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Heel Time With Bill Maher

Home - by - February 26, 2010 - 13:21 America/New_York - 43 Comments

Bill Maher is better than you. Or, so he claims, once again.

“But what the Democrats never understand is that Americans don’t really care what position you take, just stick with one,” Maher said. “Just be strong. They’re not bright enough to really understand the issues. But like an animal, they can sort of sense strength or weakness. They can smell it on you.”

This isn’t the first time he’s said such things, and I’ve written about Maher’s idiocy before, but I figure it is a form of recycling, which may serve to offset some of my Right Wing radical extremism.  Plus, any chance to mock Bill Maher is A-OK with me. This isn’t even the first time he’s said such things on CNN, who unfathomably has him on as a guest giving policy opinion. The first time I saw him as a policy opinion guest was with Wolf Blitzer.Why on Earth is Bill Maher given  segments on CNN discussing POLICY?  Why is he considered a political expert? I’m disappointed in you, Mr. Wolf Blitzer. I expect such shams from the oafish Keith Olbermann, and even Larry “I literally am older than dirt” King, but I did expect slightly more from you.

When I saw him on Blitzer’s show a few years ago, Maher had been given a segment on CNN discussing General Petraeus. Throughout he segment, he clearly displayed that he was suffering from the final stages of Bush Derangement Syndrome, which, by the way, mutated into Obama Messianic Syndrome.  At one point, Maher called General Petraeus a stooge. And what are you, you smarmy little “man” (term used loosely)? Because General Petraeus doesn’t march in lock-step with your left-wing talking points and agenda, you call him, a man who has served his Country with honor, courage, strength, dignity and integrity for years, a stooge. And what exactly have you been doing while General Petraeus has been risking his life for YOU for YEARS, Mr. Maher? Oh, that’s right. You’ve been busily tom-catting around and getting sued for palimony.

At the time, I thought Bill Maher deserved a trip to the waterboarding room, followed by a nice castration. Which is, coincidentally, an almost perfect euphemism for the feeling I get when I have made the terrible mistake of looking upon that botched circumcision with eyeballs that sits atop his neck. It turns out, I still feel that way. Bill Maher continued to make it quite apparent that he believes that anyone who does not march in lock-step with his ideas are rubes as well.  Typical of the Left; further their own agenda in any despicable way that they can.

Just prior to the Presidential election, I had also made the mistake of reading an article that Maher wrote, entitled “Republicans, Stop Calling Obama Elitist: Because the real reason you don’t like him is that he’s smarter than you”. He’s parroting that same meme now, only aimed at everyone who dares question their Government. This Summer, I broke my self-imposed rule and attempted to watch another one of his CNN appearances. It took several tries –  my shaking fist kept pausing the DVR.

During that particular segment, he, of course, started immediately bashing Sarah Palin. A woman who is not even running for any public office and is now a private citizen. In a way, I understand his lashing out; being surrounded by Liberal lackeys, I’m quite certain Palin is an anomaly to him. He then moved onto Americans in general, or, according to him and his buddies on the left,  Un-Americans.  Besides calling us ‘soulless vampire bastards making money off human pain’ (those of us who simply oppose ceding control of our health care entirely to the Government, and dare to voice said concerns) he, once again via tired talking point rote, called us Stupid as well.

While I am hesitant to give this vile little man any further face time, and aside from the fact that he totally brought his own Stupid, contradicting his own premise several times, I couldn’t let it go. It’s important that we remember that this is actually what many on the radical left believe. You see, they don’t know what to do with  us; we confuse them.  Since they can’t back up their ideas with rational facts, they resort to name-calling, as if since we don’t simply take their Oh-So-Smart word for it, we must be buffoons.

They don’t understand people who are self-sufficient and self-reliant. People who practice what they preach always and not only when convenient. People with real life experiences and learning. People who know that cutting someone’s  taxes means WAY more to a family than sending them a token check. People who have worked with their hands and not just in theory. People who are smart and gifted and tough as nails.

Guess what, Bill Maher?  You aren’t better than us. You aren’t smarter than we are.  But I’m glad you think so because you will be in for a huge, rude surprise. While we generally wish to be left alone and prefer to quietly just go about our own lives, trying to raise our families and put in a hard day’s work, we also never, ever back down from fighting for what is right.  Y’all are now spurring us on to relish fighting the establishment — truth to power? Yeah, that’s ours now. You know why? Because, you lie.

Now, not only do you call us stupid, again, but also animals. Well, these lambs will NOT be led to the slaughter. I hope you watch us closely, Bill. You just might learn something. And not just some of your fancy book learnin’, but hopefully a little common sense and decency.

