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It’s a Hines family reunion !

I almost gave you a thumbs up, james, but you missed the “progressiveness” part of the image.

That reminds me… do you know the difference between a progressive and a bucket of shit?

Ah, Liberals at the trough and at the teet! How appropriate!

The pig should have been emaciated … kinda like the American Taxpayer

Unfortunately too true.

The libs however, would have you believe that a leach can grow a host.

Hiney – how does the picture not represent progressive ideology?

Wow, you REALLY wanna be in the front row or not at all. Yuck!

@Mark, I think that pig done gone Galt.

Those poor dumb bastards at the back of the line.

As it will be in the real world if progressives get their way.

Looks like a very homogeneous crowd, if you ask me.

Of course, they are all Hoinkies.

Leroy, take heart.
That’s Obama’s New America.
All the ‘brothers and sisters’ are festing at Chuck E. Cheese.

feasting, that is.

@Ralph OMG. I thought you said fisting!!! Heh heh heh!

Pretty disturbing picture. I sure hope that’s a female pig.

Ya’ll cut the little whiney hiney some slack. Was this his first first ever here? Maybe he’s feeling a bit like obumbles. He knows what it’s like to be a first and last at the same time.

Poignant agony

What a PIG! Anybody got some lipstick?

And nobody set me up for my punchline. Oh well… it was a hacked joke, anyway.

Hey if this was a Hiney family reunion shouldn’t they be on end at the right ?

I will ES…

“What’s the difference between a Progressive and a Bucket of Shit?”

Soon, the end of the pig will be obvious. When they have spent everyone eleses money. 2% Hiney, remember 2%.

The Bucket

I’ll take a wild stab at the joke, Dixie and ES

Is the answer “the bucket”?

TWO intelligent posters…that’s encouraging!

Hey Tom

Great minds wallow in the same stuff, hey?

That’s a hideously terrific image.

Who doesn’t like bacon?

Hey hiney…which one of those little shitbirds are you?

Hey hiney … the only one sucking hind teet here is you!

@Dixie
Thanks! Moe Tom and Brian answered it correctly.

This almost explains Obamas birth, except the part where muslims don’t like pork.

Doc – I think hiney is the little bastard in the lower right with his ass up in the air….hoping for more than his fair share…

Ol’ Jimmy Hiney had a farm
E-i-e-i-o
And, on this farm he had a socialist pig
E-i-e-i-o
With a gimme, gimme here & a gimme, gimme there
Ol’ Jimmy Hiney had a farm
E-i-e-i-o

And on this farm he did no work
E-i-e-i-o
So his crops all died from lack of care
E-i-e-i-o
With a mulch mulch here
And a mulch mulch there
Here a mulch there a mulch
Everywhere was compost
Ol’ Jimmy Hiney had a farm
E-i-e-i-o

Hiney, So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Were busy here Hiney, can we ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, Hiney must be the happiest person alive.

I don’t know what keeps you so stupid and posting here, but it really works!

Hiney’s wheel is spinning, but his gerbil is up his arse!

What Hiney lacks in intelligence he makes up for in ignorance.

Hiney’s at his wit’s end. You can see that it hasn’t taken him long to get there either either!

Yup. That about covers it.

Hey,I see some people in my office in that group.

Would be more realistic if the pig was decaying and had bones sticking out with the last fleshy parts near the teats. Then send it to DC,
I only say that because 1) it’s true and 2) I’d like to see how gross your overly talented self can make it. bahahhaha

Oh, Hiney, looks like you need a lesson in the meaning of dependence of others (among all the other things of which you do not understand). We come to iotw for comic relief,entertainment and good commentary- not for food, housing or any other basic human need at the expense of someone ELSE.
As a matter of fact, many of us here make donations for the privilege of access to the talents on this site. Quite different from the progressive ‘all take and no give’ philosophy.

Or should I say “whiney?”

