Home - by BigFurHat - February 28, 2010 - 12:45 America/New_York - 114 Comments
Naked Capitalism must have seen our Left Wing Rally Bingo Card, they’ve recently suggested a Barack Bullshit Bingo Card to be used during his speeches. We like the idea. We’ll oblige by making the visual. Any suggestions for the text?
February 28th, 2010
Let me be clear
Not one dime!
No more lobbyists
Uh, I, uh, ummm
If you like your health insurance, you’ll get to keep it.
The reforms we seek…
I, I, I, I, I, I, I
wee wee’d up
Brought the economy back from the brink
Saved or Created
Worst economy since the great depression
So many to choose from, hmmm,
When I was…
What I think…
How I see it…
Where I will take it…
Who I feel will…
Why I asked…
….sssssssssissseeess… like that pesky beaver whistle from the old cartoons…
but, but, but….
There should be an O-57 on that card.
Some guy around the neighborhood.
Fantasy Bingo Version:
I resign effective immediately.
Typical white person
And then I…
Buried in an Obama T-Shirt
choice and competition
I, me, my
The system is broken
I see that “Previous Administration” is the free square.
Make no mistake
Now, I want to be clear
“There are those who say……”
The American People
Time to send a clear message.
…and that’s why I am…
my administration……picks his nose…now my adminstration is…
We can’t wait
That’s just not true.
I like it, but I don’t think I can watch long enough to complete one square.
Our new majority can end the tax breaks…
for the rich…
corridors of shame…
pathway to success…
brothuhs and sistahs….
Maine Moxie Main
I’m sorry, but I just can’t face forward.
This notion that’s peddled by the religious right – that they are oppressed is not true.
“First of all…” (then says one thing)
We can’t control nature…
Business as Usual
at the expense of the poor
white person’s greed
Can u tell I don’t like this bastard man child?
Not a government takeover
When I was young I got rear ended. And then screwed by Acme Ins. Co
Just show the flipped bird in one of the squares.
Holy crap that ___ has Obama Ears!
Can you tell I got into the liquor cabinet again?
. talk about a game that would never end bahahhaa
Bill Ayers? Hardly know him.
Karl Marx Responds
those are just talking points
I could no more disavow Rev.Wright than I could my own mother.
I stand with those around the world who seek freedom.
From the health care summit version:
My Muslim faith
Czar of Defenestration
O5: whacking off on my mirror
my fellow Americans
Here’s a blast from the past (6months or so) I wish I could give credit to whoever wrote this, cause I don’t know where it came from, but it’s gold. So whoever you are out there, kudos.
The Audacity of Unawareness
Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. But how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?
- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America.
- He was unaware that he was family friends with and started his political career in the living room of a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the U.S. illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya.
- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.
For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this smooth talking, village idiot.
since the title is Barack’s BullShit…i would submit anytime he says “God Bless America!”….biggest bullshit he spews!
We’re gonna need a bigger bingo card.
Insure more, cost less
I looked at the board and figured you just couldn’t win…
In the limo with Hiney and Sinclair
(way late to the party…!)
I’m fighting for______.
March 1st, 2010
I want to give a shout out to my man hines
Because I Won!
I didn’t know I could bend my head this far up…
At Harvard I was “Ace”, but they pronounced it different.
uh uh I’m a Christian uh uh…
I’m not a socialist…
I swear to uphold the constitution…
There are white folks, and then there are ignorant white mother f#ckers like you!
Elections have consequences.
Does my presidency make Meechelle’s butt look big?
“the campaign is over”
“let’s put politics aside”
plus, any totally inappropriate use of someone’s first name, such as calling Sen. McCain “John” in a formal, televised summit.
Don’t limit it to just something says. Include actions….
(Picks a booger)
Everytime he says Pahk-ee-stahn I think of Kobayashi from “The Usual Suspects”. Anyone else have this problem?
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