Home - by BigFurHat - March 6, 2013 - 21:29 America/New_York - 17 Comments
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March 6th, 2013
But wait! If you order within the next ten minutes we’ll include the rape free whistle…a $19.95 value absolutely free.
All right Fur, you and AWD have gone and done it now.
I just got through with blasting Delta for demoting my frequent flyer status and then I see this.
“Vomit from Jalisco, Mexico” come on now. That is a personal attack. That is where my life-blood tequila is made. Then you dare say “high amonia (NH3) content urine from Kentucky racehorses. ( I am born and bred in Louisville-Derby-City).
I demand an apology, reparations, welfare that includes prime-rib, lobster, caviar, free gas for a year, an Obama phone, 1 case each: Cabo Wabo Repasado tequila, and Jefferson’s small batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky.
I would like that delivered by this weekend if possible.
Spring break in Florida, aye-carumbe!
Most 300+pound women are not raped either.
If that doesn’t work, DHS would probably ok suicide vests as long as it only stops the rape without harming the rapists(D).
What about a zit popping adolescent version?
Will no one consider the children?
And what about chastity belts? Is that what that lock picking class was about?
PS, The soiled pants would not preclude my sexual fantasies for the model in question…
Mary Jane Anklestraps
That was a discussion I had with my friend a few weeks ago. Peeing and crapping yourself doesn’t help if the rapist is INTO THAT.
Wait, what’s the green for?
Good point MJ, I kind of assumed it was some spilt quacamole from taco bell?
…still waiting for my reparations…
how can anyone survive this earth being offended?
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
A mini guillotine at each hole, that way you can keep the evidence.
Ooh somebody say reparations?
Where’s my 40acres (I’ll take Manhattan. Heh) and super cute mules? (You know, as in shoes, not the hairy animal thingies.)
March 7th, 2013
Looks like Sandra Fluck.
Czar of Defenestration
But what if menstruating is the *only* thing that will do the trick?!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Yeah, bodily effluent won’t do it unless the guy planned a rape with his tongue, in which case she JUST MIGHT change her mind.
the fact that 100% of the American population does not cry out in unison over the exposed hypocrisy of the lefts “war on women” makes me scared for the republic.
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