penn.
FreeWillie
March 13th, 2010
@Jenny
Left knee.. when he struggles to run I take the right shoulder. Then you get the right knees…. see a pattern here?
simply amazed
March 13th, 2010
Free Willie, do I get the low center of mass shot?
1MadJack
March 13th, 2010
LadyGun12, my personal concealed carry weapon is an XD .40. Nice to see a gun-totin’ girl on here.
LadyGun12
March 13th, 2010
To be honest, 1MadJack, I don’t know what kind of gun that is. The avatar was too small to tell. Since I do love to shoot, I wanted an avatar of a woman with a gun.
1MadJack
March 13th, 2010
Well I like that pic and I like your user handle!
Sicktoy
March 13th, 2010
Holy crow!!! Does Chavez have a thong on in that picture???
“And this is mainstream media, who should — truly there should be a bar by which they — one goes to prison for these kinds of lies.” Um Sean, if you were in Venezuela, they WOULD put you in prison for disparaging Chavez – that’s the difference between a country run by a dictator and a free country – where you can be an asshat and NOT go to jail…
Eric
March 13th, 2010
My rant against Spicoli, and calling Chavez a DICTATOR is available here for Penn to read at any time he see’s fit.
http://sideshowmirrors.blogspot.com/2010/03/spicoli-calls-for-imprisonment-of.html
FreeWillie
March 14th, 2010
@simply amazed
Gut shots are mine. 12 ga #6 bird shot. Makes a real mess.
Tim
March 14th, 2010
Guns are too dignified for these scum. A rope is appropriate. Or a garotte (which, I guess, is a slow rope).
Moe Tom
March 14th, 2010
Tim I agree,guns are far too dignified for the payaso. How ’bout a boot in the rectum?
Call me Lennie
March 14th, 2010
Dang, Jenny
I give you one newbie click and the next thing you know, you think you’re King Kong ……. ’s mate
Jenny
March 14th, 2010
Call me Lennie … that would be Fay Wray? LOLOL she was cute.
She just died a couple of years ago. I think she was almost 100. -HC
Chalupa
March 15th, 2010
Spicoli’s in for some tasty waves tonight.