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  1. ScratchNSniff

    March 3rd, 2010

    Do we yell “BINGO,” or “BULLSHIT?”

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  2. BigFurHat

    March 3rd, 2010

    You Lie!

    or NAZI!

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  3. Wyatt AARP

    March 3rd, 2010

    I prefer “racist,” in case a white person wins.

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  4. My2Cents

    March 3rd, 2010

    The game in which we all lose.

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  5. doug

    March 3rd, 2010

    where’s “status quo?”

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  6. fan

    March 4th, 2010

    Do the tokens have Joe Wilson’s portrait on them?

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  7. Louie

    March 4th, 2010

    No room for “unexpected” I guess

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  8. Gerry K

    March 4th, 2010

    If you win, you shout out “I apologize” for winning.

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  9. cakes

    March 4th, 2010

    There IS NO winner- everyone is equal here, all go home with a trophy.

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  10. Betula

    March 4th, 2010

    The winner yells “redistribute!” and procedes to spread the earnings amongst the losers. In addition,there is a fee to play and a tax on all earnings…. this way everyone goes home an equal loser while feeling patriotic.

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  11. Horrorman18

    March 4th, 2010

    “We should honor our corpesmen “

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  12. mark

    March 4th, 2010

    I watched zerObama’s speech yesterday on his “new” health care plan and I have one thing to say

    BULLSHIT! errr BINGO!

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  13. Doc

    March 4th, 2010

    BING-SHIT!

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  14. Mondo

    March 4th, 2010

    You have actually provided a tool that makes listening to a BO speech worth the time.

    Now I’m going to have to pay attention next time he’s on.

    Curse you!

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  15. Chairman Bao

    March 4th, 2010

    What, no get out of jail free card?

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  16. David H

    March 4th, 2010

    He has purple lips.

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  17. TN Tuxedo

    March 4th, 2010

    I don’t see how it could take any more than 15 seconds to play this game from start to finish.

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  18. Richard

    May 9th, 2010

    Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
    1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
    2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
    3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

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  19. fanaddicts

    June 16th, 2010

    I, me, when is it ever going to be ‘we’ so sick of this! It’s The Gulf not golf! BP now stands for Barrack Petrolium

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  20. PaulD

    June 26th, 2010

    What about “From day one”?

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  21. Frank

    September 21st, 2010

    where’s ‘small businessezz’?

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  22. Edmund Jenks

    September 23rd, 2010

    One word … “Stupidly”!

    All things associated with the grooming, adulation, campaign, election, and term of this 44th Presidency can be summed up with this one word … “Stupidly”!

    In fact, this Barack BS Bingo game is about the only thing that makes sense living life in our country these last couple of years because making sense definitely isn’t in the content of what he says in speeches and/or actions associated in the governance of our nation.

    Sadly, Personal Freedom, Bill-Of-Rights, Sovereignty, Capitalism, Constitution, Rule-Of-Law, Winning, and War On Terrorism will never appear in this game.

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  23. Anonymous

    September 29th, 2010

    If you played blackout, it would take an astounding 4 minutes of a half hour speech to fill the board completely.

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  24. funny_people

    September 29th, 2010

    Any BO speech, the first bingo should occur within 30 seconds.

    http://tinyurl.com/gadsden-yard-sign

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  25. Frosteetoes

    September 29th, 2010

    OMG…This is the pic that I found in my email box that led me to this website.

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  26. Angry Pancreas

    September 30th, 2010

    “If you played blackout, it would take an astounding 4 minutes of a half hour speech to fill the board completely.”

    Dude, we can’t play BLACKOUT… That’s
    *all together now* racist.

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  27. Nunya

    October 1st, 2010

    Dang, if that were a drinking game instead of BINGO we’d all be gassed before the first round were up

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  28. Zonga

    October 2nd, 2010

    Frosteetoes,

    What is the clown doing? I can’t make out your avatar.

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  29. Frosteetoes

    October 4th, 2010

    Zonga, it’s zombie Ronald McDonald eating body parts in a dirty basement.

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  30. Althing

    October 4th, 2010

    Holy friggin’ hell I was afraid that’s what that avatar was, Frosteetoes. You’ve officially found something more disturbing than the McBaby. That small image will haunt my dreams forever now.

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  31. Frosteetoes

    October 4th, 2010

    @Althing

    HAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)

    The month of October is still early. Just wait until you see what I post next. ;)

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  32. Althing

    October 4th, 2010

    You’re sick, Frosteetoes, but that’s what makes you kick ass.

    Uh, just for my own info, do normal bullets kill zombie Ronald McDonalds and zombie clowns in general or is there something that they’re particularly vulnerable to? Gotta be prepared for these things.

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  33. Team America

    October 4th, 2010

    Frosteetoes – I got the same email last spring and that’s what drew me to this site. I love this site and visit whenever I can.

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  34. Althing

    October 4th, 2010

    Sweet avatar, Team America. I used to be able to recite Kim Jong’s ballad perfectly. Probably my favorite part of the whole movie.

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  35. Frosteetoes

    October 4th, 2010

    @Althing, Zombie McDonald can be killed by shooting him with chicken nuggets fresh from the fat vat. The other type of zombie clowns can be taken out by those silent mother f*ckers, Mimes!

    @Team America, these guys here are great and they really keep up with the postings. Some other sites I’ve been too just sorta fizzled out a year after O’blahme was in office.

    I wonder if I know the same person who sent it to you? It was around the same time.

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  36. JustAl

    October 21st, 2010

    Because George W. Bush spoke only the truth and was a prolific public speaker.

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  37. joeclark77

    November 2nd, 2010

    Hey guys, can we get some new bingo cards for election day liberal spin? I can suggest some phrases:

    “temper tantrum”
    “blind rage”
    “anti-incumbent”
    “Obama not bold enough”
    “disappointed with slow pace of leftward change”
    “insanity”
    “the people who got us into this mess in the first place”

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  38. Julie Brown

    December 3rd, 2010

    banquet main here

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  39. pokerbot

    December 11th, 2010

    awesome insights and I like the article however what about the ugly problem of collusion in online poker?

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  40. Max Katz

    January 11th, 2011

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  41. Tiffiny Presas

    March 24th, 2011

    I just now added this web site to my favorites. I really like looking through your posts. Thank you!

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  42. Love it, but I wish this was a bit easier to find. Took me like 10 mins to find on the schools website directory – otherwise, top notch!

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  43. Billionaire

    August 12th, 2011

    “Millionaires and Billionaires”

    “Corporate Jet Owners”

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  44. Steve_Robbins

    September 2nd, 2011

    No . . . you shout “CHOKEHOLD!”

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  45. RebeccaH

    September 2nd, 2011

    Gosh, I’m almost tempted to tune into Obama’s speech, just so I can play this game.

    I’d have to come up with a totally awesome prize for winning, though.

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