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How many kids were denied spring break tours of the White House?

Well screw ‘em. Spring break is for the the elite.

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Sasha and Malia Obama are quietly vacationing at the Atlantis resort on Paradise Island in the Bahamas, Breitbart News has learned.

A source tipped Breitbart News off to the First Daughters’ spring vacation, which was not publicly announced or reported.

Breitbart subsequently confirmed President Barack Obama’s daughters’ trip with other sources. Both the White House and the Atlantis resort declined to confirm the report or comment, but another guest provided a photograph of Sasha and Malia at the resort.

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SNIP:  Family vacations are soooo retro.

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  1. Debbie

    March 26th, 2013

    They’re averaging one fancy vacation a month.

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  2. grayscape

    March 26th, 2013

    In-your-face royalty in America won’t end well….

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  3. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    March 26th, 2013

    Look at the size of that place. Consider:

    – trying to secure it
    – the cost of securing it (bite me)
    – the fact that you saved for three years to take your family on vacation and now you have to deal with that sh*t
    – the fact that I would want my money back and would flip off the first girlies at every turn
    – the fact that I would do a cannonball in the pool and would be arrested for doing something that remotely resembles “shootin’”

    Others?

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  4. Gina

    March 26th, 2013

    “How many kids were denied spring break tours of the White House?”..

    Hello? How many kids go on spring break ? Only these two.

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  5. nobarack08

    March 26th, 2013

    I prefer Sharia and Malaria as their names.

    Sharia as the Muslim, Obama is and
    Malaria, the disease Obama is.

    That way his spawn can carry the putrid name of what their bastard father is. Just like Obama carries the name of his father, Satan.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 26th, 2013

    Why are their parents never with them? WTH?

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  7. J Frank Parnell

    March 26th, 2013

    Again, hypocritical silence from the communists is deafening.

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  8. mcfartus

    March 26th, 2013

    It wouldn’t surprise me if a Kardashian is one of the chaperone’s.

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  9. IMPEACH Obama

    March 26th, 2013

    But Malaria and Sharia probably ARE with their parents. They just didn’t bring those annoying ghetto trash commies with them this time.

    How over and done is America? Let us count the ways…….

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    March 26th, 2013

    Sushi and Somalia. Sharia and Malaria.

    Is MALIA’s middle name Maleficarum, by any chance?

    And SASHA’s, Sashemi?

    How are we supposed to leave the daughters out of the fray when the parents keep hiding behind them?

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  11. mcfartus

    March 26th, 2013

    Spring break for me was raking leaves, picking up dog poo, and trying not to get into a fistfight with my older siblings. It wasn’t even my fucking dog!

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  12. mcfartus

    March 26th, 2013

    Obama sucks!

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  13. Unruly Refugee

    March 26th, 2013

    It’s a shame there are no decent vacation resorts in moslem countries. I’d like to see that whole family all burka’d up in some sharia shithole.

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  14. Billy Fuster

    March 26th, 2013

    Anyone that pays income tax is a STUPID FOOL.

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  15. Dr. Tar

    March 26th, 2013

    These girls are going to be the very definition of spoiled. I mean what will they have to look forward to in life once they are adults themselves? What experience will they not have already had and all paid for by other people. Mix in part of Mooch’s personality and they will be among the most useless people on earth.

    They won’t want to work for a thing or see the need to work hard after having so much handed to them. They’ll be expecting handouts the rest of their lives just for being the Obama girls.

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  16. Czar of Defenestration

    March 26th, 2013

    Yet *another* item to casually – but repeatedly – mention to the Leftists with whom you interact in daily life:

    “Isn’t it *GREAT* that we’re all making it possible for Obama’s kids to take Spring Break in the Bahamas? Oh yeah, by the way, I *would* like fries with that.”

    DOING THE WORK THE MSM REFUSES TO DO.

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  17. nco77

    March 26th, 2013

    The really scary part of this story is this: Surely at some point, someone in the inner circle said, “maybe this isn’t a good idea, sending the girls to a fancy resort when we’re trying to convince people how bad the sequester is.” at that point, the Obamys must have said, “screw how it looks, we’re the king and queen and we can do what we want.”
    Once it is at that point, where will it go next?

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  18. sablegsd

    March 26th, 2013

    sushi and malaria

    nobarack is right sharia is better than sushi

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  19. Oho Dan

    March 26th, 2013

    I listened to two assholes debating the Obama’s vacations on Hannity a bit ago. I say two assholes because 1 said they were absolutely okay and the other said the problem was the optics of their vacation. Americans are lucky if they get one vacation per year. This buttwad has taken more vacations this year than I have taken since the disaster has defiled the oval office. Screw our petty tyrant king and his “Let them eat cake” wife.

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  20. Ten Megaton

    March 27th, 2013

    I live in the hope to see the whole fucking Obama family in shackles. Preferably on the way to the gallows.

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