Home - by BigFurHat - April 3, 2010 - 21:47 America/New_York - 46 Comments
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March 3rd, 2010
Do we yell “BINGO,” or “BULLSHIT?”
I prefer “racist,” in case a white person wins.
The game in which we all lose.
where’s “status quo?”
March 4th, 2010
Do the tokens have Joe Wilson’s portrait on them?
No room for “unexpected” I guess
If you win, you shout out “I apologize” for winning.
There IS NO winner- everyone is equal here, all go home with a trophy.
The winner yells “redistribute!” and procedes to spread the earnings amongst the losers. In addition,there is a fee to play and a tax on all earnings…. this way everyone goes home an equal loser while feeling patriotic.
“We should honor our corpesmen “
I watched zerObama’s speech yesterday on his “new” health care plan and I have one thing to say
BULLSHIT! errr BINGO!
You have actually provided a tool that makes listening to a BO speech worth the time.
Now I’m going to have to pay attention next time he’s on.
What, no get out of jail free card?
He has purple lips.
I don’t see how it could take any more than 15 seconds to play this game from start to finish.
May 9th, 2010
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”
June 16th, 2010
I, me, when is it ever going to be ‘we’ so sick of this! It’s The Gulf not golf! BP now stands for Barrack Petrolium
June 26th, 2010
What about “From day one”?
September 21st, 2010
where’s ‘small businessezz’?
September 23rd, 2010
One word … “Stupidly”!
All things associated with the grooming, adulation, campaign, election, and term of this 44th Presidency can be summed up with this one word … “Stupidly”!
In fact, this Barack BS Bingo game is about the only thing that makes sense living life in our country these last couple of years because making sense definitely isn’t in the content of what he says in speeches and/or actions associated in the governance of our nation.
Sadly, Personal Freedom, Bill-Of-Rights, Sovereignty, Capitalism, Constitution, Rule-Of-Law, Winning, and War On Terrorism will never appear in this game.
September 29th, 2010
If you played blackout, it would take an astounding 4 minutes of a half hour speech to fill the board completely.
Any BO speech, the first bingo should occur within 30 seconds.
OMG…This is the pic that I found in my email box that led me to this website.
September 30th, 2010
“If you played blackout, it would take an astounding 4 minutes of a half hour speech to fill the board completely.”
Dude, we can’t play BLACKOUT… That’s
*all together now* racist.
October 1st, 2010
Dang, if that were a drinking game instead of BINGO we’d all be gassed before the first round were up
October 2nd, 2010
What is the clown doing? I can’t make out your avatar.
October 4th, 2010
Zonga, it’s zombie Ronald McDonald eating body parts in a dirty basement.
Holy friggin’ hell I was afraid that’s what that avatar was, Frosteetoes. You’ve officially found something more disturbing than the McBaby. That small image will haunt my dreams forever now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
The month of October is still early. Just wait until you see what I post next.
You’re sick, Frosteetoes, but that’s what makes you kick ass.
Uh, just for my own info, do normal bullets kill zombie Ronald McDonalds and zombie clowns in general or is there something that they’re particularly vulnerable to? Gotta be prepared for these things.
Frosteetoes – I got the same email last spring and that’s what drew me to this site. I love this site and visit whenever I can.
Sweet avatar, Team America. I used to be able to recite Kim Jong’s ballad perfectly. Probably my favorite part of the whole movie.
@Althing, Zombie McDonald can be killed by shooting him with chicken nuggets fresh from the fat vat. The other type of zombie clowns can be taken out by those silent mother f*ckers, Mimes!
@Team America, these guys here are great and they really keep up with the postings. Some other sites I’ve been too just sorta fizzled out a year after O’blahme was in office.
I wonder if I know the same person who sent it to you? It was around the same time.
October 21st, 2010
Because George W. Bush spoke only the truth and was a prolific public speaker.
November 2nd, 2010
Hey guys, can we get some new bingo cards for election day liberal spin? I can suggest some phrases:
“Obama not bold enough”
“disappointed with slow pace of leftward change”
“the people who got us into this mess in the first place”
December 3rd, 2010
banquet main here
December 11th, 2010
awesome insights and I like the article however what about the ugly problem of collusion in online poker?
January 11th, 2011
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I’m sorry folks,I don’t idealize President Obama.I wish he had beat up on the lousy GOP a little harder. This cooperation stuff sucks. However he is so much better than that idiot muppet GB who could only talk because somebody had their hand up his ass moving his mouth.He was a fool and he ruined this country ,now they blame Obama for what his party got us into. Am I bitter,you bet!Screw all fat-assed GOP freaks.
March 24th, 2011
I just now added this web site to my favorites. I really like looking through your posts. Thank you!
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April 2nd, 2011
Love it, but I wish this was a bit easier to find. Took me like 10 mins to find on the schools website directory – otherwise, top notch!
August 12th, 2011
“Millionaires and Billionaires”
“Corporate Jet Owners”
September 2nd, 2011
No . . . you shout “CHOKEHOLD!”
Gosh, I’m almost tempted to tune into Obama’s speech, just so I can play this game.
I’d have to come up with a totally awesome prize for winning, though.
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September 8th, 2011
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