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BREAKING: Dan Rather Resigns as Mayor of Los Alamitos!
Oh, wait. No. Scratch that. That was Dean Grose, who was forced to resign for sending an e-mail of watermelons on the white house lawn which read “No Easter Egg Hunt This Year.”
It really is a shame, a DAMN shame, that Chris Matthews wasn’t there as Mr. Grose was clicking the send button. We’d see it in slow motion, Matthews running like Willem Dafoe in Platoon, trying to save the day, preventing Grose from sending.
What’s that? Grose was a republican? Scratch that scene. Now it’s Chris Matthews, in slow motion, as Robert Deniro in the Deer Hunter – with the flame thrower, immolating Grose as a racist.
ht/ rebecca
Wyatt AARP
March 9th, 2010
Didn’t Dan Rather have to take a break from the PGA Tour after joking that Tiger would have fried chicken for his Master’s Champion dinner? No, wait – that was Fuzzy Zoeller, non-progressive wealthy white guy.
Reverend Idaho Spud
March 9th, 2010
Could it be that in Grose’s email Obama was growing watermelons, something akin to medical marijuana whereas Rather was implying Obama might “sell” the watermelons. Therein lies the difference. Selling watermelons is an abhorrent capitalistic enterprise and that’s why Matthews experienced a hemorrhoid trying to shut Rather up.
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mark
March 9th, 2010
What? No watermelon in the wookie garden?
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rebecca
March 9th, 2010
I’m sorry that everyone and anyone who ever says anything the least bit naughty, or impolite, or off-color is forced to be publicly humiliated, thrown out of office, resign, or all of the above. I think that’s the disgrace and it is hypocritical, too. Wouldn’t it be nice if someone said, I’ll leave when Dave Letterman leaves, or when Al Sharpton doesn’t have a church anymore. This is all just being too thin-skinned, too PC. Makes you wonder, too, just who twisted this mayor’s arm? Does he work out in the Congressional gym, too?
Grayscape
March 9th, 2010
Want a good hoot? Read the Puff-Ho comments by the enlightened idiots….. “Watermelon” is RAAAACIST! ….Unless libtards say it….
Boobie the Rocket Dog
March 9th, 2010
BINGO! If you didn’t see the picture being discussed–
http://blog.jonolan.net/2009/02/
Tim
March 9th, 2010
I like watermelon on hot days after the fried chicken, bisquits & butter, cole slaw … uh oh, I may be a racist!
rebecca
March 9th, 2010
http://blog.jonolan.net/society/whats-your-sign/
From the same website that Boobie just sent. Just check out the artwork/photos for the signs of the zodiac.
Note to merle: I am not a dude and I am not a lesbian, but I think these are beautiful photos.
Tim
March 9th, 2010
Rebecca,
I am a dude, and I may be lesbian – but I agree.
Grayscape
March 9th, 2010
I’m a male lesbian. I only likes the ladies.
merle
March 9th, 2010
rebecca : I did reply to that comment I made on that same thread .,. I like that 1950′ish coffee cup.,.,well the big b-ho is now trying to take away a fishing pole from all of us now I guess .,.,.so lets all moo like a cow as we are getting herded, spad and nuetered
merle
March 9th, 2010
Grayscape .,. ah , you are not a bulldike are you ?
merle
March 9th, 2010
What’s For Supper Grandpa Jones ? We got Greens that are good, We got watermelon that’ll make the mouth water , we got beans and taters and home grown tomaters.,.we got fried chicken that’ll spark any eye .,.,. Mmnnn Mmnn ! And cheese !
Grayscape
March 9th, 2010
@merle – I may be hung like a bull….but I ain’t no dyke.
merle
March 9th, 2010
Funny .,.,I laugh just a regular busting testostrone dude .,.I like women .,.carry on
merle
March 9th, 2010
no fishing .,.bho foxnation .,.,ouch they have problems taking away with our guns now they want my pole
merle
March 9th, 2010
You guy’s rock .,. interesting comments you all post .,.,. so who has been here the longest ?
rebecca
March 9th, 2010
merle – here’s a link to your story about the fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/saltwater/news/story?id=4975762
hard to tell if it has any legs yet, but people are getting restless.
And, I wasn’t offended by your remark – I just couldn’t figure out why you would ask such a question -
merle
March 9th, 2010
Hi Rebecca .,.,I just like to know who I am speaking with .,. so much junk out there .,.anyways been over to fox nation .,., bluemerle I go back to like the present page to the first .,. after all I Fish
rebecca
March 9th, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY
then merle, you’ll like this link to a song that one of the other readers sent me.
merle
March 9th, 2010
Rebecca .,.,thanks for the link .,.,I do know counrty .,.well especially older stuff ( not that I am old ) the link with the tat’s or zodiac I have not punched on anything as of yet .,.,thanks
Moe Tom
March 9th, 2010
Wasn’t Dan Rather and Walter Cronkite the most wonderful people in the news business after Edward R Morrow and the Durante guy from the New York Times, who gave us Castro? Were not they they best in the business. Were they not the heros of the news business who gave the American people the TRUTH every evening? We had to go to bed with thse mutterfuc*ers every night. Now we know the lied to us and they sucked communist co*k. But they destroyed an entire generation. Phuch Rather
andall his Phucking comprades.
Moe Tom
March 9th, 2010
Scuse me I’m just pissed off. I’ll get over it.
LadyGun12
March 9th, 2010
Moe Tom, I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many versions of the “f” word from you in one night before!
Moe Tom
March 9th, 2010
Lady gun I apologize. Not me at all. Just totally pissed off with Rather, Cronkite and their ilk.
Moe Tom
March 9th, 2010
Lady gun Your have to understand that these pukes were our only source of information for over fifty
Phulking years.