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Home - by - July 8, 2013 - 13:00 America/New_York - 25 Comments

Muslims have created their own Sharia compliant search engine.

I tested it.

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I hit Search -

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The good news is that the normally litigious Google has, apparently, lost their testicles, so there seems to be a window of opportunity here while they are standing down.

I’ve created my own company – ConservaGoogling. It is unfiltered and scours every inch of every bit of information that is digitally available.

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Hit search-

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You’ll find some interesting autofills, as well.

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» 25 Comments

  1. MM

    July 8th, 2013

    You’re a hoot Fur

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  2. eternal cracker p

    July 8th, 2013

    Wouldn’t it be easier to simply disregard everything that has taken place since the 7th century?

    if ($article_date > 12/31/699) { &haram }

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  3. Stirrin the Cracker Pot

    July 8th, 2013

    It’s been tried before and failed. Maybe with Google’s backing moslems can scour the internet without fear of Haram! ;)

    http://imhalal.com/

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  4. deltawisky

    July 8th, 2013

    I tried the site and searched “mohammed was a child molester” and tons of search results came up basically showing that he was (as we all know). Seems their beta test isn’t doing too well.

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  5. Unslung Hero

    July 8th, 2013

    Big Fur……….I see fatwa on your head and may a thousand camels defecate upwind……

    This be funny!

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  6. thirdtwin

    July 8th, 2013

    Looks like CAIR is trolling for abuse to whine about. Maybe Souldead O’Brien can have them on her Al Jazeera show.

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  7. hanoverfist

    July 8th, 2013

    Dont search “goat”

    My inbox filled with porn.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 8th, 2013

    @hanoverfist for the WIN!

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  9. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 8th, 2013

    I always wondered what all of those liberal porn people will do when Obama’s sharia law takes over. They’re going to do a web search for porn photos and all they’re going to get back is pictures of goats and sheep, and photos of 9 year old girls wearing wedding dresses.

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  10. RANDO

    July 8th, 2013

    “…arm-only toner”
    *SNORK!*

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  11. MNHawk

    July 8th, 2013

    Hmmm. I input the words “hot man on goat action” and got 35,000,000 hits.

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  12. DaveVA

    July 8th, 2013

    BFH, you are a crafty character
    .

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  13. giamby

    July 8th, 2013

    The search “mohammed was a fag” returns many results.

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  14. Maudie N Mandeville

    July 8th, 2013

    ‘Mohammed was a homosexual’ hit pay dirt. Now these guys have balls!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239753/France-open-worlds-mosque-gay-community.html

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  15. hanoverfist

    July 8th, 2013

    @ Maudie

    It shant end well.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 8th, 2013

    What ever happened to Evonne Goolagong anyway?

    Wha’? It’s not? Oh.

    Muslims?

    Like in HOFOOF’S ANGELS M/C?

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  17. Tim

    July 8th, 2013

    I thought y’all were kidding!

    Just got a bunch of hits for “Arafat the pervert.”

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  18. The Lost Dog

    July 8th, 2013

    BFH = You are almost as funny as I think I am…

    Thank you, my unmet friend. Truly. The only thing left is to have a hearty laugh at these assholes. They have already won…Bummer…

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  19. The Lost Dog

    July 8th, 2013

    And thank you Boobie. You’re pretty funny yourself! What do you do with an IQ higher than Einstein, and you can’t do anything but fuck up? Discerning readers want to know…

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  20. bittercracka

    July 8th, 2013

    Fur, you are a funny bastid.

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  21. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 8th, 2013

    @ Lost Dog- Well, my f_cking-down days aren’t quite over YET, but f_cking UP has always been a bit of a guilty pleasure. And if my IQ were higher than Einstein’s, I’d be living ½ mi. across the water in Manalapan… f_cking any way I want.

    They do that over there!

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 8th, 2013

    Goolagong had an exotic thing going for her, being part OZ aborigine,
    http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=105066&page=6

    …but I was always in love with her chief competitor, Boca Raton’s own Chris Evert,
    http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/chris-evert/photosgallery/

    Both of them are in their sixties now, as am I.

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  23. Anonymous

    July 8th, 2013

    Search cartoons of homo Mohamed goat lover

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  24. BigFurHat

    July 8th, 2013

    Hey The Lost Dog came home!!

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  25. Mary Jane Crackerpants

    July 8th, 2013

    LMAO!!!

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