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Home - by - June 14, 2013 - 12:45 America/New_York - 26 Comments

Not the actual whore

The Sun

A MAN dialled 999 to complain to police that a prostitute was UGLY after meeting her outside a hotel.

The caller told West Midlands Police he wanted “to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act”.

But an officer in the call centre at Solihull, Birmingham, responded by telling the man the woman had not committed any offences and explained to him that soliciting for sex was illegal.

The force has now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.

A spokesman for West Midlands Police said: “A 999 call was received by police at around 7:30pm on Tuesday evening from a man wishing to complain about a sex worker he had met on a hotel car park.

“The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

“When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police.

» 26 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    June 14th, 2013

    This thing’s clients are all blind by the way.

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  2. Eleanor in Hell

    June 14th, 2013

    I’d comment, but I really don’t have the right. :roll:

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  3. F.D.R. in Hell

    June 14th, 2013

    OMG! Babs, did you have a daughter after I was gone?
    :evil:

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    June 14th, 2013

    Holy Crap, now I’m beginning to look like you!

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  5. Anonymous

    June 14th, 2013

    That could be Barney Fife undercover.

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  6. Horrorman18

    June 14th, 2013

    @Cardigan
    Where did you find that young pic of Lil Debbie?

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  7. grayscape

    June 14th, 2013

    …or Barney Fife after castration and estrogen injections…

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  8. Nick

    June 14th, 2013

    2 bagger

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  9. Czar of Defenestration

    June 14th, 2013

    Did he call “collect”?

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  10. Swillary Rodman Clitstone

    June 14th, 2013

    Hello, is this the ugly whore hotline? I’m turning myself in!!

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  11. Tragic Redemption

    June 14th, 2013

    Well, it’s not his fault. He’s from the future (5 years from now), when prostitution is legal under the New World Order….

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  12. Tragic Redemption

    June 14th, 2013

    And darling, it’s not that I can’t afford you….it’s that there’s not enough money in the world for me to want to afford you…..

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  13. grayscape

    June 14th, 2013

    If you close both eyes she’s kinda hot….

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  14. hanoverfist

    June 14th, 2013

     
  15. BigSlurpy

    June 14th, 2013

    I’d bet he was a Herman Caine supporter.

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  16. hanoverfist

    June 14th, 2013

    Ya’ll leave Larry’s mom alone!

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  17. Alxandro

    June 14th, 2013

    This is a job for Mr Testiculo http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1367516#bmb=1

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  18. Stranded in Sonoma

    June 14th, 2013

     
  19. Helen Thomas

    June 14th, 2013

    Yes, that’s my niece Butt Fugly Betty in the pic. Ain’t he, I mean she somethin wearin’ MY tank top??

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  20. Ten Megaton

    June 14th, 2013

    First off she doesn’t have 99 pennies to make change.

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  21. Babushka Babe

    June 14th, 2013

    Now let’s see the potential John’s photo. He’s probably wearing a pro-Bumm t-shirt.

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  22. scr_north

    June 14th, 2013

    The guy was probably a Democrat lawyer. You can tell by his deep knowledge of the law and in addition it involved well, a hooker.

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  23. Tim

    June 14th, 2013

    A caller “… wished to complain about a sex worker …” and was told that soliciting for sex was illegal?

    By implication, prostitution is legal? But renting the prostitute’s thang is illegal?

    How is a prostitute sposed to make a living if soliciting for sex is illegal?

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  24. Callmelennie

    June 14th, 2013

    How I’d respond to the she-creature in the picture

    “Don’t be so sure about that. After all, my wife gives me a ten buck per week allowance.”

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  25. Cpl. Punishment

    June 14th, 2013

    I called her a two-bit whore and she hit me with a sock full of quarters!

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  26. Anonymous

    June 14th, 2013

    Obama has the same tank top

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