Home - by Cardigan - June 8, 2013 - 14:00 America/New_York - 63 Comments
Via Michelle Obama’s Mirror
June 8th, 2013
“Now be a good boy and go out there and do exactly as I told you!”
“Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain.”
You beat me to it Ted. Don’t you just love the puppetmaster’s smirk.
“Hold still while I get my hand up your ass”
“Scandals seek to destroy us, young Jedi Jihad. Calm tensions down you must.”
The whole Darth/Sith thing just doesn’t pop without the dramatic costumes.
“This bitch gives me Excedrin headache # 69….I wonder what Reggie’s doing…”
Sinisterness is his Mistress.
“And our next entry for World Class Weakling is…”
(I mean, just look at the photo for Chrissakes…)
She’s good, you don’t even see her lips move.
Stranded in Sonoma
The president was escorted onstage today. When we asked the president about this, she said, “If the teleprompter is broken again, someone has to tell Obama what to say.”
Wait a minute….I have gas.
Guess Who’s Watching You?
Thr hell with captioning it. My question is why is the pic upside down? Isn’t that how bats hang?
Behind every evil bastard there is an evil bitch.
“Now Barry. Put your hands on your crotch.”
Looking over Barack’s left shoulder brings to mind something the late great Marty Feldman said in Young Frankenstein, “What hump?”
“Why do I have to put up with that bitch?”
Thought bubble coming from both of them.
Eve was deceived and Adam went willingly. Seems little has changed in X-thousand years.
Stirrin the BS
Valdemort: “I hope you learned your lesson Baraq, now don’t fuck it up, we’re almost there.”
Baraq: “Yes ma’am.
I don’t even think this photo needs a caption. The faces say it all.
Czar of Defenestration
>I>”But Momma, I *gotta* pee!”
Good! Evening, and welcome! To Fright Night.
I’ve seen morticians look less sinister than him.
“Relax B, nobody will seem my lips move when you’re talking.”
Maybe I wound him just a tad too much today…
Stolen from “The Manchurian Candidate” 1962:
“I keep telling you not to think! You’re very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon’, just simply isn’t one of them.”
“But now, we have come almost to the end. One last step. And then when I take power, they will be pulled down and ground into dirt for what they did to you. And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me.”
[Kisses Raymond on the forehead, then his cheek, then on his lips]
“Oh, Raymond (Barry), what is the matter with you? You look as if your head were going to come to a point in the next thirteen seconds.”
“Val gives Barry another prostate exam …”
I know what you’re doing back there…
Send in the clown…
Janice the Elder
“It’s OK, Barbar. Everybody forgets to pull up their zipper occasionally.”
“Now just go out there and lie like you always do. Such a good little boy.”
I started a joke and now the whole world is crying..
Momma’s Little Man is gonna makes Momma so proud!
What? No, you don’t have a visible panty line, Barry.
Now get out there and lie your skinny, little Kenyan a$$ off!
Now, just go out there and pretend that they’re all naked.
“No TOTUS this time, honey. Let’s see what you can do.
“Queen of Diamonds? WTF? Oh yeah…”
Hey Val, I think a need a little more juice to get me going.
Sending lil Barry out to play with the big boys and girls…
Damn, the batteries just gave out…
Bobble-head Barry makes a bomb…
No, now Barry, I told you that they like you…really like you.
Major Mal function
Comrade Jarret has transmitted Vladimir’s message.
Isn’t barry supposed to be the President and Valerie Jarret just his advisor. With that shit eating smile on her she looks like the cat who just ate the canary and barry like the kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, Saying “I didn’t do it.” Its all Bushes fault or the GOP etc… Not me, I’m innocent, nobody told me and besides I’m black so I can’t be held accountable for what I do.
“Hold on a second there hon. I don’t have a good grip on your control stick yet…ok, got it. Let’s do this.”
Happy is as happy does.
I’m right here if you need me, Bari..don’t be ‘fraid.
Don’t look Barry, but Big Sister is watching you.
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take (I’ll be watching you)
“Just tell ‘em to bend over like I’m tellin’ you right now.”
They are going to expect a kiss before we fuck them over.
Time to wind up this shit again.
Damn it! I left my weed out on my office desk!
I don’t know why Hussein always covers his crotch like that. He’s had no balls since I started working with him, thought Valerie
Isn’t there supposed to be an angel on his right side, to counter the temptation of the devil on his left?
Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice
F.D.R. in Hell
“Behind every Charlie McCarthy is an Edgar Bergen”
Eleanor in Hell
Franklin, you old fart, get with the times.
“Behind José Jalapeño on a Stick is Achmed Jarrett”
” Silent but deadly”
Will Profit has a good one, but the thumb doesn’t work on either of my computers…anyone elses not working?
‘Looking over Barack’s left shoulder brings to mind something the late great Marty Feldman said in Young Frankenstein, “What hump?”’
Thumb up +6
June 9th, 2013
The night stalker in drag
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