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HEY JIM CARREY! WE WILL NEVER BEND 4 U ON THE 2ND AMENDMENT! MOLON LABE!

STILL DUMBER

It must really be dreadful to be a has-been actor trying to stay relevant. They really have no where to go but down. Since they have no measurable skill except pretending or acting like a fool, honest work is out of the question. Heard anything from Tim Robbins lately? The pathetic Robin Williams is selling Snickers candy bars with his worn-out, predictable, stupid act. So here comes Jim Carrey jumping into something he knows nothing about. I’m talking about intelligent thought, of course. Jim Carrey wants all you haters to give up your guns “4 the children.”

Here’s what gun and safety expert Jim Carrey tweeted today:

Stupid and a vulgarian, too! Isn’t it great to have those who really care, like Jim Carrey, to guide us in the right direction. A man such as Carrey, well-versed in the art of being stupid, takes it upon himself to relieve law-abiding Americans of their 2nd Amendment rights.

After Carrey was intellectually bodyslammed on Twitter by those opposing his stupidity, he tweeted this:

How abt developing more non-lethal forms of selfdefense?Too sensible?!’Cold Dead Hand’ 1min aft midnight 2night on F…

Yeah, why not use Eddie Murphy’s “quart of blood” technique from Trading Places, Jim?  MORE

» 23 Comments

  1. Diann

    March 25th, 2013

    He just put a gun to the head of his film career.

    Dumbass

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  2. thirdtwin

    March 25th, 2013

    Carrey always expects Critical Acclaim when he jumps out of the clown shoes and tries to get all dark, edgy and serious. For some reason, he doesn’t get it.

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  3. Reaganaut

    March 25th, 2013

    Now,now, now, I think you’re being a little to hard on Mr Carrey; he still has plenty of talent to show us.
    It’s extremely hard to tweeter anything with your head up you ass, let alone a complete sentence.

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  4. Capt Chaos

    March 25th, 2013

    Go back to Muzzieville Toranto you fukin’ canadian mook!

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  5. J Frank Parnell

    March 25th, 2013

    Off his meds. Easy to mask as a professional comedian.

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  6. eternal cracker p

    March 25th, 2013

    Instead of calling people names, wouldn’t it be more relevant for him to lobby the film industry, that paid him, to digitally remove guns from movies he appeared in and replace them with a candy bar or something? Oh, you say the films won’t sell as well then? Well, well….. Now we’re reaching common ground.

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  7. Billy Fuster

    March 25th, 2013

    I thought it was a clever entertaining video but he’s an intellectual idiot.

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  8. norman einstein

    March 25th, 2013

    This could actually revitalize his career.
    Those Holloweirdos no doubt agree with him.
    Harvey Weinstein, are you listening???

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  9. scr_north

    March 25th, 2013

    His career really is in the doldrums and I truly suspect that these odious tweet are probably done on orders from his publicist or manager to get his name back in the public eye without it being associated with a bad or mediocre movie. He used to be box office gold but is now more like tin. His current movie has some disappointing box office numbers and while his performance is receiving some praise it’s obvious that his drawing power is a shadow of what it used to be. By the by @Capt Chaos; he took out US citizenship back in 2004 and since he’s lived in the US for decades you get to keep him.

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  10. unneutral

    March 25th, 2013

    I’ve never liked his wacky movies and I like him even less now.

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  11. CrustyB

    March 25th, 2013

    21 year olds don’t remember the last time this cunt hair was funny.

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  12. Hawaiian

    March 25th, 2013

    That suckbag hasn’t been the least bit funny since In Living Color. Every single one of his movies blew.

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  13. grayscape

    March 25th, 2013

    “How abt developing more non-lethal forms of selfdefense?Too sensible?!’”

    You mean like ballpoint pens and whistles?? Genius! Why didn’t I think of that?

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  14. Jim (Concealed) Carrey

    March 25th, 2013

    I suck in the movies lately, and I’m sitting on millions thanks to all the baffoons who watched my other sh*t movies. So I keep myself busy with this sh*t.

    Don’t like it? Shoot me!!

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  15. hanoverfist

    March 25th, 2013

    Who or what is a “Jim Carrey”?

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  16. Cath B in AZ

    March 25th, 2013

    Andrew Babinsky from the Nearly Famous Barry Young Show on 550 KFYI had this in response…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aC11GOBh84M

    LOL, Sing it Andrew!

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  17. Maudie N Mandeville

    March 25th, 2013

    “suck the brains out of every living soul”–Pro-abortion

    “You put your own shotgun in your mouth.”–Pro-euthanasia

    He’s killed more innocents than guns have in this country.

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  18. Noelegy

    March 25th, 2013

    Well, thanks to Jim Carrey’s movies, kids think they can swallow bombs with no ill effects.

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    March 25th, 2013

    Bet he wishes he had his MASK now…

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  20. Unruly Refugee

    March 25th, 2013

    No need to explain what your shitty movie is about, Jim. Just tell us what in the fukk that stanking Cable Guy was about, ok? That’s when most people stopped paying attention to your queer ideas.
    And Stop assaulting our children with that crap, you pervert.

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  21. cfm990

    March 25th, 2013

    Shitheads like this will never get it. One of the reasons I will never give up my guns, is for the children. I want today’s children to grow up and live in a free society. An armed populace will help to insure that. So suck it, ya talentless hack

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  22. joe

    March 25th, 2013

    Is Jim Carrey still alive? Since he was the only white honky on In Living Color, I thought they snuffed him live on air in the last episode. He should have had a gun on him and could have prevented that.

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  23. Anonymous

    March 25th, 2013