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Dan Rather: (Obama) “He couldn’t sell watermelons…”
Update 1: Title of post changed because the first info on the net regarding the quote was incorrect. We apologize.
Update2: He says “He couldn’t sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.”
Personally, I see nothing wrong with what Dan Rather said. It’s just another one of those inane folksy chestnuts he pulls out of his ten gallon hat. What is telling is that MATTHEWS gets kerfuffled at the “watermelon/Obama” conflation. He wasn’t able to forget Obama’s blackness for a nano second, let alone during a 20 minute speech. Matthews racism is on a hair trigger. Rather is actually the innocent, seeing nothing wrong with using a watermelon axiom to make a point about not being able to sell things to people who could really use it.
Update: Irony Curtain wonders what Matthew’s would have done had it been Newt Gingrich wandering into some wordage that had his radar pinging. Matthew’s would have sat back and salivated, and then editorialized about Gingrich’s racism. For Rather he jumps on the grenade.






even steven
March 8th, 2010
Wow… I knew Rather was a liar, but I didn’t have him pegged as a racist, too.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Dan…. Obama’s stealing watermelons from everybody else and giving them away for free to ingrates….not selling them. That would be evil capitalism.
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
I just heard the audio on Rush’s show and you want to hear Chris Matthews jumping in to cut Rather off….CLASSIC! If a right leaning journalist( yeah I know…count-em on 1 hand) there would be coverage of this everywhere.
merle
March 8th, 2010
Goverment Cheese For Everyone !
Alxandro
March 8th, 2010
Poor Dan, ever since the Bush Air National Guard/MS Word malfunction, he just hasn’t been the same.
FreeWillie
March 8th, 2010
Polls in the toilet. No agenda. The left begins to eat their own. I’m surprised that it has started this early. Wait until November. You will see the entrenched feasting on the bowels of this empty suit.
Joe
March 8th, 2010
I wasn’t “to the NAACP”… it was something about selling watermelons to a state trooper directing traffic on a hot day, or something. Matthews was talking over him so I didn’t hear it clearly.
Chalupa
March 8th, 2010
Barry couldn’t sell life insurance to a suicide bomber; he couldn’t sell BenGay to Barney; he couldn’t sell Shinola to Al Jolson…
HIppieCritic
March 8th, 2010
Dan Rather is a liberal and I never met a liberal who wasn’t racist. It always slips out.
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Rather: http://fasterthantheworld.com/foot-in-mouth-1199.jpg
democratsarefascists
March 8th, 2010
This was the first of many reasons I left the Democrat Party (I will NEVER call it Democratic again) completely over 20 years ago. When you get them alone, they’re all like this. They hate Blacks, Jews, Gays, etc. MORE for being in their party than if they weren’t. I guess when somebody votes with you, gives you complete loyalty despite the fact you work AGAINST them at every opportunity, it’s natural for you to have contempt for them.
Javelina Bomb
March 8th, 2010
It’s a good thing Rather is a democrat, or that would be a totally racist thing to say.
Doc
March 8th, 2010
Obamba couldn’t sell stretch pants to Rosie O’Donnell.
K. Lastima
March 8th, 2010
What’s the frequency, Dan?
even steven
March 8th, 2010
So Rather isn’t a liar, or what he said wouldn’t be considered racist if stated by a conservative? Tough crowd today. I guess I’ll go back over to AT or Newsbusters for a while. Later…
Reverend Idaho Spud
March 8th, 2010
Trivia: What famous Kenyon with a doctorate in watermelonology and a masters in fried chickeninguists also became president?
Tammy
March 8th, 2010
Dan is off his meds again.
He meant to say, “fried chicken”.
Althing
March 8th, 2010
Sounds like he says, “couldn’t sell watermelons even if you gave him a state trooper to flag down traffic”. Probably not that racist of a statement, just a really stupid choice of analogy. Funny as hell though how Piss Matthews cut him off for fear of drawing any more crap on their obviously racist channel.
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Doc
I think you’re on to something….Obama couldn’t sell a bottle of ripple to Fred Sanford
Tammy
March 8th, 2010
Maybe he should have said, “Obama couldn’t sell koolaid to a…”
Wait a minute.
He DID sell the koolaid!
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Maybe Dan meant to say “Obama couldn’t sell crack in Detroit.”
