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TV SHOW REMAKE CONTEST

Home - by BigFurHat - March 14, 2010 - 15:18 UTC - 43 Comments

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. RESULTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON!

TV SHOW REMAKE CONTEST is still in progress and running HERE

It ends at 11:59pm tonight!

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and just FYI – I caught JustCallMeLennie over at Atlas’s place brown-nosing!!! See his shameful display HERE!

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  1. Doc

    March 13th, 2010

    At leaste Lennie left Kenny’s credits intact!

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  2. Snowball the Sourpuss

    March 13th, 2010

    We’re gonna have to start calling Lennie Horseshack! And besides, what’s the guy trying to do, decorate his entire house in won iOTW swag?

    Sheesh.

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  3. Call me Lennie

    March 13th, 2010

    Hey guys what’s up? So, we’ve got a second thread going for the Pamela Geller contest? Great, cause I,ve got a couple of oth-

    Why are you all staring at me like that?

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  4. Call me Lennie

    March 13th, 2010

    So you all think I’m brownosing do you? Well let me tell you something — I’ve been smooching Pamela Geller’s tuchas all throughout this contest. Just check out some of my posts. And check out the use of the word tuchas. I’m brownosing right now even as I compose this sentence.

    What can I say? I’m a Krautmick mongrel slug from a suburb of Phoenix. I love intense diminutive blue eyed Jewish women from New York.

    At least I think she has blue eyes. Do you, Pammy Poo?

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  5. Doc

    March 13th, 2010

    You gotta admit, Lennies got CHUTZPAH!

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  6. Reverend Idaho Spud

    March 13th, 2010

    I would hate to think that my comment, no. 465 lost out because the contest was rigged!

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  7. Call me Lennie

    March 13th, 2010

    Let’s post some more shows

    ‘effed Troops

    Bumbling PC politicians and gutless military careerists keep soldiers constantly looking over their shoulders

    With our former CinC as Captain O-mington

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  8. Mr. Pinko

    March 13th, 2010

    I out-chutzpahed Lennie – I asked Pamela to marry me! I’ll get that fur hat yet (and I’ll win the one in the contest too!!!)

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  9. Snowball the Sourpuss

    March 13th, 2010

    *rimshot!* LOL.

    Lennie, Lennie, Lennie. Dude, put on your glasses. Can you say hazel?

    Is it me or does Pam look like that hot babe in Somewhere In Time? Jane somebody…

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  10. Call me Lennie

    March 13th, 2010

    Snowball, don’t be like that, MA-A-A-A-N!! Don’t get pissed at me for a little Geller brownosing.

    At the very least let me show you some truly epic Pamela Geller related tuchas smooching, then yo ucan really get pissed! I posted this comment two months ago on a Rifqa Bary related article over at her website. It’s the best song parody I’ve ever done. Note her reaction

    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/01/rifqa-bary-will-not-be-forced-to-return-to-islam-or-her-parents.html

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  11. Call me Lennie

    March 13th, 2010

    My comment is #15, so you’ll have to scroll down a bit. You’ll see that I left a little plug for us as well. And Mr Pinko, still think you out chutzpahed me? Still think you’re gonna get the Pam Bam?

    What was her two word response — Nice one? Not bad? Good effort? Ph#ckoff, Lennie?

    I don’t think so

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  12. Doc

    March 13th, 2010

    What’s this…un-leash the brown noses? I bet Lennie didn’t even know Pam has eyes.

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  13. Irony Curtain

    March 13th, 2010

    You guys…oy vay!

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  14. LadyGun12

    March 13th, 2010

    Doc, you beat me to it. I was gonna ask him if he ever even LOOKED at her eyes!

    And Lennie’s not much worse than Moe Tom and Uncle Al in the brown-nosing department… :-)

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  15. LadyGun12

    March 13th, 2010

    @Reverend, yours was one of my favorites!

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  16. Moe Tom

    March 13th, 2010

    LadyGun 12: Pamela is a lady of character and will not be swayed by flattery, bribery, brownnosery or any other ery. I have full faith that she will deem with honor, without regard to race, creed, pigment, shade, national origin, or belt size.

    Right Pam? (Take another look at my submissions.)

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  17. Call me Lennie

    March 13th, 2010

    Oh please Lady Gun, if I was kissing up to PG, would I intentionally misstate the color of her eyes?

    I MEAN, whoever heard of a blue eyed Jewish woman from New York? That would be like talking about a blue eyed Hispanic woman from Jersey — never happens

    Ain’t that right. Lori?

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  18. Matt

    March 13th, 2010

    What the devil is THIS then??

    “It’s awesome that you are the Celebrity Judge at iOwnTheWorld.com

    We are honored! ;-)

    Posted by: Mr_Pinko | Saturday, March 13, 2010 at 12:09 PM ”

    There are shameless people afoot. I will have NO part of this.

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  19. beethovenqueen

    March 13th, 2010

    Pam Geller judging — how cool is that??

    *waving to Pam!*

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  20. Moe Tom

    March 13th, 2010

    why are there thumbs on this. I thought it was a continuation? I’d have given me 8 thumbs up.

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  21. Moe Tom

    March 13th, 2010

    Matt.Doc,Snowball,lennie,pinko, and Ladygun12 get thumbs up for nothing. I write a wonderful tribute to my hero Pamela and get zero. I’m pissed.

