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Home - by - February 18, 2010 - 12:53 America/New_York - 60 Comments

A source named Dr. Mass Effect tells me, confidently, that he knows a guy who was told that a guy smelled thermite charges in Austin. We need THE TRUTH! Not this crap that is being pushed upon the sheeple on Faux Noise.Small-planes-crashes-in-t-001

I’ve personally heard conflicting eye witness reports that say the plane went “straight into the building,” another saying it “bellied in,” and yet another witness, which I find to be the most credible, that it was a “flying chariot piloted by Charlton Heston.”

The unanswered questions are much more important than the answered ones. In a personal interview I conducted with the buildings owner, I videoed  him clearly saying to “pull it.”  He was pointing to his crotch, clearly some kind of code that we will unravel, or ravel, but the point is, he is somehow involved.

Does the mainstream media really expect us to believe the absurdity that a man’s house will catch fire on the very day he is flying his plane and then is suddenly struck with a building? (Oh yeah, I have another witness who swears the building shifted over for a few seconds, intentionally taking the plane out, and then quickly returned to it’s original position, all nonchalant like.) And when is the last time fire melted a plane made of steel? Where is the plane? Where is Bush? Where are my car keys?

It’s amazing that the media has the name of the pilot so quickly, and a 6 page “suicide note.” Come on! This is clearly pre-planned. I saw a teaser last night on CNN that said, tune in tomorrow for the Austin Plane Crash. At the time it seemed odd, now it all makes sense. I will find that teaser on You-Tube and post it to my Facebook page – Loose Stools. Teeth.
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» 60 Comments

  1. AQuaintLife

    February 18th, 2010

    I’m so going to burn the “bad place” for laughing at a tragedy! Thanks guys!

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  2. mark

    February 18th, 2010

    Definitely an inside job … where is Van Jones when you really need him?

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  3. Diann

    February 18th, 2010

    George W. Bush, former Governor of Texas.
    Austin is capital of Texas.
    Coincidence?

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  4. Uncle Al

    February 18th, 2010

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  5. BigFurHat

    February 18th, 2010

    How did you leap to c?

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  6. Uncle Al

    February 18th, 2010

    I’m not sure quite how that happens, but I see it happen a lot. Perhaps not right here and now, though. Maybe I’m drinking the wrong flavor Kool-Aid.

    Perhaps it’s my own knee jerk reaction, and I’m making my own incorrect assumptions. If so, apologies.

    However, if you happen to think that because the conclusions of the loonies are unsupportable that some of the evidence they use to somehow get to those conclusions must be false, well, that’s another kind of fallacy.

    I’ll now add the usual ending cop-out:

    Just sayin’

    I don’t care about 9/11 – I’m on this case now!! Someone has a grainy iphone pic and I see a rocket launcher on the under carriage!!!!! And I have a friend who saw the pilot buying Goodies Headache powder in a Piggly Wiggly no more than 20 minutes ago! -bfh

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  7. Vermont Woodchuck

    February 18th, 2010

    Does his wife still have the hiccups?

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  8. had enuf mike

    February 18th, 2010

    Quick,
    somebody alert Jesse “the body” Ventura…
    he’ll get to the bottom of this !

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  9. IOpian

    February 18th, 2010

    It is quite obvious that the Obama/Pelosi/Reid Regime pulled an insider job in rebellious Texas. Their minions are already working to tie this to the TEA movement. T for Texas… T E and A appear in the word TEXAS.. mere coincidence?

    Mysteriously this ‘alleged’ disgruntled individual posted a manifesto that is now on Smoking Gun. My, that was quick. Hmmmm. It shows a man worn too thin by big government, big corporations, big labor and had had enough. Many of the same things that have raised the disgust of the TEA movement.
    Humm… indeed. Proof of this being an insider job is a very minute mistake the authors made when their BDS overtook their reasoning and they include his attitude towards Bush.

    Sounds pretty tight to me. There is much more but I can’t go on… trying to think like a leftist is making my brain hurt from neurological atrophy.

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    February 18th, 2010

    Yes! Back to the parody things that I liked about this site in the first place.

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  11. Doc

    February 18th, 2010

    Isn’t there a member of our crew that owns Thermite detection equipment?

    Or at least an exterminator?

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  12. Dixie

    February 18th, 2010

    I’ve heard reports of Marmite being found outside the headquarters of Whole Foods in Austin. Such a finding could signal a Leftist vegan conspiracy. This leaves a very bad taste in my mouth.