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
FreeWillie – let the games begin – oh I just hope there’s enough in that empty suit to keep all those hungry libs happy. Took a lot of ‘courage’, Dan, to speak your feeble mind.
H-Man — always the perfect video or screen shot. LOL
Althing
March 8th, 2010
Let’s face it, what Dan said was actually true, the guy can’t sell shit but the moment you’re talking about a black guy and you say the word “watermelon” then you’re an instant racist. It’s kinda like the PC world biting the libs back.
richard
March 8th, 2010
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Ralph
March 8th, 2010
Obama should have given Rather the job he wanted. Revenge can sometime be very satisfying…
FreeWillie
March 8th, 2010
Curious if the Avitar shows up
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
H-Man and Doc: Obambi couldn’t sell ice water to those in Hell…when he gets there.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell hairless boys to Kevin Jennings…or hiney.
Diamond Girl
March 8th, 2010
This has been hilarious…heard about this on Rush…found your clip this morning…thanks!
Of course the msm remain mum…nothing like agenda…hypocrisy, double-standards~never-ending.
Snowball the Sourpuss
March 8th, 2010
Naw, that wasn’t racist just a poor choice of words. Saying something like “Obama couldn’t show a profit managing a Popeyes in Baton Rouge” would be racist.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell clean bedsheets to Robert Byrd.
illustr8r
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell signed copies of Rules for Radicals to students at Berkley.
merle
March 8th, 2010
He could sell his birth-cert on ebay $$$$$
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Grayscape and rebecca
Your killing me…LMAO!!!!
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell footlong hot dogs to Barney Frank
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a bad entitlement program to a democrat
illustr8r
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell waffles to a Waffle House.
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
Rather didn’t say NAACP, but that doesn’t give him a pass — he picked ‘watermelon’ for some reason. That’s why it’s making news here, plus if you go to search this — you can’t find it.
H-man — Obambi couldn’t sell Mechelle a boob belt.
Althing
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell an “Obama Sucks!” bumper sticker to a Tea Party member.
Sea-Bass
March 8th, 2010
T-Shirt!!!!!!!
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/4d1ecb2344.jpg
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a pardon to Charles Manson
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell an underage prostitution ring to an Acorn employee
kono
March 8th, 2010
the only thing obama has sold so far is his soul…
illustr8r
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a polar bear to AlGore.
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
Zero couldn’t sell a case 20-yr old single malt to Teddy
kono
March 8th, 2010
obama couldn’t sell ratings to olbermann
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
kono – nobody could.
Dlew
March 8th, 2010
He couldn’t sell a cankle reducer to Hillary.
Dlew
March 8th, 2010
He couldn’t convince Tiger Woods to have sex with him.
kono
March 8th, 2010
obama couldn’t sell poygrip to a woman wearing her dead sisters teeth.
kono
March 8th, 2010
touche’ rebecca…lol
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
“Zero couldn’t sell a case 20-yr old single malt to Teddy”
Of course not, Teddy’s on the Wagon. 915 days and counting!
Obama couldn’t sell men’s underwear to Rachel Maddow.
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
oops, that’s 195 days and counting.
(I’ve got to be my own worst enemy as far as my stand up career goes. What? Yeah, what career…)
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
Reiux — ha ha
kono — I just had to, forgive me!
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell Iran uranium centrifuges (the good kind) for purification.
Obama couldn’t sell Aztlan back to Mexico.
Horrorman18
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell Letterman a tasteless Sarah Palin joke
FreeWillie
March 8th, 2010
@rebecca
“let the games begin – oh I just hope there’s enough in that empty suit to keep all those hungry libs happy”
Let the butt whipping begin!
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell IED’s to terrorist.
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell unlimited memory and super fast servers. on the cheap, to admin girl.
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a new acceleration control system to Toyota.
Reiuxcat
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a beer at a NASCAR race.
Doc
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell Carbon Credits to Ed Begley Jr.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a HO to Tiger.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a towel to Rahm Emmanuel.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a botox injection to Nancy Pelosi.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell Amerika-hatred to Jeremiah Wright.
Grayscape
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell tingly legs to Chris Matthews.
Snowball the Sourpuss
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell a clue to Biden.
cg6380
March 8th, 2010
Damn. I got & glimpse of the headlines and thought it said something about… Rather …Ob …
Nevermind, carry on.
