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Boehner’s Daughter Ganja Get Married to Dirtbag Pothead

Home - by - April 25, 2013 - 18:30 America/New_York - 48 Comments

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If Bill Cosby was still doing a cartoon, this would be one of the characters.

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He has been  arrested not once but twice, this last arrest involved possession of marijuana, let’s not forget Boehner said he is ‘unalterably opposed’ to legalizing marijuana, even for medical purposes.

It seems that Lindsay Boehner’s boyfriend and soon to-be hubby 38-year-old Dominic Lakhan born in Jamaica and a construction worker in Florida was first bust for possession of an open container while driving in 2003, Lakhan’s second arrest was for misdemeanor possession of two grams of marijuana during a traffic stop in Pembroke Pines in 2006; according to police reports

“upon making contact with the driver,’ an officer ‘observed in plain view a 16 oz. Natural Lite beer can opened in the driver door.”

“The officer ‘also detected the odor of burnt cannabis emitting from the interior of the vehicle. A search of the vehicle revealed two bags containing approximately 2 grams of suspected cannabis… inside the center of the ashtray.”

Dominic B. Lakhan a Delray Beach resident and Lindsay Boehner  who lives in Hollywood, FL will get married on May 10th according to their wedding registry.

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Speaking of wedding registry. I wonder what store they picked?

Bud, Blunt and Beyond? Macy Gray’s?

The reception will have a cocktail hour where Famous Amos cookies, Frito’s, Dunkin Donuts and M&Ms will be served.

Their first daughter will be named Mary Jane.

If they last 50 years they will celebrate their Acapulco Gold Wedding Anniversary.

 

 

» 48 Comments

  1. Chalupa

    April 25th, 2013

    Boehner always cries at weddings. This one’s going to be a real gully washer.

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  2. Chalupa

    April 25th, 2013

    A black guy marrying an orange girl – I think a Halloween theme would be appropriate.

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  3. AbigailAdams

    April 25th, 2013

    That’s his daughter’s name? Ganja?

    I thought ganja is what you get from not bathing regularly.

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  4. Willem

    April 25th, 2013

    Hey, what can you expect from an offspring of the dipshit Boner.

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  5. Reaganaut

    April 25th, 2013

    Who cares

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  6. dapenguin

    April 25th, 2013

    the ethics committee should make him step down as speaker for this one

    or any other excuse to get the bum out is fine with me

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  7. bubba

    April 25th, 2013

    hah, could not happen to a better ass hat. enjoy them gran chillens. you will be raisin dem.

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  8. bubba

    April 25th, 2013

    boehner is a true loser.

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  9. Chalupa

    April 25th, 2013

    He can use Boehner’s gavel to pound the stems and seeds out of his weed.

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  10. bubba

    April 25th, 2013

    now we know why the immigration bill will pass.

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  11. TheFineReport.com

    April 25th, 2013

    This is what happens when a limp-dick boozer raises daughters: they marry limp-dick boozers (in this case, a pothead), instead of a man.

    If there was ever an illustration of what a loser this man is as a choice for anything resembling a leadership position within the GOP or Congress, this is it.

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  12. Dude

    April 25th, 2013

    Love is blind and stupid.

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  13. mickey_moussaoui

    April 25th, 2013

    Is the wedding couple registered at Benny’s House of Bongs?

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  14. Maudie N Mandeville

    April 25th, 2013

    No wonder we lose.

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  15. xthred

    April 25th, 2013

    Coal Burner. Ewww.

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  16. Rio

    April 25th, 2013

    Mr. Dominic Lakhin says:
    I love me some white girls.’specially dem wit daddy issues, but when she get uppity and starts dat disrespecting shit, acting like she’s better dan me and shit, den I know we don’t have no thing going on like she said. Dat’s when I reach for my blade.

    da bitches head gotta come off.she was axin fo it.
    Shit, i’m a grown ass man.

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  17. Plain Jane

    April 25th, 2013

    I stand with what I said on bitterclinger’s bullpen post:

    Oh my gosh, the poor man literally works for one and his daughter is going to marry one.

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  18. conservative cowgirl

    April 25th, 2013

    The Cat in the Hat Goes Black

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  19. Billy Fuster

    April 25th, 2013

    Wow, talk about getting back at your parents.

