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Home - by - February 28, 2013 - 11:00 America/New_York - 32 Comments

The lady wields a banquet table, and then catches a flying chair with one hand!!!

Get her for a remake of the Bionic Woman – The Ebonic Woman (?)

This was a melee at the awards presentation for black she-males. No, you read that right.

 

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  1. Left Coast Dan

    February 28th, 2013

    Who needs television??? :D

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  2. eternal cracker p

    February 28th, 2013

    Ninjas are super human.
    Ninjas are not sub-human.

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  3. dude

    February 28th, 2013

    And guns are the problem????

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  4. Anonymous

    February 28th, 2013

    Do you suppose they’ll get their deposit back?

    (How did you get ahold of this footage of primates in the wild?)

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  5. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    February 28th, 2013

    Silverbacks in action – official news follow up.

    (Take off the OMG at the beginning – see BFH even us crackers are trainable)

    OMGhttp://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/10/16/gorilla-fight-166809

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  6. dude

    February 28th, 2013

    negros is funnys!

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  7. Stirrin the BS

    February 28th, 2013

    What language were they speaking? I didn’t understand a word of what was said, except I heard “bitches” a few times.

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  8. CrustyB

    February 28th, 2013

    They’re not even human fucking beings.

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    February 28th, 2013

    The American people have always been anxious to know what they shall do with us…. I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are worm-eaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! … And if the negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone! … Your interference is doing him positive injury.
    Frederick Douglass, The Meaning of July Fourth for the Negro

    Looks ‘worm eaten’ to me.

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  10. Ted Nougat

    February 28th, 2013

    Wesley Snipes is in to that? (1:20)

    Tax Evasion. Suuuuuuure.

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  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    February 28th, 2013

    There should be spray nozzles all around the room and when these fine, upstanding, 0bama voters “agree to disagree,” lock the doors and fill the room with nitrous oxide. When they pass out, open one wall, raise the floor on one end like a dump truck, and let them slide into a large dumpster. Truck the dumpster to the local DNC office.

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  12. Anonymous

    February 28th, 2013

    “Can’t we all jus’ get along ?”

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  14. Clyde

    February 28th, 2013

    Post Office union meeting.

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  15. Kenny Sullivan

    February 28th, 2013

    I am re-thinking my opposition to Obama phones lately. They make proscuters jobs sooo much easier!

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  16. hanoverfist

    February 28th, 2013

    ^^^ But can you see them winning
    on Americas Funniest Videos?

    It would be a “riot”

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  17. nco77

    February 28th, 2013

    we used to play that game in gym class…dodgechairs

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  18. even steven

    February 28th, 2013

    I’m shocked that a gathering of black people would turn into a melee. Shocked. It’s just so unusual.

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  19. Anonymous

    February 28th, 2013

    Holder’s people, keeping it real.

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  20. John F.

    February 28th, 2013

    … and that’s why the black tranny community can’t have anything nice.

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  21. Anonymous

    February 28th, 2013

    when the EBTs stop this will be coming to a town near you.

    fucking pigs.
    apologies to pigs across the globe.

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  22. Tracy

    February 28th, 2013

    Djragqueens Unchained: That was one action packed frenzy. That lady flung that BINGO table like it was cardboard and caught a metal folding chair just as easily.

    At about 1:20, Steven Segal/Lo-Man enters the room dressed in black, he put on a few pounds too. Did someone produce a stun-gun around 2:50; some voltage was arcing?

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  23. reddecaesari

    February 28th, 2013

    who won?

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  24. remember this one?

    February 28th, 2013

    POSTED BY ANN BARNHARDT – SEPTEMBER 4, AD 2012 4:38 PM MST

    READ EVERY WORD OF THIS AT LEAST TWICE.Matt Bracken has written a piece over at Western Rifle Shooters that matches exactly how I have envisaged the coming collapse and civil war.
    His belief that it will all begin with the rejection of EBT Foodstamps cards is, I think, spot-on.
    Next comes the urban riots.
    Then comes the rioters spilling into the suburbs.
    Then comes full-blown chaos when the rioters realize that the cops alone can’t contain them.
    Then come the beatings, rapes and murders. In the open. In broad daylight. At heavily trafficked intersections.
    Then comes the militia, which is what I intend to do when shizz gets real. That has been my intention all along, since the fall of 2008 when I knew that collapse and civil war was an inevitability.
    Echoing Bracken, if I am either sandbagged or on a bipod, 400 yards is an EASY kill. Men are a hell of a lot bigger than prairie dogs, which is why learning to snipe on prairie dogs is so wise, in addition to good, wholesome fun.

    When I tell you people to be buying LONG GUNS and ammo, I’m not kidding. Assault rifles and tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition is one of the best places to park wealth right now. And you better know how to use it, and you better sit your wife down, tell her to cut the sissy, whiny female bullshit and learn how to handle every weapon system in your arsenal. This isn’t a damn game or a TV show. Many, many women are going to find themselves as the ONLY THING standing between a hip-hop rape mob and their children.
    If you haven’t watched my Vendee Genocide YouTube presentation, I clearly lay out the case that it is an absolute certainty that THERE WILL BE MASS RAPES when the inner city hip-hop contingent can no longer be contained by standard law enforcement. It isn’t even debatable.
    Read the essay above, and then GET READY. QUICKLY.

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  25. Tiger Eyes

    February 28th, 2013

    Round One, Democrats picking female congressional candidates. What, no laws requiring muzzles?

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  26. Goldenfoxx

    February 28th, 2013

    And they wonder why we look down on them, they have no sense of self worth.

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  27. Ogie

    February 28th, 2013

    Just some more of obama’s sons and daughters acting like the apes they are.

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  28. grayjohn

    February 28th, 2013

    Tranny’s fo’ Travon!

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  29. Serious Putty

    February 28th, 2013

    One night many years ago, at the local watering hole, things got outta hand.
    A black transvestite (or maybe it was just a big, scary black girl) saved my life.

    Thanks, Rosa.

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  30. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    February 28th, 2013

    “this is going up”

    I hope everyone can see this so put it up there.

    Just look at your civilized selves. Cause when y’all take over this is all that you will be able to show for your legacy.

    Who will clean up after your mess; who will put things back together? What will your home look like after everyone who made it nice has gone? Detroit!

    These are chumps. They should come to an Irish Pub sometime.

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