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Science Baffled

By - February 17, 2012 - 20:00 America/New_York - 32 Comments

AP- Washington D.C.

In the strangest turn of events ever to befall any human, let alone the first African-American president, Barack Obama awoke yesterday to discover he had turned white.


“There will be many tough challenges ahead for Obama,” said Obama top advisor David Axelrod. When Joe Biden was asked what he felt would be the toughest of these challenges, Biden said, “well, now his failing  presidency can be scrutinized for what it is without being able to call detractors racists. That’s really going to hamstring our party, agenda, legacy… everything. This is awful.”

» 32 Comments

  1. AR246

    March 8th, 2009

    I nearly gagged, this is unreal.

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  2. Yacht C

    March 9th, 2009

    Well, NOW he’s something 2 look @ !! LOL

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  3. TED

    March 9th, 2009

    Yah, this makes it all better, “articulate” wasn’t enough to fool every leftist (t)fool into buying this snake-oil salesman…

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  4. Jim Anatelli

    March 9th, 2009

    This is hilarious! Too bad he didn’t turn into an Indian so Biden could reflexively ask him for a Slurpee.

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  5. Bill J

    March 9th, 2009

    Is it me or does he look a little like Ralph Reed?

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  6. Billy C

    March 9th, 2009

    It takes all the relevance out of Biden’s “clean, well-spoken” compliment.

    Another home run BFH!

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  7. Rightwing Love Machine

    March 9th, 2009

    Democracy is alive. Kim Jong Il was re-elected with 100% of the vote. There was no fraud either. Jimmy Carter certified the election. The North Korean people must like all those shovel ready jobs he has provided. You will never run out of work digging mass graves in North Korea.

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  8. Red Star

    March 10th, 2009

    Yes, he a total lie anyway I’ll be surprised if he does not try this…… He’s already trying the Grey Fraud that Bubba Klinton did. Now if we can get Hittlery Klinton to stop making a total ass out of herself…

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  9. Dodi101@sunyhall.ed

    March 10th, 2009

    I find this image of President Obama extremely distasteful.
    What exactly are you trying to achieve with this?

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  10. TED

    March 10th, 2009

    Oh no, someone disrespected the Messiah! We’re sorry dodi, we know how you lefty’s hate Caucasians…

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  11. I_pwn_moonbatz

    March 11th, 2009

    Looks more like Alfred E. Neumann, without the freckles and red hair.

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  12. Commissar Obamissar V

    March 12th, 2009

    I don’t know, Comrade Dodi. Why don’t you explain what everyone was trying to accomplish with Bu$Hitler pictures. Wait, I know. BFH is trying to apply graphic humor to the fact that whenever anyone criticizes any decision of The One, he gets labled as a racist…

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  13. dodi101@sunyhall.ed

    March 12th, 2009

    Don’t be calling my name out on any threads. I wasn’t talking to you. Idon’t want to talk to you. I was asking the question of the “artist” that made this trash. Unless YOU ARE THE ARTIST!
    Otherwise, dry up.
    I require a certain IQ level to engage in discussion. So far, I haven’t seen anything approahing that level.

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  14. dodi101@sunyhall.ed

    March 12th, 2009

    BFH is trying to apply graphic humor to the fact that whenever anyone criticizes any decision of The One, he gets labled as a racist-

    Well, it’s hard to get away from that label when it’s only racists leveling any charges of incompetence upon him.
    Anf your explanation for the artists intent? pffft.
    It’s more like a fantasy.
    The idiot can’t stomach having a beautiful black man in the WHITE house. So he whitewashes the man in order to sleep at night.

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  15. Red Star

    March 12th, 2009

    Lighten up Asshole. Better yet Idea head back over to the DU. By the By Dodi, you fit the mold of a liberal Hate Monger

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  16. Commissar Obamissar V

    March 12th, 2009

    Comrade Dodi-

    I’ll address anyone I want on any thread I want, but thanks. And thanks again for proving my point by labeling BFH as a racist just because he creates an article in which he mocks the way anyone who disagrees is labeled a racist.

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  17. Billy C

    March 12th, 2009

    “I’ll address anyone I want on any thread I want, but thanks. And thanks again for proving my point by labeling BFH as a racist just because he creates an article in which he mocks the way anyone who disagrees is labeled a racist.”

    -Bingo Commissar!! I’m forever astounded by liberals who just seem to be completely unable to grasp the irony in their statements.

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  18. JFKay

    March 12th, 2009

    “I find this image of President Obama extremely distasteful.
    What exactly are you trying to achieve with this?”

