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  1. Pickled Liver

    June 8th, 2013

    “Now be a good boy and go out there and do exactly as I told you!”

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  2. Ted Nougat

    June 8th, 2013

    “Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain.”

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  3. Dlw

    June 8th, 2013

    You beat me to it Ted. Don’t you just love the puppetmaster’s smirk.

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  4. historicus

    June 8th, 2013

    “Hold still while I get my hand up your ass”

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  5. Althing

    June 8th, 2013

    “Scandals seek to destroy us, young Jedi Jihad. Calm tensions down you must.”

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  6. Dadof3

    June 8th, 2013

    The whole Darth/Sith thing just doesn’t pop without the dramatic costumes.

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  7. Chalupa

    June 8th, 2013

    “This bitch gives me Excedrin headache # 69….I wonder what Reggie’s doing…”

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  8. Dadof3

    June 8th, 2013

    Sinisterness is his Mistress.

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  9. historicus

    June 8th, 2013

    “And our next entry for World Class Weakling is…”

    (I mean, just look at the photo for Chrissakes…)

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  10. Stevo

    June 8th, 2013

    She’s good, you don’t even see her lips move.

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  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    June 8th, 2013

    The president was escorted onstage today. When we asked the president about this, she said, “If the teleprompter is broken again, someone has to tell Obama what to say.”

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  12. unneutral

    June 8th, 2013

    Wait a minute….I have gas.

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  13. Lori

    June 8th, 2013

    Guess Who’s Watching You?

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  14. Will Profit

    June 8th, 2013

    Thr hell with captioning it. My question is why is the pic upside down? Isn’t that how bats hang?

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  15. Moe Tom

    June 8th, 2013

    Behind every evil bastard there is an evil bitch.

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  16. Jerry Manderin

    June 8th, 2013

    “Now Barry. Put your hands on your crotch.”

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  17. Will Profit

    June 8th, 2013

    Looking over Barack’s left shoulder brings to mind something the late great Marty Feldman said in Young Frankenstein, “What hump?”

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  18. Claudia

    June 8th, 2013

    “Why do I have to put up with that bitch?”

    Thought bubble coming from both of them.

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  19. sTevo

    June 8th, 2013

    Eve was deceived and Adam went willingly. Seems little has changed in X-thousand years.

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  20. Stirrin the BS

    June 8th, 2013

    Valdemort: “I hope you learned your lesson Baraq, now don’t fuck it up, we’re almost there.”

    Baraq: “Yes ma’am.

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  21. sileceal

    June 8th, 2013

    Mutha-in-Lawlessness

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  22. Plain Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    I don’t even think this photo needs a caption. The faces say it all.

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  23. Czar of Defenestration

    June 8th, 2013

    >I>”But Momma, I *gotta* pee!”

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  24. Kleverabevera

    June 8th, 2013

    Good! Evening, and welcome! To Fright Night.

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  25. Anonymous

    June 8th, 2013

    I’ve seen morticians look less sinister than him.

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  26. Onofre's arm

    June 8th, 2013

    “Relax B, nobody will seem my lips move when you’re talking.”

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  27. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Maybe I wound him just a tad too much today…

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  28. beachmom

    June 8th, 2013

    Stolen from “The Manchurian Candidate” 1962:

    “I keep telling you not to think! You’re very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon’, just simply isn’t one of them.”

    “But now, we have come almost to the end. One last step. And then when I take power, they will be pulled down and ground into dirt for what they did to you. And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me.”
    [Kisses Raymond on the forehead, then his cheek, then on his lips]

    “Oh, Raymond (Barry), what is the matter with you? You look as if your head were going to come to a point in the next thirteen seconds.”

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  29. Tim

    June 8th, 2013

    “Val gives Barry another prostate exam …”

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  30. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    I know what you’re doing back there…

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  31. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Send in the clown…

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  32. Janice the Elder

    June 8th, 2013

    “It’s OK, Barbar. Everybody forgets to pull up their zipper occasionally.”

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  33. Bubba Gump

    June 8th, 2013

    “Now just go out there and lie like you always do. Such a good little boy.”

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  34. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    I started a joke and now the whole world is crying..

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  35. bitterclinger

    June 8th, 2013

    Momma’s Little Man is gonna makes Momma so proud!

    What? No, you don’t have a visible panty line, Barry.

    Now get out there and lie your skinny, little Kenyan a$$ off!

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  36. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Now, just go out there and pretend that they’re all naked.

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  37. Abenaki

    June 8th, 2013

    “No TOTUS this time, honey. Let’s see what you can do.

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  38. Abenaki

    June 8th, 2013

    “Queen of Diamonds? WTF? Oh yeah…”

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  39. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Hey Val, I think a need a little more juice to get me going.

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  40. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Sending lil Barry out to play with the big boys and girls…

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  41. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Damn, the batteries just gave out…

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  42. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Bobble-head Barry makes a bomb…

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  43. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    No, now Barry, I told you that they like you…really like you.

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  44. Major Mal function

    June 8th, 2013

    Comrade Jarret has transmitted Vladimir’s message.

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  45. the aardvark

    June 8th, 2013

    Isn’t barry supposed to be the President and Valerie Jarret just his advisor. With that shit eating smile on her she looks like the cat who just ate the canary and barry like the kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, Saying “I didn’t do it.” Its all Bushes fault or the GOP etc… Not me, I’m innocent, nobody told me and besides I’m black so I can’t be held accountable for what I do.

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  46. Kairn

    June 8th, 2013

    “Hold on a second there hon. I don’t have a good grip on your control stick yet…ok, got it. Let’s do this.”

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  47. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Happy is as happy does.

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  48. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    I’m right here if you need me, Bari..don’t be ‘fraid.

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  49. czekmark

    June 8th, 2013

    Don’t look Barry, but Big Sister is watching you.

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  50. Timwi

    June 8th, 2013

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take (I’ll be watching you)

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  51. Libra

    June 8th, 2013

    “Just tell ‘em to bend over like I’m tellin’ you right now.”

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  52. Ten Megaton

    June 8th, 2013

    They are going to expect a kiss before we fuck them over.

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  53. Alxandro

    June 8th, 2013

    Time to wind up this shit again.

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  54. Kleverabevera

    June 8th, 2013

    Damn it! I left my weed out on my office desk!

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  55. Anonymous

    June 8th, 2013

    I don’t know why Hussein always covers his crotch like that. He’s had no balls since I started working with him, thought Valerie

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  56. Hippie Critic

    June 8th, 2013

    Isn’t there supposed to be an angel on his right side, to counter the temptation of the devil on his left?

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  57. dapenguin

    June 8th, 2013

    Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice

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  58. F.D.R. in Hell

    June 8th, 2013

    “Behind every Charlie McCarthy is an Edgar Bergen”

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  59. Eleanor in Hell

    June 8th, 2013

    Franklin, you old fart, get with the times. :evil:

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  60. F.D.R. in Hell

    June 8th, 2013

    OK, Babs…

    “Behind José Jalapeño on a Stick is Achmed Jarrett”

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  61. Horrorman18

    June 8th, 2013

    ” Silent but deadly”

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  62. Jane

    June 8th, 2013

    Will Profit has a good one, but the thumb doesn’t work on either of my computers…anyone elses not working?

    ‘Looking over Barack’s left shoulder brings to mind something the late great Marty Feldman said in Young Frankenstein, “What hump?”’
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  63. charlotte

    June 9th, 2013

    The night stalker in drag

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