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Real Reason for Beer Summits Discovered
Turns out, not only was Obama told to stop smoking (meaning he still does. Which only bothers me due to his rank hypocrisy) but the man who fancies himself a health expert and everyone’s doctor was also told to “moderate his alcohol intake.” Besides wondering just how much he does drink that he needs to be told to moderate it, Ann Althouse makes a good point:
(If you think we shouldn’t be talking about the President this way, let’s remember how people called Bush a “dry drunk.” That is, he was criticized for being a drunk when he didn’t drink at all!)
The beer summits are really just a regular day! Shall we rename the White House, the Par-tay House? Maybe this is just something else that he inherited from Bush. Or, Anheiser-Busch.
Matt
March 1st, 2010
I wish he would switch to Muskatel and Ripple.
Fred G Sanford drank that.
He called it “Muskatipple”
Diann
March 1st, 2010
Sheesh. Could you imagine his ninth step amends list? Finally, having to apologize for himself instead of apologizing for others. AND on top of it having to apologize TO America for having apologized FOR America. They say the steps are ego deflation. I would hate to be downwind when this douche gets deflated.
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MissInMich
March 1st, 2010
God knows this Presidunce has driven me to drink more.
Great, we have a booger pickin’, chain smokin’, alcohol swillin’former(?) drug usin’ CIC. Put a disco ball in the rotunda and we a Studio 54 the DC edition.
MissInMich
March 1st, 2010
* we GOT a Studio 54
See, I told ya I been drinkin’ more (HIC)
Horrorman18
March 1st, 2010
Matt
It’s funny you bring up Fred Sanford…Doesn’t Michelle look a lot like Aunt Esther?
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illustr8r
March 1st, 2010
So, just how much is he drinking- enough that it’s showing in medical tests? Does he have early signs of liver damage?
**O swilling liquor in the White House and smokin’ cigs, passes out, cig drops into a couch starting a fire…so,would Meeshell save the George Washington painting like Dolly Madison did?**
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Real Reason for Beer Summits Discovered | Right Wing News
March 1st, 2010
[...] Maybe this is just something else that he inherited from Bush. Or, Anheiser-Busch.(cross-posted at iowntheworld and snark and [...]
MissInMich
March 1st, 2010
So when does this doc have the IRS or FBI checking him out FDR style?
It is great to see though, that Bambi has his checkups at the same fine institution that helped John Murtha
MissInMich
March 1st, 2010
Horrorman, I think she looks more like Grady
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March 1st, 2010
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1MadJack
March 1st, 2010
Whether it be Grady or Aunt Esther Meeshell’s a two bagger.
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MissInMich
March 1st, 2010
On a related note, Obama owes Canadian Prime Minister Harper a case of beer.
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Althing
March 1st, 2010
She’s got the stinkeye of Esther. Grady was an ok guy.
squatch
March 1st, 2010
He smokes because he’s a complete amateur in a pro game. Don’t expect that to stop anytime soon.
He drinks because of what he has to go home to at the end of the day.
I’m giving him a break on that one.
Nice Deb
March 1st, 2010
Wait a sec, in the update at Althouses blog:
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-many-beers-day-would-obama-need-to.html
The actual wording is (PDF):
Continue smoking cessation efforts, a daily exercise program, healthy diet, moderation in alcohol intake, periodic dental care, and remain up to date with recommended immunizations.
Why does The Guardian hate our President?!
Recommending “moderation of” is completely different from recommending continuation of “moderation in.” Reading the original report, I’d say the doctor told Obama that the amount he was drinking was just fine.
I know, it was too good to check.
Maureen
March 1st, 2010
Well thank goodness the US didn’t win the gold medal because our PM would be sending him a case of beer.
Papadoc
March 1st, 2010
What was the old quote–the bars are closed on election day so we can’t drink while voting for the bums that’ll drive us to booze the next four years. One down, three to go, and there’s a margarita waiting for me at home tonight.
Tim
March 1st, 2010
It is racist to tell a mulatto to quit drinking and smoking. Next, they’ll tell him to get loose shoes.
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Eipisto Wahdmekha
March 2nd, 2010
I thought muslims were not supposed to partake of alcohol.
Unless, of course it is done while fooling the infidels into complacency so you can…
Oh, never mind.
Disregard.