» 43 Comments

  1. Tim

    February 26th, 2010

    The socialists all goose-step to the same drum to prove what brilliant, independent thinkers they are.

    Go figure.

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  2. Grayscape

    February 26th, 2010

    And as so many fascist socialist bastards in the 20th century demonstrated over and over again (100+ million dead)….. Because Bill and his fellow travelers consider people to be dumb animals, they can also slaughter people like a dumb animal. Right Bill? Is that a swastika I see on your forehead?

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  3. Call me Lennie

    February 26th, 2010

    I do have an animal’s sense of weakness, and after sniffing your recent routines I sense that your sh*t is weak

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  4. Matt

    February 26th, 2010

    DERRRR What is socialism? I dont want that! I just want the government to do everything for me..I am tired of thinking,tired of working…
    Cant someone do these things for me?

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  5. mark

    February 26th, 2010

    Before I fall to Bill’s level and name call (don’t worry I’ll get there) I want to address one or two of the things Bill said …

    First he says zerObamacare is not socialism. While you can argue the definition of socialism this program fits most … it zeros out the ability for people to better themselves based on their effort and works to even the playing field.

    Second he says things are socialist in our administration that are not. I almost shit my pants (hiney-like … I know) when he said the Marine Corps is socialism. Not sure what he could possibly be thinking. The Marine Corps is an outcome of the central governments requirement to protect our country from enemies foreign and domestic. They are a collection of the best men and women in our country who are selflessly working to keep us free and guarantee our rights. They work, and work hard to excel at what they do and are rewarded for their work through promotions.

    My God … if Bill is not the finest example of the bizarro world we live in I do not know what is.

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  6. Txn4evr

    February 26th, 2010

    Two words…Douche Bag.

    Nothing else to be said.

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  7. TED

    February 26th, 2010

     
  8. Reiuxcat

    February 26th, 2010

    That’s what she said!

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  9. Wyatt AARP

    February 26th, 2010

    Years ago, I found Bill Maher to be somewhat amusing. However, now I find him to be merely stupid, hypocritical and, worst of all for an “entertainer,” boring.

    In this piece, he says national health care is not socialism, and then a couple of statements later claims that all societies have socialism. The post office is socialist? The Marine Corps is socialist? It is true that all governments provide functions for their citizens – defense being a major function, but with government health care, the government then has the right to control individual conduct on the grounds that “unhealthy lifestyles” raise the cost to the government. The last I checked joining the Marine Corps was voluntary, and no government bureaucrat has figured out a way to use the Post Office as a reason for controlling other aspects of everyday life.

    O.k. Bill, I will be as condescending as you are – you, sir, are a hypocritical elitist moron, and anyone that takes you seriously needs a reality check.

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  10. cakes

    February 26th, 2010

    I met him- totally not impressed. Carrot Top is much more attractive and more intelligent.

    This asshole talks the way he does and ‘dates’ the ‘women’ he does because deep down he knows he is sh*t

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  11. Wyatt AARP

    February 26th, 2010

    P.s. to Bill Maher: I also find the contributors to this site more funny that you.

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  12. BigFurHat

    February 26th, 2010

    Wait…. healthcare for all is NOT socialism (he says this as he sneers that American’s don’t know what socialism is) and in the next breath he says the post office is socialism????

    Righttttttttttt. Okay Professor Bill, you proved your point, you’re an American.

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  13. Althing

    February 26th, 2010

    Lori, scum like this will never learn common sense or decency. A man who beats his girlfriend or demeans her is pure shit and can never rise above themselves but really love trying to bring everybody down to their level to hopefully feel better about the pathetic sack of shit that they truly are. Nothing more irritating than a brainless turd that thinks they’re soooo smart.

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  14. Chairman Bao

    February 26th, 2010

    Bill Maher:

    Some would argue that he is the biggest POS on the planet.

    I say that is a huge insult to POS’s everywhere.

    Why is this guy still relevant?

    Oh yeah, I get it, he’s part of the progressives’ anti-Military/non-Industrial complex.

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  15. Zonga

    February 26th, 2010

    Bill who? The little guy with penis envy?

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  16. mark

    February 26th, 2010

    Bill Maher is like America’s Hiney … the small d!ck (thanks zonga) that goes around and gives thumbs down to everyone while calling them names.

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  17. Tim

    February 26th, 2010

    I was under the impression that the Marines got rid of the misfits – not make them President.

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  18. Aaron Burr

    February 26th, 2010

    Hmmm. Now we’re animals. O.K. My vote is for killer whale.

    I guess we just don’t like idiots shaking their rhetorical ponytails in our faces. Maybe we could take Bill for a “ride” around our tank…show him the deep end…shake him around a little bit.

    Hey, we’re just animals, if something bad happens it would just be an accident.

