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Janeane Garofalo and an Egg Salad Sandwich
by Jim
So, why is it that you progressives seem to dislike Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?
Well, we disagree with his view of the Constitution as being a document that limits the extent to which the federal government can play a role in our everyday lives.
Interesting. Why do you suppose that we conservatives seem to dislike Barack Obama?
It’s racism, straight up. You just can’t bear the thought of a black man being the president.
See the rest here at Parkway Rest Stop
1MadJack
March 8th, 2010
I may be the first to comment.
PISS ON janeane garafablo.
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Snowball the Sourpuss
March 8th, 2010
I’ll take the egg-salad sammy….
And then I’ll tell ya about my dreams tomorrow…
Good night.
Doc
March 8th, 2010
Jack…I don’t think there’s much more than that to say…
mmm
March 8th, 2010
Dumber than an egg salad sandwich.
Less appealing too.
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mark
March 8th, 2010
That egg salad sammy smells better too.
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Moe Tom
March 8th, 2010
Saint Patrick’s Day Story. Partially True.
Berendan Behan, Irish playwright and drunkard, was staggering home one morning at about 11.30 am, down a street in Dublin, when he passed two old biddies standing at their door and passing judgement on the poor old bastard, one was Cindy Sheehan, the other Jaenane Garofalo.
Behan approached them and said: This is a temporary condition I’m in. Sure I’ll be fine in the morning. But you’ll still be ugly.
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shootersgrandma
March 8th, 2010
I find it amazing how an anti-racist can be so racist. Maybe it has something to do with the amount of ‘race’ you have in you. Or maybe this woman is just a progressive type individual. In which case, it doesn’t really matter what color your skin is. If you are against her thoughts, you are racist.
Doc
March 8th, 2010
Mark…it would smell better even if it were made with rotten eggs.
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Wyatt AARP
March 8th, 2010
This piece was an insult to egg salad sandwiches.
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Gerry K
March 8th, 2010
My God! Garafalo is one ugly be-atch!
Wyatt AARP
March 8th, 2010
Maybe it’s because I’ve had a crappy day, but am I the only one wondering whether or not Grayscape will choose the egg salad sandwich or Garafolo?
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My2Cents
March 8th, 2010
Yum! Egg salad.
Franklin
March 8th, 2010
Since when did we ever care what she thinks?
She’s so vain, she probably thinks this post is about her! (Ok, I’m old).
ScratchNSniff
March 8th, 2010
Gag, what a skank. You couldn’t pay me enough to take this one for the team. HELLLLLL, NO! Just another damaged man hater. I’ve seen her kind before, just as they were nearing the zapper on a hot summer night. ZISSSST!
Aaron Burr
March 9th, 2010
Moe…ripping off W.C. Fields. Good Job.
And who’s Jeneeneeneenenene Garafafololol?
Jim - PRS
March 9th, 2010
Thanks!
Alpha Maser
March 9th, 2010
The Walleyed Garfocarp!
http://www.maser-media.org/gallery/details.php?image_id=8
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Diann
March 9th, 2010
Maser,
Nice.
matt
March 9th, 2010
I find it odd that the first thing I noticed was that sandwich.
Who made it? where is it now? are you going to finish that sandwich?
Why did you not make enough for everyone?
and why are people still paying attention to that garwafflo fellow?
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matt
March 9th, 2010
Maser,that is true on a few different levels.
Betula
March 9th, 2010
This got me to do some deep thinking…
I wonder how a watermelon would handle an interview with an egg salad sandwich?
Comrade Whoopie
March 9th, 2010
Best comment there: “I’m a racist, she’s ugly, I can change”
mark
March 9th, 2010
Matt … where’s admin girl? I thought you said she showed up when talking about food?
Is she equally repulsed and attracted by this post?
Horrorman18
March 9th, 2010
The egg salad sandwich deinately has more substance , ideas and personality
Rightwingfeather
March 9th, 2010
“Are you smarter than an egg salad sandwich?” For Janeane the answer is a resounding no.
Papadoc
March 9th, 2010
Where is Air America again?
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OHADI
March 9th, 2010
It only goes to prove that an egg salad sandwich is smarter than Janeane Garafalo any day of the week!
Admin Girl
March 9th, 2010
…egg salad on untoasted wheat bread, a touch of onion, maybe a pickle…yum
There! janeane…barf
Dyrewulf (Niko)
March 9th, 2010
Ever notice that some of the most outspoken, idiotic people with views like hers have careers that just tank? I bet neither she nor Rosie can figure out why they aren’t winning Oscars.
Matt
March 9th, 2010
Admin Girl,Egg salad shoul never have crunchy bits in it. Good Egg salad is smooth! Who wants to be nibbling on a sandwich,only to CRUNCH into something?
Texture is very important in food.
And garwafflo is still an ugly dude.
rebecca
March 9th, 2010
I ate an egg salad sandwich not too long ago that gave me the ‘revenge’. That’s about what it is like for me to catch anything this Gargoyle, Penn, O’Donut, or BM have to say about anything. I just want to hear these dweebs say, Bon Voyage.
had enuf mike
March 9th, 2010
why not compare her to a “crap sandwich”….still wouldn’t work !
Alpha Maser
March 9th, 2010
Do someone say carp sandwich?
Chris
March 9th, 2010
THe best thing about garafalo would be if HER eggs never get fertilized.
Tim
March 9th, 2010
I love egg salad sammwiches.
But I swear, when I saw that with Goralfandblow, all I could think of was the yellow custard stuff oozing from her … Awww, forget it.
Chris
March 9th, 2010
“So, why is it that you progressives seem to dislike Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?”
“Because he’s a black conservative who, while having no negro dialect, isn’t particularly light-skinned.
But mostly because he’s a black conservative.”
Tim
March 9th, 2010
Garafalo: “I ran into Clarence Thomas at one of Obama’s soirees and I said ‘Whazzup my niggah?’ and he just stood there starin’ at me … weird guy.”
Moe Tom
March 9th, 2010
You know I used to love an egg salad sandwich, But youse all just pfucked it up. Forfu*ksake. FO.