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Home - by - March 6, 2013 - 21:29 America/New_York - 17 Comments

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  1. aleon

    March 6th, 2013

    But wait! If you order within the next ten minutes we’ll include the rape free whistle…a $19.95 value absolutely free.

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  2. Troy

    March 6th, 2013

    All right Fur, you and AWD have gone and done it now.
    I just got through with blasting Delta for demoting my frequent flyer status and then I see this.
    “Vomit from Jalisco, Mexico” come on now. That is a personal attack. That is where my life-blood tequila is made. Then you dare say “high amonia (NH3) content urine from Kentucky racehorses. ( I am born and bred in Louisville-Derby-City).
    I demand an apology, reparations, welfare that includes prime-rib, lobster, caviar, free gas for a year, an Obama phone, 1 case each: Cabo Wabo Repasado tequila, and Jefferson’s small batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky.
    I would like that delivered by this weekend if possible.
    Spring break in Florida, aye-carumbe!

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  3. Gain Weight

    March 6th, 2013

    Most 300+pound women are not raped either.

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  4. Unruly Refugee

    March 6th, 2013

    If that doesn’t work, DHS would probably ok suicide vests as long as it only stops the rape without harming the rapists(D).

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  5. cfm990

    March 6th, 2013

    What about a zit popping adolescent version?
    Will no one consider the children?

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  6. Unruly Refugee

    March 6th, 2013

    And what about chastity belts? Is that what that lock picking class was about?

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  7. Troy

    March 6th, 2013

    PS, The soiled pants would not preclude my sexual fantasies for the model in question…

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 6th, 2013

    LOL Troy,
    That was a discussion I had with my friend a few weeks ago. Peeing and crapping yourself doesn’t help if the rapist is INTO THAT.

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 6th, 2013

    Wait, what’s the green for?
    Exploded appendix?

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  10. Troy

    March 6th, 2013

    Good point MJ, I kind of assumed it was some spilt quacamole from taco bell?

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  11. Troy

    March 6th, 2013

    …still waiting for my reparations…
    how can anyone survive this earth being offended?

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  12. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    March 6th, 2013

    A mini guillotine at each hole, that way you can keep the evidence.

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  13. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 6th, 2013

    Ooh somebody say reparations?

    Where’s my 40acres (I’ll take Manhattan. Heh) and super cute mules? (You know, as in shoes, not the hairy animal thingies.)

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  14. Alpha Maser

    March 7th, 2013

    Looks like Sandra Fluck.

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  15. Czar of Defenestration

    March 7th, 2013

    But what if menstruating is the *only* thing that will do the trick?!

    WHAT THEN?!?

    Ban Periods!!!

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    March 7th, 2013

    Yeah, bodily effluent won’t do it unless the guy planned a rape with his tongue, in which case she JUST MIGHT change her mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73L3KVxt_GU
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  17. Anonymous

    March 7th, 2013

    the fact that 100% of the American population does not cry out in unison over the exposed hypocrisy of the lefts “war on women” makes me scared for the republic.

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