So was Bush, Hiney and you lib scum managed to do somethin about that, basicaly by doing what we’re doing here. So there is something we can do about it.

What freedoms that American people desire?

Like, hmmm, say the freedom to assemble and the freedom to express your thoughts and ideas even though some f*cking looser dumb shit ACORN employee doesn’t like it?

Are you talking about those freedoms Jimmy?

There is nothing we can do about it?
Does anyone here hve a chalkboard? I want to explain the different branches of Government to Hines.
Obama is NOT King of America,Hines..He is an elected official who is more than halfway to his mid-term. All the while with a super majority to pass whatever stupid shit he could imagine.
Thank GOD he FAILED.
Now in a few short months we will be removing that majority and stalemating Obamas first and only term.
There is alot we ARE “doing about it”
Are you REALLY old enough to be here?

Hiney, what the hell does our first amendment right have to do with the fact that progressives are parasites? Once again, your comment proves the point that you are 1) incapable of having a debate on any kind of facts so instead you try to change the subject, and 2) you are hypocrite on the highest order.
Which is it, are we to never to criticize our President (as you did from the other side of your mouth above in your post bashing Bush ), or are we just to not criticize Obama? How is that way of thinking not “a danger to the freedoms that the American people desire”? It is progressives who truly want to shut down free speech and freedom of choice.
You did not address the very parasitic nature of progressives, but I don’t expect you to defend it, because even someone with lack of common sense can’t defend the indefensible.

BTW, I agree with you that Bush helped cause our problems. However, it was because of Bush’s ‘progressive’, ‘liberal’ policies on spending, lending and lack of border control that helped lead to this disaster. That said, you don’t treat cancer with more virulent cancer. Obama is the fastest spreading stage 4 cancer in this country’s history, and while there is nothing I can do to change the fact that he is president, there is plenty we can do to stop his cancer from spreading to point of death.

Until you can cite just one example of a conservative policy of Bush’s that lead to crisis, I will consider any banter between you and I as a complete slap down, rather than a debate- and there is “nothing you can do about it”!

Now to address Hines first post in this thread.
WELL DONE.
It was funny,on target and made sense. It is the first post I have ever seen the group named Hines make that addressed the topic at hand.
If you are indeed going to stay here and act as a pesticide to ward off other Liberals can you PLEASE put some thought into ALL of your posts?
Your typical “Your gay an your mom is a slut” posts just make you look remedial.

whiney hiney your skill of debate are about the same as my 10 year old. You’re kind of a drive by artist. You drive up, roll down your window, scream obscenities and then say naaanaaanaaaa and run away.

Limited in every way. You are right about one thing, zerO is president. It ends there though. We are doing something about it. We are mustering conservatives, sharpening their wits (iOTW is an excellent spot for that, my friends here are full of experience, knowledge and talent) and keeping them motivated to let the existing elected representitives know our will to stop existing proposed legislation. We will muster them all again and elect better more conservative representatives and senators in November and again in 2012 along with showing your messiah the door in 2012 as well.

That my bitter, limited little man is what we can do.

hiney, i drive a dodge ram. Matt has a fine chevy I believe. Unllike you and yours we dont define ourselves by our possessions. we define ourselves by our values and principles. we are diverse in econmic strata. it is our sameness in political purpse that brings us here.

don’t worry hiney, if it makes your head hurt to think about that you can go to http://www.starfall.com. My son uses that sight to help himself learn to read. yes, all by himself, a fine young conservative he will be.

Posted yesterday under quotes:

What (Hindsey) dosen’t know would make a library

anyone would be proud of. Anon

You have the right of it hiney, I am not a scholar. I was educated by the finest public schools. I won’t take my time to sculpture my prose in swatting you like the fly you are.

By the way, can you muster even one principled argument here? I’ve not seen one yet.

Master Hiney, it’s not “Can I. ..?”
It’s “May I…” when you are asking permission.
“Can I…” is a question of ability.