    -Yow! Could it be more clear?!!

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  19. Billy C

    March 12th, 2009

    “I require a certain IQ level to engage in discussion. So far, I haven’t seen anything approahing that level.”

    -Well, I’ll smash myself over the head a few times with a brick. Then we’ll have a sit down.

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  20. i_pwn_moonbatz

    March 12th, 2009

    “I require a certain IQ level to engage in discussion. So far, I haven’t seen anything approahing that level.”

    Whassamatter, dodil? IQs over 75 too much for you to handle? I know you’re used to the puppy farm environment over at SUNY, where 4.0s are awarded to those who can parrot the party line, but I’ll credit you for at least attempting to dip yourself in the environment here (virtual though it may be) where real original thinkers rule the roost. Get your big-boy pants on, son…

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  21. dodi101@sunyhall.ed

    March 12th, 2009

    Nice instincts, dummy.
    I’m a girl.
    And I work at SUNY, not a student.
    So, wrong again, dexter.

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  22. Billy C

    March 12th, 2009

    You work at SUNY? Maybe you can answer this question:

    When a student throws up, do you janitors throw sawdust or kitty litter on it before you mop it up? Just curious.

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  23. Red Star

    March 12th, 2009

    Good Question Billy, but dodi is most likely one of the Lab rats

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  24. I_pwn_moonbatz

    March 12th, 2009

    “I’m a girl.”

    And a lib to boot, so the big-boy pants remark still stands.

    “And I work at SUNY, not a student.”

    I should have suspected as much. Your answers were too short to be a student’s.

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  25. Randi Rhoids

    March 14th, 2009

    Oh, I’m so upset over all these wingnuts abusing poor Dodi.
    Can’t you ignorant racists stop all your hate mongering?
    Making Obama a *gasp* honkie is just downright…well, downright…a half truth.
    The image is quite disturbing! He looks like Jack Webb’s illegitimate bastard son as a white boy!
    Damn! I’m sorry. I said “illegitimate” and “bastard” in the same sentence without using the “George Bush” qualifier.
    I confess to my thought crime because we all know illegitimate and bastard cannot be used as proper words because the “Single Mother” is the holiest of holies. I mean….I mean, what child needs a father? The Single Mom is to be celebrated and lionized, especially if she’s a 38 year old cougar.
    I’ve heard that Ann Coulter wrote a whole chapter in her latest book called “If You’re a Victim of a Crime, Blame a Single Mom”. Geeze Louise! Where in the hell does she come up with that idea? Just because she uses crime & welfare statistics, prison demographics, and psychological studies doesn’t prove a damn thing! The Single Mom Family is doing just great, especially the Single African-American Mom Family.
    Screw the whole idea of marriage (unless it’s gay)and having a responsible two parent family that isn’t dependant on the largess of the taxpayer.
    Thank God Obama is President now so all those single moms can get their gas tanks filled and their mortgages paid for free!
    And free cars…free tuition…free daycare….free healthcare….free food.
    Thank God Almighty, Free at Last!
    Damn, I said God twice! I didn’t mean it! Don’t call the Fairness Doctors! I’ve been properly indoctrinated! I’ll prove it!

    BigFurHat, I demand in the name of social justice you make Obama Beautifully Black again or I’m getting Sharpton, a bullhorn, and I’m going to put ACORN on DEFCOM 5!

    See? I’m down with the struggle!
    Look, my ratings went up one point. Now I have two!

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  26. wa

    March 14th, 2009

    Hey Rhoids,
    dontcha read yer e-mail?

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  27. Randi Rhoids

    March 14th, 2009

    Of course I do…but only in the Bunker.
    Do you want to buy an Obamazi Flag?

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  28. heylurch

    March 14th, 2009

    we wanted to ask if you wanna contribute

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  29. reeko

    March 15th, 2009

    hey BigFurHat, is this what Rev Wright meant by “when white will embrace what is right”?…

    now that we’ve embraced Obama’s whiteness, can we also embrace his blackness by making it any blacker? that way, we can all hold hands and sing Kumbaya in a PC perfect rainbow world doncha know… try making him a few shades blacker than Jet magazine… or Wesley Snipes. ;)

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  30. Commissar_Elliott

    March 18th, 2009

    Glen Beck is preside. . . oh wait, that’s just a white Obama. Darn.

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  31. datos

    September 4th, 2009

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  32. Anonymous

    September 16th, 2009

    Yes subject to me in disposition, shall be Your reader.

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