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Sea Crustacean cuts Obama’s food taster

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Michelle Obama’s Mirror

Stop the madness! Big Guy’s Royal Food Taster has been sequestered!

The entire charm offensive fell apart yesterday when BO was unable to break bread with the loyal opposition because he suspected them of trying to poison him. Mark my words; when the entire government shuts down because the R-words won’t roll over and give Big Guy the tax increase he wants accept Big Guy’s magnanimous compromise and agree to a balanced approach to the budget, it will be due to this foolish – and probably racist – sequester cut.

Let me explain: yesterday Big Guy reached way across the aisle and agreed to actually go to Capitol Hill and have lunch with a select group of R-words. The Daily Caller reports that Senator Susan Collins (RHINO-ME) arranged the special menu:

“University of Maine recipe for healthy lobster salad — I pointed that out to the president in keeping with the first lady’s initiatives and Fox Family Potato Chips made in Aroostook County where I’m from and wild blueberry pie full of anti-oxidants, see this was a healthy lunch as well. We did have a little ice cream on the pie too, also made in Maine, Gifford’s Ice Cream. So in all seriousness this was well received,” Collins told reporters on Thursday after the meeting at the Capitol.

Sounds yummy and right up Big Guy’s alley. BUTT, his SS bosses  wouldn’t let him eat anything because his Royal Food Taster had been sequestered. By-the-by, these are the same mean spirited SS bosses who won’t let Big Guy offer Big White tours to sweet little school children. I think we need to fire them.

 

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» 6 Comments

  1. MaryfromMarin

    March 16th, 2013

    I suppose a royal bottom-wiper will be next.

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  2. Corky

    March 16th, 2013

    I think he made up the food tester to cover up the fact that Muslims don’t eat shellfish.

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  3. So....

    March 16th, 2013

    Who is the food taster?
    His wife?
    Is that why she is so fat?
    Some poisons take weeks to work.
    What a crock.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    March 16th, 2013

    I’ll be 0bama’s food taster. I’ll take a bite and then poison it as I give it to him.

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  5. Moxie Man

    March 16th, 2013

    “Sea Crustacean” – Excellent!

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  6. Chalupa

    March 16th, 2013

    Does Barney taste test Reggie for Barry?

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