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  22. simply amazed

    March 13th, 2010

    Sorry, but back to the “contest” – “Fists Of Fury”, featuring Kevin Jennings and the entire enrollment of a boys school somewhere near the Research Triangle.

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  23. simply amazed

    March 13th, 2010

    Three Faces of Theieves, starring Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama in a suspenseful, existential psychodrama mystery about who most successfully screwed the American people and the Constitution of the United (or is it Untied) States.

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  24. Wyatt AARP

    March 13th, 2010

    I take a full day off to actually do some work, and not only miss the beginning of a contest, but find almost 600 entries already. Good ones too – don’t you people have lives?

    So, in the spirit of pettiness, I tender “Big Fur Hat Valley,” a drama revolving around a group of malevolent, yet talented artists who encourage an uprising of common sense, and end up destroying Friday afternoon productivity.

    Oh – and also starring a bunch of people who already stole all of the good ideas.

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  25. ScratchNSniff

    March 13th, 2010

    Wyatt, we don’t have life, but we do have iowntheworld and Atlasshrugged (here that Ms. Pam?) Anyway, yeah you can still get in your submissions.

    Anything you submit is bound to be better than the little suck up Lennie sent. He knows that, that’s why he’s plying the guest judge with his manly wiles (whatever those are).

    I think we should call him Benedict Lennie.

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  26. Pamela Geller

    March 14th, 2010

    yeah, my tuchas is raw. Down boy!

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  27. BigFurHat

    March 14th, 2010

    She’s watching, people. Behave.

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  28. Uncle Al

    March 14th, 2010

    She’s watching? She’s really watching!?

    OMG – I gotta comb my hair, but on actual clothes instead of PJs, toss those empty liquor bottles.

    Sheesh! Why didn’t you TELL us she’s watching?

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  29. BigFurHat

    March 14th, 2010

    Don’t forget to comb the ’stache…

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  30. Uncle Al

    March 14th, 2010

    I’ll comb the ’stache if you’ll check this out:

    LibertyCentral.org is a non-profit, non-tax deductible organization which will have a user-friendly, entertaining, and educational website designed to provide an online community for visitors to preserve freedom and reaffirm the core founding principles.

    What makes this interesting is that it is being promoted by Ginnie Thomas. She is more formally known as Mrs. Clarence Thomas.

    The LA Times not surprisingly has an article with not a small amount of innuendo about impartiality
    and crap.

    http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-na-thomas14-2010mar14,0,6505384.story

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  31. Ed G. Mann

    March 14th, 2010

    After listening to all this noise, about PG, I’m going to go comb my tongue and brush my tooth.
    Sheeeesh!

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  32. Moe Tom

    March 14th, 2010

    Last entry for me. Pamela take Note.

    Lonesome Love. Starring: Bwarney Swank.
    Co Srarring: Rham Emanuel and Dick
    Masse(sp.wgaf),Raceal Maddows as Lora

    Introducing the Congressional Interns Boys Choir.

    Wonderful, wonderful story. When Emanuel stands up there and say’s “I hate rude behavior in a man, won’t tolerate it.” Just makes you proud to be a muslim. This is a movie for the whole family to watch. I’m going to have one more, take my pills and go to fu*k to bed.

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  33. Dixie

    March 14th, 2010

    Snowball, correct! She’s Jane Seymour,
    also starred in TV’s “Dr. Quinn, Medicine woman.” ;-)

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  34. James

    March 14th, 2010

    welcome back carter

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  35. Call me Lennie

    March 14th, 2010

    The contest is closed? So who won?

    DID I WIN, Mrs Geller, DID I WIN?

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  36. Uncle Al

    March 14th, 2010

    Um, just what does “soon” mean in this context?

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  37. Call me Lennie

    March 14th, 2010

    Right back to square one

    Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

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  38. Chalupa

    March 14th, 2010

    Saved By The Bull – starring barry, an out of work Congress and all the morons that voted for them; The Hineymooners – starring everyone that posts derogatory comments on this site; Sheiko And The Man – a comedy of errors starring barry and lots of mideast money; I Dream Of Jihad – starring a young barry in Indonesia; I Love Lunacy – starring a soon to be out of work congress.

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  39. Call me Lennie

    March 15th, 2010

    @ Chaloop

    I Love Lunacy

    Lucille Ball as the loveable ditzy redhead who causes havoc in an insane asylum with her madcap antics. With Desi Arnaz as Nurse Ricky.

    Lucy! You got some meds to take. Waaah!

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  40. funkendunkel

    March 15th, 2010

    Mr Pinko- I asked Pamela to marry me! I’ll get that fur hat yet (and I’ll win the one in the contest too!!!)

    Bwahahahahaha! That is just soooo wrong! It’s funny as hell but just sooo wrong. I cant stop laughing.

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  41. Snowball the Sourpuss

    March 15th, 2010

    Dixie – Hell yeah, loved her in that show. Wish they’d put that one back on for us rerun junkies. I had no idea Pam was so versatile and talented.

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  42. Snowball the Sourpuss

    March 15th, 2010

    Plus, she’s the gal that was posing w/Sheehan and flipping her da bird right?

    Her husband must be very proud…I know I would be.

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  43. Elektra

    March 15th, 2010

    The Gone Show was my my fav. Is anyone over there voting, yet? Can we go vote on our fav’s now?

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