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Everybody was Kung Fu…um…jumping?

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Unrelated comment, but I noticed your query on Piperni’s blog. He deletes comments because he’s an insecure, egotistical, immature Canadian dolt that has a Liberal (not Political) blog for the sole purpose of providing a forum for like minded people to clap him on the back and agree with him. Contrary to what some of the sycophants on his site might allege, all it takes to have your comment deleted is to challenge him in a reasonable, intelligent manner. Like all egomaniacs, he can’t stand to be questioned. (I understand this is off topic and feel free to delete. Just thought I’d explain it as you won’t get an honest answer over there.)

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mark, how ’bout shaving while skateboarding?

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Dixie, I’m not sure if his cat likes to skateboard.

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Oh, you want to impress daddy? Change the oil in daddy’s car!

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Still one of my fav’s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMM03fv3p5U

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Doc Love it.

I guess somebody should have explained to the long haired kid that he was in a streetfight as opposed to a gymnastics meet.

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Yes Doc. Guess which one is the Marine

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Geez, this kid can do anything!! Maybe we should ask him for some ideas about getting rid of Obama before 2012.

And no I’m not advocating violence, Ms. internet monitor — Just saying he’s a real clever fellow.

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Pretty nifty stuff, wouldn’t rate him coolest guy. Maybe coolest guy in South Central Shanghai.

No, for the coolest guy in the world CLICK HERE.

Now that’s what I’m talkin’bout.

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Ah, but can he wipe his own ass with 2 broken arms?

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Incredible. Even in the ancient circles of ninjas they still have their useless, unemplyed slackers too.

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That’s nothing! You should see the hoops Mrs. FreeWillie makes me jump through…. Pffffft! Indeed!

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Let’s see the outtakes

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Yeah, but he’s probably lousy in the sack. And probably can’t solve a quadratic equation. Those two abilities always go together, in my experience.

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Some of those acts look familiar, like from the Ed Sullivan show. I could definitely see him in the circus or carnival industries.

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Tom, my favorite line from the TV show NCIS is when Gibbs says “The Marines didn’t teach boxing…they taught FIGHTING!”

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I’m sure it’s real but sometimes the outline of those blocks look too vivid, leading me to believe there might be some alterations done to the video. Other than that, pretty amazing.

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I had no IDEA that Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an Asian guy.

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Horrorman 18. Yeah. Or 400 ft. of chairrail and baseboard. LOL

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Now take what you have learned and go get a job. I would suggest fast food restaurants are your best choice given your skills.

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J’accuse! Biggie, you saw the Jackie Chan clip I posted at the end of the greatest thread in IOTW history http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=18755 and went trolling for some non Jackie stuns and “hip tricks for nerdlinger kids who have too much energy left over after masturbating all night.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1AwZN4ZYg&feature=related

Well done old chap.

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Yeah, well one time late at night (about 20 years ago)I changed one of my baby’s diapers in the middle of the night while resting him on my forearm.

Had to. If I had laid him down on something hard, he would have woken up completely. and of course, it wasn’t a shitty diaper, just a pissy one

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Hellfire and sour apple juice. I knew that Chinamans gig was a cheap knock off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MZWq14uD-A&feature=related

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Ok, 40 years and 30 pounds ago, yeah! Now just in my dreams!!

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*groan* I had to watch that.

Now, sometime soon, the wife will find me in a ball of agony on the floor because I couldn’t resist trying the treadmill trick on our Sole F85.

I’m gonna diiiiiieeeee

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