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Biden cancels annual summer beach party

Home - by - June 3, 2013 - 22:45 America/New_York - 9 Comments

I Hate The Media

Gotta be because of that mean ole sequester, eh? Now all the poor journ0lists will have to swelter in their hot, million-dollar+ city townhomes all summer long.
The GOP are a bunch of meanies.

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  1. He wants to fill out Laut’s term. That way he will have something to do.

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  2. F.D.R. in Hell

    June 3rd, 2013

    VP Bidet heard you can get an STD from swimming pools.

    Plus, when his guests heard he banned water-guns this year, everyone RSVP’d in the negative.

    :evil:

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  3. Bad Brad

    June 3rd, 2013

    Damn, I really wanted to see him in that Euro Thong. I just made myself throw up a little in my mouth.

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  4. Kevin R.

    June 3rd, 2013

    Is it the summer of recovery yet?

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  5. Troy

    June 3rd, 2013

    “The Vill-age-eees…”

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  6. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    June 3rd, 2013

    “…There ain’t no cure for the Summertime Blues.”

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  7. even steven

    June 3rd, 2013

    I heard he did it because he has a golf ball sized boil beneath one of his infected hair plugs, and he’s too embarrassed to go out in public.

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  8. Debbie

    June 4th, 2013

    They are totally hiding him lately. I wonder why!

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  9. Ha.

    June 4th, 2013

    More likely that he never paid for last summer’s rental and this year they’re demanding CASH ONLY.
    It sucks to live your entire life as a scumbag, eh Joey?

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