AP- Washington D.C.
In the strangest turn of events ever to befall any human, let alone the first African-American president, Barack Obama awoke yesterday to discover he had turned white.
“There will be many tough challenges ahead for Obama,” said Obama top advisor David Axelrod. When Joe Biden was asked what he felt would be the toughest of these challenges, Biden said, “well, now his failing presidency can be scrutinized for what it is without being able to call detractors racists. That’s really going to hamstring our party, agenda, legacy… everything. This is awful.”