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  13. Comrade Whoopie

    February 18th, 2010

    I’ve smelled burning thermite and it has no odor. I just read the guy’s suicide note posted on his website in which he blames the health insurance and drug companies for killing thousands of people a year. He also condemns GW Bush as a puppet president. And he spares no venom for rich fat cats and the Catholic church. He closes his manifesto with the communist creedo. You can see it at the Smoking Gun or read excerpts at The People’s Cube.

    Now I expect the MSM will only report that he was angry at the IRS, leaving people to assume he was a rightwing kook.

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  14. Leroy

    February 18th, 2010

    Momma had thermites in her front porch a couple of years ago. She called the Okra man and he spayed the place. All gone!
    :-)

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  15. Grayscape

    February 18th, 2010

    A. A plane was used.
    B. Returning veterans come home on a plane.

    C. All veterans must immediately be rounded up, interrogated, beaten, and swabbed by Big Sis Napolitano and her lesbo army….

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  16. Matt

    February 18th, 2010

    Loose Stool:inside job

    George Bush owned the Rangers

    Rangers are a brand of Aircraft.

    Bush lives in Texas

    Bush landed on an AIRCRAFT Carrier

    Global Warming.Allah Akbar.The science is now settled

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  17. Call me Lennie

    February 18th, 2010

    And are we to believe that just any person could pilot a Cessna airplane into a small building?

    And what about those men in sunglasses who some people swore they overheard some other person say were milling around behind the grassy knoll just before the fire broke out.

    what about the

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  18. Call me Lennie

    February 18th, 2010

    And what about that mysterious redundant sentence fragment at the end of my previous post

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  19. Tim

    February 18th, 2010

    I owned a house once that was infested by Thermites – cost me $300.00 to get rid of them. Carter was President then. Hmmm … Reagan won the election, but only after Kennedy challenged Carter in the primary.

    See! It’s Bush’s fault!

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  20. Aaron Burr

    February 18th, 2010

    Dateline, Austin.

    In a stunning new development, amateur home video has been discovered that appears to show an Olympic “Luge” or “Skeleton” racing sled packed with Thermite ramming into the Federal Building at 9420 Research Boulevard. Although details are sketchy at this time and no confirmation has been received from the NTSB, most mainstream news outlets are reporting that all previous eyewitness accounts purporting to describe a small, single engine aircraft striking the building are false. Most likely as a result of Government mind control experiments and/or holographic imagine techniques first used in WWII to create the erroneous belief that Adolf Hitler actually existed.

    In related news, suspected white supremacist-tea bagger-terrorist extraordinaire Joseph Stack has reportedly been seen at former President Bush’s Crawford ranch along with Carl Rove, Dick Cheney, Rasputin and Richard Nixon’s ghost. According to eyewitnesses they were alternating between giving each other “high fives” and doing the “hokey pokey”.

    Further news as it develops.

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  21. Tammy

    February 18th, 2010

    Sarah Palin is behind this.
    They didn’t invite her to speak at CPAC so she decided to blow something up.

    You don’t want to mess around with that woman.
    She makes things go splodey-dope.

    And she gave up thermite for Lent, so it all makes sense!

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  22. Matt

    February 18th, 2010

    29 minutes later there was a Ford Escape vs Toyota Camry fender bender in the Pennsylvania farm country.
    The likelyhood of these NOT being connected in some way??
    What was the Fords INTENDED target? Had his wife not been bitching at him to ask for directions…

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  23. had enuf mike

    February 18th, 2010

    as much as this is a tradegy for the family of the man who was driven to such extremes….

    I find it ironic, that the man’s ONLY recourse was to burn down his house, and do a suicide end-run on the IRS,

    How is it that Timmy G, our Treasurer of the US, never had THIS kind of pressure on him ??

    Just wondering how to get a sweetheart deal like Timmy G. ???

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  24. Fed Up

    February 18th, 2010

    OK, this post made me laugh. I like it.

    You say that like someone who has been purposely trying not to laugh and we somehow got you to crack – or, you think 99.99% of the site sucks balsac. -bfh

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  25. My2Cents

    February 18th, 2010

    Fur, you have epic conspiratorial instincts! I’m glad you’re one of us and not one of THEM.

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  26. Tight Right

    February 18th, 2010

    M2 – “I’m glad you’re one of us and not one of THEM.”

    How do we know that? ;-)

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  27. Dixie

    February 18th, 2010

    …we know that because THEY hate fur. LOL :-)

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  28. Dixie

    February 18th, 2010

    …otherwise, his name would be Big Towel Hat.

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  29. Papadoc

    February 18th, 2010

    Someone give me Oliver Stone’s number, I have a script for him to read.

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  30. diogenes

    February 18th, 2010

    Think about it. Austin. Waco. Both in Texas. Democrat president (Clinton/Obama). Moron for attorney general (Reno/Holder) I demand to know if any Branch Davidians were inside the IRS building.

