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Home - by - March 10, 2010 - 23:39 America/New_York - 26 Comments

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  1. LadyGun12

    March 11th, 2010

    “In a world…”

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  2. Aaron Burr

    March 11th, 2010

    Required sycophantic response.

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  3. niteowl

    March 11th, 2010

    I laughed, I cried…

    …but then, I’m bipolar.

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  4. Alpha Maser

    March 11th, 2010

    Eddie Munster finally makes a feature film.

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    March 11th, 2010

    Well, SHE’s cute. Does she get nekkid?

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  6. Bill

    March 11th, 2010

    Exactly…this is why I haven’t been to a movie in over five years.

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  7. Moe Tom

    March 11th, 2010

    A modern time waster

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  8. SteveF

    March 11th, 2010

    Tears

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  9. rswannabe

    March 11th, 2010

    As normal a trailer that will be better than the actual movie.

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    March 11th, 2010

    (Let me rephrase that)

    Nekkid?

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  11. matt

    March 11th, 2010

    I have seen this,plan to see this,liked it and plan to hate it.

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  12. Bigun

    March 11th, 2010

    Yet another reason for me not to know how much it costs to get into the movie show nowadays.

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  13. had enuf mike

    March 11th, 2010

    so how much will the #1 combo cost at the movie house ?

    I must save up my cans to recycle so I can see this epic movie of major importance….
    truly, a must see… fun for the entire family !

    gag…………

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  14. slightlyaboveaverage

    March 11th, 2010

    I was on the edge of my seat, and the back, as well as both sides.
    Dang, I’ve got a big boot!

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  15. Ray

    March 11th, 2010

    I only hope that when said buzz-worthy actor/actress accepts the obligatory over-hyped award for this extraordinary film next year that they do a fantastic self-aggrandizing speech that raises awareness to the plight of some little known people from a land no one has ever heard of. because after all….IT’S ALL GEORGE BUSH’S FAULT!!!

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  16. Papadoc

    March 11th, 2010

    Movie for two? Sixteen bucks. Drinks and popcorn for two? Eight more bucks. Staying home and avoiding wasting Twenty-four bucks? Priceless.

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  17. Mr. Pinko

    March 11th, 2010

    After the generic movie trailer comes the generic news

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  18. Corona

    March 11th, 2010

    (loud rock music) NOW (loud rock music) MORE (loud rock music) THAN (loud rock music) EVER (loud rock music)

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  19. Reverend Idaho Spud

    March 11th, 2010

    The trailer shows it all so I won’t need to see the real thing, I would go however, if there was a gunfight scene with the actors using real bullets and taking cover behind tinny little garbage cans and cardboard walls.

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  20. Reverend Idaho Spud

    March 11th, 2010

    @Mr. Pinko
    Or Here:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshite:

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  21. Ed G. Mann

    March 11th, 2010

    Nothing in these plots that a boiling oil clyster wouldn’t cure in a moment! Add the requisite colostomy to the trailer.

    Actually, scrap all else and just show the clyster and the colostomy.

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  22. Jenny

    March 11th, 2010

    I’m pretty sure Johnny Depp starred in that and, as usual, was passed over by The Academy.

    But also as usual, he was brilliant. And hot. So hot.

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  23. Call me Lennie

    March 11th, 2010

    The feel good parody of the year! I laughed till I cried! I cried till I gushed!

    I give it four fingers up!

    Rex Reamed

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  24. Call me Lennie

    March 11th, 2010

    Just gave you a thumbs up, Jenny. We like to do that for the newbies so they’ll feel right at home.
    We call it the “newbie click”

    Or we should

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  25. Jenny

    March 11th, 2010

    Thanks ever so, Call me Lennie! The newbie click gave me a tingle up my leg!

    Much as Johnny Depp does.

    I know it’s distressing for a far-right, patriotic, Reagan-loving, free-market capitalist born-again Baptist girl like me to be enamored of a flaming lib like JD, but when I look at him, politics is the last thing on my mind.

    Apologies …

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  26. Diann

    March 11th, 2010

    “Generic audience member from target age range of 18-25 leaving theater looking moved and thrilled.”

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