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  19. Mt Top Patriot

    February 26th, 2010

    Come on Lori, don’t sugar coat it, tell us what you really think…

    Seriously, You fucking go Girl! That was simply A W S O M E

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  20. mark

    February 26th, 2010

    Good idea Aaron … I guarantee you Bill has never been to the deep end of any pool.

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  21. niteowl

    February 26th, 2010

    I was a Florida resident in 2000, when Al Gore tried to contest the results of the election. I recall, one of the issues he wanted the courts to decide, had to do with invalid ballots. Gore claimed that it was unfair (to him) to throw out ballots that were improperly filled out; his contention was, that if the vote for president was correctly indicated, that vote should count, no matter what the rest of the ballot contained. Of course, Gore hadn’t already counted the votes from the invalid ballots; he was simply assuming, that anybody too stupid to fill out a ballot correctly, would almost certainly have voted for him.

    I remember thinking at the time, “At last, we finally have a candidate that truly understands his constituency!”

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  22. niteowl

    February 26th, 2010

    @mark

    Bill certainly came from the shallow end of the gene pool…

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  23. Alpha Maser

    February 26th, 2010

    Here are my thoughts on Bill
    http://maser-media.org/WordPress/?p=2022

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  25. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 26th, 2010

    So, who’s this Maher guy again? Never liked the little cuss and like a bad whine (pun intended), he gets worse with age.

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  26. Call me Lennie

    February 26th, 2010

    That may not be another person on this planet that I despise more than Bill Maher. I’m glad I ‘ll never meet him in person cause I wouldn’t be able to contain myself, I would have splattered that nose across the right side of his face

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  27. [...] some of your fancy book learnin’, but hopefully a little common sense and decency.(Cross-posted at iOwntheworld.com , NewsReal and snark and boobs [...]

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  28. Moe Tom

    February 26th, 2010

    How can you deal with a guy like Maher? He appeals to the coffee party crowd. They all have the same beliefs: America has to change. They do not believe in American exceptionalism. They believe that Americans are dim witted, racists. They support abortion on demand. They are against the death penalty. They love animals, trees, whales, spotted owls, snail darters, and all sorts of rodents and vermin. But will abort a baby on a whim.
    They know little about real life as they have always been sheltered.
    If Maher were being interviewed by,let’s say WFB Jr, instead of the POS King, he would have been ripped asunder.
    Eventually the pendelum will swing back and the likes of Maher will fall to the wayside.

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  29. My2Cents

    February 26th, 2010

    Yeah Bill, I can smell it on you.

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  30. Red Star

    February 26th, 2010

    Bill Maher, humps Collies….Just like Hiney

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  31. ScratchNSniff

    February 26th, 2010

    My avatar is an animal.

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  32. Elektra

    February 26th, 2010

    “-truth to power? Yeah, that’s ours now. You know why? Because, you lie.”
    Boom! Taste Lori’s Right stick!

    Standing ‘O’!
    Bravo! Bravo!

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  33. Horrorman18

    February 26th, 2010

    Bill Maher is a condescending, egotistical little prick that I would absolutely love for him to have a debate with Dennis Miller

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  34. Matt

    February 26th, 2010

    james,thank you for yet another nonsensical post that had no connection to the thread.
    I am sure if any other libtards read your work they will run back to kos.

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  35. Red Star

    February 26th, 2010

    Matt give Hiney a Break, Remember you can’t fix “Stupid”

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  36. Horrorman18

    February 27th, 2010

    Hiney
    “Stupid is as stupid does”…a truer statement could not have been said after one of your posts

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  37. Horrorman18

    February 27th, 2010

    Matt, MoeTom, Tim
    Did you happen to notice Hiney gave me top billing…WOO HOO!!!

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  38. Tim

    February 27th, 2010

    Horror,
    You should feel honored, indeed.

    You have gained recognition from an insipid moron who can’t figure out how to do an ellipsis.

    I came in last. I am hurt.

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  39. Horrorman18

    February 27th, 2010

    Tim
    I hope that was sarcasm…cause mine was

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  40. Tim

    February 27th, 2010

    Horror,
    Of course it was sarcasm. I got it. Mine was a backhand slap at a stupid, mid-eastern, retarded raghead named … Hiney, who can’t even figure out how to type an ellipsis.

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  41. Horrorman18

    February 27th, 2010

    Tim
    I understood it I was just….let’s call it reventing because stupidity makes you sour

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  42. Moe Tom

    February 27th, 2010

    Jam-es-hines aL Sheetmapanz buggers camels.

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  43. Dan Ryan Galt

    February 27th, 2010

    Geezes! All I got from Jimmy was a thumbs down. I gotta work on my comments.

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