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  31. Call me Lennie

    February 18th, 2010

    Be sharp everybody — this was posted over at American Thinker a few hours ago, so we may get lots of additional readers.

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  32. Polo Spinozo

    February 18th, 2010

    It’s funny…I noticed earlier in the week that people were shorting smoke on the stock exchange in very large quantities. I said to the Mrs., “Mrs., I think people are shorting too much smoke. Guess there’s gunna’ be an attack somewhere.”

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  33. Diann

    February 18th, 2010

    American Thinker?! Really? Jeepers. I better put on my fancy pants!

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  34. Javelina Bomb

    February 18th, 2010

    Nice satire BFH, but you forgot that only wooden buildings catch fire. Glass and steel? NOT FLAMMABLE! Something tells me that if we keep digging, we may find the lumber yard that supplied the wood.

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  35. Javelina Bomb

    February 18th, 2010

    American Thinker?! Really? Jeepers. Allow me to REMOVE my pants.

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  36. uberVU - social comments

    February 18th, 2010

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by BigFurHat: Thermite Charges Found In Austin! http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=17513

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  37. Matt

    February 18th, 2010

    American Thinker? HERE? Really? I have nothing to wear!
    Really,I am not wearing anything!!

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  38. Doc

    February 18th, 2010

    Maybe hiney will show up in his pink tutu…

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  39. Uncle Al

    February 18th, 2010

    I just heard from my contact in Austin (the vice-mayor’s driver) that the IRS has a man in custody and in “enhanced” interrogation who saw a man on a grassy knoll across from the crash site with a sophisticated aeronautical remote control rig. Either that or a Wii. And that there was also a report from a similarly reliable source that Oliver Stone, Jesse Ventura, and Michael Moore all flew into Austin last night and that Moore was taken into custody and held for two hours before the TSA was able to establish that the white powder on his clothes was powdered sugar and not anthrax or thermite.

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  40. rock on

    February 18th, 2010

    mini 911 to distract from real 9/11. investigate this and blame bush

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  41. BWSEATTLE

    February 18th, 2010

    This post = BRILLIANT!! Thanks BFH ;)

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  42. Javelina Bomb

    February 18th, 2010

    Personally, I only hold the pilot 32% responsible. Just like the terrorists in the world trade center bombing…
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/10/nyregion/10wtc.html?_r=1&fta=y

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  43. Tenn Slim

    February 19th, 2010

    I only hope my recently filed IRS forms were not in the bldg
    end
    Semper Fi
    We Will prevail.

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  44. OxyCon

    February 19th, 2010

    Where’s the chickens coming home to roost?

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  45. bob

    February 19th, 2010

    Jesus did it

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  46. LisaGinNZ

    February 20th, 2010

    I have chatted with “Geno” on Facebook, and he knows a “lady” who “knows” 9/11 was an inside job… phew, solved it

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  47. Philboyd Studge

    February 20th, 2010

    Proof of an inside job:

    1. No one actually saw a pilot in the plane.
    2. The house of the “pilot” was burned down to cover up what really happened.
    3. He was a pilot – Bush was a pilot – No need to say more.
    4. The damage done to the “IRS” building could not have come from a small Piper single engine plane with 40 gallons of avgas.
    5. People saw the windows “blow” out.
    6. A “window washer” just happened to be near by and helped people escape just BEFORE the big fire started.
    7. Fighter jets were sent from the Houston area and not from the WACO area. Why? Because of the Dividians maybe?
    8. The letter left by the “pilot” only has the stuff about Bush in there to throw people off from the REAL truth.
    9. Smoke from the fire in the building was the wrong color for 100LL avgas.
    10. There have been NO comments from W that he didn’t have any knowledge of the incident.

    So there. Call Rossie and get her on this ASAP

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  48. just wondering

    March 3rd, 2010

    Where is the grassy koll

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  49. Reeple Sheeple Finder

    March 14th, 2010

    This sheeple person from down under “LisaGinNZ” is about as dumb as they get people. She gives a bad name to blonds all over the world. What does she say now after all the coverage on Larry King and The View, CNN etc. with the new best seller and new number one show “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura. I suppose she says the same stuff as the Popular Mechanics propaganda BS the media always pulls. Dumb as a box of rock and all stocked up on dumb. She is with Hannity but they are having to admit it now LOL! Even Dick Morris said the Conspiracy theorists were right ha ha! It backfires when you post you r BS sites doesn’t it Lisa?

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    May 8th, 2011

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    May 8th, 2011

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    he burned it before he went and got the plane and crashed it so learn to research dumbass

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