Matt
March 8th, 2010
Obama could not sell a reality program to Fox
Uncle Al
March 8th, 2010
0 couldn’t sell AstroGlide in The Castro.
(that’s a San Francrisco joke for the unfamiliar)
Uncle Al
March 8th, 2010
0 couldn’t sell penicillin in Vegas
Uncle Al
March 8th, 2010
0 couldn’t sell Korans in Mecca although he’s tried
merle
March 8th, 2010
Obvious : Could’nt sell Healthcare bill to America.
mmm
March 8th, 2010
Barry couldn’t sell popcorn to blog commenters.
niteowl
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell “I H8 Bush” bumper stickers at a Code Pink convention.
niteowl
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell eyeliner at a Gay Pride parade.
niteowl
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell lock picking tools in a prison.
rebecca
March 8th, 2010
@niteowl — ROFLMAO
Chairman Bao
March 8th, 2010
Leave to Tingles to get World Class, thought-provoking guest commentary.
Comedy GOLD!
Chairman Bao
March 8th, 2010
Barry couldn’t sell a 10 pound plate of spaghetti to “Precious”
Tim
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell U-235 to a raghead.
Tim
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell Pu-239 to Tehran.
Tim
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell ‘Camel Lube’ to Mahmood.
Tim
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell an animist Sudanese to a moslem Sudanese.
Tim
March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell blowjobs from Bawney Fwank’s basement.
(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Hippie Critic
March 8th, 2010
I have to disagree with my colleagues about this not being a racist comment. Of all the fruits that Rather could have used, he comes up with watermelon? How’d that one beat out apples, oranges, etc.?
Frankly, I could care less about anyone making racist comments but if, like liberals such as Rather, you live by race baiting, you should die by it as well.
Tom Mannis
March 8th, 2010
Suppose Obama sweetened the offer with waffles and fried chicken?
Tom Mannis
March 8th, 2010
Hippie Critic, I must agree witchya. Bananas might have been a bad choice too. Or okra. Or Cheetos.
BikeDude
March 8th, 2010
Right On Hippie… nothing grinds them more than pointing out their hypocrasy
Chris
March 8th, 2010
Big deal.
Substitute “chitlins”, or kool-aid”, or “air jordans” for “watermelon”.
There, see – no problem!
Jimmy McW
March 8th, 2010
He couldn’t sell D-Cell batteries to Rachael Maddow (too obscure?)
I just heard Rather is giving a statement on MSNBC tonight. He is going to say that “watermelon” is a word that is insulting to many people and causes many people pain. In the future we should all refrain from using “watermelon”. We should just say the W-word.
Apparently Al Sharpton is going to have a mock funeral where he will bury the “W-Word”.
Moe Tom
March 8th, 2010
But he could sell honey dew, collard green, and gritts. Probably ham hocks. ribs. Other racist food. WTF!
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March 8th, 2010
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March 8th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell propaganda to the mainstream media.
He couldn’t sell a cut rate windmill and a solar panel to an AGW envirotwit either.
Obama couldn’t give a lifetime of tax preparation services to little timmy geithner and most of the rest of his cabinet.
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March 9th, 2010
Forget Barry. Nobody has a bigger man crush on him than, CHRIS MATHEWS, its sickening.I hope Chris mathews isn’t married, if so I feel so sorry for his wife!!!
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March 9th, 2010
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. . . 4) Is Dan Rather a Racist Or Does He Just Talk That Way? The racist stereotype is that blacks just love watermelon but is it racist if former CBS anchor Dan Rather makes a watermelon joke at Obama’s expense? He did just that on the Chris Matthews’ Show when he refuted the conventional wisdom that the president is articulate: “He couldn’t sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.” Read and hear Rather’s comments here: http://bit.ly/9zp4TO. It’s a good thing for Rather than no one listens to Matthews. . .
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Derek
April 13th, 2010
Oh come on! Why do people pretend they arent’ racist. Liberals can be racist, Neo cons can be racist. I am just happy they are racist against Obamas Black side…White people are still in the clear! Woooo!! Oh come on! I know you guys agree
Bill
April 13th, 2010
Obama couldnt’ sell the book of Mormon to Glenn Beck
Steve
April 13th, 2010
Obama couldn’t sell prescription pain killers to Rush!