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  20. Maudie N Mandeville

    April 25th, 2013

    Billy: Getting back? I think they’re proud, just like the Boston Bomber wife’s parents.

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  21. Anonymous

    April 25th, 2013

    Thank God I can’t smell this dirtbag.

    Like Chalupa said, tangerine man will no doubt be sobbing at this clusterfuck of a wedding.

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  22. 99th Squad Leader

    April 25th, 2013

    In a year, Boozin’ Boehner’s daughter won’t be able to get a comb threw her hair.

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  23. John

    April 25th, 2013

    Suddenly I understand why he’s always bursting into tears…..

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  24. Noelegy

    April 25th, 2013

    Construction worker?

    I see at least one thing wrong with that…

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  25. Kafir:Moe Tom

    April 25th, 2013

    He’s Jamacian Mon. Rastafrian knit hat and all.And skinny like The Won.If boner wasn’t such a dip shit I’d pity him. Daughter must be quite a problem child.

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  26. Johnny Freedom

    April 25th, 2013

    Bubbles!

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  27. Tortillapete

    April 25th, 2013

    Welcome new citizen of the Republic!

    Can we trade him to Jamaica for his father in law?

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  28. Stranded in Sonoma

    April 25th, 2013

     
  29. Tracy

    April 25th, 2013

    The Munchies Mission Photo in Jiffy Pop headgear was a pisser enough then, @Chalupa, all three were pretty funny but The Gavel on stems and seeds, conjures up all kinds of hilarity.

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  30. bubba

    April 25th, 2013

    he be a concruxion worker. actually his new job be aid to de speaker of de house.

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  31. TheFineReport.com

    April 26th, 2013

    Said Lyndsay Boehner:
    “That’ll teach him to ignore me growing up….
    It was either this, or do porn.”

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  32. Dude

    April 26th, 2013

    I’m not hip or cool
    I thought it was that Snoopy doggy guy.
    Guess not.

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  33. ingvard

    April 26th, 2013

    Slacker with sperm, we are truly doomed.

    My elderly mom could sure use a nice knitted sweater, hey dude it’s spring time, less wind resistance, would not that be the green thing to do???
    Speaker Boehner : Did you ever take your daughter golfing, horse back riding, anything??? Other than being another “it’s my turn” GOPr do the honorable thing and admit to being reptiloid.

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  34. Friend of the Family

    April 26th, 2013

    What a foolish girl. Her family prestige alone would have or must have presented her with much better pickings than this shit head she’s about to mess up her life with. That’s OK, Daddy will bail her out time and again.

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  35. berlet98

    April 26th, 2013

    A RINO’s just desserts!

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  36. jobe

    April 26th, 2013

    He must be sooo fucking mad at the little brat.
    Daddy must be soo proud !!

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  38. kmiller

    April 26th, 2013

    all you guys are losers and just create evil in this world

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  39. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    April 26th, 2013

     
  40. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    April 26th, 2013

    What is it about black men that they’ll take ANY white woman, no matter how old or dawg-ugly, as a trophy?

    The Boehner daughters are sad-sacks from the word “GO.” And, leave it to the British press to get the real lowdown on what’s really happening in America:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314065/John-Boehners-daughter-marrying-Jamaican-born-man-arrested-possession-marijuana.html

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  41. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    April 26th, 2013

    @ kmiller – Is that why why there are so many lesbian scientists working on cloning?

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  42. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    April 26th, 2013

    YouTube of WHO LET THE DOGS OUT in 3…2…1

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  43. Dan Ryan Galt

    April 26th, 2013

    Good news! Dominic has found employment.

    http://www.stupidhumans.org/facebookview.php?id=62

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  44. thirdtwin

    April 26th, 2013

    kmiller, so sad about your library…

    http://tinyurl.com/cua24sp

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  45. Annie

    April 26th, 2013

    Jamaican me crazy!

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  46. WarNerve

    April 26th, 2013

    1965 immigration bill strikes again right at the heart of the problem: delusional white career politicians. Enjoy the diversity, shithead!

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  47. Tiger Eyes

    April 26th, 2013

    Can’t wait for the wedding party photo!

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    April 28th, 2013

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