Tsk, tsk young man.

C-

@Phil,

I think that the IOTW folks, most of whom are well read, quick witted, and real-life schooled would consume any liberal that dare post like a pack of coyotes on a lame cotton tail. The “smarter” libs understand this and move on to other sites.

And then there’s hiney.

Whose sole purpose is as an agitator because he is simply too stupid to do anything else.

@rightwingfeather

There is a certain perception amongst Conservatives that liberals are knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, nose picking ninnies who are too lazy (and probably, cowardly) to steal; hence, they elect candidates that they hope will steal for them – by proxy, as it were. Their hope is, once “their” politicians have stolen from hard-working Americans (the hated Middle Class, aka “taxpayers”), they will then turn it over to the doting liberals that supported them (aka, the able bodied Welfare Class.)

The ironic thing, is whiney hiney seems to believe he is dispelling that perception, when in fact, he is reinforcing it. But then, he’s obviously too dull-witted to appreciate irony.

“What’s the difference between a Progressive and a Bucket of Shit?”

A bucket of shit can serve a purpose as a fertilizer.

What a classic way to prove one’s idiocy: “… Mark………sentence structure means alot, where did you go to schrull……….” Attempting to imply that it has memorized ‘Strunk and White’ while misspelling ’school.’

Truly need to work on the ellipsis: think ‘one, two, three’ ‘one, two, three’ you can do it!

Say “Yes, I can!”

Hines states….

“sentence structure means alot”

Hines, does spelling mean “a lot”?

Hines….Good God.
You need to stay focused if you are going to stay around here. We will SHRED you at EVERY turn.
As much as I hate to go “Nascar Forum” here at a POLITICAL SATIRE SITE (Man,you are stupid)
Here goes: WE pay attention and we comprehend what we read. You do not drive an 08 Ford truck,you drive a Ford Crown Victoria,You said so just a few days ago. As far as the childish question of can my truck beat up your truck? Yes. Mine is an Chevrolet HD series truck. I use it for pulling my 30 foot fifth wheel camper and my race car trailer.
The main difference between my truck and yours?
Mine exists.
Dude,we are real people. Matt is my real name.
You do realize that every single person here thinks of you as a lying,punk kid,right?
Again we are quite literally laughing AT you.
You are our jester. How does that not embarrass you?

A very disturbing image. But no more disturbing than the slop the Dems are trying to force-feed us.

@Phil
Nothin’ fancy. Just a ditch bitch that is lucky to be alive (or smart enough to be alive–she did dodge multiple cars on a busy highway the day I found her) The Heritage genetic test says that she is part Siberian Husky.

@Owl You are right. We should never underestimate an opponent in war. Vigilance is the key. obama’s (soro’s) lackeys are a conniving group that will stoop to new levels to push their agenda through.

We should be prepared for what ever is to come, for you can be certain, they will be.

@Betula

I have to disagree with you on the roll of progressives as fertilizer. If they are worked into the soil properly over time, they should break down and decompose.

You drove a truck and had a “lunch hour” and yet you claim to pay more in taxes than other people make in salary?

Umm. When you’re a security guard riding shotgun in the Brink’s truck, that money ain’t yours.

You can’t argue with drunks, fools and elitist politicians. Common sense and treating others with respect has no meaning to these folks because they don’t understand it. In The United States of Obama there is a new paradigm, fools like Hiney would rather take everyone and everything down with them than consider that their business ends at the end of their nose, they hold onto their hate and superiority with a death grip, they can’t see for 1 second how principles and values count for everything. If they did everything they hold dear would come crashing down.

Hines,I let it go several posts ago when you mockingly asked for my “PREMISSION” which I fully believe was a freudian slip,refering to your desire for my seminal fluids.
Wasn’t that nice of me?
Stop being such an easy target!
You are eroding our skills. Dont you have any grown ups where you play that can come here and duke it out?